Congrats to Matt!!
is it just me or does anyone really care? i mean seriously care.
i mean i would hit it, but just once for fun.
i think he seems like a really dull guy. like i'd fall asleep during sex because i got bored.
Damn-I was hoping he would be mine!
It seems like all celebs do is get married knocked up or break-up to get in the news these days.
eeew is that her? other pictures make her look prettier....looks like she has sideburns....face wax bitch! you're Matt Damon's wife!
well anon 3.49, between the two of them someone has to have testosterone...
Talk about rags to riches. One minute she's a bartender in Florida...the next, she's Matt Damon's wifey! Where's my rich and famous hubby to sweep me off my gay feet?
Oh, and nice FAKE TITS. bartenders with fake ones suck at service
gross! i can't believe he chose that dog face to marry. just look at that hearty guffaw she's enjoying. thats what you call laughter when someone is that ugly and awkward, a guffaw.
I say congrats and best wishes! 
she's hot stuff. i always wondered why celebs always have to have relationships with other celebs. why can't they see regular people? there are plenty of hot regular people out there.
Sounds shotgun to me...married on a Friday morning with one witness in Manhattan? Sounds like there is little to no chance of a prenup. I give it less than a year before Luciana's cokewhore habits rear their nasty face and poor Matt loses the bank. Maybe by then Garner will have dumped Affleck for "steppping out" on her when she doesn't lose the pregnancy weight....then Matt & Bennie can be togther finally, once and for all!
dear matt damon:
if you want people to believe that you are straight, make sure that your next fake wife is attractive.
Sincerely,
WWJDD
I wish them the best! 
She looks good in this photo! Those are some heavy duty milk glands!!
Damn! And all natural to boot! I've change my opinion. Good choice, Matt!!
She is a good choice if he doesn't have to look at her while doing her. Like I said before, hot body, fugly face.
I forgot to say we have a word for girls like that here in Brazil. It rhymes with "ass", so it is understood that it means "ugly face, hot ass".
Jan, what's the word?
you go Luciana! Keep getting knocked up girls and secure your fortune!!!
GetFlix: In the good old usa, it's called "butterface", i.e. She's totally hot, but her face
Sorry people but she has a buttaface! I wonder if she has a hard time closing her lips over those huge horse teeth?
Butterface?
Mizro, butterface is: everything looks good 'but her face' or something like that. Without the urbandictionary.com, I wouldn't know what half the people are talking about these days either.
EW SHES COMPLETE white trash from florida. shes the new k-fed, just call her l-bar. you know, i heard she wasnt even married to her baby daddy. i think thats trashy no matter who u are, and she was about to go for baby #2 out of wedlock?!?! ick skank
"Raimunda", GetFlix. It is a first name. The word for "ass" is "bunda". I think I'll start calling them "Cass" in English. "Butterface" would be good if it hadn't been used for people whose body ain't hot either, like Nicky Hilton, who's often called that.
Holy Chit!! Simply crazy! I gotta give them props for getting hitched instead of spliting up like everyone else!
Hope it lasts tho.
Sorry for being so rude, but she's UGLAYYYY
She's not white trash. She's Latin Trash! Does she even speak English? She's FUGLY.
Wow, she's only 29? She's looking hurt, I was thinking she was 35.
Gawd,
I cannot believe such poor taste, she is butt ass ugly, she is not an interior designer,But I guess that sounds better than saying she's and uneducated barfly with baggage, how she landed him, is beyond me.
thats what you call laughter when someone is that ugly and awkward, a guffaw.
luciana barroso | 12.09.05 - 3:55 pm | #
omg, thats one of the funniest things I heard all day.
you can have a seven year old as a legal witness? that doesnt seem right. *at all*
She must have a really big cock.
(props to GetFlix)
Lucky bitch! Skank ho gets the cash along with hitting that hot piece of ass!
I'm confused! First her name is Luciana Barroso, now it's Bozan. First they say she has a daughter from a previous relationship (insinuating she never married), and now they're saying she's been married before. WTF? And why do I care?
Thank Brent! Thanks Jan!
For what it's worth. These two knock boots.
I take back what I said on my previous post, defending her and saying that it's possible she might even be attractive behind those sunglasses. She is rather homely. And she looks way older than her supposed 29 years...was this a misprint...did you actually mean to say that she has a 29 year old daughter? Still, you have to hand it to a woman who can somehow manage to marry so far up in status.
Congrats to Matt!
& they'll break up soon. Maybe 1-2 years later.
He isn't very good-looking. + She is ugly. What a good match.
Ilsa, she looks like a hard-lived 29, as a bar whore.
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