Why is she so big and yet so not fat??? It's like the 8th wonder of the world. Admittedly, sometimes I (5 foot 2) feel big but not fat...weird.
Dude, bitch is SO fat now. How can you have that much money and let yourself go like that? WHY IS SHE SO FAT!? Is anybody telling her how fat she is?!
I thought we already agreed that its prednisone.
I just noticed how fucking BIG Michael K's nose is.
GET A NOSEJOB
BTW are you a JEW???
To wake up this bitchy, this early M.K. Can't wait for later on in the day. She is a g-rated Courtney Love though.
noone is wearing pink this year. at least anyone with class.
did you stretch these pictures? her proportions aren't humanly possible
Its not prednisone. Its a psychiatric drug of some kind that causing her to gain weight and hold water.
MicahelK does not have a big nose...and i thought he was a jew too, but he's much cooler that that.
She's got to drop the Maybelline pink blusher and lipstick. It makes her face look fatter.
MichaelK is hot, leave him alone.
she used to have a decent figure..
why the hell would she let it go??
she's a fatty alright
Ok, she is NOT fat! She is thick! And she has an obsession with the showing of her skin, I don't get it. But one would think if it's cold enough for gloves, say a winter coat, god-awful Sasquatch boots; it's certainly cold enough to pull ones shirt down and zip ones freaking too small coat--what gives!
I love her voice!
Smooches!
only in aspen can you wear those boots and not be subject a stoning.
Kellyleigh: You're forgetting Jordan's wedding. Remember? That was CLASSY!
those boots are ridiculous
You'd be surprised how many women are wearing just those boots in New York City.
She has the white shirt underneath tied in a knot at the bottom-who would think to do that in 2005? She looks swollen all over,not fat. What would we do with out our Mimi?
i wanted boots like that for the pool party i went to on tuesday. blue ones...would have gone so good with my costume.
those boots are everywhere, trust me.
and no one looks good in them.
Perpetual teenager... at least in HER mind. She's delusional.
she's a mess.
OMG...with her long hair and all that pink, I just realized who she looks like...Miss Piggy!!
(with apologies to Maurice Chevalier)
Mimi.....you're getting fat....like a cat...with a couple birds in.
Mimi.....you're blowing up...like an army truck.....with hidden Kurds in.
Mimi.....while your smile...is a mile...your face is a while... from side to side.
Mimi....we like your grin...but it's a sin....that it's so thin...but yet so wide.
Mimi....please don't do lunch...skip a bunch....don't even munch...those pizza sticks.
Mimi....you won't grow weak...if you don't speak...for many a week....about those salt licks.
well, I'm not sure anybody can relate to this li'l ditty, but...oh well.
oh man, I used to love her legs, I wanted a pair of legs like those, are they fat too?, she's expanding and emancipating too much.
Gross.
Those boots on her feet remind me of those pink coconut marshmallow covered cupcakes from Hostess. When she gets hungry, she takes a bite of her boots. 
WTF happened to her and dosen't she have enough money to hire a stylist who can give her proper advice?
Looking at her reminds me of that caption Michael K. wrote in a past posting, "Who invited the retarted girl?"
Fmouie: I was thinking about your gift this morning - disturbing huh?
Anyway, you should start a line of nasty greeting cards... Ones that say how we bitches sometimes REALLY feel.
Look I'm not the best looking dude...SO I don't where a SPEEDO on the beach. Maybe Mariah should where something a little more flattering. Her tummy does look like a pork belly at this point...Hmmm..."Farmer Chic!"
FMouie: that is your finest work ever. Bonus points for using "hidden Kurds".
I think she is big-boned (always was) and now is swollen like a ballon, that is why she is so big and puffy, but yet no rolls of fat.
FARMER CHIC!
If you're fat, you shouldn't wear big puffy shit like what she's got on. Big fat boots, big fat jacket, fat shirt...no wait, those are her ginormo tits. Retain water much? One thing I will say though, is that even though this bitch is fat, she is proportional. Usually when people get fat, they get a fat ass or hips or stomach, but she is big all over, which I guess is why some people are exalting her as "curvy" and "sexy". Must be the boob job. There is still no excuse for letting yourself blow up like this, unless there's a serious medical condition at hand. Mimi, take off the puffy shit, and get thee to a gym!
MizRo.....
haha. I actually gave that some thought some time ago. I would need a business partner to do the marketing etc. I'm not well versed in the marketing of my "talent" and stuff. Are you ready to manage? My only venture into business was DJ business I had for 15 years, but it was relatively easy; telephone book ad and word-of-mouth. Not much, logostically, to do.
Can we tone down the anti-semetic rhetoric? You're all just jealous because us Jews are rich and all go to summer camp where we give our first (and last) handjobs. Bitches.
jan....
tks hon! I thought it might be too off-the-wall. Glad somebody "got" it.
Hey JoyDivision!
I looked up Blythe dolls, and wound up getting one for my daughter for Xmas. Now, I'm looking into more for her birthday. Gah!
If MK was jewish you wouldnt read his blog Rollerslut?
FMouie--I will manage/market you. That's what I do! Right now I do it for lawyers. Believe me, I bring in clients to pay these assholes $600/hour, your cards/song parodies would sell themselves.
Noni, they are addictive, watch out! but you & your daughter will be fighting over her. Wich one did you get?
Fmouie: Firstly, you should come up with a pitch e.g., a character a la 'Maxine'... Maybe a "Fmouie". Or an angle to pitch.
Secondly, patent the character or angle and the 'idea' behind the cards.
Thirdly, make some prototypes. With all the technology out there it would be cake.
Then take it to Hallmark or one of the well-known entities in the business OR (better in my opinion)shop them around to boutiques and emporiums that have a sense of humor.
Anyone know more about this?
Miz has the right idea. Forget Hallmark. They have their own creative dept, and are never ever going to look at anything outside it. The boutiques idea hits the nail on the head. Shop them around to a few boutiques whose clientelle would find them humorous, and ask if they will let you put them in there on consignment.
Look at her! She's all happy and shit, like the fat girl in 5th grade!
she just looks like a weird fashion teddy bear... what the hell happened to her!?!
MizRo...
wouldn't I need to make "prototypes" or samples? Requiring investment?
jdm....
hook me up! I'll work with you. If you're goofin' on me, I'm ready for the punchline. If you're serious, I would be open to a business arrangement with a generous mgr/agent (or whatever) compensatory agreement.
So I was watching "Saved by the bell" this morning, and Screech was wearing the exact same boots in black. I wonder if she has a bff robot named Kevin too?
oops...I just re-read and saw the prototype suggestion.....sorry.
where would I go to have the prototypes made? a regular printer? Staples? a pc program?
lilytomlin....
loved your Edith Ann
OH MY GOD.
My friend was a pharmacist at a hospital Mariah Carey was admitted to for some issue with her GI tract. And apparently she was on antidepressants at that time. So if she is still on one, that could explain weight gain, as those drugs tend to make people pack on pounds, particularly certain ones. So, you all, don't be mean. Depression is no joke. Either way, I don't believe she looks fat exactly. Just a bit chunky.
Fmouie: You can make the prototypes on your computer with PrintShop - PrintShop software enables you to make greeting cards, signs, business cards, labels, calendars, etc...
MizRo.....
hmmm!! Is PrintShop available commercially, or does it come standard on certain pc's?
FMouie, I think you should do them in Flash too, so they could be e-cards. Just an idea. Like that horrible saccharin Jackie Lawson e-card site, but edgy, bitchy ones!
I can't stop laughing at these pictures! I feel so good about myself! While SSRI's do cause weight gain, there's a way to manage that. Exercise and diet!
Joy - Lounging Lovely. She was the only full-sized brunette that spoke to me. I can tell they're addicting. Daughter's birthday is at the end of February, and I'm already looking for another.
Those boots are tragic. To be in Aspen with boots like those!
Fmouie: you can buy the PrintShop software at any tech store and just load it onto your 'puter.
She's not really fat, just not a stick like most other celebs. If she wants to eat, let her eat.
Noni, Lounging Lovely is my Gravatar pic, except she was customized to look like that. Her eye chips were replaced, weave, and special outfit. Rendevous Chou Chou is coming out soon I want her bad. She is a CwC though she will be hard to get.
She has a good head start on being the biggest blimp in Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade for 2006!
Shes gaining too much confidence. She does dress like an idiot. I feel a breakdown coming sometime before April.
For all the pics of of the blythe dolls in release date order go to: UK.geocities.com/magicnightrhiannon/blythe-doll-
releases-pics.html.
MizRo.......
thanks! as soon as I get a new pc after the year, I'll def. look into it. Tks.
Good Luck, Fmouie... I wish you a prosperous 2006!
The problem with Mariah is, she doesn't know how to dress appropriately for her weight, body type, and age...so she ends up looking like a fool...if she quit showing us the goodies, she wouldn't look so damn "portly."
Mariah always has that same idiotic smile on her face. Someone should do one of those hypnotic photo montages where a bunch of her pictures are shown in rapid succesion... what are those damn things called? We've seen one of Paris Hilton and one of Lindsay Lohan.
MizRo...
ty mon ami. And, I wish the same for you.
jd I tried the link and it went nowhere. So I did a little sleuthing and it looks like you left out the "k" in "magick".
This link should work, except now I'm getting a "Temporarily Unavailable" msg.
guys - if you are serious, check this out: www.heymikeyboy.com This is a friend of mine, and he created the character you see, Randolf the Butt-Nosed Reindeer. It basically started out very small, but now he goes to the gift shows and works very hard to get his cards into the retail chains and is able to make his living off the cards.
Fmouie: Merci.
Hehehe...where I live, people would call this bitch skinny!! I must be a death camp survivor, then!
If you're cold, cover your damn belly. If you're not cold, you shouldn't be wearing those boots and that jacket. I don't even think teenagers would wear that with their bellies showing. I so don't like her, she freaks me out.
She's like an 11 year old girl trapped in a 40 year old womans body. She's all about pink and butterflies and charmbracelets and gigantic titties..
Paula:
Your'e so smart thats right, scroll down and click on the picture archive and it will show them in succesion. Sometimes it is temporarily unavailable but usualy only for a couple of minutes. Luv ya Paula.
Scroll to the very bottom, where it says, Picture archive of al Neo Blythe releases. The ones in red are yet to be released.
OMG! Those Boots! I was walking behind a lady with boots like that on 6th avenue...I seriously thought about throwing trash at her..I mean if you don't mind wearing trash then someone throwing trash at you shouldn't be sooo bad, right?
tushkin
i'm just saying that MK is a mix like yours truley and i need to stick up for us...us against the pure breeds.
ew...white people.
FMouie, I am so NOT goofing on you.
You have talent.
thanks jd I see the list now! You're a sweetie!
Maybe she is expecting? Hmmmmmmm?
weight gain in all the right places for something like that...
Whatever. I'd hit it. At least she's smiling and looks happy, not like all the other fucking miserable anorexic trolls you see everywhere.
And the thing is, she has the body type for women who show pregnancy weight gain everywhere-she is a rather rounded shape and those are the types that show weight gain in the face, the stomach, the hips, the butt...good times!
jdm....
Thanks very much.
those boots were all the craze last year over here in england. i haven't seen many so far so i think they're done. i once saw a woman wearing them with jeans over them, it looked like she had bear feet. now whenever i see them that's all i can think of!!! on topic, she is fat but not, i don't get it?
I love me some Mimi, but that outfit has got to go!
brent, I bet she is happy. Antidepressants tend to make you happy. Good for her.
Michael K....your freaking brillant! Your site always makes me laugh. Ya tell it like it is and thats so bloody refreshing.....is still laughing at the mimi comment
Fat people are totally gross. Certain opera singers excluded of course.
Um........this is trailer trash at its best. The eyebrows, the skankwear, the really, really BAD boob job. If I were her, I'd be suing the plastic surgeon who put those things in. Way too far apart and they sag a bit. I'd rather look at a road accident. Or in her case, a train wreck!
I hate the boots! I live in Arkansas so they're just now hitting it big down here. Ewww so gross! I'm so over them! And gauchos (sp?) with boots are gross too! Well gauchos are gross period. And tights! I hate tights! Ewww I don't want to see Mariah in tights!!! Well she prolly won't start wearing them until another 2 years from now.
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