I heard Violet Affleck. Congrats Jen, 'bout damn time!! 
Labor was induced last night? What... caffeine induced?
Yay!! Congratulations Jen & Ben!!
I love the picture you used 
LOL I bet you that kid came out walking and talking!
That picture is hysterical.
I wonder how Ben did in the delivery room.
that kid probably came out asking for a cigarette and a drink after being holed up in her cooter for 12 years.
Congrats to them. Say what you want about Ben, but Jen has looked fabulous throughout the entire pregnancy and I'm sure she'll be a great mother.
Thank Christ. I didn't think she'd ever drop that load.
Starbucks Affleck........priceless!
I'm confused...she was due 12/8? I thought she was WAY overdue - especially with the way everyone was talking. Even though I'm no fan of theirs it saddens me that even they couldn't just wait for the kid to come on its own, they had to get it out of there a week early. Seriously, can't people give it time anymore?
That said when I get pregnant I'll be screaming for them to induce me after 6 months. I couldn't have something in me for that long!
Jen has looked really cute while pregnant and Ben is looking good these days also. I wish them the best and hope JLo is seething with jealousy and tearing her hair out right about now. I hate that bitch
Finally! I'm getting tired of celebs being pregnant for ten years.
LA, induced by Pitocin, a drug that starts labor, not caffeine - lmao! They've already said they were naming her Violet and the baby shower was "violet" themed. I don't have a problem with the name Violet, but with Affleck? It sounds like a violent affliction or violent attack! First I heard she was way overdue with the due date being November 11th. I could totally understand the doc inducing labor if she was more than two weeks past due - that's dangerous. Then I heard she was due December 8th. Who knows? I wonder if Ben made it through the birth without going out for cigarette breaks?
Congrats! Their life will never be the same.
J to tha Ho, eat this you crazy beyootch! muhahahaha
And I agree with the comment about JLo - can't stand that pretentious witch. I'm sure this is eating her alive. But, she opted to marry that misogynistic, wormy, greasy, little man, so she made her own bed...
MK, every time I look at the picture you posted, I laugh out loud! She looks like she's running for the Delivery Room door! I love her!
oh ho, this is rich!
CONGRATS?!?!? like they're actually going to read this?!?!?
LIKE YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THESE SUPER RICH ASSHOLES?!?!
jesus christ, you people are too much.
Finally!!! My God I was tired of seeing her huge!
Why would Jennifer Lopez be jealous? Not all women get jealous when other women have children -- even with exes. Contrary to popular belief, it's not every woman's ultimate goal.
I kind of wanted a really freaked out name, like Ultimate Tektronix or something.
Congratulations to Ben & Jen. I hope they defy the odds and become the Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward of our generation.
Loozer: you really are sweet... and totally crazy!!! LOLOLOLO!!
Looked good? Looked cute during her pregnancy? Who were ya'll looking at?!!! Euew... she looked gross! They have maternity stores where you can actually buy cute, stylish clothes.
MizRo, as Ole Waylon sang "I've Always Been Crazy, but it has kept me from going insane"!
I'll sing along with you Loozer... No truer words!
Its about time. She was really getting on my nerves. The starbucks comment was halarious. As for those comments SOME of you all put about J.Lo. --All I can say is that she has it all money, fame, and a body to die for!!! Jealous bitches....
Violet Affleck sounds like a seizure disorder: She had one violet affleck after another
She's running off for a quick decaf mocha latte before going to the hospital.
They're such big talents! Hopefully the kid will continue in their shoes!!
Getflix: Bwahaha!
Linda - Is that you Lynda Lopez? You KNOW she is in a downward spiral little sis...
thank God, she pushed that baby out!!congrats ben and jen!!!
It's about time she pushed that puppy out! I never did want a child...I let my sisters (and now my dlisted sisters) do all the breeding for me. Honey, don't you KNOW JHo is all pissed because her time clock is on tick 7 out of 12.
Let's hope Tom Cruise doesn't get wind if Jen ends up suffering from severe PPD. I hope that Jen doesn't go through what Brooke Shields did and I hope she and the baby are doing fine. I totally think she'll be a great mom.Congrats to Ben and Jennifer.
And Violet Affleck sounding like a seizure disorder was way too funny!
Just heard the confirmed name: Violet Ann Affleck. Apparently the names Violet and Ann are family names. But, Violet STILL doesn't work with Affleck. It does sound like a seizure disorder or a panic attack.
Hope they name her Frappuccino! or at least Latte
*As for those comments SOME of you all put about J.Lo. --All I can say is that she has it all money, fame, and a body to die for!!! Jealous bitches....*
Linda, I wouldn't have married that greasy little bastard for all the "money, fame or body to die for", or for all the tea in China. I have enough money to keep me happy, I don't care about fame and I'm in great shape, plus I have a gorgeous man. No jealousy here. She has repeatedly said she wants to start a family. That little prick she married is more concerned about his career. I would never have thought she would take a back seat to anyone and he is single-handedly trashing her career. Do I want to be JLo? No thank you.
Jennifer Garner is my angel. *dreams* Its totally hot shes a momma now. Shes the biggest MILF ever.
Ben Affleck is way less annoying since he got from the Lo to the Gar.
And whats the money that Tom Cruise steals violet roughly around the same time Katie "gives birth" before emerging with a 6 month old baby and claiming it as his own creation?
Nanny, if Cruise opens his big fat mouth I hope Ben puts his fist right in it.
she's naming that shit Violet Affleck, which is so fucking retarded I want to slap the boring of her face. it sounds like an illness.
VIOLET?! Apparently, they think their baby is 90 years old.
Damn MK you got that Starbucks right!
I just heard that Tori Spelling is preggers! Yuck!
i think the baby's name is violet...
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM...
It looks like a fat, retarded toddler running to get the last piece of cake! MOMMY! ME WANT!!
Well, Violet Garner would sound like a venereal disease. "She has an incurable case of Violet Garner...she needs to inform her sexual partners."
How long till they take a picture of the baby sipping from a Starbucks cup?
Jesus, Finally! "Starbucks Affleck" bwahahahaha
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If your so happy with your life then whats up with all the negative comments?? I agree with what you said about her and Marc. I think she could've done SO much better. I just wished that she could've worked things out with Ben instead. But I guess thats Hollywood.....
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