Is she in the same shitty basement her Xmas pics were taken in?
gawd
sooomedayyy somee dayy, ohh sommme dayyy, boy your gonna pay 'cause i'm the one who is keeping score!
17 number one singles and the best they can do is throw you a party at your great aunt's with the party goods from Big Lots? Something's seriously wrong with this picture.
That's how you stay in the charts act like you 17. I can not stand her
I can't stand her either. Gah! The thought of her tied with Elvis and edging onto the Beatles? She doesn't compare to those huge talents. Nor is she in anyway a groundbreaker like they were. Please let her not get to the Beatles record. Just grant me this one wish God. I promise to be good. Thank you.
I can't stand her either. The only reason I'm *slightly* happy for her is that Tony Mattolo thought her success lay with him. So it's nice to see her get a little revenge.
That said, WHAT IS SHE WEARING? Her gut is hanging out! I can't stop laughing when I look at these pictures! Are they eating off a pool table?!!!
Hells yeah Scout! Good eyes! I don't know. I think both her and the Beatles suck. But she definetly doesn't deserve what ever the hell she has today. And her friends have proved that by throwing her a cheap ass party in god knows who's basement. Stupid cunt.
I cannot believe how low-rent that joint looks...it looks like the recreation hall at church!
When in the hell is that woman going to dress appropriately and not like a hooker! She wouldn't look so fat if she would quit showing us the goodies!
I guess she takes after her sister's fashion sense.
Hooker chic!
That reminds me of IQ tests we had to take when we were in school. "Which of the following is least like the others: roses, tulips, cows, violets."
Which of the following is least like the others: Elvis, the Beatles, Mariah Carey.
She put on 17 lbs? What?
Damn, that whole celebration is low budget! The cake came from Krogers or Albertson's, the decorations from WalMart, and really casual clothing looks as if it came from WalMart as well....all in a low-budget basement of a school or church...WooHoo Mimi, you certainly know how to celebrate success girl!
BTW, you know she left disposable cameras on all the tables so everyone could take party photos and she would collect them all afterwards to have them developed...that way she didn't have to hire the photographer! 
off topic...michael your site is so much better than perez's and you dont kiss ass like him, but it would be cool if you had a forum like he does, how bout it?
I like Mimi.
That shirt is how old she thinks she is.
But seriously, congrats to her. Not that I am saying she has changed the musical landscape as dramatically, but whatever. She will definitely surpass The Beatles' record, probably before she turns 40.
And judging from this pic, she thinks that is 23 years away.
So time is on her ignunt ass side.
laugh out fucking loud. what is bitch wearing this time??? loves it to the fullest. She's like "Well I feel like I'm 12" and does not give a fuck!
But she is trippin I have a sister who's 13 and wouldn't be caught dead.
But i do still rock her mk. You've got me Feelin Emotions! Love You/
Doesn't she think that she's eternally 12 years old? And that she can turn invisible? Bitch is crazy.
Ha !! You motherfuckers hate the fact that she is still at the top of the charts. That shit kills you !!!! Hilarous...cause if this bitch threw a full scale party - you would have went on and on about who makes a hit then throws a party.
Keep hating..but that bitch isn't going anywhere.
She is so not age appropiate.
I'm the same fucking age as this broad and I don't dress this way. Hell to the No!
I wear jeans but not low enough for the world to see my graying fucking pubes! Look at that gut hanging out.
Jesus Christ.
What a dumbass
This is all fishy to me. I have a theory the record company is paying to get her songs to #1.
Dear god, if she surpasses the Beatles record I will shoot myself.
She reminds me of the girl in HS who was fat but stacked and thought her tit size overrode her belly and bubble butt. Try again! I think she's a talented singer who needs a new stylist. SERIOUSLY. Honey, you're on your way to 40. You gonna be like Madonna near 50 half-dressed in videos doing hip-thrusts to the camera? Don't care if you're 5% body fat....people are laughing at her.
wtf is up w/perez's site? it's been down since last night. Did that ass kisser finally go under?
Maybe she thinks she turned 17. Her favourite movie at THIS moment is "Mean Girls" as she says on her great website.
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Please, that bitch turned 17 just like I turned 21 again. Shit AIN't GONNA happen!! Unless the turned 17-40! 
i don't like to swear...but someone please slap the hell out of this crazy ass ho with her fucking music blaring over her "recorded vm of the day". fuk her and the hamburger she rode in on! congrats fat ho! i liked her better when she was hanging out with all the chain wearing sweaty black men (i.e p-diddy). actin all niggish. (fyi i can say this stuff)
^OMG!! "fuk her and the hamburger she rode in on!"
Ba hahahahaha!
Congrats Mariah! That's a cheesy looking party though. Maybe it was a surprise and they caught her on a bad day...LOL.
So sick of her! Please go away and take your floppy tits with you cow.
Bitch can't even pretend to be candid with the party thing, she has to pose and smile. Blow it bitch!
That's no way to treat a pool table. It's going to have to be leveled now.
Rachel is right.
Record companies own the airwaves now. Hitting #1 isn't what it used to be. I read an article in Rolling Stone a while back that talked about how many new songs used to get played on the radio in a year compared to now. It was pretty interesting.
Exactly jdm, it's very sad
I love me some Mimi.. But is she sick. Is she on steroids or something. Lately her face has been pudgy.. swollen looking..
Goddammit, 123! I was going to say "By the way she's dressed, it looks like she's celebrating her 17th birthday." But you beat me to it. In so many words.
I cant think of the words to one song by Mimi.. is she really only 3 #1s away fromt he beatles?? thats insane... what a hooker
shes a fucking retard!!!
DAMN YOU SEE THAT FAT ROLL ON THE FIRST PIC!!!
Fat Ass plastic surgery reject who eats not only nachos with the works, but she eats ALL the shit at her own party and kicks everyone else out.
Fat ass ho!
Hmmmm, I didn't hear her talk about her dog that much. But it was lame non-the-less. I am so not a Carey fan.
she reeeeeeeally needs to stop showing middrift...
Good for her!
Well...I gotta give her props for 17 number one hits....obviously not everybody has been able to do that.
But the bitch needs a stylist ASAP.
k, name someone who can outsing Mimi?
yeah and it's only taken her how many years to match what the Beatles did in 8. What an accomplishment. Fat-ass gloop face.
I swear, this chick is going back in time. Talk about regression! She has been wearing so many princess dress-up outfits lately; you know, the kind that you can buy in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart or Toys R Us! If she's already in her second childhood now, think what she's going to be like at 70 yo!
I would like to know who listens to her boring, sappy-ass music. She has a great voice, but the actual music SUCKS!
Notice that while her song is # 1 on the charts, it is accompanyed by the likes of Chris Brown (sucks), D47 (sucks), and The Pussycat Dolls (really suck).
Tangentially: We as Americans really oughta refine our tastes just a little, so that worthless do-nothings like Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpleton don't become iconic figures of American culture. It's a tad embarrassing.
But back to the issue at hand. That "Don't Forget About Us" song is draggy, unispired sap.
I'm, pissed that her name is even mentioned in the same breath as the Beatles. I'm gonna put on my coulattes and protest.
I'm not gonna knock her figure cuz its good to see that not everyone wants to walk around looking like a crackhead (i.e lohan, duff, etc.) but she does need to act her damn age. Seriously!!! And while i can't stand that "mimi" record (garbage)...the old mariah had some great hits. and no i wouldnt put her in a class with the beatles cuz they truly are icons whether you like them or not. oh yeah, fuck all those corny top 40 radio stations and the record companies paying them!!! >
BLAH BLAH BLAH Go back to Mexico, MiMi
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