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Not a caption, just a comment.
I can't wait till humans have gone from the planet.
Genevieve |
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12.22.05 - 1:14 pm | #
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Chestica botoxed her trout lips one too many times.
bunnicula |
12.22.05 - 1:14 pm | #
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Parasite Hilton is jealous because this fish has two mouths, thus can fit more dicks.
LB |
12.22.05 - 1:15 pm | #
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Jessica Simpson got a little too excited about the three for one special at the doctors office
kelditty |
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12.22.05 - 1:17 pm | #
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This is what happens when Paris Hilton pees in the Ocean.
albz |
12.22.05 - 1:18 pm | #
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Jessica Simpson gives the camera a smile.
TQ |
12.22.05 - 1:18 pm | #
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Genevieve, I love animals too and I understand your point but look closely, I don't know that this has anything to do with toxic waste, it may be a genetic error.
Patsy |
12.22.05 - 1:18 pm | #
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umm too scary to comment cuz you know they serve that East River shit down in china town or in my fish tacos.
Boring Boy |
12.22.05 - 1:21 pm | #
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Do I need braces?
Tushkin |
12.22.05 - 1:21 pm | #
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Oh hellz yeah Boring Boy
Michael K |
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12.22.05 - 1:22 pm | #
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upon seeing this photo, charlie sheen became a pescetarian.
nickyt |
12.22.05 - 1:22 pm | #
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OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!
hahaha |
12.22.05 - 1:25 pm | #
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Today's special - Twin Lakes trout
buttercup |
12.22.05 - 1:26 pm | #
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Madonna's snatch speaks out.
Sells its story to Star magazine.
Geneviève..................... |
12.22.05 - 1:27 pm | #
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Parasite Hilton's nasty bits...both holes stretched beyond repair and smelling like fish.
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 1:28 pm | #
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Paris Hilton's newest pet...and boyfriend.
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 1:29 pm | #
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Parasite Hilton's box not only smells like a fish----it actually looks like one.
mydentedhalo |
12.22.05 - 1:31 pm | #
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TomKat's new baby!
ChiliGurl |
Homepage |
12.22.05 - 1:32 pm | #
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Sushi anyone?
sassafrass |
12.22.05 - 1:36 pm | #
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Holmes has reached full term with her spawn - and we now welcome her bouncing unisex slimy baby
Katie |
12.22.05 - 1:37 pm | #
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MK, can you create a link solely to house "The CAPTION THIS Contest!" I keep trying to find the ones I 'entered' and I can't find them...it's just a thought...
MAKE IT HAPPEN U HOTSLUT!! Hehehe
Smooches!
Mika |
12.22.05 - 1:41 pm | #
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Great, not only can he give great head, but can suck your balls at the same time. I love evolution.
Ross B |
12.22.05 - 1:42 pm | #
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Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Ross B |
12.22.05 - 1:43 pm | #
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This is what happens when Paris Hilton pees in the Ocean.
albz | 12.22.05 - 1:18 pm | #
Jessica Simpson got a little too excited about the three for one special at the doctors office
kelditty | Homepage | 12.22.05 - 1:17 pm | #
very Funny!
Shasti M. |
12.22.05 - 1:44 pm | #
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Does someone smell trout?
I Heart Michael K |
12.22.05 - 1:45 pm | #
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what came out of paris hilton's ass during her colon cleanse.
CucinaCootchie |
12.22.05 - 1:46 pm | #
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Intelligent design.
Eponine |
12.22.05 - 1:50 pm | #
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lol eponine!
Gill is popular at his all male school (groan, I hate myself, I had to do it)
Anonymous |
12.22.05 - 1:53 pm | #
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What happens when you cross Jessica Simpson's lips with Paris Hilton's vagina: A Fish that Talks out of its Ass!
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 1:55 pm | #
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J. Simp post-Nick
Anonymous |
12.22.05 - 1:56 pm | #
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Fish Head,Fish Head,
Roly, Poly, Fish Head
Fish Head, Fish Head,
Eat Them Up Yum!
Anyone know that song??
Pandemonium |
12.22.05 - 1:57 pm | #
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The winner of the Three Mile Island Fishing Contest.
Loozer |
12.22.05 - 1:57 pm | #
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Two-for-One Special: Dinner and a Blow Job
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 1:59 pm | #
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Pamela Anderson loves her new double mouth surgery! Now she can give BJs and talk at the same time!
Kristen |
12.22.05 - 2:02 pm | #
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Fishsticks Paltrow opens her big mouth again.
'tis smelly |
12.22.05 - 2:02 pm | #
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What swam out of Jordan's coochie
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 2:03 pm | #
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First Harvey, followed by horses impaling humans - to death! then a Panda eating cake with a fork & Chocolate Lab/MiMi Hybrids, now fishes with fucked up Grills... these are all signs of the Armageddon - I'm now convinced Katie Holmes is carrying Satan's spawn! And Satan has a thing for Talk show sofas and opportunistic paparazzi...
Shasti M. |
12.22.05 - 2:03 pm | #
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^Oh Shit, Pandemoniun, isn't that from Saturday Night Live or something? I know I have heard it before. Damn.
Geneviève..................... |
12.22.05 - 2:03 pm | #
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Tara Reid's new look- one for sucking, one for blowing.
MPLS |
12.22.05 - 2:05 pm | #
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Two fishy too comment.......
DarkSided Slut |
12.22.05 - 2:06 pm | #
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Tom's pet fish, speaks for it as well.
Jill |
12.22.05 - 2:07 pm | #
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Every man's nightmare: a woman with a great set of gills who can suck a mean cock and never stop bitching at him at the same time!
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 2:09 pm | #
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Every man's nightmare: a woman with a great set of gills who can suck a mean cock and never stop bitching at him at the same time!
2pinkballoons | 12.22.05 - 2:09 pm | #
FUNNY!
Shasti M. |
12.22.05 - 2:10 pm | #
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Pandemonium...I totally remember that song!! The video on MTV used to crack my ass up!
ChiliGurl |
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12.22.05 - 2:10 pm | #
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We all knew that Tom Cruise's home ultrasounds were a baaaad idea!
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 2:13 pm | #
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After years of people whispering that "Somthing smells like fish" whenever they were around her; Paris Hilton finally discovered her most recent pet in the depths of her cunt.
Peter A |
12.22.05 - 2:14 pm | #
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Shasti M....
I agree with your choices!
FMouie |
12.22.05 - 2:17 pm | #
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The Olsen Twins before separation.
GG's Avatar |
12.22.05 - 2:18 pm | #
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2pink 2:03.....

FMouie |
12.22.05 - 2:18 pm | #
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Tail bait HAHAHAHAHA! 
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 2:19 pm | #
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cock(and ball)sucker
corlin |
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12.22.05 - 2:20 pm | #
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here ya go http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218976/
Anonymous |
12.22.05 - 2:21 pm | #
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corlin 
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 2:22 pm | #
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Microscopic sample of Paris Hilton's PAP smear!!!
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 2:23 pm | #
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The first documented case of mouth herpes on a 2-mouthed sucker fish.
Anonymous |
12.22.05 - 2:26 pm | #
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is that your pussy i smell or is there a 2-mouthed fish nearby?
corlin |
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12.22.05 - 2:26 pm | #
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"Blinky"'s brother "Lippy".
FMouie |
12.22.05 - 2:30 pm | #
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schizophrenic fish
corlin |
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12.22.05 - 2:32 pm | #
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how bout plain ol WTF!
superview |
12.22.05 - 2:34 pm | #
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The manufacturers of the hugely successful "Party Pig" novelty doll have just announced the upcoming release of "FuckFace Fish."
corlin |
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12.22.05 - 2:36 pm | #
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No need to check, this fish is a girl! 
Kilo5714 |
12.22.05 - 2:37 pm | #
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OMG 2Pink all of your posts are hilarious!! :D Thanks for the laugh this morning.
~ohmy~ |
12.22.05 - 2:39 pm | #
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MK, can you create a link solely to house "The CAPTION THIS Contest!" I keep trying to find the ones I 'entered' and I can't find them...it's just a thought...
Mika |
12.22.05 - 2:40 pm | #
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This was happens when fish try 'doggy style'!
Mika |
12.22.05 - 2:42 pm | #
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A Fish Called Wanna.
Doobus |
12.22.05 - 2:47 pm | #
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Male Fish: Yeah, you like dat don'tcha, bitch!
Female Fish: Oh yeah, I like it like dat!
Male Fish: This is some good coosh, but damn, next time do something bout the smell!
Female Fish: Oh yeah, that feels so damn good--what smell?
Male Fish: Damn bitch, you smell like a fish!
Female Fish: Yeah, work it daddy! Is that so, wait to you see what I taste like!
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Male Fish: I smell something fishy.
Female Fish: Oh, your mother’s in the bathroom.
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Male Fish: I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse!
Female Fish: Will you settle for fish instead?
Mika |
12.22.05 - 3:00 pm | #
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term Double Header!!
Jeff |
12.22.05 - 3:01 pm | #
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not a caption, but a joke this reminds me of....
God: "Adam, where's Eve?"
Adam: "She's swimming in the lake."
God: "Great! Now the fish will smell funny."
FMouie |
12.22.05 - 3:03 pm | #
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Chestica had some side effects from her new fishy lips.
SamF |
12.22.05 - 3:17 pm | #
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Ladies and Gentlemen... the first offical photos of the alien fetus of Tom & Katie...
Clemensbaby |
Homepage |
12.22.05 - 3:29 pm | #
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don't cha wish your fishie had two mouths like me.
the pussy fush dolls |
Homepage |
12.22.05 - 3:35 pm | #
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Pandemonium... I remember the song and video. I think it was Barnes who did it. They used to play it on 120 Minutes.
jennifer |
12.22.05 - 3:45 pm | #
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"you don't go up there to fish Ennis Del Mar"
Yippy |
12.22.05 - 4:00 pm | #
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The result of Katie's auditing/editing/oxidizing/whatever-it's called.
Xenu is freeeee!!
Darla Darling |
12.22.05 - 4:00 pm | #
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Jennifer...
it was Barnes and Barnes. Half of that duo is Billy Mumi from Lost in Space, the 60's tv series.
FMouie |
12.22.05 - 4:03 pm | #
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Mr. Burns's plant is currently under investigation by the Springfield Parks and Wildlife board.
penguin |
12.22.05 - 4:03 pm | #
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The spawn of TomKat has arrived early for X-mas.
bdol78 |
12.22.05 - 4:11 pm | #
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FMouie... That's pretty wild.
Hey, the strike is over!!!
jennifer |
12.22.05 - 4:20 pm | #
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TWO PINK BALLOONS You are KILLING ME!!!!! Someone stop TWO PINK BALLOONS LO!L!!!!
InfoBitch |
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12.22.05 - 4:23 pm | #
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it is intersting how this fish, coho salmon, I think, managed to survive. I wonder if it ate from both mouths or just one, yet opened both instinctively. I think it's a shame that it was allowed to die without being studied for it's behavioral instincts etc.
ps. Wonder if it tasted good?
FMouie |
12.22.05 - 4:24 pm | #
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"A rainbow trout fished out of Holmes Lake in Lincoln, Neb., on Dec. 17, 2005, features a double mouth. Clarence Olberding, 57, of Lincoln, wasn't just telling a fisherman's fib when he called over another angler to look at the two-mouthed trout. It weighed in at about a pound. Olberding, who plans to smoke and eat the fish, said the hook was in the upper mouth, and that the lower one did not appear to be functional."
So Hot |
12.22.05 - 4:31 pm | #
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2pink....
ok 2pink. Stop killing InfoBitch. Stop the madness!!
But, don't stop the funnies! You da woman!
FMouie |
12.22.05 - 4:36 pm | #
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so hot.......
thanks for the update!!
FMouie |
12.22.05 - 4:36 pm | #
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No prob...I found it on Yahoo - it was the #1 most emailed picture of the day...thought you all would like the ACTUAL back ground on the fish... 
So Hot |
12.22.05 - 4:39 pm | #
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now paris hilton can give 2 blow jobs at one time
xoxo143 |
12.22.05 - 4:52 pm | #
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The Olsens are reincarnated. This time it's pescenal.
FMouie |
12.22.05 - 5:13 pm | #
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Somebody go revive InfoBitch stat!
Ready? CLEAR!!!
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 5:16 pm | #
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"A rainbow trout fished out of Holmes Lake in Lincoln, Neb., on Dec. 17, 2005, features a double mouth. Clarence Olberding, 57, of Lincoln, wasn't just telling a fisherman's fib when he called over another angler to look at the two-mouthed trout. It weighed in at about a pound. Olberding, who plans to smoke and eat the fish, said the hook was in the upper mouth, and that the lower one did not appear to be functional."
So Hot | 12.22.05 - 4:31 pm | #
Just goes to show, we are polluting the waters so badly that before long, all us fisheaters will be glowing in the dark from all of the toxins ingested by the fish. Who knows what other mutants lurk under the murky waters. Maybe I should pitch that one to H'wood...the next horror movie is the food we eat!
2pinkballoons |
12.22.05 - 5:37 pm | #
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What Tara read always blames it on!
Suzy CreamCheese |
12.22.05 - 6:11 pm | #
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What Tara Reid always blames it on!
There - much better.
Suzy CreamCheese |
12.22.05 - 6:12 pm | #
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Now presenting the spawn of TomKat
Marqariley |
12.22.05 - 6:15 pm | #
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Chestica has met her match!
Rach |
12.22.05 - 6:41 pm | #
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Katie Holmes blows out her birthday candles.
Ashley |
12.22.05 - 7:04 pm | #
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Finally, something else that rivals Mariah Carey in both body odor and the double chin syndrome.
Ilsa |
12.22.05 - 9:04 pm | #
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The Fish Heads song...hell yeah, I remember this! Anyone who has never heard it absolutely MUST go smoke some crack and download it immediately!
I mean, with lyrics like this, how can you NOT have it in your collection? Trust me though, the effect is even better with the actual song.
"Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum
In the morning laughing, happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup *ding!*
Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum
Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they...can't...talk
Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum
I took a fish head out to see a moooovie
Didn't have to pay to get it in *ding!*
They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums
Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum
Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
in Italian restaurants with Oriental women
Yeahhhh
Ilsa |
12.22.05 - 9:09 pm | #
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Heath, next time I want to be on top.
Damali |
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12.22.05 - 9:51 pm | #
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Looks nasty.
Heemi |
12.22.05 - 11:16 pm | #
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One can spit-
One can swallow-
Linob |
12.23.05 - 12:10 am | #
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I would NOT hit it!
2pinkballoons |
12.23.05 - 7:23 am | #
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Just to anyone who's interested- it's not to do with toxic waste or watever, the fish has had it's throat sliced open, and all that gunk in it is it's food, as fish chew food in their throat.
Dragonfly |
12.23.05 - 8:24 am | #
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You know.......
I hate to nitpick, but I SWEAR, by all that is holy and sexy; I SAW a fish head sitting in a restaurant with a chinese menu in his hand!!!
Oh wait....that was a werewolf if London. Sorry, my bad.
FMouie |
12.23.05 - 8:31 am | #
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Rare species found in Star Jones bath water.
Karen hearts Obby |
12.23.05 - 11:39 am | #
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JOJOJO!
I wish you a Merry Christmas
to ev'ry one on Dlisted
I wish you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year.
Fun readings to you, and pics to laugh loud
I'm wishing a Merry Christmas
to the Dlisted crowd.
I hope you catch no syphlis
and no pains in your pissmas
and more fun than thiswas
to think up, and say.
I wish you all, a great time
and great sex that yule find
I wish you a Merry Christmas
and friends that are dear.
FMouie |
12.23.05 - 12:13 pm | #
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Double the head Double the pleasure
Andrea |
12.23.05 - 6:33 pm | #
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yoy know what they say, "two holes are better than one"...
RG |
12.24.05 - 3:14 am | #
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Excellent Caption!
Patsy |
12.24.05 - 12:25 pm | #
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