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It's gonna suck.
LA |
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12.03.05 - 2:06 pm | #
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Dayum! She looks like a black Joan Crawford!
ChiliGurl |
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12.03.05 - 2:09 pm | #
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Talk to the hand 'cause the face has got nothing to say (it's sufficated, can't you hear the pores *coughing*?)
ffleur |
12.03.05 - 2:12 pm | #
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Yeha...how about some PANCAKEs?
ChiliGurl |
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12.03.05 - 2:14 pm | #
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Have you ever seen Oprah without makeup? If so, then there should be no wondering as to why there is soooo much!
Anon |
12.03.05 - 2:22 pm | #
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Ha ha ha! She looks like "Thing" from Fantastic Four!
I bet chunks of her face fell off all night.
brent |
12.03.05 - 2:36 pm | #
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Why is her nose so wide like that? she's been doing too much coke
RAMBONE |
12.03.05 - 3:08 pm | #
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Jesus,now I'm sacred
Tushkin |
12.03.05 - 3:22 pm | #
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she is wearing CRAZY false lashes if you enlarge it. wow. imagine all stuff coming off on the cloth when she cleanses. It'll drown her.
love oprah, though, you gotta love "I have a daughter no whoops she's a dog HAHA april fools, SUCKAS" Oprah.
Optional |
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12.03.05 - 3:26 pm | #
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the color purple never really screamed "musical!" did it?
oprah looks something awful without makeup, so she might as well cake it on.
Kat... |
12.03.05 - 3:43 pm | #
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Why doesnt she use all those billions of dollars to get botoc or something?
Oprah |
12.03.05 - 4:05 pm | #
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Whoops I mean botox*
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12.03.05 - 4:05 pm | #
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Love the O!
F**ked up pic though.
Catherine Deneuve |
12.03.05 - 4:17 pm | #
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She needs to get that weave fixed too...you can totally see her own nappy roots...and wtf?? the left side of her face looks like someone slashed her!
ChiliGurl |
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12.03.05 - 4:24 pm | #
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WOW ! really too much make-up...
Hilary |
12.03.05 - 4:31 pm | #
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I love O but damn, how many inches of makeup does she wear? Geez!
nicole |
12.03.05 - 4:34 pm | #
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ummm, I'm speachless.
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12.03.05 - 4:43 pm | #
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Who put those false lashes on her? They look like something out of Amanda Lepore's beauty box.
adriana |
12.03.05 - 4:56 pm | #
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The Color Purple is so depressing, why make it a musical?
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12.03.05 - 4:57 pm | #
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Oprah usually looks damn good, so this picture is surprising. Not because she looks like somebody walked in on her servicing Gayle, but those eyelashes ... oh, the eyelashes ...
veggie girl |
12.03.05 - 5:00 pm | #
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Re: The Color Purple musical: an article says the score features gospel, jazz, ragtime and blues. So, that kind of music sounds like it would be fitting. It's not like "Papa can you hear me" type singing.
veggie girl |
12.03.05 - 5:03 pm | #
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I read the book, and saw the movie because it was the "thing" way back when. I never understood the hype. Mediocre book and movie. The Broadway musical will fail, and Oprah will have a show about "Racism on Broadway". It's a win win for her.
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12.03.05 - 5:05 pm | #
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I think she had on the seven layered make-up because she was just did the apperance on Letterman and then went to the opening of 'The Color Purple'...didn't take time to remove the stage make-up.
Still a scary pic though.
Catherine Deneuve |
12.03.05 - 5:09 pm | #
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looks like Miss O has had the botox,her forehead is really smooth for a 51 year old
Tushkin |
12.03.05 - 5:30 pm | #
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Mask On.
joydivision |
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12.03.05 - 5:37 pm | #
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Leave her alone! I love Oprah, every made-up inch of her, fat or trim, DAMMIT!
Oprah's Bitch |
12.03.05 - 5:44 pm | #
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She had on so much makeup because she had just been on Letterman. You have to wear that thick ass pancake makeup on tv.
me |
12.03.05 - 6:10 pm | #
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There's a Color Purple The Musical?
::vomits blood::
bam |
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12.03.05 - 6:14 pm | #
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my face just went on strike. damn you oprah. damn you to hell!
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12.03.05 - 6:19 pm | #
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If done right, I think The Color Purple could make a decent musical. The 'juke joint' scenes, and the scene where Shug Avery busts into the church to sing off to her preacher dad...those scenes were very musical like.
It's interesting that it's a musical now. When Spielberg first came out with the movie version, Alice Walker was initially upset...first that a white Jew was directing, and second that the musical score sounded like something out of Oklahoma.
Re: That pic of Oprah...Shug said it best:
"You sho' is UUUGLY!"
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12.03.05 - 6:26 pm | #
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fuckinA! i don't care how much $$$ she has, that's disgusting.
i guess that's her idea of keeping it real....
i don't think i'll be able to sleep after seeing that...
renovatorbear |
12.03.05 - 6:37 pm | #
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Harpo is that you???
CoCo LaRue |
12.03.05 - 6:46 pm | #
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She looks great but her chocolate brown dress was not flattering at all combined with purple colors..and it made her look tubby.
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12.03.05 - 7:24 pm | #
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Is Oprah a Butter Face??
CoCo LaRue |
12.03.05 - 7:42 pm | #
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Do not sleep on The Color Purple. She showed excerpts of it on her show and it looked amazing, just as powerful as the film.
*waits for the ignorant rascist comments*
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12.03.05 - 7:45 pm | #
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Look at that freaky deep vertical crevice under her right eye(the eye on the left). Yecch! I looked at the enlarged pic to make sure it wasn't hair falling in her face like near her other eye. It isn't hair. Bitch has the Grand Canyon under her eyeball.
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12.03.05 - 7:47 pm | #
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^ I have every belief that the Color Purple is good...I haven't really sen Oprah put her money and her name down on anything that not of quality...and it Broadway too, so you know she got the best actors, directors and she's the producer so i have no noubt that it's great and worth the I'm sure very high ticket price...not hating just beeing real!
CoCo LaRue |
12.03.05 - 7:49 pm | #
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I'm actually going to go see it on Christmas Eve...looks like it's gonna be a great show. As someone mentioned earlier, the combination of blues, jazz, and gospel would fit right in. And there was a lot of ragtime elements in the film (juke joint scenes), and Shug Avery actually starting out as a gospel singer, but abandoning the church to go secular.
As far as the makeup, who cares? It's obviously pancake, all of the celebrities wear it under the bright lights of TV.
Anon, bitches |
12.03.05 - 7:59 pm | #
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YOu would think someone with that much money could be less ugly.
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12.03.05 - 8:06 pm | #
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Her face almost looks Mooriahish.
Big Toe |
12.03.05 - 9:00 pm | #
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and "o" is so damned proud of those dimestore eyelashes too. she's always going on and on about how they only cost $1.29. ya get what you paid for, cheap bitch.
and yes, i am a huge fan.
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12.03.05 - 9:20 pm | #
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Left over stage make-up from Letterman.
Yeah, she does talk about her cheap eyelashes, I have heard her do that on her show. She swears by them, so what she thinks works for her, she won't change.
O's cool, she gives away millions, and she spends millions. Good for her.
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12.03.05 - 9:34 pm | #
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The truth is girlfriend HASN'T had plastic surgery. Botox, yes. But I like that she could do anything she wanted but she doesn't go under the knife. It'd take that much makeup on me to cover the dark circles too!
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12.03.05 - 10:47 pm | #
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OMGZ I'M STONED.
Fug. |
12.03.05 - 11:11 pm | #
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Oprah looks like a pug without makeup on...that's why she's wearing a lifetime's supply of MAC studiofix in one night.
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12.03.05 - 11:23 pm | #
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Anon..you got it..she DOES look like a pug!
But I love her and pugs...not sure which more. Pugs I guess, if I must choose.
Bitchrs. The O.
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12.04.05 - 3:27 am | #
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her eyes freak me out. it's like a pug with cataracts.
Megan |
12.04.05 - 4:51 am | #
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Way tooooo much makeup..........You're correct.
Windfall Woman |
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12.04.05 - 8:45 am | #
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CoCo LaRue: tickets start at $26. about the lowest you'll see on Broadway. You can get them even cheaper at the TKTS booth.
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12.04.05 - 10:17 am | #
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um, she looks like star jones in that picture, only with a fold of skin hanging off her face.
you know, that's the only scary bit. otherwise, apart from the eyes, she's not wearing that much makeup.
You gotta love her.
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12.04.05 - 11:19 am | #
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She makes me sick. Fake ass bitch.
DOC |
12.04.05 - 12:27 pm | #
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I heard that this is the worst musical EVER. EVER!!!!!!!
duane |
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12.04.05 - 12:49 pm | #
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By the power of Greyskull...I AM OPRAH!!!!!!!!!
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12.04.05 - 9:30 pm | #
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@snuggle
Anyone that says the color purple was a mediocre must not really be able to read. And secondly, if the musical failed Oprah wouldn't have a show about racismon on broadway she didn't when her movie "Beloved" failed. Oprah will do what she does best: continue being better than you.
Anonymous |
12.05.05 - 12:29 pm | #
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totally fucked on ecstasy...way to go O!
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