Gravatar Not a caption, just a comment.
I can't wait till humans have gone from the planet.


Gravatar Chestica botoxed her trout lips one too many times.


Gravatar Parasite Hilton is jealous because this fish has two mouths, thus can fit more dicks.


Gravatar Jessica Simpson got a little too excited about the three for one special at the doctors office


Gravatar This is what happens when Paris Hilton pees in the Ocean.


Gravatar Jessica Simpson gives the camera a smile.


Gravatar Genevieve, I love animals too and I understand your point but look closely, I don't know that this has anything to do with toxic waste, it may be a genetic error.


Gravatar umm too scary to comment cuz you know they serve that East River shit down in china town or in my fish tacos.


Gravatar Do I need braces?


Gravatar Oh hellz yeah Boring Boy


Gravatar upon seeing this photo, charlie sheen became a pescetarian.


Gravatar OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!


Gravatar Today's special - Twin Lakes trout


Gravatar Madonna's snatch speaks out.
Sells its story to Star magazine.


Gravatar Parasite Hilton's nasty bits...both holes stretched beyond repair and smelling like fish.


Gravatar Paris Hilton's newest pet...and boyfriend.


Gravatar Parasite Hilton's box not only smells like a fish----it actually looks like one.


Gravatar TomKat's new baby!


Gravatar Sushi anyone?


Gravatar Holmes has reached full term with her spawn - and we now welcome her bouncing unisex slimy baby


Gravatar MK, can you create a link solely to house "The CAPTION THIS Contest!" I keep trying to find the ones I 'entered' and I can't find them...it's just a thought...

MAKE IT HAPPEN U HOTSLUT!! Hehehe

Smooches!


Gravatar Great, not only can he give great head, but can suck your balls at the same time. I love evolution.


Gravatar Double your pleasure, double your fun!


Gravatar This is what happens when Paris Hilton pees in the Ocean.
albz | 12.22.05 - 1:18 pm | #

Jessica Simpson got a little too excited about the three for one special at the doctors office
kelditty | Homepage | 12.22.05 - 1:17 pm | #


very Funny!


Gravatar Does someone smell trout?


Gravatar what came out of paris hilton's ass during her colon cleanse.


Gravatar Intelligent design.


Gravatar lol eponine!
Gill is popular at his all male school (groan, I hate myself, I had to do it)


Gravatar What happens when you cross Jessica Simpson's lips with Paris Hilton's vagina: A Fish that Talks out of its Ass!


Gravatar J. Simp post-Nick


Gravatar Fish Head,Fish Head,
Roly, Poly, Fish Head
Fish Head, Fish Head,
Eat Them Up Yum!


Anyone know that song??


Gravatar The winner of the Three Mile Island Fishing Contest.


Gravatar Two-for-One Special: Dinner and a Blow Job


Gravatar Pamela Anderson loves her new double mouth surgery! Now she can give BJs and talk at the same time!


Gravatar Fishsticks Paltrow opens her big mouth again.


Gravatar What swam out of Jordan's coochie


Gravatar First Harvey, followed by horses impaling humans - to death! then a Panda eating cake with a fork & Chocolate Lab/MiMi Hybrids, now fishes with fucked up Grills... these are all signs of the Armageddon - I'm now convinced Katie Holmes is carrying Satan's spawn! And Satan has a thing for Talk show sofas and opportunistic paparazzi...


Gravatar ^Oh Shit, Pandemoniun, isn't that from Saturday Night Live or something? I know I have heard it before. Damn.


Gravatar Tara Reid's new look- one for sucking, one for blowing.


Gravatar Two fishy too comment.......


Gravatar Tom's pet fish, speaks for it as well.


Gravatar Every man's nightmare: a woman with a great set of gills who can suck a mean cock and never stop bitching at him at the same time!


Gravatar Every man's nightmare: a woman with a great set of gills who can suck a mean cock and never stop bitching at him at the same time!
2pinkballoons | 12.22.05 - 2:09 pm | #
FUNNY!


Gravatar Pandemonium...I totally remember that song!! The video on MTV used to crack my ass up!


Gravatar We all knew that Tom Cruise's home ultrasounds were a baaaad idea!


Gravatar After years of people whispering that "Somthing smells like fish" whenever they were around her; Paris Hilton finally discovered her most recent pet in the depths of her cunt.


Gravatar Shasti M....

I agree with your choices!


Gravatar The Olsen Twins before separation.


Gravatar 2pink 2:03.....





Gravatar Tail bait HAHAHAHAHA!


Gravatar cock(and ball)sucker


Gravatar here ya go http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218976/


Gravatar corlin


Gravatar Microscopic sample of Paris Hilton's PAP smear!!!


Gravatar The first documented case of mouth herpes on a 2-mouthed sucker fish.


Gravatar is that your pussy i smell or is there a 2-mouthed fish nearby?


Gravatar "Blinky"'s brother "Lippy".


Gravatar schizophrenic fish


Gravatar how bout plain ol WTF!


Gravatar The manufacturers of the hugely successful "Party Pig" novelty doll have just announced the upcoming release of "FuckFace Fish."


Gravatar No need to check, this fish is a girl!


Gravatar OMG 2Pink all of your posts are hilarious!! :D Thanks for the laugh this morning.


Gravatar MK, can you create a link solely to house "The CAPTION THIS Contest!" I keep trying to find the ones I 'entered' and I can't find them...it's just a thought...


Gravatar This was happens when fish try 'doggy style'!


Gravatar A Fish Called Wanna.


Gravatar Male Fish: Yeah, you like dat don'tcha, bitch!

Female Fish: Oh yeah, I like it like dat!

Male Fish: This is some good coosh, but damn, next time do something bout the smell!

Female Fish: Oh yeah, that feels so damn good--what smell?

Male Fish: Damn bitch, you smell like a fish!

Female Fish: Yeah, work it daddy! Is that so, wait to you see what I taste like!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Male Fish: I smell something fishy.

Female Fish: Oh, your mother’s in the bathroom.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Male Fish: I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse!

Female Fish: Will you settle for fish instead?


Gravatar Gives a whole new meaning to the term Double Header!!


Gravatar not a caption, but a joke this reminds me of....

God: "Adam, where's Eve?"

Adam: "She's swimming in the lake."

God: "Great! Now the fish will smell funny."


Gravatar Chestica had some side effects from her new fishy lips.


Gravatar Ladies and Gentlemen... the first offical photos of the alien fetus of Tom & Katie...


Gravatar don't cha wish your fishie had two mouths like me.


Gravatar Pandemonium... I remember the song and video. I think it was Barnes who did it. They used to play it on 120 Minutes.


Gravatar "you don't go up there to fish Ennis Del Mar"


Gravatar The result of Katie's auditing/editing/oxidizing/whatever-it's called.

Xenu is freeeee!!


Gravatar Jennifer...


it was Barnes and Barnes. Half of that duo is Billy Mumi from Lost in Space, the 60's tv series.


Gravatar Mr. Burns's plant is currently under investigation by the Springfield Parks and Wildlife board.


Gravatar The spawn of TomKat has arrived early for X-mas.


Gravatar FMouie... That's pretty wild.

Hey, the strike is over!!!


Gravatar TWO PINK BALLOONS You are KILLING ME!!!!! Someone stop TWO PINK BALLOONS LO!L!!!!


Gravatar it is intersting how this fish, coho salmon, I think, managed to survive. I wonder if it ate from both mouths or just one, yet opened both instinctively. I think it's a shame that it was allowed to die without being studied for it's behavioral instincts etc.


ps. Wonder if it tasted good?


Gravatar "A rainbow trout fished out of Holmes Lake in Lincoln, Neb., on Dec. 17, 2005, features a double mouth. Clarence Olberding, 57, of Lincoln, wasn't just telling a fisherman's fib when he called over another angler to look at the two-mouthed trout. It weighed in at about a pound. Olberding, who plans to smoke and eat the fish, said the hook was in the upper mouth, and that the lower one did not appear to be functional."


Gravatar 2pink....


ok 2pink. Stop killing InfoBitch. Stop the madness!!

But, don't stop the funnies! You da woman!


Gravatar so hot.......

thanks for the update!!


Gravatar No prob...I found it on Yahoo - it was the #1 most emailed picture of the day...thought you all would like the ACTUAL back ground on the fish...


Gravatar now paris hilton can give 2 blow jobs at one time


Gravatar The Olsens are reincarnated. This time it's pescenal.


Gravatar Somebody go revive InfoBitch stat!

Ready? CLEAR!!!


Gravatar "A rainbow trout fished out of Holmes Lake in Lincoln, Neb., on Dec. 17, 2005, features a double mouth. Clarence Olberding, 57, of Lincoln, wasn't just telling a fisherman's fib when he called over another angler to look at the two-mouthed trout. It weighed in at about a pound. Olberding, who plans to smoke and eat the fish, said the hook was in the upper mouth, and that the lower one did not appear to be functional."
So Hot | 12.22.05 - 4:31 pm | #

Just goes to show, we are polluting the waters so badly that before long, all us fisheaters will be glowing in the dark from all of the toxins ingested by the fish. Who knows what other mutants lurk under the murky waters. Maybe I should pitch that one to H'wood...the next horror movie is the food we eat!


Gravatar What Tara read always blames it on!


Gravatar What Tara Reid always blames it on!

There - much better.


Gravatar Now presenting the spawn of TomKat


Gravatar Chestica has met her match!


Gravatar Katie Holmes blows out her birthday candles.


Gravatar Finally, something else that rivals Mariah Carey in both body odor and the double chin syndrome.


Gravatar The Fish Heads song...hell yeah, I remember this! Anyone who has never heard it absolutely MUST go smoke some crack and download it immediately!

I mean, with lyrics like this, how can you NOT have it in your collection? Trust me though, the effect is even better with the actual song.

"Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum

In the morning laughing, happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup *ding!*

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they...can't...talk

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum

I took a fish head out to see a moooovie
Didn't have to pay to get it in *ding!*

They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum

Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
in Italian restaurants with Oriental women
Yeahhhh


Gravatar Heath, next time I want to be on top.


Gravatar Looks nasty.


Gravatar One can spit-
One can swallow-


Gravatar I would NOT hit it!


Gravatar Just to anyone who's interested- it's not to do with toxic waste or watever, the fish has had it's throat sliced open, and all that gunk in it is it's food, as fish chew food in their throat.


Gravatar You know.......

I hate to nitpick, but I SWEAR, by all that is holy and sexy; I SAW a fish head sitting in a restaurant with a chinese menu in his hand!!!

Oh wait....that was a werewolf if London. Sorry, my bad.


Gravatar Rare species found in Star Jones bath water.


Gravatar JOJOJO!

I wish you a Merry Christmas
to ev'ry one on Dlisted
I wish you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year.

Fun readings to you, and pics to laugh loud
I'm wishing a Merry Christmas
to the Dlisted crowd.

I hope you catch no syphlis
and no pains in your pissmas
and more fun than thiswas
to think up, and say.

I wish you all, a great time
and great sex that yule find
I wish you a Merry Christmas
and friends that are dear.


Gravatar Double the head Double the pleasure


Gravatar yoy know what they say, "two holes are better than one"...


Gravatar Excellent Caption!


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