Goddamn, that chick is crazy! MK - are you bai lingUAL?
Bai Ling is from the Moon, and every time I look at her I do feel like a virgin. Her belt looks like it is a wrapping ribbon for a gift, the gift of her cooch no doubt.
lol MK i'd say vomit and shyt at the same time. She wreaks of ghonnareaha or however you spell it
She has a terrific body. Too bad she fugs herself up all the time.
it's crazy funny. this bitch comes from a communist and chaste country. They lock you up for showing some ankle. who knew they were making a monster named bai ling.
What would she do under the mistletoe? Drop to her knees?!
Me love meself long time.....
I'm a staunch supporter of Bai Ling's whorish activities. And I can only hope her agent is pushing her to do hardcore German shepherd porn.
She looks totally drugged.
In China Bai has had a long relationship with the democracy movement.
Screw you size queens Bai is hot!
MK you are sooo funny. I love you to death, you're the gay best friend I never had!
I never thought I'd see someone that posed worse than Parisite Hilton.
Merry Christmas Bai Ling, I hope you catch everything you want.
This slut reminds me of the wife of that "Bob" guy in "The Adventures Of Queen The Priscilla". She is one NAS-TAY ass whore!! Sorry, Michael K.
Damn, I do not know who this girl is, but she has a lovely body, but her face totally needs a bag to cover it, scary ass!...*Ugh*...She looks like her vagina would have teeth and make mincemeat out of any man who dare to stick it in....Yikes!
She could totally go on tour with Jordan and take the world by storm! 
doesn't she realize that if you try to be sexy - you're not?!
In the first pic she's cute, but in the last one she looks like a dude. She's goes from hot to not in a matter of seconds. I didn't until recently she was the chick in the Crow. I liked her in that.
Bai Ling: Herpes Personified.
Is she still boning the fat one out of Backstreet Boys?
Now theres an image to cool my loins before i explode thinking about Foxy Brown & Lil Kim...
Bai Ling is hot!
no ass though.
Why is she holding her head like that? Does her neck not work?
SHHHHH... Lets hope we dont wake up the monster called SUNSHINE up, Holy Shit I just read what went on last night, NUTS!!!!
X-Tina made that style top actually look good. And that was... 4 years ago? 5?
Shit, now I have to go check what I missed CokeMonkey.
Bai is my hero.
CokeMonkey - where?
The Osama cousing post, LA. There is some moron on there claiming to be a highly-educated lawyer calling us all idiots.
She looks pained.
Eat more fiber, Bai Ling.
A pre-new year's eve party? What kind of party is that?
Sunshine sounds like that Dutch Cunt guy from a couple of weeks ago very angry and looking for a fight.. little do they know picking it with the wrong group LOL
I always miss the good stuff
Thanks, jdm, I will check it out. I was only looking in the posts that had 100-plus comments.
Sunshine sounded like he/she knew it all and needed a good lay or a good enema. Sorry I wasnt there to back you up Geve, I had company!!!
CokeMonkey, the bitch is still posting. I started to argue, but I really can't be bothered.
^CokeMonkey, that's okay....
This 'Sunshine' person doesn't know how to form a coherent argument and is looking for attention.
'Sunshine' is one big contradiction as proven by his/her statements and is really not worth the time.
You are cool though CM, thanks for that!
No problem! Anytime and have a good holiday all!!
^Thanks, CokeMoney and Geneviève....that creature had the NERVE to go off on me about my Doctorate Degree. UGH!! I am so DONE with that post. *BIG HISSES* all around!
^ChiliG, its all good...
Chili .. Merry Christmas.. we love ya!
MK!
Since you're in town, you were SUPPOSED to be sticking that bitch into my Xmas stocking!
Oh, well. You're probably too drunk already...
She makes me wanna throw up
Gen, DSS.....I am SO done with apologizing to the other idiots on these posts. Deal with my opinion, or go boo-fucking hoo to your mama about it, no? LOL I Love you guys!! *HUGS*
Bai-Ling looks like some poor little monkey the killed at the Korean market!! NAS-TAY~
DListed regulars:
I sent you personalized Christmas greetings in the J-Lo post. Please check it out and big smooches!
(its near the end)
I got it thanks it....love ya back ffleur
just got eating 7 fishes yum
you are very sweet....
I guess every country has to have a Paris Hilton.
DSS, 7 fishes? You must be Catholic. We are everywhere. I like perogies on Christmas Eve.
actually I am Jewish my hubby is Italian Catholic I celebrate Christmas though and I love Perogies too we have them !as well
I am sitting here eating candy now
ooh! you bitches are off the hook...*laughing uncontrollably!*
she makes me want roll on the floor and finger my twat.
She does have a great body, HOT
Hey Ffleur, thanks for the Holiday Greeting!! I am glad you pointed it out, or I would have missed it! Best wishes to you!
And the clock on the wall tells me it's time, so to all the Dlisters all around the world:
Merry Christmas!
I've met her, she is a total sweetheart, loves the camera, but a down to Earth sweetheart!
Lol such trash!
Ummm, what the fuck ever Pixel.
I agree with Genevieve, she looks like she has fangs in her Puss and she will destroy the fuck out of whatever goes near it. GROSS!
Like anything would go near it anyways. She has a nice bod though, but she is fucking fug!
So has she pretty much left music behind now? PLEASE BAI LING, IT WOULD BE A FUCKING CRIME TO HOLD BACK THAT SORT OF ARTISTRY FROM THE WORLD!!!
Creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen. It's like there's this disease called "Paris Hilton syndrome" and this bitch caught a major case of it. If such a disease existed, it would no doubt be an STD.
Good call by Big Toe, too. Why the hell is she holding her head up in every picture?! Did she give herself whiplash filming a boring, trashy sex video or what?
Well thanks Ffleur, for not mentioning me!! I have a special gift for you!! Go to this site!!
http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year fellow D-listers!
May your all your wishes be granted in 2006,
and the laughs and good times continue thanks to MK and all our "favorite" celebs!
See you next year
Where is the fashion police when you need them?
Merry Everything to Everybody! Let's all get drunk and act like sluts!
(I'm about to go over to the inlaws house for some intense holiday family drama, what fun)
Ewww... Maybe if we dipped her in bleach to clean off the gunk and kill the diseases she caught from that Backstreet Boy she was banging. I think it was the blonde one. Wait, didn't he date Parisite? Weird coincidence? I think not. Well at least Bai Ling has potential, Paris is decaying from gangreen, drugs, and STD's.
Fucking gross. She looks like a snake.
Where is the fashion police when you need them?
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Two words:
1. Hot
2. Mess
You just know she shoots ping pong balls out of her coochie!!
I'm sorry, what is this woman famous for? and I love the Priscilla queen of the desert references, I love that movie!!!
OMG...she DOES look like a snake!
She has a body of death and a face to match.
I think she is high 24/7
A green piece of Christmas ribbon for a top...now why didn't I think of that?
She cracks me up. Hot mess is right but I loves me some Bai.
don't know her. Never seen her. She's fugly to the nth, but that tummy and hips and boobies....hYAH nYAH nYAH!!! I would be her lap dog for a weekend.
She looks like she has a rat-infested snatch. Just a plain ol skeez!
This crazy ho definitely does anal. Good god, so hideous, so hilarious,.
even 24 hours later...I would STILL be her snapper-lapper till the flowing stopped.
hey there
very beautiful...
she is fuckin hot man i am a lesbian and i wud fuck her any day she fuckin turns me on sexy biatch
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