I just can't get interested in Jake, no matter how I try.
Poor Dunkin Donuts guy! He died from diabetes. I hope it wasn't from eating all those donuts! 
WTF!!
Brit thinks another baby will make things better? Brainless twit.
Julia Roberts/Oprah: pffft! Who really gives a shit?
Chestica/Nick: let it go...
Aniston: who asked you, bitch?
i don't know wet cc...that picture of toothy is so fucking hot...i love wet boys.
i think i'm gonna go get a donut in memory of the death...like when the guy who invented the bundt pan died i made a cake.
Damn after seeing Jake's picture on hollywood rag I have no doubts that Jake is Toothy Tile now.
How many people saw Brokeback over the weekend?
rollerslut: He was also Sam Breakstone - I'll have cottage cheese in his honor!
Scarlett J. personifies everything that is Glamourous Hollywood. She is perfect!!!
scarlett is a poser.
I thought it was Elijah Wood. I was disappointed to read about the carpentry.
Scarlett does nasty, greasy men in elevators.
Scarlett is the true definition of a hollywood whore.
horseshit! that's just spin from poppa joe to portray jessica in a more favorable light.
WTF? A second baby? She already has one and his name is KFed. What is up with these stupid girls thinking a guy will stick around for a baby? He's already got THREE that he doesn't spend any time with! I think she just misses all that attention she got from the media when she was pregnant.
Dead on, grey and 2Pink... I dislike her intensely.
Where the hell are you guys getting this stuff about Brit and a 2nd baby? I dont see anything posted about that....?
That Victoria is a big bitch. Seriously, I think she could crush you with one hand. Sheesh.
"Jake Gyllenhaal loves wood!"
What a coincidence! Ironically enough, I love Jake's wood!
Scarlett=overrated.
Okay, so Jessica and Nick apparently stayed at the same hotel as I did when I was in Hawaii 9 years ago. Just to clarify, I did not stay in the $3,300 a night bungalow, I was in the main hotel. I remember reading the brochure, which said that when Jack Nicholson stayed in a bungalow, he requested goats milk, and there was none on the entire island of Maui, so they flew some in from another island. Um, I wouldn't brag about that, I would hang my head in shame for such a blatant display of celebrity ass kissing.
who is this victoria person?
HMMM...LA can I get sloppy seconds when your done with Jake's wood?
I love Scarlett...she is perfection!
victoria is a big fug model, i know fugney is'nt preggers again and good riddance minime. jess can concentrate on her career and her life now.
scarlet is a good actress, but she was never in a number one movie. rip dunkin donuts man and jake feels better now that he's finally came out the closet.
huh
so sad
I still think SJ is perfect. She just looks like old time Hollywood. Except for that time she was sporting some nose ring and looked all greasy - but get the girl a $40,000 stylist and she's perfect!
The Kiki Dunst relationship makes much more sense now that I know that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay.
time to bury the donut man
See Toothy isn't gay. Only straight guys like carpentry, right?
I'd be willing to share some wood with jake... perhaps he could mold it into something?
Hunky carpenters make me hot. Oh Jake, I know you are Toothy but I sure wish you weren't. You could make me beautiful bookcases & coffee tables and I would kiss you all over your beautiful body and....sorry, off topic there.
My favoritw part of the Star story about Chestica is that Joe is trying to get another reality show on MTV with her life after Nick. That would be perfection.
Poor Dunkin' Donuts guy. I really loved those commercials when I was a kid. That's really sad.
Damn Victoria, can we all say FLAT ASS!! I wouldn't be caught dead in a thong if I had her lack of ass!! LOL!
"Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Excited Over Wood"
Lol.
Someone needs to get the footage of Sharon Stone making a visit to Europe this past week.
She was doing a benefit, and botox be damned, she shed real tears.
She sang with the choir...and was in key. Watch out, Titney!
And you know she did it all looking truly fabulous.
Now THAT is glamour. SJ, take notes.
That is so sad about the Dunkin Donuts dude! 
That was supposed to be a sad face...I don't know why it came out pissed.
I love Dunkin D's as much as any Bostonian - but doesn't his moustache look a little Hitler-esque?
oh, this damn JORDAN thing is a straight porn goddess...gotta love that..what a rack!!..not to mention her other edibles..and, oh yeah, mf's need to cut the b.s. comments like " VICTORIA's got a flat ass" 'cause you know you'd be the 1st in line to dive right the hell in if she said "cum get this flat ass right now slave"..trifling, dude.
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