What's with his left eye drooping? Does he have Bell's palsy or something? Or maybe he is missing a hemisphere to his brain--only that would explain his attraction to her.
Blech...
Invasion of the BLOCKHEADS, run for your lives...
She must have an Angelina Jolie-esque nature to her vagina. Why else would ANYONE want to marry her? Yeah, she's richer than shit. But to wake up to that face everymorning.
Enough to drive any man to drink.
What happened to BAM? Did she find another site to post on?
Bam has her on site.
own, sorry.
I love the "Monet" reference! When I use it, no one ever knows what I am talking about. What movie was that from? ---"Looks good from far away, but up close-a big old mess." Was it Clueless???
Yup, it was Clueless.
Fug and Fugger!
(Or should that be Fuglier?)
They both look like ass.
LOL. I noticed the lazy eye, too! I'm bad.
OMG! WTF?? She puts the fug in fugly!
Geezus, this guy must seriously f**ked up to marry this bitch. Yeah, not only does she not have looks or talent, Tori Spelling has NO class, money certainly cannot buy you that.
Gross. *ugh*
Tree Farm! Ah hahahahaha! 
She's retarded.
You know Daddy threatened to cut her outta his will if she had the baby out of wedlock.
She is lucky to have been born rich.
When they spawn the kid'll have a face like a serving platter...yikes!
Karma is going to bite this ho up her ass.
I wonder if her ugly-ass rich daddy is gonna pay for this marriage, too!! Gawd dayum!! They are gonna have some FUG-ass kids!
It's not a lazy eye - it's a Shannon Doherty eye where one is much higher than the other. It's hot in the wankiest way possible.
It's the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ that's attracting men.
They're both still married & yet they think it's a great time to announce their engagement. They couldn't at least wait til after the holidays? Selfish assholes! I hope Charlie & this guy's wife have good lawyers that will capitolize on this shit.
krist she's SUCH a pig. I'll bet she had to get her hooves cleaned prior to any ring being put on.
He sees dollar signs when he looks at her fugly Mr. Ed horse face. Come on, it is no different than when beautiful
gold digging women marry short ugly fat viagra needing balding RICH men all the time for their money. Tori is so heinously ugly, however, the money makes up for having to look at her face, and not want to enter her in the Kentucky Derby.
Is it the new thing in Hollywood to have one eye smaller than the other?
WONKY EYE!
She looks like a tranny in this pic.
No amount of make-up will take away from the fact that she looks EXACTLY like her Dad.
Wasn't she supposed to be pregnant? What happened there (not that I want to encourage her spawning mind you.)
Big Toe: from what I understand, she IS pregnant. Scary, huh?
so much money......so little class
Is it me or does Tori Spelling look like a hundred year-old handpuppet?
AND she is a dead ringer for her ugly ass parents.
Actually, Perez Hilton and other sites are saying she is NOT preggers.
Anyway, if you all seriously think Dean is fug and Nachos is hot, you are smoking crack!!!!!!!
Whafuck. Burned my lip on that damn pipe again!
I AM SO TIRED OF SEEING ALL THESE RICH BITCHES. SHE'S NOT EVEN DIVORCED WITH HER FIRST HUSBAND AND ALLREADY MARRYING ANOTHER. SHE HAS NO MORALS.....
OMG - who watches Days - he's TOTALLY making a John Black face in that pic - I keep expecting him to say "that's a fact"
when 2 people are still legally married,yet announce an engagement to each other....how does that work?
And yes she looks exactly like her wild eyed mother Candy,KatyaKitty....
Is it the new thing in Hollywood to have one eye smaller than the other?
BOF | 12.28.05 - 8:53 am
WONKY EYE!
wakka wakka wakka | 12.28.05 - 9:10 am
You guys are too funny!! I laughed so hard, M. Dew came out my nose.. Ok, I just grossed myself out.
Oooh! mistake mistake. They shouldn't be getting hitched up and working together on *snort* "mind over murder" together! Dean needs to go back to Mary Joe Eustace. What's for Dinner was the shit!
Well, as long as it wasn't MK who came out of your nose! Oh now THERE'S a thought......yaw
LOL @ Hot Black Chick
His eye is creeping me out.
gawd...the semen from the first hubby isn't even crusted on her yet and she's got another guy breathing on her..
His left eye is f***ed up and her right eye is f***ed up. Maybe the baby will have normal eyes. Or maybe it will look like a lizard corpse - like Papa Spelling.
Well, as long as it wasn't MK who came out of your nose! Oh now THERE'S a thought......yaw
KatyaKitty | 12.28.05 - 12:03 pm
John Black face!LOL, cluessy, I was thinking the same thing. Who is this guy? These two are total douches.
Wonky Eye must be the new black.
Okay. Wonk-y or Wonk-a? Cuz now we're getting into chocolate versus just plain make-me-wanna-barf-in-my-mouth. (The orig Wonka had a wonk-y eye, doncha know.)
Invasion of the sloop-eye.
Word cannot describe the yuck factor of these two.
I wonder if they have a kid if it will be a block or a triangle?
Wonka-eyed = A crazed look in the eye when looking at chocolate
Wonky-eyed = Cock-eyed; Effed-up-eyed; Lazy-eyed; Freak-eyed, etc.
I love the term Wonky Eye! Good one, wakka wakka wakka!
You should patent that one and sell it to Webster's.
she cheated on her husband, i bet you he's going to cheat on her ugly ass right back. she'll be divorcing him . i give her soon to be 2nd marriage 1 WEEK!!!
She cheated on her husband; he cheated on his wife=marriage made in HELL! 
just goes to show you.......you can't buy common sense.
Is it me, or is it just that every single celebrity out there is doing that weird thing with their lips. I first noticed Mary-Kate Olsen doing it, then Ashley jumped on the bandwagon...then Jessica Simpson and now Tori...I don't get it...it's so ugly.
Ana, you mean the resyline injections that make them all look like ass-mouths? (vagina mouths?) ewwwww. I just made myself sick!
I totally agree..it is so fucking ugly.
^ooooh so that's what it is...I just thought it was some kinda ugly pout but now I realize! Thanks for the help bird! :D
Yeah Ana,
I think it's actually Restyline or close to that.
All the stars do it...according to the literary journal Star Magazine..ha!
It so makes them look WORSE!
It's proof that money can buy ugly.
All I want is a nose and boob job...nothing to dramatic...and I would be happy :D
Her brother has the same buggy eyes. I've never seen the parents but they must have some genetic predisposition towards looking like Boston terriers.
Ooo you should look up her daddy...he has really big bug eyes with bags all around them!
Is her Dad dead? I read something about how he molested his nurse. You just know he had her dressed up in some "slutty nurse" halloween type costume.
Na, Aaron Spelling isn't dead.
He is really old, though.
And she looks a lot like him,
I've never seen her mom....weird now that I think about it.
UFFF!
Meet The Fuglies !
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