"bottom of my foot". bwaaahaaa!
Wasn't she just with that fat oil heir? Is she pulling a Renee?
Oh she won't go through w/it!
i think he would look hot if he cut his hair really, really short...
seriously.
love,
elisa
What isn't she only 19? Shes seriously an idiot.
Why would you get married at 19?? I smell a PR stunt or he's seriously rich.
OMG!! Michael K, "...but please don't let them have kids. That kid will seriously look like the bottom of my foot and I haven't had a pedicure in like forever so that shit looks to' up."...that is the funniest shit and totally gross....But somehow it totally fits these two, crusty feet with toe jam....Oh shit, that could be the names for their first two children! 
.....*ugh*
Mischa = dumb ass
...oh, btw, I say that too, who the f**k in their right mind gets married at nineteen??...Oh but wait, by all accounts she isn't in her right mind anyway, look at who's proposal she accepted....She is as dumb as a box of rocks!
MISCHA BARTON IS SO EFFING UGLY IT KILLS ME TO LOOK AT HER EW
Hollywood gets married at 19. It's the shit over there.
She reminds me of an ostrich for some reason...
I've never watched that show she's on, is she good or no ??
MK glad to have you posting again !!!
So fucking funny!
I dont think she's ugly at all compared to the average mall population, I think she has an ugly soul, same with Paris, her sister, Nicole and Jennifer Aniston. They arent ugly. They make themselves so.
MK - the fact that you are in my time zone now rules - because I have the pleasure of these late afternoon posts - ussually my afternoon crawls because your ass is already at a bar, when I'm still at work. I'm a Cali-kid who tried the east coast for awhile, you'll be back too!
If he cut his hair really short, and then dipped himself in a vat of bleach, or acid to get rid of the Kimstew germs, he wouldn't be half bad. As for her, I don't think there's any hope.
c'mon. she is beatiful compared to paris, nicole, maniston, and jessica pimpton.
but yes she has some very bad choices.
She's cute, but stupid.
Who is this Cisco Adler guy?
They look like his-and-hers fungi.
Now we know why Mischa thinks that she is so attractive, she dates fugs to make herself look better.
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fo shizzle!
He must have a big, talented d***. Needs a shower, haircut and a good shave.
I don't think he's ugly at all. He would look better with short hair but I don't mind the long dirty hippy look.
Holy crap. You have got to be shitting me! Marriage? WTF?
When I was nineteen I could barely wipe my own ass let alone be someone's fucking wife.
Kids today...how dumb.
Not to worry, they will probably break up before they get a chance to marry (ala Kim Stewart, Paris Hilton etc). Or divorce very soon after. And to get engaged after dating for 1 months sounds really immature. Oh right, she's just 19.
Ooh, she looks soooo bad with that Motley Crue t on *sarcasm*. Do these people not have anyone in their lives to save them from such stupidity?
I must be the only one who thinks Cisco is fugly hot. I'd totally hit it.
She needs to make up her mind. Is she trash, or is she made out of rose petals. She always comes off in interviews like "Yeah I'm better than you"....but then she walks around with this assnugget. Girl make up your mind. Don't talk about it. BE about it.
Why does everybody feel the need to rush out and get married?!?! Are they stupid?!
I loved that comparison to the bottom of your foot...I'm going to start using that one from now on! :D
I think they're rather cute together...good luck to them both.
It'd be worse if they looked like my toes..I have nasty, fat toes.
Yes just don't give birth Mischa!
I think they're sweet together, even if it's a little bit of Beauty and the Beast going on...they should make friends with JLo and Marc...
Of course she's not getting married though!!! There are tons of those stupid rumours everywhere...she can't be getting married to him! She's like 19, isn't she?
LA! I just died inside, that is some ridiculous, poser shit.
MK, you are brilliant. Only you could correctly conjecture that the child would definitely look like the bottom of a foot
They are not gonna get married. It is just another Hollywood engagement.
And it is ET and the Beast, not Beauty and the Beast.
His father is some multi-millionaire music industry guy. I think he's fug even if he cuts his hair. He DOES have a hatchet face!
Kevin Federline has 1 friends.
heh. heh.
Federline's site says he's coming in 2006. I'm scared.
Hohan,
Ooohhh, his father is a big shot in the music industry. That would explain his band. Nothing like using daddy to push your projects.
I know him and his brother Nick. They are both rich Malibu kids. Their dad was a big producer in the 70's and owned the ROXY. Now Nick owns it and he's a cocky fat little shit. Cisco has no talent and his shitty band got dropped from their label. HAHA!!
Mischa and Cisco remind me of Kate Hudson and her ugly hubby. Why do these beautiful women get with these ratty, homeless looking guys? Do they know something we don't?
Ugly ass mother fucker who will give Johnny Knoxville a plug in the butt for some free Tenneesse whisky and a years supply of fucking dental floss for his nasty teeth.
Class.
A Hollywood marriage is like the ultimate party where you get to be the center of attention. So just let them get married cuz we just know they’ll be filling for divorce 3 months latter anyways and we’ll always have the wedding photos to poke fun at.LOL
I think Cisco is totally hot and I've been having dreams about him...he's the only hot male celebrity on these websites!
He's ugly whatever .As long as she's happy with it and she can marry him whenever she want .You bitches should really get a life or get some sticking in the ass.
Can someone just nail him to a cross already!?!?!?
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