what a stupid bitch. We ALL wish we had a billion dollars and could sit around reading scripts and doing yoga you fugly troll!
p.s. what a photoshop job W magazine did...
This bitch breaks a sweat just getting outta bed!!
Nobody like writing papers. The joy of school comes from the intellectual stimulation of learning about interesting, fascinating and hopefully employable subjects. Its also a 4 year committment that is a true mark of your character and determination.
But I guess if you are millionaire with a career (sheeeesh!) you don't need to have that kind of committment to your education. And why does she still need to go to auditions? They can't have been successful since she hasn't been in anything since some twin shit about getting lost going to Grandma's house.
(sorry, but this really pushes my bitching buttons)
You know what pisses me off, I have to do papers and research and hours of homework a night just so I can get a descent job that still won't pay a 10th of what shes made.
I love her.
mooooooooooonkay!
and i agree with FFleur wholeheartedly.
is anyone else tired of these useless overpaid excuses for human beings??? they are the stuff of dlisted and we couldn't exist without them, but honestly in a world filled with poverty and hunger how about 'pulling a bono' and using some of your millions to make a difference. spare me.
Yeah, I don't think I could get my ass to do term papers if a had a couple hundred Mil$$.
Maybe I'd just audit some interesting classes to learn cool stuff so I wouldn't sound like an idiot my whole life like some celebs.
**Looking in Tom Cruise's direction**
I wonder what kind of scripts she gets? They must be terrible, the bitch can't act.
So true ffleur. Honestly, I don't believe she has the 'intellect' to get through even just four years of higher education.....she and her fug twin made their millions selling shit through WalMart and a lame ass sitcom....where is the justice. She needs to call in a crack and stay there.
...Oops, I meant fall in a crack and stay there.
Good call love the jared!
Friggin hell this statement just shows her stupiedty. Good luck with the acting maybe instead of script reading she should be in acting classes.
I'm embarassed that I know this but--doesn't she go on and on about how she's still in love with that skanky greek guy? Isn't she back with Katenburg (?) now? I bet that makes him feel super!
I don't blame her. I'd be doing it too. AND rubbing it in everybody's faces, just like her!
Good riddance, that's what I say. Give her spot at NYU to someone who really wants to be there.
The only papers that make me happy are rolling papers.
LoL chiligurl
I could use some right now.
lol pixie i was just thinking i can't wait to get off work and roll one up! let's do it!
Yeah!
I need to mellow out now that finals are over.
She looks like Planet of the Apes in this pic
"like, i hate it when, like, the proffesors says i can't use "like" in my papers. you know?. i don't need no edumacation."
and MK, what about all the time you would spend watching porn and whacking off? i think that comes in between eating chocolate and sleeping...
Why the hell does she need to work out all the time? Sign she's still not over her disorder. She needs to make time sit around eating boxes of donuts to gain weight.
i hate her, that stupid body obsession beyatch. anyone who lists workout as happy things is clearly demented. she should take this time to go buy some nice clothes and ditch the hobo fashion. stupid twat. they were such fugly babies. if it wasn't for plastic surgery the bags that they chopped off there eyes would be the size of slugs by now.
This girl should will all of her millions to charity and then get an ass full of cancer. What a pathetic waste.
I'm glad she dropped out of college. It makes room for someone else to go to NYU who would appreciate their education and put it to good use.
She most definitely does not have the mental wherewithal to make it through school.
Well, working out is healthy for you and your body, no matter what size you are.
Oh boo-fucking-hoo. It must be *so tough* to be her.
At least I'm not a has-been at 18 like she is.
Shit, one of the first things I'd do if I won her money would be to go back to school.
scripts? What scripts is she reading? Lifetime originals co-starring Connie Selleca and Markie Post? Although I love me some Chasing the Dragon!!!!! Maybe they are remaking the classic Mother May I Sleep with Danger......
LOL Sally!
You know she's to used up to be on LifeTime. She's probably reading PAX scripts now.
Jesus Sally - you made diet coke come out of my nose
P.S. You forgot Bastard of of South Carolina
It is a joke that she was accepted into NYU for starters.
She would be great in "A Killer Among Friends" in the Tiffani Amber Theissen role.
Given her millions, I don't blame her for not wanting to put in the work that school requires, but...she isn't endearing herself to the hoi palloi by making those kind of comments. After all, "we" are the ones that made them rich!
Jesus! I loves me some Lifetime. A Killer Among Friends and Mother, May I Sleep With Danger ARE classics.
One must also mention the one where Melissa Joan Hart gets the gas station worker to kill her parents, the one where poor Winnie is thrown off a cliff by some guy's parents for insurance money (I believe her mom was Peggy Lipton), AND, my personal fave, the one were Kelly Martin stabs Tori Spelling on her stoop with her little apple knife. God...too, too much. Anyone remember the titles of these? I'm too lazy to go on IMDb, lol.
Oh, and the one where DJ Tanner dresses up like a genie and gets raped by Zach Morris.
Winnie from The Wonder Years...Danica Keller or something.
I think what she really meant to say was, Im rich bitch, fuck it
!!
"I'm happy that I kind of realized that, OK, I just need to take care of myself right now"
I HATE this perspective. yes, its important to be healthy and take care of your needs, but its irritating as hell when people need special "personal breaks" to "sort their stuff out" and "relax". take a three day weekend and then get to work. jesus.
She looks like a monkey who got into a fight with a blowdryer.
Guess who won?
Yea if I had her money I wouldn't go to college either. I might take some classes but I certainly wouldn't spend 4 years there. I don't want to go to college but I know I have to if I want to make anything above min. wage because let's face it: I will never be famous.
1. I don't have any talent.
2. I wasn't born rich like Parasite (who doesn't have any talent either)
3. I refuse to do porn.
So college is my only way out.
She's one lucky monkey!
Believe me, this whore will be thankful for her edumucation when she is 40 and bankrupt from spending her money on being the most expensively dressed bag lady in town. Stupid bitch.
I just tried to figure out how much more money this skank has than me, but her estimated net worth has too many zeros to fit on my calculator! I need to break out my old TI-82 from high school calculus to figure that one out.
What a monkey!
Monchichi!! Shit...that bitch could send me back to college!! I'd actually appreciate feeding my brain!
dont all college students hate papers and "stuff"
shes so awesome !
I read somewhere that she would have to buy like a rangerover a week for the rest of her life to run out of money. Considering she's constantly making more, she's prolly never going to be bankrupt if she doesn't get all stupid with it.
Oh Mary-Kate we're so happy that we don't have fucking millions to spend on fugly clothing & extravagant houses, and we just love working our asses off and earn what you get monthly in years!
She could, "like", read a book, or "like, you know", travel and all "like" expand her horizons and quit being so egotistical and egocentric. She's got a lot of money but she needs to get a life! Grow up sister!!!
Do whatcha want Mary-Kate , you're RICH! Not everyone has to go to college!
Some of us were put on Earth to do Yoga and have Starbucks and workout (snigger). Seriously, poor MKO!
It's a hard life MK! But someone's got to have it right??
Lucky bitch.
Loved the Lifetime movie "Bastard out of Carolina.'
I have completely forgotten the name of my favorite Lifetime movie. Kirsten Dunst was in it, when she was young. She and her family were white supremecists and lived in a secluded mountain area. There's eventually a stand-off with the police. It's four hours long or something atrocious like that, but it's still good.
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