have a good time you slut. Get laid.
XOX Sweetie. Are you cruising up the coast? I'm jealous. Breathe some of that fresh, ocean air for us!
Have fun MK!! That's a hot visual to leave us with.
Yep, San Franciso equals gay anal sex in my mind, too.
I always knew Bert was the top...LOL. Have fun MK!
mk you are a top right?
Looks like the 49ers locker room.
Wombat
That is so damn funny. San Fran is one of my favorite towns. Have a great time and go to Castro street!!!
Love all over ya, CokeMonkey
Crap, what am I going to do at work now? Have a great vacation!!
Merry Christmas MK. Have fun in San Fran, and yeah you do have such a dirty mind. Where did you find this pic???
This picture is so dark-sided. Have fun MK.
Love the pic.
Have fun in SF, MK.
Michael K., you funny shit! Have a fabulous time in San Francisco, you deserve it! 
Oh shit, this is funny! It totally looks as if Bert is giving Ernie a home proctology exam. 
And Ernie is loving it!
Have fun MK...you're leaving my heart in San Fran! 
Lol. Get some hot sex MK!
Don't forget your umbrella MK! It's supposed to pour like a muther fucker here today
So, MK, are you a Bert or an Ernie?
Don't get all hot and bothered by SF yet. It's fucking raining here and supposed to all week!
I hope you enjoy your vacation MK!
Hurry back, I'm going to Miss You!
Hope you have a Mr. Happy New Year, MK!
2pinkballoons!!!
MK are you a bert or an ernie? or are you a big bird who, obviously, is the one spying on them...
Now I am jealous. San Fran rules!
The City of Horny Women.
No way, Ernie is a total bottom. Look at that happy smile of satisfaction on Ernie's grill.
LOL! That pic made my otherwise stressful day. Have a good time in SanFran, MK! Bottoms up!
MK>>>>>
DON'T FORGET TO DON YOUR GAY APPAREL!!
and have fun!
Happy New Year MK. FMouie, you crack me up! = )
MK...have a blast in San Fran, may you get wasted and have lots of hot gay sex
Love you, Sweetie!
Droppin' .....
hey! tks! love giving peeps the giggles.
I love how Ert is slam-fucking Bernie and has that determined "I'm so deep in that ass, I'm gonna blow a nut through your NOSE, li'l bitch!" look.
I wish I was Ernie right now SIGH
i always thought it was the other way around too, but maybe he'll give a reacharound
Hey all, I missed you - smooches 'n hugs!!
Damn, Bert and Ernie on the downlow all these years...
F movie, you're on a roll today! 2 LOLs, thank u!
i love you mk you are my hero, forever! have tons of sex, and say yes to weed.
FMouie: email here for some 411 - rojeda1@hotmail.com.
DON YOUR GAY APPAREL - FMouie - Priceless!
Hope Santa brought you a big encyclopedia, a dictionary and a Little, Brown handbook for Christmas!
DSS......
mmm I like that in a slut!! ( I also like THIS (you know what) in a slut!! WOOHOO!!
Seriously? I always knew Bert was top.
don't be too gay! i know you are in the gay capital city, but try to resist yourself
gay joke of the day:
what do gay cowboys feed there cows?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Mel jo....
Tks!!
MK, enjoy SF and don't forget to blog even if you're fucking some top up there.
Hey, I think Jake's up there filming Zodiac! You're gonna bang Toothy before me! You bitch!
2pink.....
tks hon. Santa was a hosebag this year! I didn't get the BJ I was hoping for!! Can you believe it? I even had my pants down by my ankles in bed and everything!! I had to do my Ernie doll again!!-
Fmouie: please email me at rojeda1@hotmail.com - I have some information for you.
I wish I was Bert.......then I could ram the fuck out ouf some unsuspecting bottom!! Happy Vacation, Michael K, you hot slut you!! xoxoxo
Hahaha ChiliGurl!
FMouie, I'm sorry Santa stiffed you (or DIDN'T stiff you, whichever the case may be!)
Merry Christmas Anyway! Keep your hopes up for 2006!
And you just can't find decent elves these days, either, FMouie. 
MK,
Have a blast, just don't forget to be safe.
Lots of xoxoxox the Eskimo way!!!
ROTFLMAO, Mr. Garrison 1:35 PM! I love a good corny joke.
The only thing missing from that pic is the bottle of poppers and the pipe and torch...
FMouie, obviously you were very naughty.
2pink....
yes. Thanks hon. I'll keep my hopes up. Everything else will be well in hand.
jdm.....
yes, I'v e been quite naughty indeed!! I blame myself and my satyr-like drive!
MizRo......
thanks again for your 411.
you know people....
despite what we see here; there are some damned nice people here!
Don't let the idiots, naysayers, instigators, baiters, negative Neds and Nellys throw you off. We have some very sweet and wonderful people on this site.
Without naming names and getting myself in trouble for leaving a name out; there are many.
Don't let the few bad ruin it. This is a cool place with great people.
Amen, Fmouie!
Your are soooooo bad Michael K, you just totally ruined my happy childhood memories! Have fun in the "city by the bay," if you have time, try and make it about 4 or 5 hours north to Lake Tahoe. I grew up not too far from there. Even with all the commercial/development qualities it unfortunately has now, it is still beautiful.
Mark Twain was quoted as saying when he saw the lake for the first time: "Lake Tahoe is the prettiest picture the whole earth affords."
" I don't know why, call someplace paradise, kiss it goodbye."
The Eagles, The Last Resort
That's fabulous FMouie. Naughty people have more fun anyway.
FMouie,
You are so absofuckinglutely right!
AMEN to that!!!
ok...have fun in Frisco while I am cracking up at this picture.
Bravo, Fmovie. I think it's a rite of passage for most of us who post on D-Listed to have a run-in with someone! I've been called an idiot, a*hole, insensitive brute...everything short of being a republican fan of the Duff sisters.
Now, that would hurt.
Some of you are hyper sensitive twats. That are a chilling bore . Then their's the rest that are just the right amount of sugar & spice.
Oh yeah, and make sure to ignore beeyotches who enjoy making loaded comments like the one above just to stir things up. So lame!
Congrats on not using an (anon) Mel Jo. !!!!
I never mean to make a loaded comment. I just say what's on my mind. Isn't that what's cool about free speech? I'm not an easy to like person in person either, but I am fiercely loyal to beliefs, freinds and family, and would be the first one to help anyone who truly needed it.
Mouie,, its been dry season here if you catch my drift
DDS....
well, you know my name...look up de numbah!
jdm....
yes, I agree!! Naughty is good!
i hate MK..what a nigga
Just don't come back saying "Hella" all the time. Have fun in San Francisco!
We all know he's got favorites, why her?
DSS....
dunno why I keep putting DDS instead of DSS..sorry bout that. I'll work on that.
that's OK!
have a great time, M.K.!
wow sesame street really has gone all out with their new aged educational themes. first an HIV positive puppet now this. rock on!
Did someone say Naughty?? Hope you all had a great weekend!
it was a weekend. Is that you in the pic Naughty? That's one hell of a pic. It's beautiful on more than one level.
watch out naughty, mouie is a gross old man.
Bert is actually into beastiality. He loves pigeons, especially his pet pigeon Bernice. He sings a song called "Doing the Pigeon" on Sesame Street.
There's also some beastiality action on the Sesame Street video "Get Up And Dance". There's a song on there called "Do the Dog". A latino pre-teen sings it, the poor bastard. I bet he got teased at school for that performance. "...get down on your knees and do the dog..."
My new av showin up yet?
Watch out Paula, you might be turning on some ol pervert on this site.
Nope
I should make one that says "I heart FMouie!"
Droppin ...
HAHA!! well that would be a hoot I swear!! It would definitely piss-off the occasional "anon" bozos that like to throw in a zinger.
Just the thought and mention of it is enought to make me actually LOL. Thanks!! that was great!!
PS...your gravatar is showing, but I can't read the print. real tiny.
Paula....
you're a riot!! Didn't remember seeing all those beastiality references. Funny stuff!!
M.K.:
Speaking of S.F. Check out blogdorfgoodman.blogspot.com/
Some great 'Geisha' pics and products relating to the film. Have fun! Don't take the Bart at night, not safe.
Have fun Mk, you deserve it!
FMouie, I don't care what anyone says, you are one of the funniest mofos on this site, and I love you!
Whats up my bitches. I've missed all of you guys.
it is the other way around. ernie's dick is so long it wraps behind and around into bert's ass. i know. i was there.
Pixie I thought you were abducted by aliens or some shit, havn't heard a word from you in a while. I hope your sister stops embarassing you some day and the NEW YEAR brings you a super hot non-gay man!!!
p.s. I miss your Clare Bow pic.
Jan:
Genevieve:
Check out the link to the new flick out soon 'Marie Antoinette' through blogdorfgoodman.blogspot.com. The soundtrack has New Order/Joydivision on it. I'm fucking hystericaly giddy!!!!
Can't wait to see it.
Just stumbled upon this blog and it's downright hilarious. I'll be sure to keep on checkin the goods. Great job!
Joy I was abducted but really its good to be back
Love you, Pixie.
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M.K. has temporarily abandoned our asses, it's like child abuse or some shit.
*Hugs and Kisses* Joy
You too.
^joydivision, I know, I saw the trailer a few weeks ago and I was blown away by several things. First, Sofia Coppola is directing(I love her!)a movie about Marie Antoinette (love her too), second, she blows you away by setting the trailer for the film to New Order's 'Age of Consent'(F**K YES!!), but then, the thing that got me in a negative way was that dumb bitch, Kirsten Dumst, was cast to star as Marie! That totally took me down after I was so thrilled to see Sofia Coppola directing a film about Marie Antoinette with the music of New Order in it. Oh, how could she! I hate KD, I really do. It would have totally rocked if she got some european hot actress to play Marie!...
FMouie: It says "Happy Birthday Jesus" . A photo I took before Christmas. LOL. I did it for giggles.
Gen:
I guess she's Sophia's muse for now, either way I love period peices. I adored 'Elizabeth'. I adore Kate Blanchet in that scene where she is trying to decide what to say in front of court, for first time.
^joydivision, Thanks for that link to http://blogdorfgoodman.blogspot.com/
it is a cool blog site! I love all the Marie Antionette pics! (but not the ones with that fug bitch Kirsten Dumst!)
Gen why does everyone despise her so?
Oh your welcome.
joyD....Well, I can tell you, for me, I do not find her believable as an actress, I think she is over-rated. I think she got some lucky breaks in her career, and then it seems after that she is everywhere you look. I don't find her apple pie face attractive, and her eyes look dull and empty. I don't find her authentic in the roles she is given.
But, that is just my opinion.
I am a TOTAL whore for period piece films. OMG! I am glad there are others here too who love them like me, like you JD!
Remember 'Wings of a Dove' Helena Boham Carter? Great film.
There's seems to be a re-surganse of the french new wave of the 60's with Dreamlife of Angels & Lila Says. Great Great, not period pieces but equaly compeling.
joyD, I wotally loved 'Wings of the Dove', so fab! I also read the novel, Henry James is a bit tedious to read, but once you get into his style of writing, it is good!
Have you seen 'The House of Mirth', released several years ago with Gillian Anderson, Eric Stoltz, and Laura Linney? It is a must see!
Also, check out 'The Widow of St-Pierre' ('La Veuve de Saint-Pierre'), with Juliette Binoche, another goody!
Well, just a few of soooo many that I love!
Seen the first two, Washington Square was excellent. Jennifer Jason Leigh is my favorite american actress.
list em gen..
remeber Juliette Binoche in 'Blue'...her reaction when she hears her family was killed in car accident. I love Juliette.
^joyD, OMG yes! heartbreaking!
Juliette is GORGEOUS and she is one of my all time favs!
Just a list of some of my other favorite films (but not all period pieces):
Madame Bovary
Vanity Fair
Pride and Prejudice
Jane Eyre
Sense and Sensibility
Howards End
Emma
Elizabeth
Hillary and Jackie
Wuthering Heights
The Lover (L'Amant)
Indochine
Breaking the Waves
Damage
The Weight of Water
The Unbearable Lightness of Being....
Okay, I will stop for now.
joyD, did you ever see the film 'The Heart of Me' with Helena BonhamCarter? Geezus, it was sooo good too!!
Yeah, I like Jennifer Jason Leigh too, she totally can act her ass off! She is a talent.
AHHHH!!!!
Hilary&Jackie !!!!!!!Loved it
Emma, when Paltrow gets lectured by Jeremy Northam......Loved it
Unberable lightness!!!!!!!memories.
Damage I've seen probably at least a thousand times, not for the sex scenes, they were silly. I love that film & the late Louis Malle talking about the making of it, I loved Louis Malle R.I.P.
No never seen 'Heart of Me.
^OMG! I would totally love to be man-handled by Jeremy Northam or Jeremy Irons.....Total YUM!!
I am a big Jane Austen whore too if you cannot tell, I love all of her books. I know that sounds weird in this day and age, but f**k it, I totally love her!
Hilary&Jackie really strikes a chord for me, Literaly I play the Violin. I so have to buy that film, I always think about it, then forget.
I love Miss Jane. Unfortunatley, I'm drawn to dostoyevsky-esque reads.
I love the moonlight sonata slow movement no 5. Ahhhh.
Yes, Louis Malle was awesome! I loved 'Lucien Lacombe'and 'Vanya on 42nd Street'.....I found it weird that he was married to Candice Bergen though, I am not sure why though!
Totally check out 'Heart of Me' though with Helena Bonham Carter, she was sooo good in it!
^Geezus joyD, I just bought "The Brothers Karamazov' by Dostoevsky to read! I am a total whore for him, Tolstoy, Checkov, etc.etc.....OMG! I should shut up now!
Me too, Now there is a bizarre match? Talk about actresses you can't stand, she really pushes my buttons, can't stand her. Vanya was great I loved so so much. Learn to accept what is before you. So subtly.
'Notes from underground' Dostoyevsky.
I am the soldier.
^Totally!...Well, thanks for the GREAT discussion joyD, you totally rock!
Great minds think alike?
Gee, Gen I feel like we just had sex. I totaly am going to bed now, goodnight, great talking to you.
, Thanks joyD, me too, if not better! I am on the West Coast, so it isn't as late for me right now, but I totally have to get to things I have neglected while being on the computer. Have a good one, talk with you soon!
night.
^Bonne nuit!
jdm 7:17.....
Thanks jdm. I appreciate your enthusiasm. Makes me real happy to know you're laughing.
droppin..10:25....
IC! haha Well, it's certainly appropos. I like it! I've got SO many pics I've made with a graphics program I've had for years. Sort of a poor man's photoshop. I've just about given up on getting any of them here. For the life of me, I cannot get it going. I've written to gravatar and followed directions provided by 2pink, and others. Gravatar doesn't respond to me. I've even created a hotmail acct JUST for that purpose. all for naught. Well, I don't wanto stir it up again. I feel so bad that so many people try and help me through this and it's not working yet....just venting. Anyway, I like the concept of creating the pic. I hope Jesus likes it!
Shut the fuck up fool, who are you talking too? Why don't you go back to your N.A.M.B.L.A. sites.
Bert & Ernie are my fave Jewish / Puerto Rican gay couple.
Seriously though I had Ernie as the pithcer & Bert as the catcher
Dont judge a book.....
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