Christmas special in Thailand's red light district...Three flesh eating STDs and a Tranny - Providing your dick doesn't fall off on contact - for $20 American dollars, a big Mac and a diet coke.
From the producers of The Laguna Beach, we bring you The Real Banging in Bangkok!
Gary Glitter's discards for being too old
Oh no Bunnicula, you didn't!
Gwen's Harajuku Girls photographed after finding out Gwen's pregnant and will therefore have a new fashion accessory, thereby making them SO last year.
Hos Hos Hos
"One night in Bangkock turned Santa's jelly roll into a big thick LOG!
Me Ruv U rong time.
i want a red sparkly maicure.
seriously, i don't it. unless the one girl is a midget, and then it's funny.
Herrdy up and Buy!
Me sooo horny
i sucky sucky for five lumps of coal
asian girls waiting for their turn to engage in hot buttercream sex with george clooney.
Not a caption, but a comment: they all seem to have a mouth full of taffy or caramel or something equally tough to chew...
Angelina's ex-lovers gather for their annual Christmas party.
Santa's claws are cumming to town
who knew Santa had yellow fever..go figure!
Bunnicula....FUNNY!!!!!!u get my vote!
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
Christmas at Sluts R Us.
Twas the night after christmas when all through the club, not a celebutante was stirring not even a scrub. The weiniers were tucked between the legs with care, in hopes Ed Murphy soon would be there.
She's a man, man.
Harajuku Hilton's Christmas Party
Whore Elves are waiting for the real Whore Santa ( Bai Ling )..Hore Hore Hore ..
Clooney's night in Chinatown
Things just aren't the same at Coyote Ugly since Bai Ling hit it big and quit....
And the grim reality began to set in with the Thai hookers. Santa really does find out who has been naughty or nice.
After a disappointing loss on "But Can They Sing", Bai Ling takes a shot at "But Can They Ho.. Ho, Ho"
Memoirs of a Geisha Holiday Edition
Clooney's Harujuku Bitches
M.I.T's annual X-mas party.
Sadder than me on Christmas eve.
they all look like they ate some bad sushi
Employess of FukaUSuckaU.com wait for the party to end so they can get to work.
Bai Ling gets cloned.
Bai Ling and her 3 sisters nervously await the judges decision in the annual "Christmas Suck but No Swallow" contest.
Fuck those Radio City Rockettes! We'll do our own show, right here at the Hanoi Hilton.
Gook Midgets Are Fantastic !!!!!
So funny.
after many years the origin of Bai Ling's Clan The Ho Suk Dong's finally emerge.
One year after the tsunami business is still down for the sex tourism industry.
Brrrrr. It's cold. " Kinda nippy don't ya chink " ?
Me put you on naughty list long time.
Sideways???
Lip my stockings. Lip them!!!
Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen the Christmas Tranny Elves.
Charles Angels 3: Christmas Egg Roll
Girl to far left: Great, now that gwen pregnant we need to throw out new outfit
Girl in the middle: Whateva bitch, i keepin mine's
Girl to the far right: I am so much hotter than these bitches
Trini and the other "gals" finally got their christmas dreams to come true, fresh new vaginas!
Jingle Whores
go Michelle!
Where Nic Cage found his wife.
It was fancy dress for the elves at santas grotto this year........they were obviously thinking of the grotto.
It's funny to you guys, but this is my reality. I almost slapped a thai bitch today! Actually, make that three. I wanna go home!
wow, bangin, that sucks...
That something as freaky/sad as this pic is what you have to live near/around.
Why'd you almost kick some Thai ass? Do tell.
This is why - you know when you're stuck behind someone walking slow and you try every possible way to get around them, but you can't. That's what it's like here..all day, everyday. It's actually a joke with all the Westerners that live here. It's like the Thai's have nothing to do or nowhere to go. They take up the sidewalks with their thumbs in their asses...ahhh!!! I was at my breaking point today. I wanted to hit this girl in the back of the head and yell at her. Plus, the lady at the 7/11 pissed me off. She gave me the wrong card for my cell phone and now she won't exchange it for the right one. I love asia, and asians; but thais have absolutely no common sense at all. It's baffling that they didn't slip into the 3rd world like Laos and Cambodia.... okay I'm done.
oh, and the whores/strippers here are groooossss! i dare anyone to come here and check out a dart or ping-pong show.. yuk! most frightening thing i've ever done!
Despite a FoxNews feature and agressive advertising on the Rush Limbaugh radio show, the Ronco Inflatable Michelle Malkin Fantasy Doll failed to move many units this past Christmas.
wow, bangin, that's insane and eye-opening!
And to think I get furious at los Angeles traffic and shopping carts left on my lawn by people who use them as transportation for their brats/groceries!
I guess I should count my blessings.
Feel better 
Curb Your Geisha Enthusiasm
The contestants for Asia's Next Top Model made even UPN drop out of the bidding.
Tia Carrere is on the verge of a cum back...
A "SUPPLIES" Birthday party at the local nail salon. Happy Birthday Michelle Branch (left).
Extras line up for the HBO special documentary, The Secret Lives of Santas Factory Elfets: sucking and fucking for the man in Red.
The retired Harajuku girls are waiting to give fat old Santa Clauses pleasure this Christmas!
Holy shit! I was actually THERE two weeks ago! That place is Tiger Entertainment at Phuket!
The Whappy Whores of Whisteria Lane celebrate Christmas.
MK's annual Christmas party and Tranny-Bash was a huge success this year! The Eva LangWhoria look-alike contest was particularly exciting. Immediately after this pic was take, Michael emphatically re-declared his homosexuality. The rest of the party understood and immediately declared their own.
Whatever happened to Connie Chung?
Bai Ling family christmas.
MK's annual Christmas party and Tranny-Bash was a huge success this year! The Eva LangWhoria look-alike contest was particularly exciting. Immediately after this pic was take, Michael emphatically re-declared his homosexuality. The rest of the party understood and immediately declared their own.
anonymous | 12.27.05 - 8:06 am |
HEY!! That was me!!Don't know why it came out anon...
I think I might have vented last week at something on another post somewhere and was too pussified (or drunk)to put my own name(???) DOHH!!
Now we know who put the "Ho'" in Ho Chi Minh!
Man going through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok!
(If it doesn't fall off, these Desperate Hookers will infect it!)
Phuket Christmas Specials:
Ho Ho Ho Lapdance $2.00
Yule Log Yanky Wanky $5.00
Merry Phuket Suck $10.00
And for a limited time only (Christmas Eve through New Year's Day) Me Love You Long Time Jolly Elf and Reindeer Ride $25.00
Oh we'll never get out of Phuket,
We're brokeass whores; we'll gladly suck it.
And since we need cash for blow,
Let us ho, let us ho, Let us ho!
2pink 1156.....
the skank in front doesn't have a bad body really, she just has horrendous posture....and, of course, a Mr Ed face
it's sad how they look so bored, or perhaps under stress, because they're being pimped to support their families,
or to keep their families from being killed or whatever.
perhaps I'm seeing too much into it. Maybe that's their business look, or their poke-her face.
3 slinky red dresses: $400
2 Santa hats: $20
Gender change surgery: $9800
Spending your holidays with 4 Thai hookers and still not knowing which is actually a female: priceless
as if they need santa outfits to look alike...
Asian hookers in a stinky bar,
flat-faced with a tiny nose.
Although it's been said, many times many ways;
Many syphlises for you.
what a motrey clew!
Hey big spender pour a little jiz and hoisin sauce on me.
mpcmike gets my vote
happy ho ho ho to you
They look sad, hopeless and used up and they are all probably under 25. Very sad, very hard life. *weeps*
Jingle chylamidia
Jingle, gonnarhea,
VD all around,
Not much fun it is to see your doc for incurable dick rot!
HO , HO , HO & HO .
The Twelve Days of Christmas in Thailand
(Dedicated to those you who celebrated a little too much!)
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas these Thai Whores Gave to Me...
12 Alabama Slammers...
11 Extended Jail Sentences...
10 Jack the Rippers...
9 Vulcan Mind Melds...
8 The Big "O"'s...
7 Seven & Sevens...
6 Sharpshooters...
5 Flaming Dr. Peppers...
4 Ying Yangs...
3 Blood of Satans...
2 Leather & Laces...
And 1 muther of a burn when I pee!
2pink...2:21.....
YEEEEHAHHHHH!!!!
ChiliGurl!!!!!....
HAH!!!
personatalie.....
LOVE the name! great wordplay! (Kinda wish my name was Natalie)
course; it would probably FMatalie
sandra bullock in "miss christmanity"
Transgeneration: The Thailand Christmas special
Christmas for the Boat Gooks.
Memoirs of Geisha Claus
Twats the night before Clitsmas
An all through the shanty
Not a creature was stirring
But the crabs in my panty...
The annual Christmas Party at the massage parlor has been going downhill ever since the owner insisted on having Tranie Claus come to town.
The Line For Asian Waitresses Waiting To Gain Nicholas Cage's Attention!!
anon 4:39....
I hate to give props to an anonymous only because I'm almost certain that a few minutes ago, they were probably fucking with somebody (maybe even me), but, that was a pretty funny caption.
FMouie - Thanks!
I'm a posting virgin and forgot to put my name in.
ok cool. Welcome to the fold! We encourage one and all to bring us the funny. Your first effort was great!
so you either love Rolex watches, or, there is more than one of you and you roleplay!! which is it? 
Rolex + Lexus + a lil' nasty = Rolexxxus
Think urban culture, nuoveau riche, debauchery.
aha...very clever. 
God Gwen gives the suckiest Christmas party!
Three Whores and a Geisha
Is soooo haaaad to tuck into red velvet panty today.
The Pussycat Dolls hold auditions after their lead singer's VD gets the best of her.
Ho...Ho...Ho...oh, and Ho. Four. I didn't see the one in the back.
So....
Pick the one thats actually a woman and get a special gift for xmas from the other 3.
Decorate my balls with holly
Fa la la la la,
la la la la!
congrats Daffyd WOOHOOHOOHOOWOO!!
Daffyd you are truly the best!
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