Ha! No shit it was the final season.
I hope Nick takes her for all she's worth.
She's a moron.
awwww
I bet after all this is said and done he career takes a nose dive.
and in Vegas doing showtunes
you know that spaceship Victoria Principal is going on? can we put her and the fugly sister Ashlee on it and send them both up into space so we never have to see these two no talent ugly mother fuckers again? big nose buck teeth bitches !!! barf!
Take the ho's money and run, I hope he does.... 
...Geezus, you know he deserves it after putting up not only with her, but her whole freaking family........
If I recall, they don't have a prenup which is great because as EM said "I hope Nick takes her for all she's worth."
she is over! good luck to nick. he can do better, 'cause she got ug!
i bet if he did vegas he would kill...take over for wayne newton or someone...those guys make more money the simpson
I wish Nick would have hired the show "Cheaters," and got her ass on video sleeping around with half of Hollywood. That would have made it so much better.
Chestica? It's Jessica, or am I not getting a joke or something?
I wonder who will get her tits in the divorce decree?
ROFL @ Cheaters. That would be the "annoying celebrity" episode. BTW, he is entitled to half of the money SHE made during the marriage and vice versa. This shit will be interesting!
the midget will get half of her earnings. of course mini-me is going to ask for spousal support, he does'nt have a career!
I hope Nick makes her pay out big time for having to put up with her and her dysfunctional family...and then ends up with an un-botoxed, un-breast augmented, un-facelifted, un-collegened brunette.
MK - each day you prove yourself to be the funniest blogger around. Please just write a book.
Now re the Lacheys, I want all the dirt on this one. It's terrible, I know, but I have no sympathy for Chestica. She is a whore-hungry tramp. I hope Nick get all he deserves and more. I also hope not one guy dates Chestica, so her little vagina goes hungry.
Ohmigod - did I really say that?
Well this will free her up to focus on those roots. Damn, fix your hair!!!
I hope he gets what he deserves from the divorce, and finds a good wife. It's so sad that these couples break up instead of sticking together through the rough times. All married people have ups and downs. They must not have really loved eachother.
GetFlix your right about her hair. Could you imagine her with her natural hair color? She would totally look like a man. This is not a good picture of her.
Curtain closed. So much for 'til death do us part'.
Nick, take the money and run baby! And next time, choose a wife with your brain, not your weiner.
I still think he is so cute and nice and she is so dumb!
"God, I hope this gets as ugly as Chestica's sister!"
Me, too!
Chestica, will you be my toilet?
Jessica you dumb bitch, you won't get better dick than that!
Why the hell are these two famous? Really, have they done anything to deserve all the attention besides being a couple of over-rated singers?
Well, they are fun to make fun of, so I a thinking that could be it?
For me to share what I'm about to write, I must admit the following first: I am a closeted-now-outed Jessica fan, though I have no idea why. I have no respect for her or her artistic endeavors. I think it's pure celebrity fascination. That being said, I read on the sweetkisses.net website (Lord, am I really admitting this?) that at her recent concert in Cleveland, she was wearing her wedding band on a necklace, and she was clutching at the thing while she sang through the whole concert. Also, while singing, get this, "What Child Is This" she started bawling and momentarily fled from the stage. Because I am, in fact, Professor Cold Heart, I think that is funny. And who sings Christmas carols at a concert?
I used to think Jessica was cute and kinda funny on the first season of Newlyweds
( although Veg Girl is right, she's talentless). But now I am SO over these two. Just get on w/ the bitter divorce and just fade away.
Please?
Nick never seemed as comfortable living under a microscope as Jessica was. She courted the press at every turn while he seemed to just tolerate it.
I hope that he gets what he deserves, settlement-wise, and moves on to a life that doesn't quite so much resemble Ringling Brothers...
I think she can sing....which is a talent. So I can't agree that she's "talentless".....but I can agree her music has no artistic value, and that she, as a person, has....well....no real value of any kind, actually, except to make fun of.
Damn Veggie Girl, I certainly wouldn't admit I knew all that useless shit about useless Chestica, but I do admit I am certainly amused by reading it....You gave me a giggle and I am appreciative. *wink*
ok ricki, not talentless, just soul-less.
Is that right?
But you have to admit she is stupendously stupid, no?
But, yes, she can sing.....and much better than me!
That picture of them screams "Dallas" circa 1982.
I know, Blue, but I guess I feel comfortable enough around you guys now to admit that I actually know that useless shit.
maybe someone already said this because i did not read all the comments. But in fact Jessica asked that Nick be DENIED spousal report. cold
this is a great picture of them. pizzazzsales.com
HAHA. I hope they show the divorce video out too!
im fucking pissed
Why should he get support? Did he actually DO anything while they were married? I seem to recall he really didnt do much and she did everything. Oh yeah thats right they dont HAVE to do anythign and they will still get 1/2. He should be ashamed!
I dont think Nick is going to ask for support. he tried to get jessica to sign a pre nup when they first married, and she refused, so he lucked way out.
Women don't actually DO anything while they're married (based what appears to be your guidelines for DOING something) and they get 1/2 of a guy's money and more! It appeared to me they both worked - her career was just more successful than this which doesn't mean a thing when splitting up the $, other than that the judge may look at her ability to earn being better than his so he gets more than 50%! (she was good at shopping though wasn't she?). I say good for Nick, take her for all she's worth! She's a dipshit and he thinks with his weiner.
OMG, I would have paid at the theatre to see Chestica on Cheaters, LMAO. That would have been some great entertainment!!!!!
I gotta jump back in. There's no way he doesn't deserve half of her loot! Not that I am a fan of either one of these idiots, but it works both ways.
If Nick had most of the money, you just know Papa Joe would have a dozen lawyers on his ass.
I'm a woman but I agree with others -- for every trophy wife who got 50%+ by claiming they "contributed to their husband's success" -- he should go after her cash. If it's good for women it should be good for men too.
She allowed her dad to screw up her marriage. Papa Joe was also the one who told her not to sign a prenup because Nick made more money, not she could possible lose millions. She seriously needs to cut her professional ties with her dad. He's going to continually screw up her relationships and anything else she tries to do. And he seems like a perv.
Bitch is screwed, Nick should rake her whore ass over the coals
Of course he deserves half! It was their MARRIAGE that made her a star. If Newlyweds hadn't aired she'd still be begging for some publicity.
Look everybody...Chestica is working "Surgically Altered Chic!" Love the girl...
well, 3 years is a long time to be married!
Anon 12:25 is absolutely right without Nick she would still be the land of the has beens.
Not really has beens- more like never was.
I love the fact that he's about to get half. Whether any of you think he deserves it or not, fuck it, they live in California so it's tough shit for Jessica. That's what she gets. I think she ruined the marriage. I LOVED watching Newlyweds but I knew the bitch was too stupid for him to stay with her. Towards the final season you could tell how she had changed. Her ego is out of control and she treated him like shit. She can sing but that's it. She can go suck a fat one.
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