Nicole pregnant? hmmm...we'll see. I have me doubts.

Tori is married but her husband is not the father of her baby?! The father instead is the husband of another woman and father of 2 other children. Yes, Hollywood is a morality play and as usual, they've screwed it up (pun intended)

Well Athina has been with this chap for 3 years so it may last a little longer. I hope she breaks the Onassis curse of terrible luck in loves, and short lives. I hope it works out for her. At least she embraces a quieter life out of the spotlight (her father is quite the case isn't he?)
ffleur | 12.03.05 - 1:53 pm | #

That's Tori's conception celebration picture!
ChiliGurl | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 2:06 pm | #

Yep, Tori really is no more than a "crumb."
brent | 12.03.05 - 2:43 pm | #

I realize I may be crazy, but I like Tori's weird mannish mug.
catlebrity | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 3:34 pm | #

Yes. You're crazy. LOL
ChiliGurl | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 4:15 pm | #

WTF?!?! Kelly Osbourne looks like she has an adam's apple in the top pic! Fuck, she's ugly.
ChiliGurl | Homepage | 12.03.05 - 4:16 pm | #

Any ugliness about Kelly is only what she does to herself. She could be quite cute if she lost some weight to narrow out that face and if she wore non-freak clothes, toned down the lipstick and got a real hair cut and color. I'm not advocating any of this, though, because I think Kelly as a dimwitted freak fest is the best way for her. She'll ride out the freak train for a little while longer and then she'll go Avril-style on us and get all classy looking just as the cameras are fading away and she'll bring us all back again. Watch.
veggie girl | 12.03.05 - 4:46 pm | #

I am totally freaked out about that big moshpit of sex mess going on. There isn't six degrees from any of them. Hell they need to have a big nasty std filled orgy at some condemed building so it could just be torn down....with them in it. save the world
anonymous | 12.03.05 - 6:13 pm | #

That arm in the pic is freaking me out I keep thinking its Tori's thigh and wanting to poke my eyes out
anonymous | 12.03.05 - 9:58 pm | #

I don't think there are enough arrows coming from Paris.... she's fucked a hell of a lot more people than that!
I Heart Michael K | 12.03.05 - 11:21 pm | #

I'd be Tori Spelling's KFed. Her money makes her HOT! Then again, I'd be Oprah's KFed. Hey, you broads have been doing it for years. Top Ten Divorce Settlements That's some expensive poontang.
hsiteftoof | 12.04.05 - 12:09 am | #

What n the hell is that pix? UUgh!
bird | 12.04.05 - 3:35 am | #

For anyone who cares, the guy Athina is marrying usually goes by Doda Miranda. He is a professional horseback rider - you know, the dressage events. He's much too old for her, and rich (although nothing compared to her, of course), and sleazy cause he was married with kids when he started dating her. So he totally pulled a K. Fed.

She usually gets a ton of nips and tucks when she comes here (Brazil) to visit. I wonder if there is anything she can still get done.
Jan | 12.04.05 - 7:59 am | #

^ i bet you wished all that crap.
socks/shoes | 12.04.05 - 12:29 pm | #

I wished what? That I had her money? Oh yeah. That I had a creepy moocher of a husband? Nope, not that.
Jan | 12.04.05 - 7:54 pm | #

Where is that picture of Tori from? It's so wrong, her dog is like right there and her cooch is like almost out there? Where is this picture from?
M | Homepage | 12.05.05 - 1:59 pm | #

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FYI | 12.05.05 - 2:09 pm | #

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Detlow | 12.05.05 - 2:14 pm | #