Rollerslut is already in there, so wait your turn, MK!!
i do it 3 times a day and am still celeb obsessed, what does that say about me.........
He looks soooo good in this picture.
Well, I usually masturbate while I obsess over celebrities. That's called "multi-tasking," mo' fo's.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
that's an old picture of him when he was still hot, before he fucked up his face with awful plastic surgery.
To me this is masterbation.
I have that poster. He is hot shit!
I know LA, I didn't want to put up a new pic of him. I like remembering him this way.
and what the hell am I supposed to do after I masterbate?I look for celebrity gossip HELLOOO!
he looks odd in this picture. don't get me wrong, i love some johnny depp...something about his head being waaaay too small for the body.
i'd still hit it though!
touching our caves and snakes.....hee
yeah I cant masterbate all day long. What else am I gonna do?
wewww. i am glad i am not the only one who masturbates at work.
Its ALLLLLLLLL GOOD.
Thanks AGAIN MK, for making MY DAY.
Gonna go and masturbate fer my Darksided needs...
of course I masturbate, but I need goss and pics of Toothy, Joaquin, Matt & Johnny to get me going
Toothy! MK - Got any pix from the LA Brokeback premiere this week?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory got me all wet
true can't you mastUrbate and celeb gossip at the same time? and ps I can't stna when ppl write/type mastErbate instead of mastUrbate its annoying...
OMG, he's so sexy here.What about plastic surgery?Did he really get plastic surgery or did he just age some?Say it isn't so.
He says "even" masturbation like that's a last resort!
Johnny Depp did not get plastic surgery. The man justs ages well.
He hasn't had plastic surgery, idiot. Back off my man. I'd love to see a pic of you. Barf
I'll try again after lunch...but being in the work bathroom is just not hot....
but doing it on your boss's desk after hours is a different matter.
^^ **high 5's Sasha**
Depp *sighing*...
This is the person I am meant to be with on this earth...
Alright bitches, everyone just back off and stop shooting the messenger. He's had work done. Just find some old pix of him and compare to the last couple years. You'll see I speak the truth.
Masturbate huh! I like the way he thinks, but seriously I think all that fame/success thing is going thru his head.
And I thought that was ME, Mizro!
Yo da man Johnny!
Plage: You slow, you blow... LOL! *kiss*
GOsh this man is sooooooooo hot!
Where's this picture from? He looks sooo hot!
I love hearing Johnny talk about me masterbating!!!
I love Johnny and all, but I don't give a shit if he doesn't like celeb gossip. I don't really care for his little glasses, but I get over it.
Ok. for those who thinks he looks hot in this pic......do you not see that he looks like kfed in this profile?
Do NOT go there Tracy...
There is not resemblance whatsoever!**runs away screaming**
I'll touch his snake for him so he doesn't have to worry with all the muss and fuss.
Am i the only one who thinks he almost looks like KFed? I know its blasphemous (yeah, I can't spell-so what!) to say that about someone as hot as Mr. Depp, but that's what I first thought when I saw it.
Just read back - THANK YOU TRACY!!! lol
If I had enough time,I'd masterbate all day long thinking of the old Johnny Depp.
*Sigh*
How old can this picture be? He has his Jack Sparrow tat. He must have got work pretty recently.
Work or no work, he's still hot!
I don't sit around and talk about who he's dated. In fact, I don't even think about it.
I'm too busy masturbating.
^Same here brent!
I only masturbate to PORNO!!! It's usually two girls on one guy. I'm looking for the holy grail of porn though. DADV = Double Anal Double Vaginal.
Johnny used to be hot *don Juan makes me wet wet wet * Now not so much anymore, I mean he's still good looking and is aging pretty well, but he doesn't do it for me anymore.
Agree with whoever says that he looks like KFed. It grosses me out to admit it, but if KFed wasn't so trashy and so money-hungry and had talent for something other than being a gold digger, I could see the hotness in him.
Are you sure that isn't a picture of a young Harvey Keitel?
LOL...our caves and snakes? Johnny Depp IS this reason we touch our caves and snakes.
Journalist: Hey Johny Deep (gets all horny), Can you tell us about your new movie? (starts to touch herself)
Johnny: I...
Journalist: (moans and orgasms)
I think this is the reality.
Wakka wakka wakka: I've seen this pic elsewhere, it looks like this one is slightly distorted at the top.
And PUH-LEEZ! Johnny Depp did not get plastic surgery. I know we are all jaded by celebrities who have no shame or sense or couth or pride, but Johnny isn't getting any plastic surgery, that is ridiculous. He is one of only two cool guys left in Hollywood who I think we can actually believe is legitimate. The other being, of course, Paul Newman. Now apologize to Johnny.
"and more time touching our caves and snakes."
That is the best ever.
HE IS HOT.
What is it with you bitches obsessing over an old photo of Depp looking like a lost lizard and smelly French? Get some class, wenches, this guy has Loser written all over him, why do young chicks obsess over strangelings? Look at his wife, she's hideous, maybe he likes toe funk. Bring it on , fanatics.
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