Finally.
I agree with Kiki, finally. I think it is wonderful for the kids to have a permanent father. Angelina must trust him because now even if they split Brad is "Dad" to her kids.
Psycho bitch. But glad he got kids now. She's a freak though, michael jackson-esque adopting all these kids from round the world and shit.
I want them to adopt me
Lets just stop and think how absolutely fucked up all of this is. If we heard this a year ago we would never had believed it.
Can that bitch give me what she gave him I want my man whipped like that
No shit Anon @ 1135 pm...I want that batshit in a vial that she used to enchant Brad...you know this is off topic, but I watched Kalifornia the other day and dear Lord, Brad is so hot yet so horribly repulsive in this film...bet that's what Angie likes...
Seriously why can't they adopt me?
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i wonder what jennifer is going to think. i hope she doent feel bad
I think it's great.
Merry xmas Jennifer!
I thought she was against doing shit with married men? I realize they are divorced now but like she wasn't hitting it before, skanky cheese pussied whore
gmoney, there's nothing wrong with adopting kids from other countries, kids are kids.
I'm so happy for the Pitt family...and yeah Pitt is twisting in the wind and loving it.
Assiton is off with Vaughn getting drunk so she doesn't care. I want them to adopt me so they can carry my ass around all day and night. I'd give Maddox the evil eye the minute he started whining about walking. Seriously, tho...isn't Zahara just too damn cute?!?! What a pretty baby. 
Yay for them. I love Jolie because she is not only physically beautiful, but she uses her good fortune to help others. To me that's what makes true beauty...how you treat others.
What strikes me odd, is if I found out my boyfriend cheated, and then before ink dried he already adopted someone else's kids, I'd be a wreck. But Jennifer seems to be so calm about it. Maybe their marriage was over longer than we know.
Either way, I'm Branjelina all the way!
Good for them I'm so elated...pass the tissues please!!
Brad truly deserves to be happy, and so does Angelina. It's good to see that the children and Angie have brought something so wonderful to Brad's life.
He'll be a fantastic father.
****I hope that cunt Jen has a wonderful booze filled weekend with her walrus 'boyrifnd'!!!
Happy Holidays bitch!!****
ChiliGurl I totally agree! Zahara is the cutest little baby I've seen!
I'm very happy for them. I wish them the best!
Yay! This is so exciting! Maddox and Zahara finally get to have a father. I'm sure they'll make a great family, Brad seems like he's an amazing dad!
I thought Billy Bob Thornton was the adoptive father of Maddox?
Also, don't Mr. amd Mrs. Jolie have to be a legally married couple in order for him to file a petition to adopt her adopted children?
Wow, his status is upgraded from a nanny to a married man with children. Nice one Mr. Jolie.
Could they already be secretly married? Hmmmmmmm...
I wonder how the adoption laws work in California...
This could be the prelude to their wedding announcement...
Congrats to Mr. Angelina Jolie and her blushing bride, Brad.
Brad has no idea what he is getting himself into.
OMG... He's so FUCKED UP..... PUSSY WHIPPED@@
I really love this family, but I wish she would've have let him adopt them for some reason. I hope things work out between them!
EW. I mean sure, cute family, whatever. I was never all about the Team Aniston Team Jolie junk... but right now I'm all about Team Rip Off Brad Pitt's Insensitive Balls.
Way, way too fast Brad. Jeez, you just got divorced a second ago.
Anyway, he has kids now as he always wanted. If he does marry Angie, they will be divorced in a few years (or less, 'cause its Hollywood folks!) so at least he'll still have the kids he's always wanted.
Various anons: leave Jennifer out of this. This is a Brad-Angie story. Jennifer has her own life now. No need to keep talking about her.
whoa, Im so happy...I think Im gonna cry.
Fucked up!
"Relationship" for 10 months tops.
Sex is phenomenal so she turns over her "kids" to be adopted by him.
She is not a mother in the true sense of the word.
Fucked up!
genvieve..
you don't have to be married or anything to adopt here in California. But if Billy Bob is the legal father , then Brad can't adopt unless BBT says ok and renounces custody...but I don't think BBT was ever legally "dad"
All I know is this makes me pretty sad for the kids...methinks they will have a string of "dads" and "uncles" and mommy's roommates. *sigh* ah well,good luck to all the PittJolies.
I bet the next announcement will be Brad changing his name to Brad Jolie-Pitt.
god this is so gross, seriously GROSSSSSSS
lol, LA I always laugh at your comments!
this is great! what are the odds of being adopted by the two hottest people on the planet? Whatever happens they will always have a father so thats great. Jens really going to hit the hooch now!
Holy Crap, its amazing the news you miss once you venture out into the real world.
This is a weird situation does that mean they are married?
OMG!!!
Weird, I thought Angelina won't share the kids with her future husbands.
Either way, I still love them. Haha.
i am so sick of this couple. they trot themselves to be such noble people but their OWN personal actions prove that they are very insensitive and selfish. if they want to be together fine. but they didn't have to engage in publicly humiliating the wife for the past year. Jolie is a hypocrite and a liar. No photo ops from a third world country will change my opinion of her. She does good for the cameras but her personal life has shown that she has no self-awareness. she wull hurt or fuck anyone to get what she wants. nice.
Love this couple. Brad finally got his wish to be a dad!
he could have gotten that wish with his WIFE. spare me the crap about her not wanting kids. all parties involved, including their own friends, say aniston wanted kids.
That bitch is always saying one thing and doing another, he's no better
Billy Bob is not Mad's father. BB relenquished all rights to him during the divorce which seemed to be filed the day they all got back from Cambodia.
Brad will be a great dad.
Testify Pina! Testify!
As much as I hope the best for them, I don't think it will work. Looks like she is controlling him or just playing him. If I were him I would be skeptical. It's hollywood It will never work but I could be wrong.
This family will make it work. Congrats to Brad and Angelina. Suck-it up Maniston fans. Jen will die when she hears this.
Chin will freak out when she hears this. What will she do combat this Brangelina publicity. A sex tape with Vinny and his toupee? As if anyone would want to see that ape and Chin's little boy body going at it.
Oh and too those deluded fat ass Chin fans who think she's going to have kids? Are you drunk? She's signed on for about 10 movies, snorts and smokes her body down to miniscule proportions. This is a chick who wants kids? Are you kidding me? How dumb can you be?
Maybe Brad's wee wee is too small for him to make babies of his own...we know Angie's pussy is delapated so this must be their only option...adoption...dam, talk about a "Desperate Househusband"...and we know she's too fuck up by any legal standards to adopt kids here in the states...with her "girl interupted" ass and all...these two are disgusting...using these two kids for positive publicity to help their fucked up fading images and careers. They are so transparent!! Let's keep it real here ...who here is really and truly interested in seeing another Brad or Angie movie? (except if it's a home movie of them having sex, I'm not)!
How can she just intrust her children's lives to a man she just met a little over a year ago...does anyone else think that sounds a bit physco?? Desperate?? Yeah, they are both totally meant for each other...these too have serious issues..why is it always the rich and good looking with issues while all and us normal schmucks left to live a life of poverty (well compared to them anyway)?
I hope they stay together forever, but shit who am I kidding they'll be divorce before the ink is dry on those adoption papers!
Hey Big Toe, I thouhgt we were talking about Brad & Angie?? Why alll the Chin talk...let's try to stick to the subject here ok?
Yeah for Brad and Angie! And Pina get a life. Jennifer may say she wants kids, but actions probably spoke louder than words to Brad. If she really wanted kids she wouldn't have signed on for that last year of Friends nor have signed on to do six movies after it ended. Angie wasn't even on the horizon then. If you look at interviews with the two of them, the marriage cracked long before Angie appeared on the scene.
There is so little happiness in the world these days, I hope Angie and Brad have found some. And Jen too if Vince is what she wants. Although I can't stand Tom Cruise, I do think he,Nicole, Brad and Angie have big hearts to adopt and love the kids with all their hearts. So many people feel they can only love a biological child. And that is stupid and petty. So many children need adopting, I say yeah for those that have hearts big enough to do it!
Zaha's little hand on Brad's chest is adorable.
I agree Brad & Jen looked over a long time ago and truthfully, she (Jen) looks and acts as if she could care less what Brad and Angie do and I say good for her!! She look like she has moved on!
This confirms that Jolie has a big cock.
I totally agree with Tiny Dancer, adopting children is one of the most caring, selfless acts a person can do. The fact that Brad wants to take those kids as his own is wonderful and it shows how much he truly loves them. Instead of hating on him, people should look past the petty things and see the big picture.
With all the terrible things going on in the world, it's refreshing to see two people who are obviously in love and adore their children with all their hearts.
And CoCo LaRue's right, Jennifer has CLEARLY moved on, and so should everyone else!
Yeah guys I forgot about those things...I remember reading interviews a while back (pre Jolie) of Aniston saying that Brad wanted kids, and she did too, but she wanted them later and he wanted them now.
She signed on to do all of those movies and I remember the gossip folks talking about that and how by having all of those movies waiting on her, Brad was getting irked.
Just confirms my suspicion that the marriage was probably over for a long time before it became official. She is acting way too cool for it to be a "shock".
All I have to add is that it's good that Jennifer A. didn't have kids with a guy that broke his own wedding vows and was most likely sleeping with his costar before he was divorced. Maybe she knew Brad was a flake and that's why she didnt want to have children with him. Brad and Angelina should get married before adopting/having children. I dont understand why people think this is cool. You dont play with children like this.
So when they break up will she let her new pussy whipped bf adopt them and make Brad give up the rights to these kids
Angelina is white trash! The first guy to come along and she has her kid call him Daddy. What is that going to do to the poor kids when they break up. Her next co-star that she sleeps with is the new daddy, and the one after that. These kids are going to have A-list daddies.
I agree Michelle.
Yeah, this is pretty messed up situation. They started a relationship within the past ten months, and she is already allowing this man to adopt her "children".
Hopefully, they will fade from the spotlight and concentrate on life bringing up the children out of the whole crazy scene. I hate the way they tote the little ones about to have their pics taken all the time.
Here's a woman who has done some really weird s**t in the past (publicly making out with her brother, wearing viles of blood around her neck, the whole Billy Bob Thornton thing [which even he new she was f**ked up and got out of it])
I do not have a good feeling about this. I hope the kids come out of it okay in the end.
Well put...two two honestly have no chance in hell, it's a THS (True Hollwood Story) in the making...it's going to be like Nick & Jess,no big shocker, but far more interesting...their break-up that is, because of all this weirdness that sorrounds them now...
But one thing I can say for them, when you look at them together, they both honestly seem to think that this thing is actually gonna work out...I gues it true that your always the last to know when your living it...poor saps, can't wait...
"This confirms that Jolie has a big cock."
GetFlix
Ha ha ha!
No, but seriously... Why do I get the feeling Brad wanted this more than Angie? I bet he pulled a major hissy fit until she gave in.
How long till you think they announce Brad is pregnant?
He wishes, LA, he wishes...
LA = FUNNY
Woaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh........Slow down people. Are y'all serious!!!
I guess these people are even stupider than I thought initially.
Bigups Coco.
OH and LA, that was pretty funny, I've seen Brad in his gay mode, I bet he can carry a child perfectly well.
This is great. Brad finally has the kids he's always wanted, and Angelina has a Dad for her kids. Awesome!
I'm happy for the Jolie-Pitt family.
Some of you people are IDIOTS. NEWSFLASH: you don't know jennifer aniston. I choose to believe what BRAD PITT, ANISTON AND THEIR FRIENDS have all said. She wanted kids. Just because a woman signs up for movies she doesn't want kids? what kind of sexist bullshit is that? Big Toe, by the way, is Brangelina Pittolie from the Perez Hilton board. She got banned today. Get a life, and stop spewing hate onto Aniston. She has done nothing wrong. some of you people are disgusting. karma's a bitch.
Michael K, I love your wit and your captions. You have got to be the best at it. How do you come up with these things...you are so hilarious and a sweetheart.
Look, all of us women have gotten dumped. Some of us were married and our husbands cheated. But that does not automatically make Jen a saint and Bradn and Agelina devils. Yea, Jen wants kids. In fact recently she mentioned "in five years". She is known to be to vain about her appearance. Ever read the story about how when she and Brad were in Paris she had a machine sent to her room so that she could run. She prefered running on the track to going out and about in Paris with Brad. In fact Brad did most of the sightseeing etc by himself. Way to keep the romance in your marriage! Brad was not looking to cheat. Perhaps if Jennifer wasn't so busy trying to become a movie star and visited her husband on the set and made him feel like he was important to her she would still have him in her bed. She chose her career above family and Brad so yea, no surprise nthat he was attracted to Angelina. Jen got what she wanted, a career in the movies so all you haters let Brad get what he wanted and that Jen refused him...Children and family life.
i'm happy for both angie and brad and their new family. With all the obvious haters on this board, they deserve happiness.
Ok Jen may have not wanted kids, but at least she can get preggers...unlike that barren bitch Angie...her puss is spoiled!!!
Hey. Coco, Billy Bob did not want any kids. He has a bunch of them already that he has little to do with. He and Angelina divorced because she wanted to adopt Maddox and he wanted it to stay the same, just him and her. Who knows if either can get pregnant. Jen is older tham Angie and I predict that by the time she tries to have a baby she won't be able to get pregnant because of her age. I also predict that Angie will have a baby with Brad really soon. Hell, Jen had 7 years to have a child with Brad and nothing. I am sure it won't be more than a year or two for Angie.
just because she adopts doesn't mean she can't get pregnant
^^ Anon 6:22...No it really doesn't matter, but lets just keep it real for a minute and check the track records...Angies had more dicks and sperm up her ass than a surrogate mom in training and as far a Jen goes i heard she had a miscarrage a few years back and that's where the REAL problems started in their marriage, but hey who knows for sure, we sure the hell don't but it's so dam fun to spectulate, isn't it...and in the end...who really gives a fuck...it's just all gossip about some dam people I don't know!
I agree, it is all just gossip, no one here knows for sure what happened between Jen and Brad. And people are gonna think what they want no matter what.
And if Jen's miscarriage really IS where things went wrong (which would suck), people really shouldn't be taking their grudge over the split out on Angie--she had nothing to do with it.
True but I do believe that he started the affair whilst he was still married...
But he's sucha fucking woose anyway..has anyone else noticed that he takes on all the characteristics of who ever he's dating at the time...that poor man has serious idenity issues...but maybe no since he's a "Dad" he'll be OK...NOT!
I don't think anyone in their right mind seriously believes that Angie had "nothing" to do with that marriage ending...do they??
Only idiots believe that. Naive celebrity worshipping idiots. Jennifer is moving on with her life but don't spew shit about how she didn't want kids because she signed up for movies. what a load of bull. and yeah, angelina defintely had SOMETHING to do with them breaking up. the timeline is just too coincidental. be real
Hell no, CoCo.
Jolie made that statement sometime back when the rumors first started about her and Pitt that she would never have an affair with a married man, her father did it to her mother, so she would never do that.
That is complete bullshit coming from someone who makes out with her brother in public, totes around adopted orphans from third world countries for the photogs to snap like they were newly bought designer handbags, etc.....Jolie is full of shit. Brad has lost any sense he used to have, it is all gone now.
All right now...cause I you know they were getting on while they were filming...their are many stories about how they openly flirted and spent alot of time in each others dressing rooms "rehearsing"...wink, wink!
Elena 6:22, Billy Bob Thornton remarried and has had another kid within the past two years. I know he has had many marriages and children for that fact, but, as crazy as he is, he knew Jolie was far more out there than he was. He had enough sense to realize mind blowing sex isn't forever, but her craziness was.
He got out when he could.
And he was quoted as saying that sex with her was like "fucking a couch" what ever that means...maybe that she has a yah wide gap, who knows...
it's true that they probably had a connection while making mr and mrs smith, but no one knows FOR SURE that they were having an affair while Brad was still married, unless you know them personally or were there while they were doing it...
and just bec/ Angie does certain things that may not be considered "conventional" or normal, doesn't mean she would steal someone's man. what's with all the Angie-haters?
No hating here, just observations.
But I do hate it when innocent children get caught up in the celebrity circus freak show.
but Angelina has a history of stealing men. i think it's a power thing for her. timothy hutton, billy bob, and brad pitt. the same people who defend her would not be doing so if she wasn't a celebrity. face it, she'd be considered a whore and trash if she was just a local girl.
Well, Pina, hunny, in your mind little Jen can do wrong, so there is no point in highlighting anything that reflects negatively on her is there? I think she and Brad were a very poor couple. And I'm glad that he found someone he could really be with. Maybe it won't last with Angie, but he'll have had some really great years compared with what he had with Jen. She has Vince now. Why don't you just move on with your life. She has.
My thoughts exactly, Bbop.
Jen's with someone, so what does it matter now? There's no reason for Jen fanatics to hold grudges anymore. Jen even said HERSELF that people shouldn't feel sorry for her, cause she's doing fine.
yawn.
for two people who want so much privacy, will they shut the fuck up already?
Yes, PrettyK, so true.
Mr. and Mrs. Jolie, sit your asses down!!
Um, didn't i say clearly in my post that Jen has moved on? That doesn't exonerate Jolie from her actions. She'll always be a hypocritcal whore in my book. Face the fact: if she wasn't famous, most of you would be trashing her as a homewrecker. But i guess fame changes people's perceptions on a person's character. and by the way, jennifer is ok but i wouldn't consider myself a die hard fan. you don't have to be a jen fanatic to dislike someone as phony as jolie. grow up
I'm just wishing Angelina didn't have the contract with St John's... this clothing is BORING... all the knit crap, and that stupid trench coat. Everywhere we look, the trench coat. Somebody else pay her to wear their clothes!
She has the magic clit. I wish I knew her secret.
^ She was born beautiful. Very gifted,
She gave him herpes and pussy-whipped him into staying by threatening to tell every other actress in hollywood about his genital warts
They are gorgeous with the kids, rock on Brad & Angelina!
Jolie dont have herpes. She is a beautiful healthy lady. Jen has herpes, thats no secret. Brad dumped the hag. Now he is with Angelina Jolie.
ANGELINA JOLIE OUT-SHINES ALL OF HOLLYWOOD.
Angelina, and Brad can finally be happy now.
Dayum, Jolie is a fine looking lady.
They all look great. Best Wishes to the new Pitt family.
Brad is officially a DILF!
"privacy" for these people is code for "more paparazzi shots". I'm with PK, yawn is right.
^ i bet. They hate the paparazzi. The new Pitt family. Looks wonderful
I love Angelina but the statement she mad about how she would never have an affair with a married man, her father did it to her mother, so she would never do that. Well I can understand that being bullshit. I dated a married man who told that to his wife. And he cheated on her all the time then split up with her for me. We kept things kinda secret just like they're doing because of everybody talking shit around here. So I totally understand the positition they're in. Even though it's wrong, sometimes when you meet that special someone, you just can't help yourself. But also, sometimes you just think you can't help yourself.
I know I wouldn't be able to help myself with either one of them.
p.s. I love the trench coat! It looks a lot classier than what some of the other celebrites are wearing these days.
Pina, you are right!!! Angelina does have a history of going after men that are taken. Remember when Billy Bob was engaged to Laura Dern? They were living together; Laura Dern said that she went to film a movie, and when she came back Billy Bob got married to Angelina Jolie within days! There were stories that AJ checked herself into a hospital because she was obsessed with Billy Bob and couldnt take it that he was getting married to LD. I'm sorry, but there are plenty men in the world--You dont go after someone who is engaged or married. I dont care how horny you are. And the men involved in this are losers themselves too. I'm not a fan of Jennifer Aniston and I once adored Angelina Jolie---But to me, she is just a desperate classless person.
Ana, Why would you want to be with a man who cheated on his wife all the time?? That's pathetic.
One more thing---I remember when karma bit Angelina in the butt and Billy Bob dumped her for another woman. AJ was all over the magazines saying she didn't understand how BB could do that to her, how hurt she was, blah blah blah. Yet she had no problem doing the same thing TWICE!!! I have a feeling karma will bite her in the butt again.
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