He seems like a jerk to me.
He would drive craZAY living with him! He's too hyper for a middle-aged man.
Mike Myers probably thinks he can get some young, fresh pussy, but that guy is so UNhot, he's sorely mistaken. Wait a minute, he's freaking loaded, nevermind... he'll get some stupid ho.
MK - "That man trap, Angelina Jolie is involved, mark my words!" 
Um...and why should we CARE that he's getting divorced? He irritates the shit out of me.
3 words - Pu. Na. Na.
LA, they're all the same w/your eyes closed. Plus, his crazy cash will win him some bitches & hos.
Damn, what would Wayne do?....hahaha! Szwinnnng...........
Awww, but they were such the perfect carb-face couple!
Gack! She has no neck!
Do you think he was on the receiving end of many brow-beatings? Hmmm....
That sucks, my boyfriend and I just broke up yesterday too.
But I already have another one.
Now THAT is darksided! :D
Ana, you GO, gurlfried!! Does he have a cute sister I can hook up with? J/K!! Ya'll just know that the "Sprokets" dance got REAL tired in the bedroom. She was all like, "This shit is NOT funny anymore!"
Even better is when he had that "I need to take a shit NOW" when Kayne west said that shit!!
Ana...You must have really loved your ex considering how much time it has taken you to move on. Ah...love stories SO touching.
He said on Inside the Actor's Studio that Linda Richman was simply an impression of Robin's mother. I have no comment about that, I'm just saying ...
I did like his Simon, the English boy in the tub, character on SNL. Well, you know my name is Simon, and I like to do drawwwrrrings.
Ana, how clever of you to keep a spare boyfriend(s?) on the bench! Where do you store them, and how many times a month do you have to screw them to keep them on retainer?
MM is a day younger than me (42). I know it's middle aged, but could you just say "not so young anymore." If you get the ball rolling, it might catch on in time to cushion the blow when YOU get this "not so young".
I'm really surprised by the break up. I always heard he was totally devoted to her. I'm sure they've been together since way before they got married. What will his mother-in-law, Linda Rich have to say about this? Will he be forbidden from doing his impressions of her ever again?
This is meshugaas.
His now ex mother-in-law and cawfee tawk inspiration Linda Richmond and the Myers mishpocha must be so vaklepmt at the news.
What a shemozzle...but the alimony for her dauwta Robin will be like buttah.
I bet his wife (Robyn?) got tired of being Mummy to little Mikey. 12 years and no kidlets? hmmmm....
She'll probably get remarried and have a couple. I think Mike will prob always be a little boy.
Ah the ex treated me like shit. Couldn't take it anymore. The new guy was just a friend that is willing to treat me better.
Don't have to screw anybody. I'm not that darksided. LOL.
Anybody else get the impression he's manic depressive? I've seen interviews with him and he's over the top dead serious. And boring as a dog's ass.
I think all comedians are manic depressive
I was shocked to find out. They made such a cute couple. Oh well that's what happens when you're successful?
I'd like his number. LOL
Watched the first Austin Powers movie the other night for the frillionth time, only I'd never listened to the DVD commentary before. Gad, he comes across like such an egomaniacal asswipe. What a CREEP.
Myers has always been a conceited fucker. I'm glad that his wife got some sense and left the dumb ass.
Fuck you jackass.
His wife kinda reminds me of Jennifer Coolidge.
The wife reminds me of that football player named Refrigerator.
Carrows boy ( hope it's not the diner)
LOL!!
"Carb-faced"...love it and am stealing it!
Mike Myers was great in The Ringer, also starring Johnny Knoxville. Mike Myers plays one of the mentally challenged characters.
Kidding -- but there is this actor in the movie that reminded me of him.
I guess I'm in the minority who likes him.
But then again, I've never listened to his apparently damning DVD commentaries, so. . .
CHanacock, you took the words right out of my mouth!
CHanacock....
great memory. Good comment!
hmm. a close friend of mine works for him, I'll see if I can get a scoop.
She looks like a cross between Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Coolidge - Jennifer Connelly's eyes and forehead and Jennifer Coolidge's pinched look with the puckery lips and chin.
i HATED linda richman & waynes world.
i only saw the 1st austin powers movie but i liked it,i also liked
the shriek movies
to bad the marriage falling apart
2pinkballons!--Omg you totally hit the nail right on the head!
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