It's no fun to fuck on a beach. The sand gets everywhere.
At the beach for aging bears...Ol' Fart McFairy wonders why he is getting a beach boner for some sand ass-tles.
Kevin Federline tries to pick Brit Brit out of a pop princess lineup.
He works even when he is on vacation. Mr. McFeely is thinking of the special delivery he has for the sand ladies.
Sand---*The* most complete UVA/UVB protection!
Destiny's Child gets a little sand in their vaginas about another reunion.
The secong hole is too big....
The third hole too small......
The first on just riiight!!
Billy Murray stars in "Lost in Translation II"
Synopsis: Bill Murray takes to the beaches of Malibu CA where he meets a group of young ladies from the south. (Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears and her trashy mother)
rollerslut and CEU - haha!
The LOSTIES finally figure out what happens when you don't push the button.
Everyone, quiet on set: "The Thong Song, Kenny Rogers-style" take 35. And we're rolling....
DESTINY'S CHILD working that tan one more time together before they tell each other to FUCK OFF!
So that's where Karl Lagerfeld is hiding...
Tara! Tara! Tara!
Jur-ASS-ic Park
Mr. Shades is thinking, Maybe if I covered myself in sand, no one would know I have more hair than Robin Williams.
We finally know where Hohan, McDuff's and Nicole Richies old bodies ended up.
Ron Jeremy wins sand castle contest
Be careful of the cameltoe!
This little piggy got rim jobbed.
This little piggy got pork.
This little piggy got cornholed..
Hoping to go undetected, Eddie Murphy dons a White Suit to stalk the set of the tranny porn "Charlie's Angels - Throttle you dry"
none of these are funny....
BREAKINK NEWS: George Bush personally found the Weapons of Mass Distruction! In Santa Monica!
Twat #1= Yeast infection (white)
Twat #2= Gangrenous infection (black)
Twat #3= Chlamydia infection (yellow)
Really, this is how they look.
(with apologies to everybody)
Oh, when the sun beats down, upon those tender oily boo-oobs;
and your feet get so hot, you wish your boyfriend's pee, was cooling lube.
Under the boa-oardwalk,
down by the sea-ea,
with your ass in the sand and your hot nipples buried deep.
Under the soft sand,
out from the su-un.
Under the blanket,
with the sun on your bu-uns.
In the cool sand,
people walking arou-ond,
wishing; your ass
they could pleasantly pound,
under the BOARDWALK, BOARDWALK.
From away you hear the sounds of laughter in the ai-ir
and then you suddenly find you're showing skidmarks in, your underwear.
Under the sa-a-and, down by the sea-ea
you're embarrased as hell cause they can see your c-u-n-t
You see a man's cock,
out in his ha-and.
He's looking at you
lying in the sa-and,
so you get so moist and you feel the pai-in,
of sharpness from sandular grains
into your girl-cock, GIRL-COCK!
mvngtrck!!! Excellent! love it
I think I see crabs on the middle one
The one day I forgot my KY...
In Charlie's Angels III, Dylan, Alex & Natalie disguise themselves as a sand sculpture to spy on Madison Lee's illegitimate love child, a surfer played by Ashton Kutcher. Alan Alda, as Bosley, assures Charlie that his relationship with the Angels is totally platonic, but the organ in his pants totally gives him away.
Guess which girl tried the anal bleaching?
Crab club...
Paris Hilton and her backup singers.
sexy sandy snatches
lying in the sun
sexy sandy snatches
can you eat just one?
sexy sandy snatches
which one would you choose?
sexy sandy snatches
give me just the blues
sexy sandy snatches
I dasn't eat a one
sexy sandy snatches
yech!! sand on my tongue.
Hairy McMan ponders the newly discovered benefits of "head in the sand" philosophy of life...
Robin Williams takes a moment to appreciates the local sand poons.
For the first time since he was a child, this guy can't wait to get inside the sandbox.
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had some hair
at the beach, he loved to stare
at sandy asses lying there.
STACY!! hahaha!!
F Mouie I am curious what do you do for a living? are you a writer?
Cletus was told to go pound sand....
he couldn't WAIT!!
No, DSS. Wish I were. I'm just a lowly office mgr with time on my hands (cause I do such a good job keeping up with my workload!!)
well you are very witty and clever with word play, you should do something with that !
Know any publishers looking for for plebeian scribes? I'm available!
well, thanks for you compliment. I don't know that this particular "talent" is marketable, however, or where I would market it. Wanna be my agent? haha. Job is open.
they certainly would not be here on D listed LOL!
Whereas my wont is to have fun with wordplay; this site is my haven for it. I'm not all that familiar with the celebs that are discussed here, so the wordplay and punniness is the draw.
haha No, I guess they wouldn't.
These bitches got crack in their sands!
its no fun getting sand in your cooch!
Jill and Fmouie's boardwalk win!!
Fearing he may have made eye contact with one of the necklace vendors, Bob wonders if there's room for him to hide behind the sand fort with the girls.
eeny meenie miney hole
Beverly Hills 90210: The Reunion.
scene: Nat enjoys the view of Donna, Brenda and Kelly.
are these people covered in sand.....or is it a sand castle?
The Disturbing Tale of Harvey Bonesaddle
Harvey Bonesaddle loved the beach.
He especially liked it when the bodies he buried started to show through the sand.
Then he'd wait till dark to dip his slathering slick stick.
He would think; "Mmmmmm mommy. See mommy? I TOLD you I'd have sex on the beach someday!"
Beachside Penis-Wart Removal Station: hotter than dry ice, drier than liquid nitrogen. Get them off like you got them on! 100% safe.
sand sculptures Tracy
Some people like to have sex ON the beach.
Others like to have sex WITH the beach.
"Damn...my dick's even too small for sand pussy." (snif, snif)
Thise bitches need some lotion and I need to shave my back.
There was an old man on the beach
Who thought he had something to teach
But once he had screwed
Came then his bad mood
He thought crabs was a figure of speech
Doobus, good one!
I like the sand box one. Pretty funny.
This is a great beach during low tide.
Ken
the middle child always has it rough
Dirty bitches....
if you fuck it too hard............
Sandfinger,
He's the man, the man with the sandy touch.
....
Sandy words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can't disguise what you fear,
For a sandy girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from Mr. Sandfinger.
Pretty girl beware of this heart of sand.
This heart is, er, bland.
He loves only sand.
Only sand. He loves sand.
He loves only sand. Only sand.
And butts.
Ugh! I'm over the people that use the same, sorry captions for each photograph! 'KFred and Britney...' and 'Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie...' BE ORIGINAL PEOPLE!
Jesus! Talk about sandy vaginas.
Okay, FMouie. My favorites are Fuzzy Wuzzy and Pound Sand.
You do have a talent.
schwing!
ewww there is sand in my burger.
Tomorrow we strike and take back the beach for thonged Sand People everywhere
If you drink beer on the beach, you'll get sand in your Schlitz.
Watch out for the sand crabs!
Bob hadn't had this sensation since he got a free sample of Viagra from his primary care physician.
Hmmm... I wonder if I left the stove on...
my kid and I are busy building a sand castle and this prick has the nerve to build 3 sand assholes.
so this is where the hanson brothers have been hiding!
After it was too late, Harry was horrified to learn the last one was actually the sandMAN.
looks like somes dry snatch need a little lube.
Some hairy guy decides on which sandhole to pop in!
The sand snakes finally found an effective way to lure in their prey...
3 bearded clams wash ashore.......
Kevin Costner admires the Destiny Child's memorial statute erected in St. Tropez
congrats wirthy!!
Catlebrity...Awesome! I loved that one.
jdawg 12:26 I C'ed OL!! (chuckled out loud)
mark 10:19 (verse 69)...love bearded clams!
noni-mouse...thanks!!
(one for the road)
Sandam Hussein looks for another sand hole to hide in. One asshole inside another.
I immediately read "crabs" as carbs...does that mean I have an eating disorder?
what in the world??
why the hell isn't it working???
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