don't care
Have you ever listened to her try to speak? She's fried.
i don't think she ever married billy bob. they were engaged, but she found out she was dumped when he married angelina jolie.
He's cute. Didn't she steal him from his gf after Angie stold Billy Bob from her? Oh, I'm dizzy with all this mixin' & matchin'
What is it with this chick and butt-ugly men???? Billy Bob? Jeff Goldblum??gag!
Oh, Ben Harper is totally hot!.....Dayum, Laura totally has fallen off the scene, she is a very good actress, I wish she would get her ass back on the movie scene....that would be cool!
Congrats to the happy couple! 
I had the pleasure of being on a flight with Laura a few years back. She sat in coach (first class must have been booked), and she was very sweet to everyone that approached her. She is a classy lady, and she is very attractive in person.
I'm sorry but in this picture she looks like that middle aged hippie English teacher that always sneakily hits on the hot black guy in class. Jus sayin
Ben Harper's music is pretty good. She might be the bigger name but I think she lucked out on this one.
She was always one of my favorites...I felt so badly for her when Billy Bob left her for Angie (and you are right, DaniYell AnoniMuse, she found out that Billy Bob "broke up" with her when she heard that he married AJ) but now, in retrospect, I think it could have been the best thing that ever happened to her...Ben Harper is hawt!
Dern is a cool bitch. I hope she is happy.
Is he BLACK ? No way ! She seems like such a nice girl. I am shocked. Truly shocked. What was she thinking ?
She stole Billy Bob from his 4th wife before Angie took him form her. She also got with Ben while he was married. I think his ex was pregnant when he left her for Laura.
I have always thought Laura Dern was a wonderful actress. I loved her in Ramblin Rose. She was dating Renny Harlin the Finnish director who later dumped her to date, marry, and later divorce Gena Davis (another one of my favorites).
She truly has fallen off the film making wagon, and admittedly recent photos show her not to have aged very well, but I am sure that given the chance- she could be fantastic in any role she did. jmo.
But why on earth would she marry a black ?
aww, sweet, because he's so adorable. Love Ben Harper (but is he missing teeth in that picture...)
a "black"? What the hell people...does it really MATTER?
OFF TOPIC:
Michael K. your site rocks, PereZZZZZZZ SUCKS MAJOR. No pun intended. He is such a kiss ass, he will delete your comment(s) if you say anything bad about fugly bird nosed Paris Hilton,or if you say how much better your D-listed site is, the comment wiil be GONE!! Also now you have to register to be on his site. Guess what, before when he would get 50 or 60 comments on average, now he is lucky to get maybe 10. Usually 5 or less. His ass kiss fest of a site is going down hill fast. Please don't change and kiss celeb ASS, most of them are ugly in person and have no talent anyway.
Ben Harper is so goddamn hot, I don't know wht he married that lame bitch. Gah.
I saw them last year when Ben was in town for Austin City Limits festival. They came to my work, a local icecream store, with Meg Ryan and her fish lips (they're worse in person). They were polite when I told them we're closed.
francis you and i think alike..
wtf?
anon 9:50, I like how you told them you were closed and (meg Ryan) did have a celeb hissy fit melt down. If you are closed your are closed, end of story. It it only in Hollywood & New York these celebs get major ass kissing. I live in Louisville Ky, and when Kristin Dunst was here, with Orlando Bloom I think, filming their major tank of a movie Elizabethtown. (Elizabethtown is an actual town just outside of Louisville AKA-Derby town, Ky.) Kirsten Dunst keep trying to bring her stupid little dog into places, resteraunts and stores etc, and the bitch kept getting asked to leave. Then she would pull the "do you know who I am?" bit. People did not care, she still would have to leave. A freind of mine manages a coffee/pastry shop in Elizabethtown, Kristen came in with her dog, was told the dog needed to go outside. Kirtsen had a major FIT, said she would not put her dog outside. So the manager told her, she would not be getting and coffee that day either. Anyway, she did not get the "star" treatment here, because outside of Holly-weird, most people do not give a shit. BTW, Kirsten Dunst is not pretty at all in person. Kind of fugly.
Francis, fuck you.
Anyway, I'm happy for Laura, she seems like a sweet lady and Ben is hotter than shit!
WHO THE FUCK IS Ben Harper???
I bet her mother is ashamed.
I personally don't give a flying FUCK that they married eath other. But to give such a sour ass look to the GREAT people that work at Amy's Ice Cream...well, they need to back the fuck down! I lived in Austin for YEARS, and Amy's was the only place I would go. If they were closed, so what? Bring your skainky ass back the next day. Amy's does some great philanthropic work involving children. These two need the shit mauled out of them by BEVO!
Who's Ben Harper? Since he's holding grammys (I think those are grammys) I'm assuming he's a singer.
For all you racist pricks on this site...you would be totally surprised how many black mother's hearts sink when their successful sons bring home these white chicks.
So stop thinking that Laura and Hedi have done someone a favor by hooking up with a black man! It is more of a lose for the mother than it is for the lucky white chick. Trust me!
^ I am not a racist , you disillusioned person. If you would have taken time to read my above post, you will see that the only reason these guys were denied entrance because to store was closed. Being a so called celebrity does not racism make nor does it guarantee that you get special privliges to a store that is an Austin intituton. Many celebrities live in Austin who do not break the rules. The color of one's skin has nothing to do with this circumstance.
Ummm Chili, she wasn't talking about your post so settle down not to mention the person who originally wrote about the ice cream store incident said Ben and Laura were NICE about it being closed. Maybe you should read things twice before letting your temper go off and sounding like a dumbass.
ChiliGurl,
Thou protest too much! If that wasn't your shoe, then you should not put it on.
Therefore, if you would have taken the time to read the posts earlier than yours, you would know what I am taking about.
Merry whatever you may celebrate tomorrow.
Anonymous | 12.24.05 - 3:54 pm |
Thanks. Sorry for being vague about who I was making reference to.
*crickets*
I'm the Amy's employee who posted that, and they were nice about it. We told them to tell their chauffeur to take them to the sixth street location, and they had 20 minutes to get there before they closed. I heard later they made it there before closing and tipped a dollar. A decent tip, not great.
I don't know if he does this anymore, but Ben Harper has got to be the kindest "rock star" out there. I went to a show of his about 5 years back, and he stopped to talk to and sign for all the people waiting for him by his bus. And he kept thanking everybody for coming. That was the show that Jack Johnson opened, before anyone really knew who he was, and he just walked through the crowd to his bus and everybody ignored him. But he walked right by me, and oh oh oh so hot, even in person. I'll be your bubbletoes, Jack.
He married her!! Wow his mother must be so ashamed. What a waiste of a hot guy, to marry that washed up, old, white talentless thing!!
She dunno how lucky she is, BH is a hot ass mutha!
Funny how these "Anonymous" posters always seen to feel the need to hide their names. I do apologize for not reading further. Yes, I admit a do gent bent out of shape when celebs get out of shape buy not getting everything they needs. My bad, guys...I'll read much deeper this time. =)
I'd hit Ben in his wedding bed in the afterglow of his honeymoon in and out of LD. Then I'd rush out and hit his brother Joel, still dripping from my hit with Ben. I'm such a whore.
Neither one of them seem to be in the headlines much lately. He is a major hotty. She, I don't get so much. Too skinny and weird looking for me. I bet their kids are cuties though.
Who cares? And she's way fug.
I'm sorry but in this picture she looks like that middle aged hippie English teacher that always sneakily hits on the hot black guy in class. Jus sayin
nicole | 12.24.05 - 12:03 am | #
Nicole, she's Miss Lippy from Billy Madison, who freestyle dances and smears herself with paste!
Francis and that anon who said they think alike are the same person. He/she is such a douche. What a coward!
We need some Holiday Cheer on this post STAT! 
Anonymous Amy's Ice Cream worker....I do apologize for not reading the enire story. By the way, ya'lls ice cream ROCKS!!
ChiliGurl....
I'm with you. Why do the more antagonistic always remain anonymous?
oops, forgot my NY resolution....never mind...
Angelina did her such a big favor by heisting Billy Bob Cracka. She's still a skank though.
I wish Laura and Ben the best. He must really love her though because he's way of her attractiveness league.
Francis, MaryAnn, and the bitch who thinks like Francis you tired ass racist bitchs need to quit hating. This is almost 2006 its a dam shame that you people, (you know who you are) are still trippin over color. GET OVER IT.
Since everyone here knows these people like family...I wish them all the best.
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