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Chica es muy fea
Tushkin |
12.12.05 - 6:02 pm | #
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Damn! Those last two pictures are proof that Hollywood beauty is all smoke and mirrors. Along with makeup artists, personal trainers, hairstylists, and lighting experts.
Hell, I look much better without makeup than she does.
Jackie |
12.12.05 - 6:06 pm | #
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ooooh the bitch is just nasty. Why does this woman still have a career?
Stewie Griffin |
12.12.05 - 6:07 pm | #
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hahahah! I look better without make-up too Jackie!
Anonymous |
12.12.05 - 6:08 pm | #
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Are you sure she's not filming a sequal to Interview with the Vampire?
She looks like her husband in those last two pictures!
LA |
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12.12.05 - 6:08 pm | #
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Just can't wait till this one tanks too. Divorce no# what ?
joydivision |
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12.12.05 - 6:12 pm | #
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these pics are great MK LOL.. I feel so much better when I see them !
Dark SIded Slut |
12.12.05 - 6:17 pm | #
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What's her necklace say?
I hate those, I think they're tacky tacky.
Ana |
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12.12.05 - 6:23 pm | #
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^ I think it says lucky. Unfortunenately(sp?) it doesn't say "Bitch"...
Aly |
12.12.05 - 6:26 pm | #
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She is a hideous troll and I'm surprised that she doesn't melt in the sunlight.
GG's Avatar |
12.12.05 - 6:28 pm | #
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DARK SIDED!! My 3-way buddy in NJ!!
Jennifer Lopez desperately needs a hit movie. Her career is sinking fast. And she's such a diva, you know someone's getting fired.
CokeMonkey |
12.12.05 - 6:30 pm | #
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monkey 
Dark SIded Slut |
12.12.05 - 6:33 pm | #
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her relevance is fading fast.
mpcmike |
12.12.05 - 6:34 pm | #
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I think I see a Chalupa stuck in her tooth.
Anonymous |
12.12.05 - 6:35 pm | #
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Monster In Law was the worst movie I rented it on PPV and could not even finish it ,, it sucked big time
Dark SIded Slut |
12.12.05 - 6:36 pm | #
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I LOVE to see pictures like this of people assumed to be "holier than thou" with something fucked up about the way they look! Too funny, Michael K. You have certianly paid your keep today!
ChiliGurl |
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12.12.05 - 6:53 pm | #
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she just looks skankier by the day
kitty |
12.12.05 - 6:59 pm | #
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She looks like a hooker from an episode of Three's Company. Without the makeup her face screams eye boogers and halitosis, however this particulare makeup job wins no raves from me. She looks like a clown hooker. Or a hooker clown. I can't decide. Plus, I don't understand her penchant for the Shirley Temple 'dos. I can maybe see that kind of shit looking semi-decent on someone with a cute face, but not fucking JLo. Her face looks like my bowel movement this morning...and I had Indian food last night.
rollerslut's neighbor |
12.12.05 - 7:06 pm | #
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No no no, that's not lipstick on her teeth. She just finished sucking some blood out of her husband's neck. An evening snack. Why he always looks like he's at death's door.
brent |
12.12.05 - 7:08 pm | #
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ha!
sully |
12.12.05 - 7:10 pm | #
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rollerslut.... you are too funny ! thanks for sharing with us !
DarkSIded Slut |
12.12.05 - 7:11 pm | #
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Besides the nast on her teeth, I think she looks hot.
Anonymous |
12.12.05 - 7:22 pm | #
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Something about her 'style' is always a little off for me. She tries to do the glam thing, but she goes so far with it that it comes out really wrong and overdone. And I'm not feeling those earrings with that neclace in pics 1-3.
Brie |
12.12.05 - 7:24 pm | #
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Tomorrow it will be "Excuse me JLo but you have an entire head of lettuce caught in your teeth..."
shell |
12.12.05 - 7:31 pm | #
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She is soooo Jenny from the neighborhood, thru and thru.......
Fug bitch, I wish she would find a fast moving truck to fall under.........
Geneviève.......... |
12.12.05 - 7:37 pm | #
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Not even related to the subject, but on NBC at 8PM EST, Elton John is having some show where Justin Timberflake will perform and Pam Anderson will pole dance to "The Bitch Is Back". At least that's what my cable guide said.
ChiliGurl |
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12.12.05 - 7:39 pm | #
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LOL I love it.
Her career is sinking faster than her marriage.
PixieGaf |
12.12.05 - 7:56 pm | #
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I would say Ben Affleck made one fucking smart move when he split on her ass.
GetFlix |
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12.12.05 - 8:15 pm | #
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I've always wondered...Why does make-up play such a big part in a woman's beauty...Some women, are stunning all made up but plain-janes when au nautrel.
With guys...if a guy's good-looking he's good-looking no need to sit in a chair for 2 hours to look so.
Straight_Black_Male |
12.12.05 - 8:21 pm | #
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Oh my. Even I, lowly little Kim, know to check my teeth every now and again. But then again, I don't put the whole tube of lipstick on my lips at one time.
Kim |
12.12.05 - 8:28 pm | #
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JLo should know the oldest make up trick in the book when wearing bright or dark coloured lipstick... Put a bit of vaseline on the front teeth. Voila a celebrity smile!
shell |
12.12.05 - 8:45 pm | #
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She needs to invest in some toothpicks!!
Anonymous |
12.12.05 - 9:00 pm | #
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Bah, she doesn't know what to do to have attention.
Bertha |
12.12.05 - 9:16 pm | #
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Now you see the real woman! this is the local 6 train wreck she's been promoting all of her career which is sliding down.
Anonymous |
12.12.05 - 10:25 pm | #
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She is so nasty and overrated
I am so sick of her
At least she's not with Ben so we don't have to eat, sleep and shit her anymore.
Thanks Marc for keeping her hidden
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Vera |
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12.12.05 - 10:26 pm | #
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goodness...she looks like a tired mother of 3 kids without her makeup.
bitchbert |
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12.12.05 - 10:38 pm | #
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You have to give her at least this much:
She is beautiful with makeup on. Not too many women can pull that off. Like the non-entertainer people who come on talk shows ... they are loaded with makeup and usually not attractive. She's got the face ... her skin is just very sallow. And you know that's after thousand dollar facials every week, and that's the best it can look. Imagine how dull her complexion would be if she were a lowly pion like the rest of us using Neutrogena in the shower.
veggie girl |
12.12.05 - 11:00 pm | #
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She used to be sexy. & then she got Marc.
Fug. |
12.12.05 - 11:18 pm | #
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so true veggie girl! I look a million times better and all i use is $2 Cetaphil!!
bangin-in-bangkok |
12.12.05 - 11:23 pm | #
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bangin in bankok: Are you one of those white girls, kidnapped to be strippers or whores for rich asian men? Do you need help?
Anonymous |
12.12.05 - 11:35 pm | #
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She is ugly old and smelly. She looks like she has real bad breath and a stinky butt.
Nicky |
12.12.05 - 11:54 pm | #
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J Lo is f'ing nasty!!! She is NOT pretty. Guess how many innocent little animals were SKINNED ALIVE to make that ugly coat??? About 750!!!!!!! Hey Jen you nasty Rich Whore....Don't you think those animals need their fur more than you do??? She makes me want to projectile vomit.
Pootie |
12.13.05 - 12:23 am | #
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Yuck, even WITH makeup i know tons of women mroe attractive than this fur whore. nasty bitch.
andie |
12.13.05 - 1:53 am | #
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She looks like fucking idiot with a fur coat on. and a heffer.
Jackie |
12.13.05 - 1:54 am | #
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what an unholy heffer
Apple |
12.13.05 - 1:57 am | #
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This is what I have to wake up to in the morning! I know I look like a zombie, but wouldn't you if you didn't get any sleep at night. I have constant nightmares about what she looks like without make-up on that keep me up at all hours of the night. That and the slaughter house she has down in our basement to make all the fur clothing she wears. Those poor minks! Someone help me, does Jen Garner have a sister?
Marc Anthony |
12.13.05 - 2:57 am | #
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She looks smokin in that red dress! (ignoring the teeth of course!)
I Heart Michael K |
12.13.05 - 6:15 am | #
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No wonder Ben dumped her
So Bored |
12.13.05 - 8:49 am | #
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Anon 11:35 that was totally fucking hilarious re: bangin.
Now, on to Ms. J. Lo; I was watching "Celebrity Big Spenders in '05" or some shit like that on E! the other night. One minute they are talking about Angelina Jolie and how much $$$ she gives to charity, rolled the footage of her in whatever 3rd world country etc etc etc, cut to five minutes later they are talking about J. Lo and how she bought herself a FOUR million dollar diamond ring because she decided "I deserve it, after all". I'm just sayin, it made J Ho look reallllly bad and made me hate her even more. Also, I'd like to mention again that my friend who used to own a nightclub in Chicago once was graced with J Ho & her entourage's presence - he said she was a total fucking bitch (and this was a long time ago - way before uber diva status) and had HORRIBLE acne scarred skin. I'm just sayin'.
RaBBiT |
12.13.05 - 8:55 am | #
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LMFGDAO @ J Ho
So Bored |
12.13.05 - 8:58 am | #
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Hehehe, what a Loser J-ho is, she was probably trying to put her lipstick on by herserlf, She can't even do that right.
Dayanara |
12.13.05 - 10:02 am | #
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Rabbit-yeah everyone makes such a deal over how good her skin is too. I have heard that as well that its totally pockmarked.
justine |
12.13.05 - 11:21 am | #
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Affleck was smart to leave her. I just never understood her appeal. Also even though Marc Anthony was never anything to write home about I can't understand why he left his beautiful wife for her. Maybe he needed some cash.
NB |
12.13.05 - 11:43 am | #
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Even with "shit" in her teeth...JLO IS HOT!!!!!!!
Sophy |
12.13.05 - 12:31 pm | #
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^ No offense Sophy, but you seem like SUCH a celebrity worshipper.
Ginger |
12.13.05 - 3:49 pm | #
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caca.. hahaha
shar |
12.13.05 - 9:29 pm | #
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your so fucking jealous because she is so hot stop hating she is the most goergous woman ever and you know this
marc |
12.27.05 - 5:43 pm | #
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