is this for real?
Read this on Page Six this morning: what a loser!
Hate him and his self-absorbed, arrogant disposition. Just like his mommy.
Hmmm...maybe if he were attractive, educated, and/or successful that would help his cause...because this New Yorker ain't interested in his present disposition.
BUMMER...his dad would be so pissed at him for this unbelievable display of egotism and pathetic behavior. sux.
He's been hanging around egomaniac Gallo too much!
My yorkie Babboo is 18, I'll ask her if she is interested. Though I think she is too good for him.
What does he do exactly? I mean seriously he has nothing to offer. And his punkass better re-think that whole "no deformities" requirement. Not a whole lot of room to talk in the looks department.
With his looks and personality, he should be happy to find a girl period.
An IQ over 130 eliminates Paris, Tara and most of the celebrities featured on the Dlist.
"Oh, Oh what a lonely boy..."
He will marry when he finds someone he can love more than he loves himself!
John is hanging his head in shame.
Ugh, he is describing his mother.
wow...that's so sad i almost had a feeling.
I can't believe he is that desperate.
where don't i sign up?
Yoko Ono is batshit crazy. He's probably delusional.
I like how he wants all these things..yet his ex girlfriend is Bijou Phillips. IQ higher than 130? Hah! I think not.
Yoko must be prodding him to procreate.
John loved him so much. this would make him very sad. don't worry, sean. there are probably eleventy million women out there that would love to sleep with you.
mpcmike: as if!! BWAHAHAHA!!
even the money wouldn't make me get near that crazy Yoko.
If everything doesn't work out for him, he could always get a Leather Daddy.
sean's going about it all wrong.he needs to get some gnarly-ass tats, not bathe or shave for a month, wear the fugliest clothes he can find, smoke, drink and do drugs. oh yeah, and have a huge package.
How would you like to have Yoko as your mother-in-law?
This makes me want to write a sad song. John I hope you're up there smokin a big one.
I don't like him 
Gross! He seems nothing like his father and he is all his mother! That totally sucks. Yoko as a mother in law?? F**k no!
Ever heard of matri-in-law-cide! 
What a moron. I see he takes after his mother.
Such a loser.
didn't he once date leelee sobieski? she's smart but clearly doesn't fit the no deformities clause. his fugly ass couldn't get a woman who meets half that list!
5th nipple?? I only have 2, how many does he have??
hahah! he used to date Bijou, so NOW he has to specify the IQ!
He's probably just feeling insecure since his breakup and wants to see how many bitches/hoes write and send their pictures to Page Six, in order to feed his fragile ego.
So third and fourth nipples are okay?
jdm....
HAHA!! I guess so, my friend!! Leaves me out, I only have 1...one uni-nipple that crosses my entire chest.
He can't really be this desperate, can he?? Scads of chicks would be glad to date him for his dad's fame alone (even if he were even fuglier than he is!)There must be something (mental)going on here.
Can you imagine having Yoko Ono as a mother-in-law? There's not enough money in the world. Maybe after she dies then some bitches would be interested in him(and his money).
I'm trying not to be blinded by his shiny outfit and the fact that his only claim to fame is who his daddy was. I'm sorry - who is this guy again and what contribution to society does he make?
Are we sure that he is looking for a girl? I think deformities is code for no pussy or breasts please...
Apparently he's looking for someone completely unlike his mother.
What a waste of human skin and oxygen. You sure Yoko didn't throw away the baby and raised the afterbirth? It doesn't seem to have a soul.
Oh man, page six is going to be inundated w/ cash grabbing whores
Ugh I just hate it when they have 5 nipples too..
Libressa: BEST COMMENT!! "raised the afterbirth" 
!!!!!
After dating Bijou Phillips how can he have the nerve to have standards and guidelines. She is a crazy slut.
I thought he was dating that girl from Cibo Matto. What happened?
What an asshat.
Better he stay alone and miserable than hook up and make someone else miserable too.
At least his half-bro Julian made a halfway decent album in the 80s. What exactly has Sean done?
Assclown! Even Britney wasn't able to find someone with those qualifications.
lmao...is he for real? I am mad that he is requesting someone pretty......wait so if i have 3 nipples he is ok with that...fucking great!
I'm chuckling over the "be born female" part. Like he's had problems in the past with trannies or something.
LA I didn't see your mother-in-law comment, LMAO we were thinking the same thing.
Pahahahathetic!
i don't believe he actually said that. that's just a rumor.
I have never been able to get past that disgusting mole on his nose. Why on earth wouldn't he get that removed? And he says he doesn't want a woman with deformities?
He is disgusting and self absorbed. No WONDER he's alone and miserable. He deserves it.
Now I feel bad for the kid. His father was shot to death when he was a small child & his mother is Yoko Ono, did he really ever have a chance?
"Sometimes when I write I hear Johns voice in my head"
Oh sorry that's Paul pathetic lie, to try and sell his garbage.
He creepy...he looks like a serial rapist.
Yep jd, I kinda feel bad for Sean. Though even if his dad had lived I think he'd still be fucked up. I think Julian has said that John would say extremely cruel things to him at times. John strikes me as a guy that could definitely mess with your head. "Keep on playing those Miiiind Gaaaames, together..."
I wonder why he can't find a woman.....?
What a Bozo!
Paula...
I'm a major Beatles fan and I have to agree with you. John was apparently pretty cruel and heartless at times. It's sad to see the children of fucked-up parents and how they turn out.
I can't stand people talking trash about John, He gave us 'Imagine'...brought us so much joy. I'm gonna cry.
hmmm...
Well, I suppose I meet the boy's criteria being between ages 18-45, having an I.Q above 130, being dangerously honest, possessing an inner & outer beauty (well, according to popular opinion... though I am critical of my own flaws I don't have any visible deformities). I also have a kind heart. Unfortunately I'm not interested in him. I can only guess (hope) that if he uttered this upsetting comment that he was kidding! His sense of humour lost on most i suppose!
If he's serious, I would suggest he join MENSA & try to meet someone there. Still it's a pretty tall order & the most intelligent of our species aren't always the most physically beautiful...inner beauty should be paramount anyway...Bonne chance!
I have actually known two guys with four nipples but I have never even heard of five! let me whip up a spell for that LOL
Oh jd, please don't fret. Even though John was a genius he was also a regular ol' flawed human being like the rest of us. I can't speak for him but I do think that he wouldn't want us to think of him as some kind of supreme exalted perfect saint.
More on what I was just sayin'... it's possible for entertainers to be wonderful when performing but be less than wonderful in real life. You just never know what the truth is unless you personally know someone. When Paul Winchell(the ventriloquist) died this year, people were emailng his daughter April Winchell, criticizing her for earlier comments she had made about her father being a total asshole dad. People were saying stuff like "He brought us so much joy, how could you say such terrible things about him?" You just never know... she could be right, or she could just be bitter and hateful.
I am a John Lennon fan regardless of whether or not he was sometimes mean. It's just human nature.
Paula.....
I'm wid ya. It's the humanity in him that made him who we love. I think "Mother" was one of the most powerful songs ever written and I get sorta teary when I hear it, knowing his life and what he experienced, along with my own skeletons that run parallel (barefoot, I might add)
Ok Sean, I fit the age requirement and my mother says I'm beautiful and have a kind heart. My IQ (I think) is 129 but that's pretty close eh?
Here's the plan, grab ALL the money, burn Yoko's passport, then move to Canada. We can be together and your Mum can NEVER visit. I'm going to be FIRM on this.
First task, we go to a PS and have that ugly-ass mole removed and get you some more flattering glasses.
What do ya say Sean? Sound like a deal?
Violet.....
Yep FMouie, flaws are what makes people mulitfaceted and interesting. The best biographies are the ones where the writer has balanced the "good" and "bad" of the person. I hate the ones that go too much in either direction-- a total whitewash sanitized bio or a smear job bio(unless the famous person really *was* totally awful and noone disputes it).
I often forget that John's childhood was not so peachy keen and that it has a hand in shaping who he is/was.
Paula....
yep.
sidenote-- check out, "chaos 3", a marine's blogsite. Makes me want to wave the flag.
I guess I'm out. I suffer from depression and was on anti-depressants. How dare he talk about clinical/psychological disorders! people have this for a reason.
Yoko oh no
Hey, the good news is that Yoko is like 70 something so she is set to croak soon. So, the chick that bags this dude could be rid of the hag soon and then be sitting on a ton of dough and all she has to do is blow this guy once and a while, pop out a kid and a she's set.
Hell, I could hang with that.
Let's see, I'm on antidepressants, so that leaves me out. That stupid fucker looks too much like Yucko OhNO to be even considered.
So this is John and Yoko (or w/e her name is) child? I imagined him to have more slanted eyes.
That white suit is pimp though.
"Imagine' is overrated. It has influenced people to just dream and be content on wishful thinking, instead of taking action for the betterment of humanity.
Okay, let's see. My IQ is 145, I am between 18 and 45, and I was definitely born female. Unless you count big boobs (each with only one nipple), I have no deformities and I do have a kind heart. I am not bad-looking and I promise that when I am taking my medication faithfully, I am no danger to anyone. PASS THE LITHIUM!
Yes, Kitty: but would you be able to hit that?
So not. Pseudo-intellectuals do nothing for me. Plus, Yoko scares the crap out of me! That thing is fugly!
Bwahaha... They are both fugly (and quite a bore).
Yes. Fugly, boring with no discernible talent except one married it and the other was spawned by it.
Thins skin
Paper thin
Fantasize you're giving it to them.
Here's a follow-up. You sluts nailed it - The Post is being bombarded. I haven't read it yet so if it's boring, my apologies in advance.
http://www.nypost.com/news/regio...lnews/
59622.htm
Thanks, Kitty! Yikes... The cash-whores are responding!
The only one allowed to call us 'sluts' is M.K. you dumb bitch.
I ask you. Where is the love? Who said I'm dumb?
I think I'm missing M.K. sorry Katya.
No worries. We all miss him, I guess. And I've only been on this site for a few days so I can't imagine how all y'all feel! And for the record, I'm not dumb but I can be soooooo stupid. 
KatYa...
Sound like my kinda woman!! Let's do it!! Woohoo!!
Don't worry Kitty: feel Fmouie and my love!
Let's all do it! Feelin' ya both, actually. I just loves me some Miz and FMouie. Whaddaya say we
Bwahahaha! "You so funny"! As long as it's not in a canoe!
Okay, so that wasn't one of my better ideas. All that was left was an oar. :-0 :-0
Kitty: I can totally envision you hanging on to an oar as your boyfriend falls in the water clutching the cooler.... Good times, good times!
Wait......Just had a flashback. What was the question?
We were on our way to a friend's place across Lake Asshole and never again what a damn pit that place was. Seriously, several bottles of Grey Goose and Patron perished in that accident. The funeral was amazing. Like, everyone who was anyone showed up. No, really. The canoe barely got a mention in the obits. And the shoe was compltely snubbed by the paparazzi.
...and the oar is a prized possession to this very day...
Mounted on the wall, babe. My current BF got no fucking clue. He sits wondering why my friends laugh when they see it. He got a great sense of humor, but this he would not find funny. Well, a girl has to have keepsakes, right? Now where did I put that hankie.....
Somebody, Please, please, take my baby!
MizRo...KatYa....
Yeah Baybee!! I'll bring the OJ for the Goose!
Oh, you heathen. You wanna have OJ with your vod, then you might as well drink Absolut. But we'll still let YOU into our booth, FMouie! Loves us some par-tays!
I'd hit that shit just to say I did.
Didn't he use to date that old chick from Cibo Matto? Total mommy complex. What the ad should have said is "45 to 55, floppy tits, Asian, screeches like cat in heat". If only Bai Ling weren't so young and perky, she'd qualify!
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