sigh. so sick of these 2....
"I should've pretended to be Maddox, fuck!"
HA! That would have been hot!
If this is true, I wonder if Angie is going to let Brad's family be there?
Glad to hear it. I like these two together. You know the sex is some hot shit..
Woooo its a hot Friday night in gossip. Too bad I have to leave work now FUCK! haha Im so addicted to this fucking page its SICK.
maybe they are going to FL to visit Matt Damon and his bride!
BWAHAHAHA! MK you crack my shit up! Fo serious! 
Youshouldapretendedyouweremaddox- ba! Funnnny! Anyways- Angie's face scares me. I kinda hope she dies soon.
Team Aniston!
AM I WRONG, or is there some herpes on Brad's lower lip. A little help, people?
I WISH IT IS TRUE. LOVE LOVE THIS COUPLE.
By the time I type this, they are probably having their FIRST MARRIED FUCK! (married to each other, that is!)
Nope Drew, that is either herpes or he converted to scientology and was taking all that niacin.
Perez also said that Paris's CD was great...not a reliable source.
mk you crack me up making those calls.
Actually, if this DOES turn out to be true, it means Damon and Pitt married on the same day... CAN THAT MEAN GEORGE CLOONEY IS ON HIS WAY TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW TO FLY ME TO VEGAS?
p.s. Which marriage will last longer, Pitt's or Damon's?
blech
I'm in love with you MK!!!! You're my hero!
I'm terribly upset. This ruins all of my lesbian fantasies!!!
No wait, maybe this is a good thing!
They can make an Ana sandwich! Heck yes that would be hot!!!
Angelina + Ana + Brad = Heaven!!!
Ya, Ana they are so HOT.
I hope this is true. And how dare the Ritz treat our MK this way.
MK- What does raining in Sarasota have do with anything? Is Maddox mad he has to share mommy now??
I'll give it 2 years top.
CokeMonkey - It has nothing to do with it, I just thought I'd add it. lol
Someone needs to call the Ritz and say they are Jon Voight!
On Perez's site:
Update: We just got off the phone with the office of Brad's publicist and their official comment is that they are denying any talk of a wedding today or this weekend and they tell PerezHilton.com that Brad is not even in Florida, but that he is in Canada at the moment. Fuck. Shit. Fuck!!!!
Update #2: As for Angelina, we are hearing from one of our pap friends that just snapped her, that Jolie is still in Los Angeles. And, right this very second (at 5:48 P.M. Eastern) she is at the Santa Monica Courthouse.
Im jumping for joy, I have a song and a little dance number...where do I go???
Why, I was so happy.
Sounds like they just wanted to make a little news before the weekend.
Why would they want to get married and ruin such a great relationship? OY!
Boy MK!! You're on a mission! LMAO!
Maybe you should sick the God Warrior on their ass! 
SOUND LIKE GEORGE CLOONEY JOKE.
Hahah!! Micheal, I love how you actually called the Ritz twice! Thanks for entertaining us muahhhhh **kisss**
shit, piss and fuckfuck!! How the hell do you find all the time to keep up this blog with reading all those other things and still manage to eat, shit, fuck, sleep, and, presumably, shop, laundry etc etc? Do you have help? or like 36 hour days?
Maddox is totally behind all of this. He doesn't want Brad as his daddy, he wants Angelina all to himself. He's still pissed Zahara is there.
Yea I agree with anon 6:10, this was prolly just a clever ruse of George Clooneys.
Either that or they really did get married and they're lieing about them being in different places!
Ooooh! They're prolly using look-a-likes!!
(I was supposed to address my last to MK)
From Perez:
Update #5: Brad's publicist just got back to us again and finally we were able to get to the bottom of this. Some asswhole DJ in Florida, who should be FIRED, started this rumor today. And, it's complete bullshit. Boo hoo!!!
DAMMIT!!
Hot Damn MK! I totally love the fact that you called the hotel. If I were 12 again I'd totally invite you to my sleepovers.
can't stand these two. but they deserve each other. 2 of hollywood's biggest phonies and liars, who will humiliate and disrespect anyone to get what they want. they are a perfect match.
OMG! I am so totally ROTFLMAO right now...Hey Nicole, can we all come for the sleepovers if we were all twelve....I will bring my spongy rollers and the pop-tarts....Please!!
BTW, my parents own a 'Winter' home in Sarasota, and I called them to turn on the local news to see WTF is happening....nothing....and yeah, it is raining....MK, you crack my ass up! You are soooo the 21st century Brenda Starr!
I live on Longboat Key which is across the bay from Sarasota and there are no helicopters. It is raining and who would want to get married in shitty weather. My friend lives at the Ritz and was told it was tomorrow but I know the employees would be fired for saying anything. Who knows??? There is nothing on the news here. I will go by the Ritz tonight though. The town is talking though
you are so cool mk
thanks for updating us. and thanks for the effort )
TEAM MK
I will go to the Ritz and check it out. It is time for drinks anyway!
That was a great story (non-story!) MK!
I can't understand posters here who claim to be so happy Brad/Angie are/may get married. Why do you care if a couple of strangers are getting married? Why does that make you happy? Its celebrity news and entertaining but as for happiness, well its just not the same thing. Not healthy to invest so much of your own feelings in strangers who don't know you are alive.
I wanna be MK's beard! You rule! Seriously, who else would give us all the dirt, then even update that shit again and again finally admitting that it wasn't true? Nobody! Only you... :D
Geneviève Oh.my.god. I love you for saying sponge hair rollers. For that, you get to be the first one that I invite.AND I won't stick your hand in warm water while you sleep.
I'm sure Brad has already picked out a wedding dress. But will it be white?
They are definately getting married in Sarasota...They just got their vials of blood at Sarasota Memorial...Now I am a believer
Love ya MK! You are so rocking the gossip shit right now!
Thanks Nicole!
Funny!....I will bring a Sharpy Marker too so we can draw some moustaches on the others...teheehee...
I am bummed...I was hoping Sarasota would be famous for more than Pee-Wee Herman jacking off in a movie theater
I live in sarasota florida and I havn't heard anything yet. My friend knows people at the hotel and they confirmed it, and snn is over there but so far there's no sign of it being true yet.
I live in sarasota florida and I havn't heard anything yet. My friend knows people at the hotel and they confirmed it, and snn is over there but so far there's no sign of it being true yet.
BTW Brent, your other gravatar was soooo much better! (much cuter to look at!)
LMFGDAO MK i love you !!!
Hey, Angelina IS scary lookin and Brad Pitt isn't what he used to be. Maybe all this hype is some kinda decoy.. Time will tell i guess....
Boy you're a hard worker MK! Thanks for busting your ass for us!
I think the wedding is off since Jolie discovered Clooney has already had Pitt's cherry ass!!
Brent, he will not be wearing white!!
Sarasota is a total shithole. Why the hell would they choose the Ritz THERE over...say...a bungalow in the Seychelles?
Perez is a complete fucktard.
Brad's brother Doug was still in Springfield at around 4
Geneviève, what avatar image do you see for me now? I get the feeling it's difft from what I'm seeing (if that's possible).
LMFAO! @ the supposed wedding and all those updates.
Brent, I see the hand.
I see K-Fed.....*ugh*
OMG, I see Kfed now, too!
Wow, Brit Spears kicked husband to the curb and he is now staying at Brent's place.....Wow, Brent, lucky you! 
....just kidding
Brent, are you gonna hit it??
This shit is getting as crazy as TomKat. Dayum!
Brent. Why the fuck are you using Kfed as your avatar?!! Dude.
wow MK...you are quite a thorough reporter..i love that you called the ritz to bother their sorry asses.
they make a hot couple
MK, Thank God you still have self deprecating humor. Perez has become so full of himself!
I guess those bastard lepers need a father. Filthy immigrants.
a friend of mine said they saw them at 3pm today in fla - so it may be true!!
If they are in Florida they should toss that ugly chimpanzee Zahara in the swamp to the alligators. Might as well toss the chinky one in too.
^Fucking racist assholes!
Clooney did all that preparation on his Italian villa and they marry in Florida? I doubt that.
You are RUDE & CRUEL Sheriff!
Neh i don't think its true.
But yes you should had pretended to be Maddox MK!
Saturday is the wedding!
This wedding will top 2005. Great news.
Have you noticed the happier Brad/Ange get the more desperate and homelier Chin gets?
Big Toe I noticed the same thing. And even in the picture MK posted, you can see how crazy Brad is about Ange. I think they are great as a couple.
I'm waiting until the honeymoon phase ends and then we can see how they truly feel about each other!!!
If you love MK, then read this:
http://www.livejournal.com/commu...nt/
4649963.html
MK Rules, thanks for the link. But Arasto is a serious psycho.
Best Wishes to the Pitt's.
Feed the monkey and the gook to the alligators ! Rid yourselves of the ape and the rice paddy.
BRANGELINA ARE BEAUTIFUL PPL. THE KIDS ARE GORGEOUS. LIVE WITH IT GRETA.
WHAT A LAME ASS NAME. MORE MADE UP NAMES OLD PIXIECAF?
Damn, what is with all the racist comments....WTF??
STOP MAKING FUN OF WHAT YOU WISHED YOU HAD. BRANGELINA HAVE IT ALL.
1:15 IS A GORILLA.
Greta, what a nasty remark.
This couple is so sexy.
Wish I had ? Those filthy refuguees ? The picaninny and the boat baby are foul and should be returned to their respective shithole penniless countries. Dirty refugees.
The parents are sexy. The dirty kids belong in the trash.
Err. I thought the ulimate d-lister would be appropriate for "D-Listed." And, yeah, I'd hit it, with a fucking baseball bat. No, just kidding. But I wouldn't let him crash at my place. Don't want the "weedman" hanging 'round all the time. Just drop off a q/lb of "da kind green" and GTFO, thank you!
Anyway, I'm sick of him already. Just a test run.
I wish they would marry so I can watch all the hoopla on Access Hollywood and read all the comments.Especially someplace like Sarasota.Destin.Naples.So funny.
http://www.heraldtribune.com/app.../NEWS/
512100329
They are probably already married.
Are you ok, MK? I'm worried about you! It's ok that you didn't post today but Jesus, let us know that you're ok!
Ok, I just talked to a couple of people I know in Austin and they haven't heard SHIT about this. Pffft.
You should know better than to quote Perez Hilton. Be your own man---we trust you!
This couple are great together.
Rumor has it, they were already married.
People think she's so great for snatching dirty babies out of the negro patch. White children would make a better accessory. The darky looks stinky. I bet she smells like canned corn. They do you know.
One day Brangelina will come home and the chinky one will have eaten the cat.
They will wed in 9 months. The adoption papers will be final then. I say they will marry in 2006.
MK - I don't know if you'll read this, but this was a classic post. I shared your "ace reporting" with a group of pals and we all cracked up. Everyone looks down at my obssession with gossip/celeb blogs, but I always have the best stories to share! Thanks for the laughs MK. :D
Hey Connie- I think the chinky one is kind of gooky too, and the ca-ca brown one looks real stinky ! Stick that picaninny in the kitty litter box where it belongs. PU !
Nanny, yo momma.
NicoleI am with you....WTF?? Go bother Perez or Arasto if you want attention racists...WTF!!!
The ape and the gook were imported from dirty filthy countries where they eat their young. Gross. Get your money back Brangelina. If you fuck each other you'll have beautiful white babies with no diseases.
Wow...^ ^ ^
That's what happens when you're dropped on your head as a child.
I hope they did get married.
MK, dont go by Perez. He is usually wrong. These two will never marry.
They will marry in 2006.
They need to get married. He adopts first, something dont sound right.
All bullshits
Rumor has it, they will marry Christmas Day.
They are reporting Angie is preggers.
She has been sick. The baby would be
beautiful.
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