and here i thought i was the only one up at this ungodly hour, getting ready to catch a flight.
have a safe trip, MK.
see you in 2006!
ps did that bitch use a bedazzler on that pillow? is jlo wearing blue eyeshadow or do i need to recalibrate my monitor? and will someone please give marc anthony a sandwich or stage an intervention? so many questions...
She looks like a hooker there, so Marc must be her pimp.
Anyway, have fun 
that bitch Mark is on death's door. Ugh gross!
By the by Perez Hiltons site sucks donkeys balls. It will soon die if he keeps that shit up.
Perez site totally sucks now. my new faves are
http://dlisted.blogspot.com
http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com
http://cityrag.blogs.com
http://wwtdd.com
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com
Dlisted is #1 foreva!
Merry Christmas!
Happy Hannukah!
Kickin' Kwanzaa!
Ho Ho Ho for your Holidays!
All the Best in the New Year!
Have a safe trip to CA! 
For gods sakes, is she auditioning for a clown role for Ringling? Someone get that girl some cold cream, STAT!!
Is blue eyeshadow back in?! Please, say no! I remember I used to wear shiny pale blue but I was 12 years old & didn't know any better. Just let the 70's go. It was a tacky decade for the most part...
yeah I've put an embargo on " Hollywood's most hated website".
Fucking joke.
I cant believe Perez begged his readers for a new camera when he was sent a brand new one only a few months ago.
Plus everytime he posts his ugly mug on or kisses celebrity ass I spew thru my nose.
Yuk yuk yuk.
P.S.
Happy travels Michael D. This is my faourite gossip blog. Your vernacular is trully original along with Rich of FourFour.
Cheers Papsmears!
..also I cant type cause I'm drunk after my work Christmas party.
Perez has some nerve asking for a digital camera.
is that cacee cobb on the left? how funny would that shit be?
Have fun in Cali! I'm in Italy right now, which is why I haven't been posting. Sometimes its really good to get out of your normal surroundings and clear your head.
Yeah, and Perez is such a Sea Hag.
MK, bring Toothy back for me!
Oh, and that pillow is the ugliest piece of shit ever.
Oh MK !! Have a safe trip !!!
I'm glad you'll still be posting in Cali !!
Have a safe trip and punch Star Jones in the face if you see her for me
Love,
s
Oh and if you see Paris Hilton give her a good old punch for me!!!
Who the fuck put her makeup on - Krusty the Clown?
Awwwwwwwwwwwww, MK I miss you so much already. Hurry back, and I Know you had a safe flight.
she looks like a worn out hooka with that stupid blue eye shadow and those stupid ass whore red blush cheeks..
what an idiot she is.. obviously her own "people" don't like her or they woulda told her..
Happy Holidays to all my D listed
pals,, what ever you celebrate....
do it well
You know they ditched the gift right after.
Bon Voyage MK!!
Oh, have a safe and FUN trip, MK!! Just don't desert us...we'd just die without you!! I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday-whatever you choose to celebrate!! 
She's wearing that make up for the movie, in the 60's and 70's that make up was the shit in Puerto Rico, she always looks like a clown anyways. Have a safe trip MK, have fun too.
so glad she is a brunette again!
Who did her makeup? Blue eyeshadow is tired!! Carmendy from What Not To Wear needs to give her a makeover.
DSS...thanks for the "happy holidays"...right back at ya! You said it right...
"what ever you celebrate....
do it well"
And MK...safe trip, sweetheart, see ya soon.
MK: Lots of love and holiday cheer to you and yours!
To my fellow Dlisters:
May your holidays be happy and bright. May 2006 bring health, happiness, and prosperity!
Ok, if it's for a movie then I can forgive her! Ha ha Very authentic 70's.
thanks heartsand flowers now I have to get off my ass and do some last minute shopping....
Happy Holidays to all you hot sluts of Dlisted.
Happy Holidays sluts!
MK xoxox Have a good one
Yeah, they're both dressed up (and made up) that way for the movie they're filming.
I don't think that she's back to being a brunette. I saw some pictures from the movie set and there was a wig that looked exactly like what her hair looks now.
Happy Holidays to the DLister faithfuls.....Michael K., you are the best present we all have each day for making everyday one to laugh our asses off and to share funny shit with each other....and for that, I am grateful. *a little tear in my eye*...
Have a safe trip and be a merry MF'r!
BTW, we know you wouldn't hit that corpse Marc Anthony, that would be like f**king a dead person and then you would be a necrophiliac, which is totally sick! You are to hot for that my friend!
Happy Holidays D-Listers! Thanks for makin' me laugh!
WHOA.
What concentration camp has Marc been held prisoner in?? I seriously thought those went out with the Nazis. When Dubya heres about this SOMEONE will get bombed.
If J.Lo really loved him she would let them suck some of the fat out of her ass cheeks and pump it in her emaciated husbands face cheeks.
Je t'adore, MK. And thanks for the many snorts & chuckles, D-Listers. We should form a company together, since we spend 8-5 together every day, anyhow. XO
MK, have fun in Cli and be safe there. I heard Star Jones might be there hunting for you , lol
And Happy Holidays to everyone !!
Another funny blog is richfamousandgross.com
The captions are hilarious
Happy Holidays from across the Atlantic!
I hope everyone has a nice one.
If your family is getting on your nerves, just take a deep breath and watch "Home for the Holidays". That is guaranteed to cheer you up.
And to comment on the post?
Everyone knows Marc Anthony was a big drug user back in the day. You name it, he snorted it.
J.Lo married a crackho. She is the new Whitney.
Hell to the NO!
anyone have any suggestions on some movies i should rent this weekend???
Happy Holidays & Love Too:
M.K. (safe trip)
Prettykitty (Happy job hunting)
Kristi ( I know you're there)
Ffleur ( the good one)
Paula ( My buddy)
Jan ( Invite me to Carnivale!)
Noni (Enjoy your new baby)
What genre do you like, Bored...?
umm nothing with blood n gutz and no porn...
lol
What in the holy FUCK is JWhore holding in those first couple of pictures. It looks like some kind of fossil to me. Lawd have mercy. I hope you have a non-eventful flight to the west side, Michael K. I'll keep you in my prayers this afternoon. And tell your mom we all love her!!
^Bored off MY Fricken Azz, here are four suggestions:
Garden State
The Weight of Water
Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
Don't forget, you can catch 'The Christmas Story' on I believe it is TNT for 24 hours straight on Saturday....Peter Billingsly as Ralphie, a classic! "You'll shoot your eye out!"
Also, the best christmas movie is Chevy Chase in 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation'...f**king AWESOME!!
Hey! We are having good weather here this week. have a safe trip and Hope to see you! Your site is the best!
Merry Christmas MK! Get your ass to church
Looks like a pathetic attempt at making a swanky throw pillow, hope there's rat poison in there you know Marc will be the first to go.
The umbrellas of Cherbourg, what a beautiful hyper femminine french flick, that movie made me want to become a designer, great choice.
Happy Holidays to all you sluts & bastards 'round here, you've all made my year bearable.
MK,
Love 2 u, hon!
I’m off to a Xtimas in the country fireplace and all, God I will be bored to death!!! I’m so gonna miss you all…LOVE!
anaKonda
have a great Christmas ana...
^joydivision, It happens to be one of my all time favorites! Catherine Deneuve is a goddess to me!
BTW, are you a fan of the band Joy Division, hence your name here? I am!
FMouie: How about a holiday song?
Yes I never want them to be forgotten. Groundbreaking and heartbreaking. It's so tragic such a person as Ian Curtis would choose such violent way out. He is very loved.
^No shit, JD, no shit! RIP Ian.
Geneviève ok thanks hun for the suggestions !!! and yes i always watch the christmas story one- it's soooooo funny....
Bored off my Fricken Azz, !
Just givin some love to my Dlisted counterparts Have a safe and Happy Holla day!
I wish you a Merry Christmas
to ev'ry one on Dlisted
I wish you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year.
Fun readings to you, and pics to laugh loud
I'm wishing a Merry Christmas
to the Dlisted crowd.
I hope you catch no syphlis
and no pains in your pissmas
and more fun than thiswas
to think up, and say.
I wish you all, a great time
and great sex that yule find
I wish you a Merry Christmas
and friends that are dear.
Oh no, who got em started this time, It's like the drunken uncle everybody dreads at the family X-MAS party.
The Plague checks in. The decides to start drinking to beat the rush...
Don't pull a RENFRO anyone!
(...goes off and pouts because PrettyKitty is ignoring him)
joydivision....
wow. sorry. I guess I've upset you somewhere along the way. Merry Christmas anyway.
JoyDivision, come on over! We'll go see the nakey people at Carnaval, and then retreat to a club that plays 80s music.
Fricken Bored, if you've never seen "Office Space", rent it. It is hilarious. If you want something brainier, I recommend "Before the Rain". It is a very interesting Macedonian movie, and although I can't really compare it, if you liked "Magnolia", you're gonna like this one.
No, I'm just a bitch. Call em as I see em.
Jan I soooo want to go! We'll have a blast. Does the water in the sink really drain counter clockwise ? Due to being below the equator, or is it just myth?
MK, come visit me...I'm in Cali....
Thanks, FMouie. I am still not in the spirit. Maybe it's because I am at work.
joy division
me too. However; this being Christmas, I'll reserve my retort for another time. ONE of us has to have some class.
jdm(ae?)
me too. But I love my job so it's not so bad.
jdmae....
how come the name change?
wow...that really bummed me out jdm. See ya after Christmas.
i hate work
I HATE IT
I am sooo BORED but at least we leave at noon today.. Yay!!
I hafta say tho since i did find this blog my day is more tolerable.. all of you make me laff so damm much and i need that!!
Merry Christmas you bitches at dlisted! MK I'm in L.A. Meet you at the Ivy!
You'll be on my side of the playground. It's 78 degrees out here. Hope you brought your flip flops.
Let's face it this is a gossip site, not much class there, righteous one.
MK you are hilarious! You keep me laughing all day!
Have a safe and wonderful trip out here to Cali, the weather is awesome. 78 degrees out, 15 foot waves out at the beach, we're chillen!
Mouie, I don't have a drunken Uncle, will you be mine? I'll leave out the Crown Royal Dinner is at 6:00. Another great poem. Your Christmas cards must be a lot of fun.
Merry Christmas everyone, and hugs to MK.
NaughtyVoyeur, your'e one sauce dame, but I thought you vanted to be left alone?
FMouie: no name change, stupid autofill. JDM is a nickname my dad calls me, which is an acronym (of sorts) of my first and middle names. The ae was not meant to go on there, but that's how I typed it this morning...oops.
They make us work here right up until 5. It's a Jewish firm. The managing partner laments that we close for Christmas at all. (We are off on Monday. We close with the Courts.)
meant saucy.
J-Lo look Fat-O or Preg-O
hey Mouie.. Happy Holiday you dirty old man you
awwww jdm that sux... if ya want, i could egg your boss' car !!!
I want to be left alone? Never. Especially not on the Holidays! And just because I don't have a drunken Uncle, doesn't mean the rest of us aren't sauced!! He'll blend right in.
Bored, stop by my house I have some eggs!! I get shotgun!
merry christmas to all! At work & enjoying reading these little things to break the monotony! Speaking of work, Office Space is a great movie! Hilarious! Fmouie your rhyme was cute sorry you took so much flack though I worry about your class/taste when I see comments you made about disgusting fml pictures on this site...i guess sensual is in the eye of the beholder too...one woman's trash (very trashy!) is another man's treasure! Whatever gets you through...
Thanks, Bored! He deserves much worse though...
Merry Christmas everyone!
MK, Have safe trip! Enjoy the weather!
MK it's beautiful out here in Cali right now ... sitting here looking at the Sierra Nevada mountain range right outside my back door all topped with snow ~ gorgeous!
It looks like Jenny gotta block ... of cement. Har har har! Actually tho', I think it's a scrapbook or photo album of some sort (see the second picture) perhaps documenting the love between she and the Skeletor.
Skeletor That's funny lisaaah. I agree, I thought it might be a scrapbook also. Which made me sad, if she does throw it away. That probably took her fan a long time to create.
She has no class! She will probably hang that in her bedroom. I would, however, wait till everyone was gong end trash it. lol.
I love how JLo surrounds only herself with ugly people. It only makes her attractive. Happy holidays MK!
YOU ALL DON'T KNOW CRAP ABOUT TRUE GHETTO! THAT IS NO CUSHION IT'S A PHOTO ALBUM/SCRAPBOOK. THAT'S HOW WE DO IN THE LATINO HOOD.
Sorry Rox, I see it now. It does look like a scrapbook. That shit looks like a magic carpet.
J-Lo is a hoodrat. I liked her better with P Diddy.
joydivison you're not only a bitch but a real cunt with no concept of Christmas and obviously a total asshole. youre not the only one that calls them as they see em. may you rot in misery for the rest of your apparent miserable exixtence
Me know who that is.
What a hypocrite , no concept of Christmas, and your spewing that garbage, please.
Gosh Joy, is that a fan of yours?
EX-FAN.
hey Roxy malibu, I'm latina and I've never recieved or given such a crappy gift, never, never, never, I knew it wasn't a cushion thought.
Happy Who-Har, Everybody!! Let's party like it's Friday!!
I agree perfect shot: Blackhaus with a spritz of cranberry juice, they're known as swedish fish & will get you toasted in no time.
Best shot ever:
The Blow Job
kahlua
Irish creme liquer
Whipped creme on top.
I'm in ....I'll have my fav, a Gray Goose Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred with two large olives on the pik.....Yum! Cheers to you all!
MMM, Olives now I'm craving tamales. Sinaloa style. Viva Mexico.
gheesh anonymous that seemed a bit harsh to joy...such profanity! The c-word! So much animosity so close to Christmas! Be Merry! Cheers!
Mystified...
Joy thats the perfect shot if you dont give a shit about calories, anyway.
Happy Holidays to all of my fellow DList bitches!
I think JLo looks really pretty.....very glamous!
Happy Holidays to you all! And Michael K, (and all the smart and clever posters with your refreshing wit) thanks for making me laugh so hard it hurts my stomach! Kisses!
I hope santa brings me
-star jones book "Shine"
-paris hilton's perfume Just Me
-and a big cheese log. What does everyone else want from Santa?
All I want for Christmas is a whole bunch of Vicodins. And also for MK and all my other DListed bitches (as well as all my fams and loved ones)to have a safe warm happy wonderful Holiday.
Fuck I'm sappy. Bring on the painkillers, bitches!
don't forget the oxycontins !
Have a safe flight MK!
Welcome to California!
Pour the red wine, bitches!
I agree Miss defied, My dad tried to set me on fire one time and I don't even hold that kind of animosity for him. Lighten up. Blow Jobs for everyone!
Me first!! Sometimes it is so much better to receive!!
Oh and Merry Christmas,Happy Hannukah to all, y'all at D-isted!
I bite.
Happy Holidays MK!! I hope you make it to CA safe! And Happy Holidays everyone here!
oh and Rabbit I want some pk's too so hook it up k? thanks. haha
J.LO looks very pretty in these pics. Marc Anthony on the other hand, looks like complete shit. I really don't understand what this woman sees in him.
Jenna I got your back. But first I have to get some myself! Shit! I'll meet you at that place that we go to sometimes? Ok.
I have no idea why those pictures are so funny but I am laughing so hard. Why take a picture with an album/pillow and pose with it 3 times?
To MK - Welcome to California! It's 65 degrees, baby, and the forcast for tomorrow is 76. That's cuz you make it hotter here, babe! Mwah!
To MK, Lahoma00, and all my Dlisted bitches and sluts - I wish you all a happy and safe holiday.
Thank you for making my everyday brighter.
xoxo,
LA
p.s. Here's a free holiday song you can enjoy and download if you'd like:
http://www.johnhoskinson.com/eug...eugene/
Xmas.htm
Have a wonderful holiday, MK, and get there safely! I love you!
I just wanted to thank Michael for the laughs every day... I don't know how I would get through the day @ work without this site! And thanks to all the commenters on the site as well... you guys make each day go by faster.... Happy Festivus to all!!!
Oh and if I may... a huge SU-FI to everyone If you know what I am talking about then you guys rock... if not then check out my homepage!
omg a few vics would def make the holidays a little brighter. Anyone else here a major pessimist and wishing they could just go to sleep and wake up on Jan.2? haha
Merry Christmas to all my sexy honies out there!! MK welcome to the west coast. Smooches...
in the words of our dear Sister..."hello to the ho ho ho." -Whitney Houston
wtf...i am now quoting that bitch. happy holidays jen and ren.
MK, Merry Christmas. I hope you had a safe flight and enjoy your trip.
He looks like an extra in Saturday Night Fever with that hair...
Been out Christmas shopping so I am filled with "holiday spirit"...
Happy Holidays to all my fellow D-listers...you make my days fun, albeit a bit obsessive about checking on this site...thanks, sluts!
Thanks to our beloved MK, have fun in CA...hug mom for us...your wittiness and snarkiness have charmed us all.
May you all get your heart's desire.
I made it in California y'all! Jesus decided not to kill me this time. Yay!
Missed you!!! Get a big ol In and out burger for me
Cool MK!
...Steady on the Egg Nog, and here's wishing you a delightful New Year's shag!....You are the best, most hottest slut ever!
all right MK have a greaT HOliday!
you slut you !
Oh goodie MK, glad you are OK.
Have fun with the family and relax.
Don't forget to take a ride down P.C.H. Don't forget the Florentine gardens (so ghetto). haha no way baby you're al IVY. Don't forget a ride on Mullholland at night. Spaghetti Factory, Tommy Burgers, 99.cent store (six pack of beer).
Who is that nasty girl with the pink scarf next to JLo?
Thats a scrapbook made by some fans, they gave it to her on the set of the movie, she really liked and appreciated it, they asked her to pose with it. You guys are so mean, sometimes Jennifer can be bad tempered and bitchy but overall she is really sweet and the pictures show it. I'm not a fan BTW but I know how she is and shes nowhere near as bad as people think.
Your friendship with my servant, Margaret Perrin, has saved your wayward soul this time, my son. Peace out.
JLO kills sweet animals for her fugly fashion line. She is old and fat and married to a dead man.
What the hell is with this new 80s look? What's she doing? No! Although, she looks better in these pictures than the ones from the set...shudder...and since when are her fans allowed near her?
I couldn't figure out what J-Lo was holding in that picture. A painting? A piece of wood with sparkles?
But now I understand its either a pillow or a scrapbook. Say what...?
Merry Christmas, Happy Christmas, Happy Holidays, and all the stuff to my snarky and much loved DListers! Especially the chief Elf; Michael K.
JoyDivision: you are such a doll (I'm the good one? but I try so hard to be naughty! Stamping my tiny foot)
FMouie: does that rhyme with phooey? I love your little rhymes and sexy missives.
Rollerslut: cute little slut!
2pinkballoons: so witty!
jdm: you little meatball!
prettykitty: you probably are.
Big Toe: the chin sends her love!
Geneviève: my fellow art-lover.
GetFlix, Plague & Brent: the only straight men on this board (along with FMouie). I love you for your courage.
Mizro: smooches!
Jan: ah, we are sisters.
DarksidedSlut: despite the name, you are good-hearted. You can't hide it from me.
Chiligurl: huge soul & spirit in one woman.
Pixiegaf: are you passed out drunk after writing your exams? Have a great Christmas friend!
LA: my fellow short goddess. You rock!
To any others I may have missed; I've enjoyed all your witty missives and have a wonderful holiday season!
ffleur!...Awwwww, thanks for the shout out girl!...I am educated and trained as an art historian/museum studies, that is why I LOVE art so much....I am always happy to see art gravatars online, it make the experience all the more enjoyable.
Happy Holidays to you to and a most prosperious New Year!
^oops, I meant "to you too..."
Damn, I must spell check before I press publish!
Yeah, I've never given/recieved one of those scrapbooks myself even though I'm Latina, but I sure as hell have seen plenty of them sitting in people'e homes as 'recuerdos' of weddings and quinceaneras. They're all over the place! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Have a safe trip.
And J.Lo's make-up is horrendous.
same to you ffleur have a great holiday
No wonder none of the trailer park girls could find any blue eyeshadow. JHo bought it all!!
Thanks, Ffleur! U2!
Marc has just brought her down. She has lost that Diva sparkle she used to have.. she's so generic now
Thanks, Ffleur! You too!
Ffleur! rock on!
Ohhh...she should've never fired her old makeup artist.
Ffleur: right back at ya. WITH additional hugs and sighs of agreement! *giggle*
throw it out girl! it's a bomb!
yikes!
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