It's most likely manufactured by Chinese sweat labor for three cents an hour!!
Jesus, if she's hawking rings, she could have got her nails done.
pixie, who is this bitch? what does she do?
Wow...I just don't get it with her, other than her chest being huge, why does Britain love her so much-it's not like big boobs are a novelty or something....and stop with the damn tanning....ewww gross!!!
Harvey would probably run into your arms MK. You know he's desperate to get away from her and Peter
Where you asking me?
She is a D-List celebrity from Europe whose only good acomplishment is her son Harvey. Seriously though that slut is crazy.
she's hawking this shit in argos. argos is basically the place only real chavs buy their jewelry. i love her in a tragic way. there was a story in a mag over here that she didn't like the shade of pink that was used in the catalogue advertising it so she made them reprint it, costing them tens of thousands of pounds. she's a diva for sure
wow... hopefully her jewelry is better made than her nasty plastic weave. Her hair looks like barbie hair. hmm... how appropriate.
Ps. I think her nails look nice though, the one thing on her that is not made of plastic.
Who knows why she is famous over there, but I guess it is not that hard to believe from the same place that pays attention to that skeleton, Victoria Beckham. Both nasty
*ugh*...eurotrash!
WTF? That ring she is wearing looks like Nochole Richie's engagement ring...ah hahaha!
what ever happened to alicia duvall?
Why is her thumb sticking through her sleeve? What a stupid shirt.
why the tea cosy?
Who is she?!
Cy/MKisMYheroButCarrotTop???EW - Good point! You can see she totally bites her nails!
anon 1:03 - sigh - thank you so much for the chav and argos stuff - i miss living over there and it makes me pee my pants but not in a fergie way to hear stuff like that! i didn't even know argos sold jewelery. shudder....
She's looking a little tranny-esque. God, I am so obsessed with trannies.
I'd love to see Jordan with no make-up. That's right, bare-faced.
Is she trashier than Pamela ?
Totally Andy! Pamela has jumped the shark but even in her day she wasn't fingering herself in public. This bitch is so lacking in any real talent that exhibitionism and shock-value are her livelihood.
recycled Coors bottles..hilarious!
She's looking a little tranny-esque. God, I am so obsessed with trannies.
sarah m | 12.09.05 - 1:38 pm | #
LOL, me too!
She had so much collagen that half her lower lip is now made of the insides of her mouth, check it out! She can't keep lipstick on that part cause it is all slimy.
Who actually buys her crap? Seriously, I want names!
Cluessy, you've been gone so long you forgot about Elizabeth Duke? Lucky you!
If and when she does ever arrive in the States, can someone set her up on a play date with Brit Brit? I reckon they'd get along really well.
man, that orange-faced bitch is all over the place.
you know you'd hit that shit, MK.. 
You gotta check out this tatoo on Jordan. You might have to join this Yahoo Group to check it out.
http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/g...rc=gr%
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I figured out who she reminds me of
Raquel Welch!
DS Slut, that is because her hair is a Raquel Welch collection wig.
Oh ! LOL I got it now I am a little slow !
I admire her.
She is totally talentles but has nevertheless made millions from having big plastic tits. She is cheap and tacky and knows it. If she is flogging jewelry in the UK, you know it is going to be cheap shit. At least she is not trying to con anyone (like Parasite, Posh Spice etc.) who pretend to be classy. She just flaunts her trashiness.
Calling Jordan "eurotrash" is already giving her way too much class. She's just the queen of chavs.
Err, actually, no, the queen of chavs would be Posh Spice. Jordan is the Duchess of chav.
Chavs scums are so loud and desperate, they are nouveau rich wannabees in the worst way. they're forming a class unto themselves in the UK(well we got our Tara Reid over here). Its disturbing!
Could someone please explain what "chav" means?
She is really beautiful! Love her!
LA, from what I gather, chav is basically the UK term for trailer trash. And Whoredon is definitely chav royalty.
I agree with whoever said she should have at least done her nails if she is trying to sell her shitty gumball machine rings, WTF?
Why is she famous again?
LA, what Ilsa said.
Chav (also Chavette (female chav)) is a slang term in wide use throughout the United Kingdom since 2004.
It refers to a subcultural stereotype of people fixated on fashions such as flashy "bling" jewelery, and genuine or knock-off designer clothing with the beige Burberry pattern (most famously the baseball cap which has since been discontinued by the company), and such brands as Adidas and Nike. Musically chavs also tend to have a different taste mainly involving garage,and hip hop. Response to the term has ranged from amusement to criticism that it is a new manifestation of classism.
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