lol MK her titties are probably the most hypnotic i've ever seen. i wonder if jordan could steal brad from angelina's vagina? i'd like to see her titties against angie's vagina!
Good lord. And I think that I have a hard time finding shirts and bras that fit.
Hideous! C'mon now, she is soooo ugly!
ok she's hot ( in a decidedly SKANKY way) but her tits are just do GD big!
CHEESE TOAST HO !!!
dammit Michael K! i just got ready to leave. i don't have time to masturbate.
There's nothing unique about her. She looks like a lot of other big breasted blonde Playboy/Hustler models.
i hate this hooker
Really gross implants aside, I should have such a bod. But I guess I'm naive, cuz I got NO fucking idea who she is or what (besides her ta-tas) she's famous for. Someone clarify, puh-leeze? (I apologize ahead of time for living under a rock.)
YUK
What? No phone? Look where the Bite Me comment is...LOL.
You should see her sex tape it's soooooooooooo funny.
http://tgp.cablewhore.com/partne...rice-sex-video/
sorry, but to these eyes, this is very hot!! YEEEfuckingHAHH!! Silicon, rubber, Elmer's glue, whatEVAH!! I would (PLEASE, dear Lord) bang and rebang; lap, slurp, nibble on every inch of that bod. M m MM m. Eatin' good in the neighborhood!
What a hooker!!!, plastic, fake hooker.
MK - Did you get the Jordan 2006 calendar for Christmas?
Does anyone know what her crotch tattoo is in August? Hopefully, it's not a fungal growth.
Checked it out. I am not into girls but for her, I could make an exception. Damn.
thank the lord for airbrushing, she doesn't look as greasy as she normally does.
She is total competition for Parasite!
Love the leg warmers, orange spray tan, ripped fish net stockings, crotch tatoo, and the black roots in her white fake weave!.....Damn, so much to do to get the 'look' in 2006! 
GIANT TITS with special guest, Jordan.
She actually looked better as a brunette, the yellow hair isn't working.
What the hell is she doing in the May photo?
Okay, what's wrong with y'all? That isn't a tat. That's the lice remover cream! Jeez - get with it! Okay, I just really freaked myself out. Need another bottle of Patron.
I wonder if the tatoo she has showing in August hurts.
^veggie girl, Geezus, it looks like she is letting out some gaseous fumes!
Or trying to a drop cell phone out of her cooch or ass! Ha hahahaha!
i think in august that's a heart-shaped landing pad.
why is she? what does she do?
she should really stick to wearing makeup in all the pics. it looks like a dude with huge fake ones and overtanned. "It" looks horrible
Wow! She reverses colour from Sept to Oct!!!
She looks better brunette. The fake blonde is disgusting.
Hmmm, Im really questioning my sexuality now! this bitch is doing somethin' to me that I cant put my finger on...actually my fingers are on it, which's worrying me!
What is the obsession with this tramp?
I think it's heart shaped pubes. PERfect guiding pattern for my and MK's tongue! (LOL)
and apparently Katya too!! NICE!!
I'm smelling foursome!
(or maybe that's the pubes. no matter, I am THERE!)
was that all really necessary?
what a waste of space.
I think she's HOT! and everyone who says otherwise is either blind or Jealous!!! And this is coming from a gay man! C'mon, this Biotch is on fire!
I with you Joe. I don't see how anyone could wack it to such a scab on the skin of mankind.
she makes me feel tingly down below
Just Gross. Sorry MK. She looks like a horrid trannie gone wrong.
FMouie, you are there? Me too.......sorry. Visions of a foursome....YAW. Where was I? OH! 2 things: I know of NO guys who actually like implants (and although I could have had them, I chose not to join the pack and BTW, mine are spectacular au naturel), and um...I take great pains to make sure my pubes don't smell anything but really, really hot.
I now have to take a cold shower.....
I have the same question: Is that a tat, or is she showing us some bush in August?
She is sooo fake. And for those of you who are questioning you sexuality over this?!!! Please! If this big implant fake hooker can send you over then perhaps you are already there. Her breast are so ridiculous that they actually get in the way of her decent looks.
I find that it is usually gross straight men (who would not know what to do with all that titty) over the top gay men and ridiculously straight girls (ie I kiss girls when I am drunk) who get all hot and bothered by skanks like this. And this is from a LESBIAN who would never be tempted by this douchebag. My girls breast are BIG but this is gross. Although, I did enjoy her Christmas pics with her son. Cute!
at any rate to each their own!
MK You are totally up for MultiTasker of the year. Here you are in SF - on vacation - getting spanked by leather clad men and you are STILL posting more than the other blogs who ARENT on vacation. You freaking rule, baby !!!
This chick is like a beat version of Jenna Jameson
I love this bitch, she loves being plastic and making money off it. The calendar was so tacky, a true classic!
she looks beautiful in october and june
Anonymous: I am a straight female and I have kissed other straight females. Okay, Okay, yeah we were drinking......um....uh...Mexican drink. Shit!.......OH! It was tequila! And it was sooo hot hello - Cozumel in season!!!!!). But I am no muncher, and even if I was, implants are nasty. My BFs and GFs all agree.
there is such a thing as too much...
anon 2:16, i agree with you. coming from a straight guy, fake bitches like this really don't do much for me. but she is soooo much fun to snark on.
the tattoo is roses if you click to enlarge.
march and set are hot.
MK: she does have a great body, from her flotation devices down...
I totally thought her tattoo was pubes...anyway I think she had potential, her tits are just so distracting...otherwise she is pretty.
Damn, people have fun...some folks get so worked up on here.
who is Jordan? What is she known for?
she is so fucking ugly!!! $2.00 whore.
Dear God,
I am SO trying to ignore stupid comments from an idiot here. PLEASE, dear God, keep me strong so that I may avoid confrontation and frustration. Amen.
Yeah KatyaKitty, blame it on the tequila...LOL. There is a reason I stay away from that drink.
Fucking grossssssssssssssss.
Why is she covering her nips. Disappointing!
Are you people blind? Or do horrible bleach jobs, horrific boob jobs and horrifyingly orange skin turn y'all on?
She is an atrocity. Blech!
id like to see what she looks like without the boobs, tan, hair dye and plastic surgery. Im sure she looks much better. you cant call someone hot who has had all that work done. if anything, thank her plastic surgeon and makeup team!
Preach it Ginger!
damn her hair bothers me she is in serious need of a haircut
I'd fuck her in September.
Her landing strip in August is hysterical.
This broad is a nightmare.
She is pretty, I will hand her that. HOWEVER, those boobs are WAY too big! She makes all girls with implants look bad which isn't fair. Her boobs are what ruins everything...she should go down a size or two or three and she would look good.
That bitch is FRIED! I guess White men find her hot, but a Black man laughs out loud at that shit. Her titties aren't even sexy at this point, not like you can get anything but a nipple in your mouth! She has NO hips, thighs, or ASS, so stay where you are sweetie- she's not even competition!
She looks like she has a great personality. Are those extensions? Nice. I can see why you guys like her.
will someone- anyone- answer me.....who is she?????
Kim - and would there be any other excuse? I mean...worm in a bottle...HELLO????? i like your way of thinking, though, cuz it's along mine.
Redstallyun: When can we meet? LOL
Thank you , Nada! WHO THE HELL IS SHE??????????
She is a British slut who is "famous" much like Jenny McCarthy, or Pam Anderson, or any other big-boobed, plastic, wanabe-Barbie, chick.
She really has no discernible talent except for her breasts, but I may be mistaken!!!
Thanks, Miz. Must resume my lowly existence now. God, why did I even ask?
well, I will attempt to make sense of the erotic here, at least from my perspective. Apparently there are peeps that cannot see beyond the personality, which, frankly, I could care less about. I'm not getting married to her, just want to fantasize fucking her.
regardless of the size, make, model, material of her tits, there is a distinct shape that is a result of her disproportionate body. It IS that disproportion that is attractive. It exagerates the female curves to an extent that is, yes; extreme. NOT that I've ever dated, or met anybody like this to mold my fantasies after. It's just the exageration AND the fact that she's WILLING to exagerate her figure for the SOLE purpose of getting attention for SEXUAL fantasy. It's mostly psychological.
Those tits are absoLUTEly too big. It does not matter. It's the fantasy of anticipated sex. I would NOT masturbate to it, yet, I would LOVE to be there.
plus, there is a definite femininity to her body (obviously) and the exageration of that is a psychological invitation to take her. Men who have sex with large women are not necessarily there for her body as much as her MIND that creates a fantasy; it's SO psychological that physicality often bears no significance to the eroticism of it.
Roleplay is evidence of that. I mean c'mon people. aside from her personality, or whatever, there's nice curves there that amplify her femininity to an extreme, but it is that very exageration that implies the EAGERNESS for her to be fucked! Real, or not, the fantasy is there and that's what turns me(n) on. While the physical is obvious, the true reasons for the attraction are subtle.
and....
I'm sure that the more astute recognize that large tits are symbolic of "mommy" and, yes, the old jokes are true; at least on a deep psychological level; men spend their entire lives trying to get back into the pussy they came out of.
(can't wait to hear the repercussions from this rant)
and it's not even the boobs themselves, it's the whole package as an entity, not parts...well, I'm being redundant...
if you take away the fake tits its a man! lol
She is pretty with the brown hair and when she is smiling...but the boobs would just get in the way, you have to agree Fmouie? I am not saying implants are bad but THAT big looks cartoonish and stupid. They have got to be at least an F Cup.
I definitely understand what you're saying FMouie about the oversized boobages. It's kinda like when women(or gay dudes for that matter)get excited over totally humonguous schlongs that couldn't possibly fit into their opposing orifices.
butt ugly. fucking tranny face. besides those gigantic airbags she has nothing.
Kellie....
yes, no doubt. But that's my point. There is no realism to it as a real-life sexual thing. It's just the psychological suggestion by her that; "here they are. I'm a slut just for YOU! And to prove it, I've blown up my tits which are my most obvious sexual parts. See? See how BIG they are? Don't you wish you could play with them?" It's all very in the head stuff, but it works for men. Men are more visual than women. We get excited by the visual, but the real impetus is in the head. Women get turned on by in the head, that is assisted by the visual.
I once read, and I TRULY believe;
men give love to get sex, and women give sex to get love.
I know I might be mixing shit up here, but it's all co-related.
yes, they are cartoonish, but it all works for many men. I think the current wont to get breast implants indicates how much it works.
I think that's why it frustrates so many women. They can't understand how something so surreal can excite their men. Plus, most women don't want to do that for a man, and that offends and frustrates them because it's so unnatural and phony.
Paula....
yes. I think you're right. It's the exageration of it that overwhelms us. essentially, our eyes are bigger than our stomach. (an old expression my meme used to say when I was a wee lad, and I wanted to eat, buy, play with, more than I could actually indulge in successfully.)
FMouie, I mostly agree...and I am not knocking her implants, as I have them myself. I just think she would look 100 times better if they were smaller. You are right about men being visual and I am sure Jordan or whatever her name is, knows it!
Sorry to say this but I don't find anything attractive about her
She looks good in September (yea! for my birthday) because her hair looks more natural and her boobs are more hidden. Definately bush in August, my guess is that is the top of a heart!
Kellie,
I think it's a matter of preferance for men - some men like women that aren't real, or don't care, others find it very un-attractive. Personally - I think it's all about the woman feeling sexy..if she feels sexy with them, I think that's where the turn on for me comes. Just this guy's two cents...
This woman honestly makes me ashamed to be a heterosexual.
12 months of white trash. Maybe they can hang it in the plastic surgeon's office...
Charming! Ha!
Mike, I agree. She obviously feels sexy with them or she wouldn't have done the calendar. Props to her for that reason I guess.
Kellie,
Since you have mentioned that you have implants, and obviously you feel attractive/sexy with them - whereabouts are you from?
Paula...Kellie...
here's a breakdown of what I think illustrates my points.
PARDON MY SELF-INDULGENCE
PLEASE SCROLL DOWN IF THIS IS BORING.
This is insight to a madman's mind.
january...it's all about the cleavage. First thing that you see. First thing I think of? Cupping them from the outside and placing my nose between those huge overgrown melons and kissing and licking twixt the chasm.
February...her hands suggest the pulling down of her tiny panties. eyes go there. Legs are closed and slightly crossed to emphasize TIGHT.
May...OHHHH!! That sweet cleft tween the fingers. The thought is to walk up and either throw my face with wild abandon in there, or slide Mr Priapus in so that her fingers are touching it as well.
July...(happy B'day!!)...those puppiues are thrust out for all to see and/or grab.
August... tight cleavage AND panties being tugged down past heart-shaped shaved pubes. She's SO fixated on attracting aattention there that she shaves it in a cute/sexy shape to elicit even MORE attention.
October...tight panties gripping tight thighs and ass. Boobs thrust out again. You can see the back is slightly arched AS IF she needs that to accentuate their size.
November...nice hips. legs crossed to make it very tight.
for those of you that haven't left yet..I hope you can see what I was talking about vis-a-vis the psych of it all.
Chicago. Not 1/2 as many people have them here as they do in L.A. Mine are pretty damn good, most people can't even tell unless, obviously, they feel them. Hence, you see my need to somewhat defend that this Jordan chick has implants. Again, hers are just way too big!!!
Kellie,
Very funny - Chicago here as well. Go Bears! Might I ask, how old are you?
I agree - you should defend her. If you feel sexy with them, more kudos to you. THATS what I find attractive in a woman.
PS You're right - very few women here have implants...
This girl is just so friggin fug it's not even funny.
I prefer dick myself
ha ha ha. Nobody cares how old I am. How old is Jordan?
Kellie -
I'm actually very curious - 29 years old here. Whereabouts in Chicago?
I am 30 and live in Lincoln Park which is as much info as I am gonna give! Sorry! But glad to be chatting about the pros/cons of boob jobs with a fellow Bears fan!
Kellie,
Why don't you message me either on AOL or Yahoo?
Not wanting you to give me more info - just curious to talk more than this board..that's all...
wow kellie. I think Mike wants to cyber with you. Beware!
Can't. Big Boss man put the smack down on the instant messaging a long time ago. He even took away everyone's computer speakers. Nice, huh? As for internet at home, maybe when I quit being lazy I will get it hooked up again. Not putting you off Mike, just don't have the access. However, I am curious to know what your Chicago NYE plans are? Again, out of sheer laziness I haven't planned anything yet and need ideas for me and my friends.
Far from it - we live in the same city, close to the same age. "Cyber"..now that's funny...
Kellie,
Maybe it's because as we get older NYE becomes less and less important..I have no plans either as of yet...who knows!
So you seem intelligent Kellie, have a job, and we share the viewpoint on fake boobs and the Bears - how the hell do I talk to ya? lol
Christina, LOL. I will take Mike wanting to instant message with me as a compliment since some other people that post on this blog hate me for being too nice!! However, I am officially steering the chat back to Jordan and her big, huge boobs! Ciao!
Kellie,
Ahh, Kellie you are no fun! 
Professional, attractive, 29 year old guy from the same city..could be interesting!
Mike, sorry but I don't know! I don't really want to post my email on this site. I occassionally chat on this site because I get bored at work and my boss is out of the country at the moment so I guess I will chat with you during a future post?
I just threw up all over the place
Kellie,
E-mail me now if you get the chance:
mad81076@gmail.com
Sound good?
mike...tks for taking the attention away from my rantings...y'ever write something and just KNOW it's inviting disaster? Been here did this.
Hey..Kellie seems normal, interesting, obviously can carry on a conversation, we share a passion for the Bears, same age, same city...why not have her shoot me an e-mail? I see no harm...
Anyone care to comment on the similar look to Britney in Septembers pic (by far the hottest from a straight chick)? Not to mention the similarly aweful weave in May...
Mike and Kellie.........awwwww c'mon guys! A DListed hookup in 2006 would be such hot hot hot shit!
Very funny,alas, Kellie has not e-mailed me
Not looking for a "hook up", merely was interested in talking with someone who is in the same city/age...and hey, she might even be going to the playoff game and I might share a beer with her!
Mike, got your email address and I will think about it. Sorry, just not used to chatting it up, email or otherwise with complete strangers. Like I said, I want the attention back to Jordan and her knockers and I am leaving work now! Work in the Loop so maybe I'll see you on the L. ha ha ha. Ciao!
Kellie -
Ahh, yes, understood. Take a chance - as I said, you might even be going to the playoff game and we can share a beer!
hey, check out chaos 3...a marine's blog. good stuff.
whoa to be 30 again,, go for it girl
I'm all in favor of a Dlisted mating. That would be even hotter than 10 leather daddies, IF that's possible!
Kellie never mailed me - Nothing wrong with two attractive people, professionals exchanging an e-mail or two....and, again, a fellow Bears fan!
Listen, why don't you guys just meet in front of the Cardinal's house on Friday at 5:00? It's close to Kellie, and I think the Cardinal would be in favor of a Dlisted hookup! HOT!
The Cardinal's house - hilarious! I am sure that our good Cardinal would enjoy that quite a bit!
Mike is starting to sound super desperate.
I'd do her, and I'm a girl.
....or wasting some time here at work, and not taking dlisted so seriously...
Yeah or desperate.
I'm desperate because someone my age in my city I said to e-mail me to chat with instead of posting on a public board? Interesting you're definition of "desperate"...
Hey is this a "double d dating" site? Did I take a wrong turn? Ha ha
I thought it was celebrity gossip & comments...oh well, I guess find love (or whatever you're after) where you find it...ha ha
No more like because you are posting the same thing i.e. "bears fans beers same age young attractive professionals" over and over in a short period of time. We get it.
And shit, I was the one who said a DListed hookup in '06 would be hot! Just give it a rest!
Anon,
It's called having fun and bantering back and forth with someone. I apologize you cannot see that....
Classy! Especially August.
Didn't know a little flirtation would cause such a stir with Anon - I'm out..it's 7PM, time to leave the office!
A Jordan calendar? Oh HELL to the FUCK to the NO!
Well thank goodness at least some people appreciate real women (ie. Dove's campaign to show real women are beautiful too). I would like to champion women with chests in proportion to the rest! Festivus for the rest of us! ha ha
No more unrealistic caricatures that perpetuate this unattainable (save through a combination of rib-removal, starvation & plastic surgery) unhealthy so-called ideal! It's ghastly!!!
But I guess the real women calendars wouldn't sell since the market for these "girly" calendars are neanderthal men who just want to drool over objects (& they do become objects) of their infantile cartoonish fantasies...
I don't know who this chick is. I'm thinking like a third rate inflate-a-mate, pam anderson clone. Yet I do have to say she looks so much better with the darker hair than the bleach blonde with the dark roots. Just my opinion.
Her head is as big as one of her boobs that means she has three heads, she must be reeeally smart! Then again, prolly NOT!!!
She has such a big rack that they can double as a trey and serve COCKtails on them
Whoa! this is fuckng gorgeous and you bitches are fucking jealous. I mean look at her.
Anonymous if you find her gorgeous
I know a couple of lovely transsexuals I can introduce you to! Ha ha! I am far from jealous. I recognize truly gorgeous women (ie. Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron etc)but this disgusting ho is not beautiful. She's just a cheap blow-up doll. Disgusting. She might have been attractive if she'd left herself as God made her instead of buying ridiculous cartoon parts & making herself up like a whitetrash Pam Anderson wannabe. Give your head a shake Anonymous!
I have a friend who looks like her--fake tan, hair extensions, nose job, botox, lip injections, breast enlargement, liposuction everywhere including the ankles, and she takes every diet pill available. I have no problem with women who want to do that to themselves, but for me there is a limit and I dont think it is a good example for young girls. My friend is a very insecure person and I'm afraid that she wont be able to accept getting older. Plus the health effects of all those procedures are going to catch up to these women. Also, in person, these women are kinda nasty looking. In pictures they are gorgeous because of all the airbrushing. I agree miss defied, I am much more impressed with natural beauties.
Is anyone else over oompa loompa white chicks? This is chick is so desperate.
I don't care about Jordan. Is my new av showin up yet?
Nope. It's the old one. = (
Thank you Nancy! Yes I know a girl who got surgery too because she was very insecure but she's a pretty girl & shouldn't disfigure herself! It's a vicious circle among women because the more women that do it, the more it perpetuates this image that young girls think they have to measure up to. People should be happy with their bodies & themselves the way they are! & any man who prefers a woman to alter herself is a misogynist with no real respect or caring for women at all!
I need to see a pic of her from high school before the weave, nose job, boob job, fake bake, nails, make up, diet pills etc...
cuz I feel really terrible about my brunette, ghostly self right now!
hee hee
seriously
For some reason...I never noticed how incredibly HUGE her boobies were. I mean I knew they were big but I didn't know thety where THAT big.
See what happens when M.K. posts Jordan, Desperate guys like Mike try in hook-up on Dlisted??????
That is so DarkSided.
The March and September pictures are the prettiest. She just does not look good without makeup, and the brassy blonde/yellow hair is not a good look. I would like to have her body though, from the tits down.
Is it really THAT hard to get extensions that don't look like straw? Brit Brit's got 'em too, so maybe it is. Casualty of the profession.
My shift's over... Happy new year all!
May we all resolve to love ourselves as is!
night, miss defied. Is it 2006 already? damn.
Looks pretty in Sept with dark hair and smokey eyes,which is much more seductive than the Pam Anderson look.
May and Sep, looks HOT, those are my fav pose
Nice pearl necklace (September pic)
whoo wee, subtle...very classy.
You are such a trashy Man Whore MK! You are into bad blond hair extensions and titjobs to the chin!
Trashy!
(I guess that is why I read you, I love me some trash talk)
totally unremarkable. she'd be a total wainch w/out all that plastic!
is it black or white?
I like May, for what it's worth.
that's scary.
Her face is so busted in most of the pictures and she has the same stupid expression on her face in all of them. Can't she afford a good photographer who can give her guidance on posing. I feel like Harvey may have been the photographer on set that day, though.
GD her hair is oogly...she actually looks pretty with the dark hair...like less of a tranny.
Looks grotesque.
Her boobs are too big, such that they look intimidating instead of sexy.
Yuck... she was pregnant when doing this shoot... and orange it seems. Not pretty.
Disgusting, creepy and trashy. And sad!
D-List mating?
I've got first dibs on 'DarkSided Slut', although she claims to be expensive, so I may need to acquire a coochie coupon.
Now, I'm all packed and off to Prague for New Year's.
Have a nice one, all!
woof woof. her grill is severely busted but she has a kick-ass body.
I think that she looks freakin' sexy as hell. I would totally hit that. And I'm a straight female. I would love to go down on her. Now I'm going to have to go masturbate just thinking about it.
Happy New Year, The Breakdown... Be safe and have fun in Prague; I'm jealous!!!
FMouie, your 6:04 posting made me want to take a cold shower! But I chose a cold Grey Goose instead.
anon9:28, I suspect that you're not totally straight if you fantasize about going down on women. Just a thought. . .
Breakdown.. I cbecked you out.. you are hot baby
Ginger - lots of girls think about being with other girls and it doesn't mean they aren't straight. It just means they are bi-curious.
Let's hear it for bicuriosity! Hell yeah!
Oh totally Katya Kitty! Everyone is, they just won't admit it!
Sooo right!! EVERYONE should have a bi-curious experience at least once in their lives!!
not me I like dick.. and lot of iit
I dont want no woman touching on me idc if we/I am drunk or not damnit all I want is a man. A man can satisfy a woman better than a woman can. A woman being a womans,"man" doesnt work, its stupid to try.
Oh, I loves me some dick, no question. But I do wonder what it would be like to hit it with a girl. Just don't know if I could reciprocate. I know my BF would looove that! YAW!
guys are funny they all want threesomes with 2 girls..and one guy but never the other way around!
DSS: SOOOO true! Double-standard...
And ain't that a bitch! My BF would rather hit Paris Hilton than have a threesome with 1 girl and 2 guys. Good thing he can't read into my mind and see my fantasies. Damn, that would be fine! And I know just who I'd want the other guy to be, too. Okay, now I need a cold shower.
I guess they might be nervous they could not"measure up" LOL..
Or you might like the other guy better! 
And they're probably right. Imagine it. You, your BF and another guy decide to do it, and you discover you like the visitor's style and size better than your BF. Not a lot of guys could take that or even the fear of it.
you are right MizRo! Lol..so much to
do before I die LOL
Wow, I like Dark Sided's way of thinking. A friend of mine did that and now the three of them live together. Maybe I'll pay a visit.....LOL
Hahahaha!! My motto: "try everything once". I have much to do too, DSS!!
well I promised my daugher a trip to the mall and it raining buckets!!!
you guys have a great day.. I am sure I will" see" you all later!!!
PS check out page Six "Just asking" I sent it to MK..some juicy stuff in there
And if it's good, Miz, more than once! Hit it!
For real, Kitty! Have a good shop, DSS!!!
Lmao ya'll are crazy...Mizro my motto is "try everything twice," you'll never get it right the first time anyway.
Oh, I am liking you two!
We're from New York, Kitty... We don't hold much back!
Tru dat? Bay-bee, I'm in CT. And contrary to a lot of peeps, I've actually seen Parasite in person at Bung-a-hole 8! Top that, please.
You win, hands down! 
I'm surprised you could restrain yourself from bitch-slapping the shit out of Big Bird... I know I would've been arrested, or at least thrown out of the club. My hate is comparable to the heat of a thousand suns! 
Believe me, if that skanky piece of doody even looked at me funny, it would have been all over. But that was the first time I was in the VIP area (which impressed me then and now I find it ho-hum), and I didn't want to get yanked. Plus, man, there was sooooo much eye candy in there! Rob Thomas, Nick Carter, Tommy Lee........so many toys, so little time!
Oh and Miz? I love ya, but please don't insult Big Bird like dat. He is yummy and doesn't deserve comparisons with skanky hoes. My brother would kill me if he knew I said this, but I have a picture of him taken with The Bird when he was little. Talk about hero worship! Too cute.
My apologies - I do love the Bird!
It's way cute that you have pics of your bro with Big Bird... I love passing old pics around the table on holidays and letting the memories ensue!
Well, I'm over and out for today, Kitty! *Hugsandsmooches*
Tomorrow, same bat time, same bat channel!
You got it, babe. Have a wonderful afternoon.
I bet her internal organs are also implants.
KatyaKitty: I would've totally ran up her bill...ordered the whole club drinks,and just for the hell of it, dropped my drink on her dress....wait...that will probably turn her on and cause mass hysteria..forget it..You did the right thing...I am proud.
BXP, thanks for the props. What really gets me is how vapid she is. I saw her in the little girls' (did not speak to her, of course), and I was DUMBfounded by what a non-entity she really is. This thing is dumb as a box of mud! And the scary thing is, her friends didn't seem to notice. Yeek!
lmao that is fucking great!!! It's great to know that the cultural "icons" of this century are borderline retarded.
Sweetie, 'borderline' is a compliment. You should have seen Lindsay Lohan. Now THERE'S a train wreck. And I thought they was friends......
I thought they were friends too, apparently when that whole nicole vs. paris shitfest went down, ppl chose sides....they are just all shitfaced retard sluts...and I love that dlisted lets me trash on them.
I miss MK!!!
Oh, I miss him, too. I bemoan his absence. Shit. Hating life - gotta go into a meeting with the dreaded boss. He's such an assclown but thinks no one knows it. I sure as hell know wifey doesn't. Later, babe!
byeeee!
Her skin looks like treated leather and her tits are out of this world huge! She really needs to stop tanning, I mean, it can't be healthy.
i think she stop wearing so much make-up,and keep the brown hair. With all that make-up and that fake blond hair she looks soooo trashy. if she took the tan,the big fake tits,the fake blond hair and all that gross make-up she would probably look much better.
Where's the one with her son in it??
where's her ass?
She looks like a human Barbie doll. Better than those creepy Barbie twins though. Plus, she has Harvey.
Poor woman can't go out in the sun lest it melt her plastic ecoutrements.
I think the september picture is really pretty...but it kinda freaks me out that she doesn't have nipples!
nastyyy. too tan, the hair is ucky and those huge boobs look ridiculous on her skinny body. if i were her, i'd go back to natural hair color, NO MORE TANNING, and get those boobs REDUCED!!!!!!!!!!
she's just grody. I don't get the attraction, even in a tongue-in-cheek kinda way.
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