haha! His pooch is checking out her cooch!!!
i like how the dog is trying to sneek a peek...yummy chocha
arghhhh BOF you beat me!
that dog is more interested in her cooch than Matthew is..He is so gay.
I don't get the appeal of stoner boy. Nice bod, but a fugly face. I'd hit it, but would have to put a bag over his head.
How tall is Matthew? He looks kinda short.
matthew's about 6' or 6'1. whassup with his orange man-purse? hehe
Matthew isn't homosexual, he is omnisexual.
I read in People's Sexiest Man interview him that he has not worn deodorant in 20 years...I loved him so much before I read that...
It also appeared he has an odd love of eating canned corn and puts it in everything...
I def. could NOT hit it unless he wore deo!
WTF? only 1 person so far has mentioned his murse. That beats her dress any day.
I bet you can tell alot about Matthew by what he keeps in his purse.
Normally the "No Deodorant" factor would be a deal breaker, but in this case just give me a bar of soap and a tub of water. I will gladly clean him up.
I so want him to be my boyfriend, b.o. and all! It will give us an excuse to take showers together all the time!
Alty: I think he probably has a baggie of weed, some rolling papers, a pipe, condoms and KY in his murse. What do you think he has in there?
Nah, nah, nah. The no-deo thing was bad enough, but a murse? And does she not notice that his dog is a canine perv? She looks like someone ate a box full of Crayolas and then yakked on her.
What's up with the doggy in the second photo?
A lady I know has met him in person, and she said the camera really does him no justice, that he's actually quite breathtaking in person.
"What's that smell? You hiding tuna casserole up your fugly dress?" 
Well now, if you are taking the word 'breathtaking' and applying it in it's true sense, okay. Or do you mean 'breathtaking' as in the way Seinfeld means it?
I think he's carrying his leather outfit after his "leather daddy" experience with MK.
KatyaKitty....
you're a riot here today!
penelope has a mustache
I bet that dog has no brain cells left if he spends all day with Matt firing up the bong.
I like her dress! They look cute together.
I don't get the appeal of Matthew... my friend met him in NY & said that he is going bald, and that he is short and really not that attractive... so I am assuming that by "breathtaking" it was meant in the Seinfeld sense... because my friend said he is not attractive. And yes, he does smell from what I hear... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... YOUR 2005 SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! EWWWWWW
that cute puppy dog must be male... he's sniffing up her skirt.
! Oh shit, I was totally thinking the whole 'Seinfeld' reference when someone mentioned the word breathtaking! Surely you jest!
MM is so not hot, my man has no lips, a lazy eye, and he looks high 24/7! Combine that with the "no-deoderant" thing and the man bag, Oh Hell NO!
*ugh*.....He does have a smoking body though!
Penelope Cruz has a manstache and a proclivity for wearing ugly shit. The little pup is totally thinking, "WTF is that smell?!"
MizRo - That's totally what I think he has in his man-purse.
That puppy is beyond cute!
FMouie, coming from you that is a mad compliment. I only been feeling this site for a few days, but you are so off the hook. I laugh minutely. (Is that the right word for this convo?)
However, I do have my moments. BTW, got an email from MK a while ago. Seems he thinks I'm a doll. But then, why shouldn't he? After all, I'm KatyaKitty. OMG, so NOT.
^MizRo, total good call on the contents of his manbag! I would add to that a huge bong and some drums! 
Geneviève, I hear ya. Pene-baby not only has a manstache, no one can understand the beeyatch, cuz her accent is so thick! Isn't she the one who played that Mexican artist with the unibrow? Frida something? Actually, does anyone care? Speaking of that, gotta go get waxed......
I think he should be required to only wear those green polka dotted shorts and nothing else at all times.
Matthew is smokin' hot....
^KatyaKitty, not Penelope, but Salma Hayek.....That movie rocked though! The real Frieda Kahlo had a unibrow, but she could totally wear that shit!
Hey, they are walking in front of my building...well, the building where I work! 9601 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills.
KatyaKitty....
well if MK says you're hot, I basically trust him (we agree on Jordan at any rate, all the guys? well, we tend to differ there haha) and so you MUST be.
ps, tks for the props hon. For a newbie here, you def got the hahas we like and need!
Geneviève, thanks for clearing it up. I actually know some of Frieda's work and I must say, one has to be completely fucked-up to appreciate it. I am so appreciative right about now. But I'm feeling ya on her being able to wear that ugly-ass Pucci-looking crap.
oh ick, it looks like Pen's toes are totally overlapping her shoes. Starr Jones needs to intervene and drag her ass to Payless for the shoe hookup.
Oh, as if. Starr Jones is too busy worrying about who her assclown hubby if bone-ing to think about going to a downscale, discount place that sells fugly-ass shoes. Check out Perez to see the photoshop book covers of her and her gay husband. It is to laugh. BTW, luv the name FiberDork.
I think the thing she's wearing is called...um...lemme think.......
Oh yeah. It's called a dress.
FMouie - I am sooo flattered cuz I am a total newbie. But MK just likes that I *love* this site (and that I invited him to my brother's place in P-Town - shhhh). I am so NOT his type. Not unless he likes.......wow. Brain fart. Sorry. As for hahas, I got a million of 'em. You sound like fun tourself. Actually, most on this site sound fun. But baybee, I am so feeling' ya. Thanks for the 'newbie' props.
xoxKat
YUMMMMMM MATTHEW!!! Thanks, MK. I love the days when we get some Matt
Its more like WHY in the hell they re still together? I think she looks fine here...for a cocktail party! Shes cutting edge euro-trash and known to experiment with the finer side of high fashion. He looks like hes ready to unload a truck, the only times I've ever seen him dress up are on the red carpet or in photoshoots,(not a put down cause he can afford to) and jocks got no patience for accents. lol
So whats the attraction? inquiring mind wants to know?
Is it wrong that I'd love to be the crotch of his jeans?
I think Penny is wearing one of those Sean John diarreah dresses...
Genevieve and LA!! We'll add the bongos and bong to the contents of the murse!
No saram23 its not wrong, with that being said is it wrong that I love his thighs in those pants? I would spark one with him anytime he asked.
Mizro, I feel like we know each other. That is weird, I use the term omnisexual all the time and I have never read or heard anyone else use it.
NB: *hug* Most Dlisted-devotees have commonality: some more than others! I love the word but I don't get to use it often; I felt it was appropriate.
Where are you from, NB?
the murse has to go, but I'd still hit it. I've seen him around town (I live in Austin), and he's a good lookin' guy... Not my ideal type, but hey, if I were stoned and he were stoned, I'd let him blow me. I couldn't return the favor because ... well, he doesn't use deodorant on his ARMPITS, I can only imagine the horror that is his crotch!
It's another one of those "I told you not to pet that squid!" kind of dresses. The dress would be great if it didn't have the black creeping crud on it.
Vixyn, let me in on that cipher homie...Matthew is not hot...but if he wants to light me up I will call him sexy.
KatYa.....
well it must be a very small world indeed when a stranger on a blog site can invite another to their family's home!
plus, when a word-nerd like me can be the recipient of a "feelin'" from a sweet stranger like you, the world is small, yet not crowded at all.
Awww I feel the love here at DListed today. The holiday spirit is in full effect!!!
I love all you bitches.
And we love you wakka x 3...
matt is cute, but sexy haha, and his goofiness is infectious. he's not that tall.
FMouie - to a fellow 'word nerd'.....***MUA***
Sometimes (in cases like this) the world is way too big. Darlin', where u been all our lives? If you your're a true word nerd, let me know. I got a word nerd question that will blow your stem!
Awwww, I love Penny, and that dress might be a Pucci, costing more than we all make in a month rolled into one. The girl just can't look bad, end of story, full stop.
wakka wakka wakka - and we love you as well. Yes, the amour still exists. Unless you're Parasite and you've had a shot of Patron!!!!! Then ANYONE goes! LOL
uhoh!!
haha go ahead hon. Not sure we have the same definition, but I opened my yap, let me have it.
it's poochie and pucci! LOL
That side view of Penelope makes her look like Fivel!
http://www.americantail.com/
It's the kind of outfit a lesbian wears when she is out with her gay friend.
They make a cute couple in an odd kind of way...all three of them...
That dog is trying to lick her stinky coochie!
Matt is so not hot. I never did understand the appeal of him. Penelope has always reminded me of a baby bird waiting with it's mouth open for the momma to feed it. The doggie's cute though.
I love how he matches his bag with his watch/bracelet and his doggy strap.
yea the dog is totally confused too.
Lol the dog's sniffing her cooch!
Okay, FMouie. here goes and no cheating. What is the only word in the English language that has all five vowels in it and in the AEIOU order? (They are not all next to each other, however).
Hey sluts, I watched Sahara last night and these two bitches were really hot in it. Just sayin.
WTF is Sahara?
KatyaKitty: It's a movie, silly goose!! You know, the commercials for it were all full of sand, all-terrain vehicles, things blowin' up and such... Oh, and I remember lots of skin, too!
Honk! Never heard of it, but thx for the clarification. Sand doesn't do a whole lot for me unless it's on a beach with a partially tattooed Latin boy handing me margaritas.
I actually prefer my partially-clad lad to be of Asian and Swedish descent... MmmmHmmmm... Oh to be in Waikiki!!!
Isn't Parasite in Waikiki? An Asian-Swedish mix? Now THAT I'd like to see, Miz! But for me, there's just something about men with Hispanic and/or Latin blood. They are sooooo sexual. I would hit 'em all! YAW!
KatyaKitty: Death to Parisite, seriously!
I was in Waikiki several years ago: the most beautiful man I have ever seen was that mix... *sigh*
I am Latina - I don't like Latin men... I know it's strange but they require waaaaay too much work!
Oh, I hate that f-ing bitch. Don't EVEN get me started. I do not know one guy who'd want to hit that. Wow, Miz, wish I'd been there to see this guy. Did ya hit it? You know, Latin men do need a lot of work, but they sure can work it! Slurp.
Wanna see something funny. Go to Ted's column on E! and read about the perfume he designed for Parasite. He calls it Heir Piss or something. He kills me.
Sure did, Kitty!! On a catamaran!!
He was the tourist guide around Diamond Head: needless to say, he really knew his stuff!
I saw that shit yesterday! Ted is astute at creating scents for celebs...
Oh shit! YOU'RE MY FUCKING HERO, MIZ! Diamond Head? Was the 'Head' good? lol I've hit it some strange places, but a catamaran? Damn. BTW, speaking of.......if you value your life, don't ever do it in a canoe. Ted rules - he is such a bitch.
Hmmm... 9601 would not be on Robertson...it would be on a perpendicular street at least a half mile West...
Divine, love, simply scintillating!!
Out on the water, under the sun, breezes tickling our bodies... *sigh*
A canoe? Excellent try - I'm glad you survived...
Truth? We actually sank the damn canoe, and I didn't think that was possible. So somewhere in Vermont is a sunken canoe with a cooler of liquor and a shoe in it.
I am sitting at my desk guffawing, Kitty!!
I'll be sure to look out for the canoe: it's well-equipped!
Can't stop laughing, girl!
I'm laffing, too, cuz of what you and FMouie just said on another post. Here's another tip: Do not ever think (no matter where you be) that you and your lover are alone. Trust me, this is such a lie. OMG, is it a fucking lie. TRUST me.
Big Brother? Nosy neighbors? Spy-cams? I totally believe you, Kitty!
I guess we are all exhibitionists, even if we don't think so... I like to ba voyeur, too!
KatyaKitty...you need a latino in your life? You should make the flight plans right now to Puerto Rico...mmmm...love me the Puerto Rican papis.
Miz - How about BF is away in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY but shows up very unexpectedly with a videocam??????? SOB was bet a case of beer that I was hitting it with someone else. What can I say? It was, like, college.
BX - This one guy I am sooo feeling is half Puerto Rican. My problem is I don't know him. Never met him, but I know who he is. And it AIN'T that assclown Ricky Martin. 
oooh KK, what you need to do is to speak up...let me tell you something about us Peurto Ricans..we are loud, to be modest they call it "lively"..just whenever your talking increase the volume of your voice to a level that is not obnoxious, so he can notice you. Once you have his attention, laugh like your friend said something funny and then make eye contact and give a nice smile, they love that shit.
Si, but what if they are a celeb and can have anyone? (I am so cheesy.)
Facetious?
NYC MIzro- Sorry it took a while.
celebrity or not...fucker got PR in his blood he'll go for it...
seriously i was fucking looking at j. hernandez pic and was thinking of the ways i would rape him...even though me raping him is physically impossible..unless he likes it like that, than i'm down.
Oh, you have my vote! But the guy I'm feeling is famous for being in a boy band, which really fucks me up. But he's just so HOT! Damn, I hate myself.
Wait are you talking about Howie from fucking backstreet boys!!!!!!
It actually looks like the dog is pulling on the leash to get a peek up her dress. If she smells she must be really stanky for him to be able to smell it that far away!
Oh you are so right. LOL - what can I say? I worship at the feet of his BSB ass. I know someone who met him and she sez he's HOT! Okay, kill me. What is so wrong with a BSB? I so did not ask that. I'm OUTED!!!!!
And you knew who I was talking about? Hmmmmm. BUSTED!
I dunno ... he has always kinda reminded me of Woody Harrelson; just a wacky kinda guy. Perhaps it was when he got caught playing the bongo drums nekked - which I find pretty amusing - but for me, it causes some detraction from his obvious good looks. Which is really unfortunate!
There is nothing wrong with that BSB. KK, yes he is actually a good lookin man...and i had to take my sis to a concert when they came to NYC, so I do know of BSB. IT's cool though we outed each other.
it looks like pucci
you forgot to mention he's rocking a man purse
Michael K, You are a Vulgar and creepy Rot
Lay off Penelope and get a life. She looks stunning and your girl friend should be as devastating as your filthy mouth.
i dont give a horses butt!!! he is still hot deo no deo, murse no murse...whatever! REGARDLESS...HE'S HOT! and i dont think she is the right girl for him... i rather see him w/hmmm.... me
Matthew: Wakeup you can do much.....better than this. Tattoo's all over is far from PURE, and A CHILD OF GOD. Go back to Mom Kay, and go back to bed, and come back to the table, or sit in your Dads recliner and do some soul searching. I am not a blogger, but a nice down to earth guy like you do some soul searching and have that family you dream of, but with the woman that will be there by your side forever.God willing. L/
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