This couple has done nothing but play every single card and couple cliche available.
Now that it's finally official, I think it's the obligation of Dlisters everywhere to speculate on who they'll hook up with. I see Chestica with a badboy. My sister suggests Tommy Lee. Goddamn, would that be great gossip!
What about Leo Dicaprio? He's single now. Oh, or Toothy Tile. That would be sick...but awesome!
You have to feel bad for her though. Nick was a good fucking catch. I foresee La Hohan trying to sink her teeth into him. However, I think Nick likes stripper-looking girls...so my other guess of Kate Bosworth is probably bad as well.
chestica and aj discala
LOL, MK I am so with you! Especially when both have $$$ to burn.
Jessica & Nachos or Justin.
Nick with a lot of different Hooters girls, ultimately ending up with a solid B/C lister.
Chestica and Jared Leto...he does likes blonds.
I could see Nick with Nicky Hilton...that might work
I was thinking Jared Leto, too, Coco. I do think there is potential for some Jessica & Nachos drama, too! YEAH!! Fingers crossed.
Gawd, if Jessica went after Nachos, the aftermath would be two slutty blonds with cat-claw scratches across their faces. That would be FUCKING HOT! I hope that happens!
I'd love to see Chestica fire her father and truly let her inner slut out.
Jared Leto is a good suggestion. She'd probably like to get some of that 9.5-inch action.
I don't think Chestica is Toothy's type. Maggie would never EVER let that happen.
Oh my god, LA, why didn't we think of it....Jessica & Papa Joe? LOL 4-ever!
jessica and ryan gosling
It's always gonna be Jessica and Nick in my eyes!!!
chestica doesn't have time for relationships. she's too busy being a "star".
Bitch has got a mouth like the Euphrates, can't see her with anyone other than Conan, the Ego .
Isn't time for this walking labia to do a Playboy spread?
Nah -- she's Hustler material.
They are not lying when they say there wasn't *a* third-party involved. Fuck, we know of at least 4 different parties linked to Nick, and dozens connected to Chestica.
I could see jessica with jamie foxx,
I think Nick stayed with her this long just because of her father and not to damage her rep. Nick seems more put together and down to reality than the Simpsons. Good for Nick
Jessica is a nice person, she is not a labia she is heartborken. she love nick.
You peoples are on the out side looking in, nick love jessica maybe they will work thing out, i hope so.
Shit I could see Jessica with just about anybody...that pussy is HOT & READy right now for any takers...
She doesn't look upset...that bitch is drunk!! Can't you guys tell the diff!
Ha ha ha! It's her vagina's time!
Nice Louis Vuitton pet carrying case, BTW ($1000+, I think. How old is she, 22? Man, oh man).
Yeah, she's about as upset as Paris was when she broke up with Paris2...poor thing!!!
Jess sure lost her "Dukes of Hazzard" body fast.
I figure they will try to work things out. That's just my guess. I highly doubt they can go one without each other. I think the whole "Always being apart" thing is just complete bullshit. They were all over the magazines showing up at events together to make sure people knew that they were indeed still an item. With all the fooling they were having to do they seem to spend a lot more time together than some other celebrity couples. But who knows? It only takes a second to snap a picture.
Jess will date mens you peoples just look at in magazine, she don't went anyone giving these comments, and you know what her and nick are not dvorce, i hope they go back to each other.
YOU PEOPLES ARE SICK SICK AND MORE SICK, SHE DON'T WENT ANY OF YOU/ YOU HAVE THE WRONG ZIP CODE.KISS HER ASS.
^ she doesn't want your crazy ass either, I'm sure. Or maybe she does? She's freaky that way....
Jessica and Man Paris
Nicky darling, I'm available and willing. I appreciate a man who likes to cook and clean. Forget that dumb blond and come on over.
Nick is soooo cute!
I'm rich and you not,anon i can go places and meet peoples , that would not say hello to you, maybe i know jessica,
anon you are trash, kiss my foot they what rich people say,
Oh please, the only thing Jessica is upset about is how this will effect her career. She and her family treated Nick like shit... I wonder where all the so called info about Nick cheating came from? HMM , could it have been fed to the tabloids by Daddy Simpson to sabotage the marriage and give his little girl publicity and another cover and sympathetic print. After all,she is Daddy's girl and he did not want Nick to be more important to her than him. The difference between Paris and Jessica is that Paris seems to have part of a brain where as Jessica is the epitome of the Texas dumb blonde. If she continues as she has been she will be passed around by men who only use women ... Men of substance want a woman of substance...Once her looks start going... there will be nothing but the Playboy spread left for her.
Anon 9:09, you are absolutely right.(except the part about paris' brain). joe and chestica are hell-bent on their way to the top. nick is just dead weight. what poppa pimp doesn't realize, though, is that chestica does not have the talent, and Americans have a short memory.
For the record, even though signed "L.A" (with a period) this is NOT me:
You peoples are on the out side looking in, nick love jessica maybe they will work thing out, i hope so.
L.A | 11.26.05 - 3:36 pm | #
And I don't think nick love jessica, and I certainly don't hope they work it out.
I sort of root for them. It seemed like they were really trying to me. If they wind up with other people, I could totally see her with hottie Johnny Knoxville...and Bam.
Lol at the last line!
Good call LA. Anyway, whoever wrote the fake L.A. post is also Penny, Texas, and Dallas. If you look at the posts, the same words are misspelled. That's hilarious. Whoever Penny/Texas/Dallas/L.A. was seriously fooled by the Simpsons.
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