MK - enjoy yourself! The home fires are burning here: get thee to Oprahs for some champagne and caviar!
MK - Go to The Cannery! Have a great time. And for God's sake, please do not subject your worshipers to any more of Tory Spelling's fashion fuck-ups. Her face is Pepto-excuse enough. Tally ho!
that fugly B**** is NOT even divorced yet !!!
i hope her soon to be ex takes her to the cleaners
MK - my life hasn't been the same with you on vacation.
MK go see Oprah and (Gail) Steddy. How do you do strikeouts?
Leave it to MK to reference a movie that I had totally forgotten about years ago. Be careful and have fun!
Clint Eastwood was yummy back then...
Hey, Loozer! Nice to "read" you!
What a crime--so rich and so FUGLY. And she dresses like shit too.
He is a Federline-wannabe.
Happy New Year !!!
Her face is the GD size of Texas and she has two husbands at once?! WTF.
Hope you have a sexy New Year MK. I shall be playing "Squeak Piggy Squeak" and "Pass the Balloon" myself. Yep - you got it, I have been invited to Jordan's New year's shindig 
diging in someone's ass in public doesn't prove true love. it proves "i'm trying to get attention and act like i'm really into this horseface bitch when in fact i'm into her trust fund"
I am so with letinstar.
What is she wearing?!?!? She is obviously mentally challenged.
GOD MK! i hate you and your vacation...i'm at work...for the next 20 minutes.
then i'm hopping on a plane to miami...ha ha ha suckers!
of course i'll be checking the dlisted while i'm on the beach. don't worry.
i wanna be on the beach
i have no work this week and no DListed....wtf???
donna martin=not hot
she should have stuck with brian austin child molester
I think I first saw this hot move in the beginning of Sixteen Candles.
This is worse than a hickey.
Gross gross Gross!
first time I ever saw a horse's ass in jeans. Pretty interesting. almost looks human!
i'm totally adding 'play misty for me' to the netflix queue.
MK you have nothing to say about her outfit?!
rollerslut, say "hello" to South Beach for me! I miss living in Florida when it's not hurricane season! 
Love ya and have a safe trip!
Have a great time MK, I will totally miss you.
Steal something pretty from Oprah for me, MK!
It's freakin' cold here on the East Coast, so soak up that CA sunshine and bring some this way!
Can't wait until you are back!!!! I have been soooo bored at work!!!
Have fun!
Amen to dat, 2pink. It is raining here and cold and I'm just so not feeling it! I needs me some sunshine and lots o' boy toys!
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OMG...this is too funny!!!
Hate the pants. Hate the boots. I'm so over them.
I don't know what I'm going to do until Tuesday...
"AHAHAHHAHAH! He's gonna get a dingle, I know it!"
LMAO...most disgusting/humorous thing(funny how those two qualities often go hand in hand) I have read all day!
MK..I am getting withdrawal symptoms now...get your sore ass back to the east coast please!!!
we miss you MK!
Happy New YEar!
1. Is he blind?
2. What kind of outfit is she wearing?
KatyaKitty, this time last year I was living in Palm Beach County, FL. This cold, grey, dreary weather is terrible! I think I have Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)!
Ah-hummm...badgirl/wetchocolatechips you forgot to change your gravatar when posting as someone different. There are people on this site (not me) that will tear you to bits for that. Just thought I would let you know, as there have been some major catfights in the past!
2PB, I try to think of the positives of cold dreary weather(because I am just such a positive person, ha.). I finally came up with a total list of three good things about winter weather: 1) if you accidentally step on dog poo, it doesn't stick to your shoe because it's frozen, yay! 2)No bugs, which means NO BUG BITES, yay! 3) No seasonal allergies, yay!
There's got to be more positives, but I'm too depressed to think of any more.
MK....
make sure you fart out those condoms before you leave the hotel. They'll cavity search at the airport. talk about emBArrassing!!
2pink - I was in Jamaica. I think we all need to hop a plane and join MK in Monterey. Please - somebody make this rain STOP!
Stop allready, you fucking pig!
Enough!
FMouie, I am so traumatized by the mental pics you just gave me. Damn! Where's that Grey Goose at?
He's a disgusting old man! One hand on the keyboard, the other on those grey balls.
Ladys please stop fueling this dirty old man. He's disgusting.
KatyaKitty, my man used to live in Jamaica when he was younger, for like four years. Somewhere near Runaway Bay. His mother did Marketing/PR for a hotel there. He wants to take me to visit, but says the crime has gotten so out-of-control. Is it that dangerous?
SFO, Monterey, etc. MK - Do you have a sugar (leather) daddy? Have fun, you hot slut!
JOYDIVISION...
BITE MY NUTSACK YOU JEALOUS FUCKING CUNT. IF YOU CANT OFFER ANYTHING FUNNY, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. YOUR HARRASSING COMMENTS ARE TIRESOME AND UNNECCESSARY. QUIT DOGGING ME BITCH OR GO AWAY.
2pinkballoons: I am an idiot so can you please tell me what a gravitar is? Thanks.
KatYa...
haha. Sorry hon. Pass the Goose this way, don't bogart that shit!
Kellie...
nope no idiot. I found out the same way. It's the lil pic besides the name
Now this Spelling girl - HIDEOUS! How did she sucker two men into marrying her?!
Kellie - I never heard from you. Horribly dissapointed...
Caps away. I'm not going away.
Oh, I see. And someone was dumb enough to change their name and not their gravitar? Snort. Sorry Mike, I never said I wouldn't email you. I said I would think about it. But let's PLEASE not get into that discussion again. Cool.
No discussion needed...
Seriously though - this girl Spelling is hideous in so many ways!
I don't have an opinion about Tori Spelling other than she seems to be missing a few brain cells.
Kellie,
Your gravatar/avatar is linked to your email address. If you don't change the email address, the gravatar (icon/picture) links to any comments you make even if you change the name you use. You have to change the email address, too. In my case, my gravatar is the picture of the two pink balloons that appear by my comments. It's actually called an "avatar", but there is a website called "Gravatar" that approves your avatar and links to this weblog; so everyone just calls it their gravatar.
That is what I am getting at - not only is she just horrible fake, but not the brightest bulb in the lantern. Then again, anyone that rich doesn't exactly have to be bright, right?
There's also been a problem in the past with "cyberstalking".
Thanks 2 pink balloons. I will remember to change my gravitar if I start being weird and change my name. just kidding.
Oh yeah, I forget to tell everyone that my friend goes to Maui a lot and stays at the Four Seasons Hotel. A few years back Tori Spelling stayed in the room next to his and he said she looks deformed in person.
2pink, I don't think that's accurate. Crime has always been an issue there. When I was a kid, we actually lived there for 2 years and had to have bodyguards. But if you stay where the tourists are, you shouldn't have a prob. It's way too awesome a place to avoid b/c one MIGHT have a problem. I learned to drive there when I was 9. Right-hand drive. Woo-hoo!
Wow, FMouie. I'm thinking I have to go get another bottle of Grey Goose, if the crap with Joy keeps heating up. Damn, why does she think you're old? And why is she so vicious? And what defines 'old' anyway?
Miss you BIG MK! Enjoy your vacation!
Tori Spelling is a CUNT !
KatyaKitty, then I will just tell him to stop being overprotective and take me to Jamaica!!! It's the least he can do after telling me about the awesome food their cook used to whip up for them and that awesome Blue Mountain coffee!
what did I miss here ? hmmmm a cat fight?
i feel hot when whe i watch a football much and ur blog.. lol
Arggggggggggghhhh!!!!! Queen Bee: Please be creative and use a word other than c*nt. Dios Sante people!
Creativity on DList at it's best!
how comw she get's all these guys? she's hideous! it aint fair!
2pink, the food there is to die. But do yourself a favor, okay? Stay away from Kingston. That's no place for tourists, and I don't care what the travel brochures say. Go to Negril or Hedonism and stick with that. BTW, not that you care, but a couple of friends just got back from Negril and they bought a pound if MJ for USD30.00. I think they're still trying to recover!
Shas,
One word: Money
Her and Daddy Warbucks have money, and quite a lot of it....some men are attracted to really only that..
change subject!!! anyone see the pic of Parasite on other blogs picking at her crotch in the ocean? it is too funny!! I sent it to MK .. she has her hand right down her bathing suit
KELLIE
thanks for your concern, my dear.
Im sorry if I borrowed YOUR title to give to Tori.
What other adjective might I use, bitch?
lmao sLut yep i sure did !! One caption said paris was diggin for CRABZ !!!!!! bwahahahahaaaaa
Why is it that some people have to be so negative? Hilarious people attempting to start a "fight" on a blog site.
Queen Bee you have some serious issues. I am not even going to dignify that with a response considering you are obviously disturbed.
KatYa....
there's a Hedonism Jamaica? That's funny. I wonder if it was established by the same folks in Intercourse Pa.
MK, good for you that you're having a fabulous fun vacation. You deserve it. XXOOXX! But DAMN!! We're all miserable here, depressed about the weather and fighting amongst ourselves in a Tori Spelling comment section! HELP!
Mike - I agree. What is wrong with people? When did this become the forum for fighting? Don't any of the fighters have anything better to do?
Kat/FMouie,
Have a male friend who went to Hedonism/Jamaica - he said it was one of the worst experiences of his life...
Katya, an LB? 30$? I'm going to Montego Bay in March, can't wait!
Hey DSSlut, where can I see the pic?
Kellie-
Obviously certain people attempt to validate themselves somehow by ripping on people on a blogsite. Quite pathetic...Smile, it's the New Year! 
FMouie - well, there used to be. Lord only knows now what they got. Been to Intercourse, Pee-Ay. Not impressed with the name, but the people were very....er....friendly.
love ya MK
I am in a shitty mood, but I've been trying to compile my death pool list for 2006, which cheers me up slightly. Anyone else competing in the stiffs.com contest? I say that Gerald Ford is a good bet. And why the hell is Lady Bird Johnson still alive anyhow?
....er....friendly??
que est que ce?
Paula -
I have money on Muhammed Ali...God this is a morbid discussion...
Whats with her and gay men?! here's a girl who has everything, how hard can it fucking be to find a decent str8 man in this world? and him putting his hands down her pants in broad day lights in the public square?! how bad does he want those millions?!
Yes, it's the New Year! Queen Bee can make no c-word spewing his/her New Year's resolution!
I am thinking about betting on Ali because of what his daughter said. But then he made a public appearance after that which was kinda like he was telling the world "See? I'm not dead yet!" I might still put him on my list though. I haven't submitted my picks yet. Deadline is getting close!
It's the New Year...and I still have no clue what I am doing!! Kel-thinking about going to Black Rock. Fun bar, not really wanting to do the whole club/hotel thing.
How come everyone thinks Tori Spelling's new f*ck pet is gay? He's skinny and ugly that's for sure.
Paula-
My grandfather passed due to Parkinsons. You don't die due to the actual disease but something else that happened - infection, heart problems etc due to inactivity. I think he obviously has something else wrong with him...
KatyaKitty, thanks for the info. Not into the ganja, so I'll leave that for the Rastafarians! Love me some Jamaican food, mon.
Kellie....
please. this is just in response to your open question. If somebody continually attacks you and you decide to respond to that, does that make you a "fighter"?
Well, Tori *does* look like a man. Not a good-looking one, though.
hmmm i've never done a "future: dead pool list. lmao
i've only been on "dead pool watch" which would be current deaths which is the Death Comes In 3's "
theory..... (which by the way appears to be true)
great. Now, y'all know better than to try to offend a queen bee.
I still got mad love for this webiste!
Yes, FMouie, there is a Santa Claus. Quelle surprise! Te parle francais? Ca va, bay-bee?
if so, then you're a fighter for responding with your comment to Queen Bee. Don't you have anything else to do?
Enlighten me Paula: A death pool for 2006 actually exists or is this just for morbid fun?
Mike: I dunno where I am going yet. I have never heard of Black Rock. Where is it?
KatYa...
Oui!! Un petite peu. Although le spelling et grammar is mostly hit-and-run. hahah
I understand more than I can write. I grew up in a french Catholic home. Et vous?
2006 Death Pool just for shits and giggles - again, my money is on Muhammed Ali and also Queen Elizabeth
Kel - Addison and Damen. It's a place I like to go and relax and enjoy some drinks. Good times!
Okay, let's cut to it. I have a secret second career. I am actually a serial killer and am currently accepting bids from all areas. I am really, really good at it (hey - you ever heard of me? Thought not.) and I am also very picky. AND, if I get caught, I can defend myself. Now where did I leave that damn stiletto?
wow, I am coming back later when
things are cooled down a bit
guys do not take this all so seriously !
KatYa....
PLEASE take out Jared. His monotone makes me want to rush out and puke in a Subway shop.
Thank you.
Actually, FMouie, even though I was born here in the USA, my frist lang was French. REAL French, not Franglais. (LOL) I spoke not a word of English until I was 5. Now I very much doubt I could tell you how to put the pen on the table. But in HS, I was honors French. Heh! Go figure. Do you live up there in the frozen wasteland or was it the high school thing to do? Or are you a transplanted Parisien?
FMouie...what the hell are you babbling about now? You are the one with nothing better to do as it has been displayed over and over again. Go ahead and respond with some dumb-ass comment but I am done with you and your fellow *ss-clown Queen Bee.
YAWN!! Why are we still talking about the Queen?
mais qu'est ce c'est cette histoire? ce site n'est pas fait pour ca, non?
What the fuck is wrong with his face in that second pic?
torrid
tu sais, certaines personnes n'ont absolument rien a faire...
Yep Mike people with Parkinson's are progressively weakened and thus are susceptible to so many things. I keep in touch with an elderly gal(used to be a neighbors) who has it and I worry that she will get the flu or a bad cold which could progress to pneumonia.
In Ali's case, he was a boxer and took many punches to the head, and I would think he sustained a lot of concussions through the years. I don't think his brain is neurologically healthy enough to advance into old age. (I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV).
anon335 yeah! wtf is that shit on his forehead? And in the third pic he has mega-dark circles under his eyes. He looks so darksided.
Mike: I am either going somewhere on Rush and Division or to Landmark in Lincoln Park. Not sure yet. Have a good time at Black Rock.
Paula -
Needless to say seeing a loved one suffering with Parkinsons and having to take care of them ...not a pleasent thing....
Alors, c'est vraiment pas drole, si ca continue, j' m'en vais!
mike and kellie wait !! where do you two live??? i'm in burbs of chicago !!
Kel-
Good ol' Rush and Div. Anywhere in particular out there? Never have heard of Landmark...
Bored -
Both...burbs and city...go Chicago!
I live in Chicago. Landmark is new. It's owned by the same dudes who run Boka. I am not normally a Rush and Division type of girl but whatever it's New Year's Eve!
Mike and Paula: My maternal grandmother had Parkinson's. We didn't understand it then b/c it was a long time ago. Then it was too late. I did not know that the disease itself doesn't kill you. It's a very small comfort to know from you guys that what killed her was something concomitant. That didn't sound right, but I am thanking you. I miss her so much, and at least now I know.
Who the heck is Jared? Why am I not seeing his posting? What the hell did he say to get you so het up?
Kitty -
No problem - Parkinsons is a disease that just completely weakens you, but the actual disease can't kill you....it's such a damn sad disease to see someone go through..
Kel-
Yup - not a huge R & D guy either. Landmark - might have to try that place one day. Where's your fav place in the city?
Kellie, there's lots of celebrity death pools on the internet. The thing is, the people that run them sometimes get tired of it or have other things going on in their lives and don't always keep their websites up to date or answer inquiries promptly.
The death pool I participate in is the one on stiffs.com. I've been playing since 2001. The dude that runs it was incommunicado for a while but now he's back and everybody is getting ready for the new contest. You have to submit your picks before midnight on New Year's and each entry costs $15(you can play as many lists as you want). They have cash prizes for the top winners. Of course you can just make your picks and not officially play and just follow along on your own for shits and grins and save yourself the cashola.
This has been a public service announcement. (with guitars!)
Trigger Spelling and her cling-on are the two biggest dingleberries in Hollywood. And that's saying something.
Paula: Sounds sort of fun, in a twisted kind of way. Not sure I would wanna play because if I picked the right people I would feel too bad!
Mike: I like lots of places. As long as it's not a club I am fine. I like the scene in Bucktown the best.
Okay, kids I gotta get back to work but I hope nobody gets too mad anymore today and Happy New Year!
Adios Kel, Happy New Year!
Paula - Death pool....hilarious
Shorts and Cowboy boots = TACKY HO
So sorry, Mike. Parkinson's is such a terrible thing. Long-term progressive illness is a tremendous stressor for everyone involved. My sympathies to you and your family.
This guy, Dean, is a Canadian actor but we Canadians haven't heard much about him before now...I mean, he's a CTV-movie of the week actor, ya know? Now that he's with the Spelling spawn, he's suddenly almost as famous as KFed. Amazing...apparently money makes you retarded (no offense to the mentally challenged, I think they have more brains than she does). At her age, it's ridiculous that she isn't clued up about gold diggers and trusts this guy after only knowing him a few months. Not all Canadians are nice and honest, honey! Good luck with that one...
KatYa....
facetious?
KatYa...
I was born/raised in New England. My grandparents were Canadian. Went to french/cath school. Somehow avoided the priests, but those nuns with their clappers and rulers were relentless.
FMOUIE- Youre a genius!!!
Mizro/Darksided- I miss you!!
2Pink- Who's the nut and I'll bite off their nutsack!!!
Mike -
I so agree. Towards the end I tried to give her the meds she was supposed to take and she accused me of trying to poison her. I had to trick her into taking them like she was a child. My own grandmother. She was the Grande Dame of Nantucket society and she couldn't even go to the bathroom on her own. It's been years and it still hurts. Thanks for your taking the time to answer me.
Kat
PixieGaf- I miss you too!! Here's to the regular schedule next year and pass the Grey Goosie!!
Happy New Year DListers!
I'm outta here for an early, early start to New Year's Weekend!
Love & Drama in 2006!
torrid and Queen bee....
Oui!!
Have at it, 2Pink! I shall be in Mustique for the holiday myself. All y'all have a happy. Of course, I'm stuck here for another day, so if anyone's still around, I am, too. Dlisters unite and everybody party!!!!!
CokeMonkey...
thanks!! I'll take it! HA
Yep I feel bad when someone on my list dies. But then that means I get to flog myself again for being such a bad evil hateful person. I like to torment myself.
The first time I played in 2001, someone on my list died right on the first day of the contest! Ack! Ray Walston(from the ancient show My Little Martian) died right on Jan. 1st! I was totally freaked out. I'm going to hell for sure! How's that for beginner's luck?
This year I finally put the Pope on my list. Previously I was kinda superstitious about putting a religious dude on my list. But this year I figured what the hell, I'll put the Pope on my list. So of course he died! I'm definitely going to hell. Anyone wanna join me?
i am unable at this point to process the fact that it's almost 2006...
I went to Montego Bay for my honeymoon...Crime is not that bad if you are in a "compound"..dont get too drunk tho, and most of the native are very cool.
2pink....
have a great w/e! Drive safely!
Kitty -
You are most welcome! Cancer and Parkinsons, two pretty crappy things
Paula -
As long as you don't mind me driving the buss to hell..I'm there!
Why would she let him stick his hand down her pants like that? Ick. Looks like he's digging for something.
I love Play Misty For Me. Have fun MK. Maybe we'll see a post on ONTD about you breaking into Oprah's crib...LOL.
KatYa....
haha I was Kidding. Jared is that Subway guy on tv. You know; he lost all that weight from eating only Subway subs? His voice is pur monotone and I was desperately trying to think of somebody for you to "off" for me. I couldn't think of anybody else (despite the easy target I had)
that I want "offed"
KatyaKitty, my sympathies to you too. Hopefully someday they will figure out a cure for Parkinson's.
KatYa...
btw, was that the word you were looking for, or did I discover another one by accident? haha
Paula....
I'll keep the heat going for you till you arrive.
Coffee, or tea?
Mike - thanks, but don't forget Altzheimer's. I got that on my paternal side. I know that's a cue for a massive joke, but everyone, please don't.
FMouie - Ew. What about his gross teeth? Believe it or not, I have never eaten at a Subway. Now if you want to talk subs, let's do Quiznos. On second thought, never eaten their stuff, either, although my property manager swears it's mad good. Yeah, my animals like Iams, but ya don't see me eating it.
Paula, thank you for the kind words. I have faith they will someday.
FMouie - what word? A little help here. Been breaking in a cheese-whiz intern all day and am now learning-disabled. God save me from nephews of managing partners!
KatYa...
facetious
the word poser you posed earlier
NICE! I had an English prof who didn't get it right. And that was at UConn! It's so obvious. So, baby, do we think of the term 'word-nerd' the same? If not, what were YOU thinking of? Okay, did you cheat? Truth now.
well, word nerd, to me, is somebody who likes playing with the english language. I love word play, puns, crossword puzzles, etc etc.
and, no, I didn't cheat. I just looked at the leeters and tried different beginnings in my head. I actually took only about 3 or 4 mins. Swear on my son's life. I love shit like that.
I wish I could find that word I came upon one day that started this whole thing. It's a multi-mega-polysyllabic word. The definition is the usage of, by somebody who likes doing it, of lo-o-o-o-ong words. It's an awesomw word. My son likes that monopneu......something something osis. It's a pulmonary disease I believe.
FMouie- Wow!! You mean you also like palidromes?? See I was right!! There arent too many bright people on the gossip internet are there??
You are so for me. I love wordplay. See? You were wrong - we have the same def of a word nerd. Everybody think! Man, sometimes, I want to stop thinking and just lie on a beach doing nothing except reading trashy novels and.......why can't today be tomorrow so I can go????? WAAAAAH!
What makes me laugh is how many people are considered "ugly"..I dont like Paris Hilton or other celebs but I wouldnt call them fucking hideously ugly; same with Jourdan. Maybe not your taste, sexually or whatever, but never "ugly"...
CokeMonkey...
yep! Love them too.
madam i'm adam!
I agree. Never would say they are ugly, but I don't think they're all that, either. WHEN IS THIS STUPID MEETING GOING TO START? I so want to get out of here!
CokeMonkey...
yep. I concur. I think it's just a way to vent. I don't get into the ugly thing really. I mean a few to me are, but not REALLY, you know? Hollywood can make em look decent.
KatYa....
haha you ARE chomping at the bit, hon.
you are all so full of shit. Meeting? on what planet? Make-believe. Ew-Ah I'm important I've got a meat-ing. Intelectual on what Universe.
And having bit, I chew. I have been 'honored' with the MP's presence in 5 hot minutes. Love ya'll and if my ass is still here tomo, I'll see y'all. What a pig this assclown is. He wears an asshat and is so assed out. And his wife got no clue. And they say I'M on the fast track. WTF? LOLOLOLOL!
We should all have webcams! The ugliest celeb?/person lately was Nachos giving the bum money to throw the soda on himself or women that act like pigs (Miss Hilton). Or haters on DListed. But some people are just jerks. Whats that saying? Arguing on the internet is useless and something?? I dont know. I just read MK's MYSPACE and was shocked to realize that he's sooo young! Good for him! His wit (wit being the operative word) takes brains!! Good for MK!
Thank God we have big ol hearts like you in our Judicial system. Keep up on those puzzlebooks. Gee gads they're funnn.
You see Anon 4:40 cant believe somebody has an actual job.... I am speechless for jerks like that.
Joy, What's the point???
the nerve!
Joy, I bet your mom cant wait until you go back to school on Monday.
That's if she's not at the Dew Drop Inn right now.
I miss M.K.
notice how stupid people on gossip blogs are? Shame on you monkey.
If you worked in this field do you realize how many people in this industry never even finished high school? If you were to give one air of pretense to anyone in the ARTS this pompous view. You would not go far.
Actually, I do. Some dumb-ass gave me a law degree after I passed the bar. This was after I graduated from law school third in my class. Not sure if CokeMonkey meant me as the jerk or not, but I have a 92% acquittal rate, if anyone gives a shit.
What are you talking about?? No, Katya!! What is this Joy kid?? What did I step into??
Ahhh the self absorbed lawyer, telling us all again how brilliant she is, and hmmm that meeting that was gunna start like an hour ago still hasn't hmm?
KatYa....
no. Coke Monkey meant the anon person that is probably the other idiot here that's spouting shit on everybody for no reason...as usual..the meds are running low and her real true self is showing. HAHAHAHAHA
Joy reminds me of my high school boyfriend- when he was bored he would pick a fight!! Go away Joy!! I have no time for you.
monkey you came in on half-time.
sorry no warm-up.
Coke....
she's been ragging on a bunch of us, started with me, all over the place now. Welcome to the jungle
pity that such a person uses joy in her name when obviously there is none there.
K- I have NOTHING against lawyers, my grandpa and uncle were estate lawyers. Plus, when you need one, they are your best friend.
Thank you FMouie!!!
thin skin
paper thin
you win?
fantasize your'e giving it to them!
Case Closed!
ACKKKK! It's a SHE??? You are so right about the "joy" bit!! I know there was an English band named Joy Division. Other than that?? I can't imagine.
Coke...
don't worry about it. KatYa will catch up with it all. I'll make sure she realizes it wasn't her you were referring to.
You stepped in nothing. No worries. She instigates and seems to have anger issues. Against whom, I have not yet discerned. And since I have a feeling she'll ask, my law school was Yale. Monkey - you just got caught up in a strange sitch. I am just a dork lawyer who is about to make partner and is trying for a bit of levity after dealing w/criminal law all day. Joy makes that a bit difficult. Have an awesome night, Monkey. By the time I get outta here, happy hour will be over, but if you can, tip one on me.
gotta go my friend. Banking awaits. Have a good eve. see ya next time around.
Monterey?!! What the hell are you coming here for?
Ahhh... The angry Goth Girl Gravatar?? Goth girls usually like me at "Hot Topic" when I buy Green Day t-shirts at the mall for my son!!
Monkey don't fall for it Fmouie & Katblah are the only ones on my shit-list.
night Kat...
see ya on the morrow. Have a nice eve.
ps...
good luck with your partnership!! Hope it comes to fruition for you!
Ahhh! An Eli! Good for you!!!
Praise Jesus!
Joy, what a yawn you are. You'll love this: Kat has left the building. What you'll hate: I'll be back.
drive safely, be sure and give us a full report on all your days activities and report on all your grades in college and blah blah blah..as we will all be waiting wi th baited breath.
Is Tori really that bad of a person? I don't know a lot about her, other than she acts and her father is rich. But, compared to the trashy Paris, is she really so horrible??
Anyway. Hope you're all having a great day!!
Joy: Okay, while I have nothing against Katya at all and feel she made some good points, I will open my stupid big mouth and say that most people about to make partner don't have much time to banter on gossip web sites. So I guess my point is, while I am not advocating any of the arguments that went on in here today or choosing sides, I wouldn't take 99.9% of what was said as truth. You know what I mean?
Yes I do. I can't beleive the pomp&pageantry that went on here today. Incredible Narcisse to the hilt.
Joy...
I'm sure YOUR breath IS baited, with shit. The appropriate word would be bated. Go suck on that.
See what I mean?
Joy- you have a point, I didnt read the whole post. I jumped too fast.
Naughty- I agree, she's just like any other botched surgery rich kid in Hollywood. I dont think she's that ugly and I do think a lot of people are jealous of her. I have an extremely rich cousin and I got inside her head and took a look at her life and it wasnt perfect. But try and tell that to somebody who needs their bills paid and they will never believe you. She's most likely as fucked up as you and me. I think Paris Hilton is 100x's skankier just as a person. And her parents!! UGH!!!
Yeah, the conversations seem to sometimes veer away from the topics. I am at fault for that too!
Woah, I didn't realize there was so much hostility in here today. I guess I'll cower off and get some work done
Eww me going to get some more puzzley books cuz I'm soo smart and witty.
Tori Spelling isn't even close to being as bad as Paris. Maybe she just made a mistake and married the wrong person and figured it out quickly. It happens.
CokeMonkey, now did I say I was fucked up? Wow, are you like psychic or something? I didn't really think she had done anything too horrible. I think there were moans that she got acting roles because of her Pa, but so what. We all get favors from our parents.. just maybe not quite so grand And I don't think she is that ugly either. She's sort of cute in a little puppy sort of way.
Lets not make this as pathetic as Perez Hilton?? He is foul and so is his site...did you see that pic of that fat girl he put up and everybody was supposed to make fun of her and he got nothing but hate mail?? It was really sad. And then he praises fake silver spoon people who are famous for nothing??? It was really disgusting. It was the beginning of the week?? It was really sad, especially from a gay guy who probably gets anti-gay mail everyday.
How old is Tori? Does anyone know. Should she really be trying to pass her self off as a teen with that clothes?
NV- you know what I mean by "fucked up", I meant everyday normal people problems. No hostility here.
I think Tori is like 32ish.
Well, Joy, I don't know how old she is. But I seriously do not like the .. shorts? They look either like a short girl wearing Bermuda's or a tall girl wearing capri's. It's disturbing.
You talk about people being self absorbed, umm hello? Get off your high horse, quit spitting your hate all over the place, it's disgusting.
I was just teasing CokeMonkey. I am fucked up. I'll admit it.
Joy- I dont think she cares anymore what people think. Thats what antidepressant and shrinks are for!!!
(and I am being friendly!!)
I agree Monkey, when M.K.'s here he will let us know stay on topic. Except @ wee late night.
I saw the picture on Perez Hilton and it was completely uneccessary and the people b*tching at him for posting it were right! The girl was obviously only about 12 or 13 years old!
I wonder if she's jealous of Paris, Tori NEVER got that attention in her 90210 days.
I used to not leave the house without 2 hours of primping. Now I pull on my hubby's sweatshirt, get on my "high horse" and go out and I dont care anymore. You just get over it (I am 35)..
You got your man Monkey, nothing left to prove.
Kellie-- was that fucking foul or WHAT??? Joy, you should check it out.. you'll hate Perez forever...and he was morbidly obese once too!
Everyone on this site is as well , Naughty no worries.
All right I'll go see the hub ub? Monkey.
I should finish my MYSPACE account...but then MK will love the # of commentaries!!
I can't log in, site maybe crashed to many people on Perez.
Hell yeah it was foul! I can't believe that moron Perez would do something like that to an innocent, non-celebrity but then kiss the undeserving *ss of someone like Paris Hilton. So sick!
I can't get on Perez either. You guys have me curious now. And I never visit his site anymore, it's a huge bore.
If you do get on Perez later make sure to check out all the sh*t he got for posting it! He got his *ss chewed out. It was awesome!
Divisive you are a total moron. You start trouble and you are a paranoid schizo. many people hate you. You are not a child of Jesus, you are the antiChrist. get lost.
Oh Lord, here we go again!
How can you hate Joy? That's like hating Comfort? And nobody would ever hate Comfort and Joy
haha...I read all the hateful comments Perez got for posting that pic of that poor girl. And that Amber bitch who sent it to him is just as pathetic. I spent an hour trying to get my type-pad account set up right just so I could leave a comment but I gave up. Sad that I used to like his pathetic site! He's just a whore now like the rest of them that he USED to snark on. Bet if he ever met Shitney he'd stop talking trash about her too and do a complete 180 like he did with Parasite.
I wonder if that's the important lawyer with places to go and people to see?
Or the old pervert that was kicked off the NAMBLA sites for being too perverted.
Joy don't fall for it.
I love you naughty....
strange how you can still have chemistry with some and not others even online ?????
Stoney Baloney you are soooo right! As soon as Paris gets done using him (Perez)he will hopefully get a clue!
Oh well, Joy, you can't win them all And who even wants to? And you only love me because I'm Naughty
Ladies in da haus!!!!
Say ya!!!!
Um, am I supposed to say 'ya'? Or is that rhetorical? I get so confused.
That's right because being naughty is in our nature + I'm a sucker for your avatar!
If anyone is tired of arguing today, go over to the richfamousandgross blog. It's not as funny as this site but the captions are pretty good.
Aufwiedersehn Joy!
uh, yah?
Kellie I'm a Taurus I don't think I can. I'm very faithful to M.K.
asta luego Kellie.
rich famous and gross? can't find that one.
kick your hands up in the air and wave em like you just don't care!!!
Say ohhhhh
Ohhhhhhh!!!!
Naughty- great avatar..I have to get mine soon
Perez is an asshole. You dont make fun out of civilians or little girls. Nuff said.
Awe, thanks I took that about 5 years ago. It was the only 'voyeur' looking thing I had. It's really a very silly photo.
Try blogdorfgoodman.blogspot.com & click on the upcoming Sofia Coppola flick, tell me what you think of it?
Joy-you have a homepage?? Maybe I will drop by (all good)...
Thank you Coke, I'm flattered you like it But, regarding mocking civilians, didn't MK post a large girl a while back driving a car? I sort of felt bad for her, yet everyone had fun making up captions?
So that's really you! Wow extremely Film Noir. Very Beautiful, Naughty.
Ahh, Sofia. I really loved 'Lost in Translation'. What do you guys think he whispered????
Thank you Joy I really look like John Goodman in real life. But I had a way cool black fuzzy sheepskin hat on, and just had fun with the camera. My friend was laughing her ass off.
Just google richfamousandgross all as one word and it should take you right to the site. It's also called "The people we love to Hate" or something like that
No, wait, I look like 'Momma' from 'Throw Momma from the Train'!! Ahhahaha
If I'm not here then I'm probably on the arab chat sites on Yahoo as octobercrasher. I f you are into following what people really think of us?
That's why I go, and just listen.
NV- I dont know...I think its really odd for someone who is supposed to be sympathetic to do shit like that...not to mention really immature.
oh my god joy, i just read the comments on the other post...did you drive poor FMouie away?? We like her ass!
All good Monkey, I hold no grudges for anyone. I want peace.
Baloney that's like me shifting the worlds Tectonic Plates. You can't get rid of that fool.
My 12 year old doesnt think crap like that is funny even...Am I expecting too much? I studied Film Noir at Barnes and Noble online Uni!!
Stoney, FMouie was a man. And Joy, did you? That's just bad. He was so great at waxing poetic. Make him come back!! Naughty little vixen.
NV- I was in China, Singapore and Japan about 4 years ago and its really like that..you are desperate for anyone that speaks English is Western after 1 week. Very good movie.
I am sure they were all beautiful places to visit though, Coke. I think I would wear my cameras out
Are people still arguing? Cmon - I am hungover!!
try to ignore me you demon. You hide your mental illness some times, it has been proved for a long time now. You need an excorism.
Don't tell others that you are good ecause you lie if you do.
no I'm not the lawyer, i wish i was.
But I would never want to be you.
Mike, I'm not arguing Nope, not me. Never.
I'm not arguing. I want to talk about celebs-arts-etc.
Have another drink Mike!
Good. Finally the taurus shut up.
Remember I am always watching you sicko. Your doll looks like you are, creepy.
Hates Joy- you are starting to sound creepy. Where the hell did you come from?
All the damn money in the entire fucking world could NOT change Tori's horse face. Isn't she knocked up by him or some shit? Gawd DAYUM, she is FUG!
I heard she was knocked up too! Does anyone know if this is true?
hatesjoy: check out the full view of Dlist see that tree I'm perched right there hanging upside down watching you.
Just where you should be. Hanged by your ankles you demon. You are not so rightous. You are evil
Hey, 'hates Joy', chill out. You're starting to freak me out.
Joy, you have a great evening, I have to get back work
Seriously. Hates Joy: I know you are just f*cking around but seriously just quit it. You are being weird.
All of you need to know see she is not who she says she is. Goodbye for now. Joy klonipin yourself you bedeviled thing.
Whoever is " hates joy" is from that f mouie looser. Just stop, and here is why, quoted from the latter blog
"KatYa....
well, there are tastes for every tongue. And this tongue is multi-cuntual. I don't see the big stink. It's a black and white very grainy pic and probably 20+ years old. I think her face is pleasant, her smile, while not shown in this pic, is very pretty and her body here is not bad. The angle is not flattering. She has hips, nice nips, and two lips.
She looks scared and the fact that this pic has shown up on the net probably will haunt her and remind her of her reluctance; which I think is obvious in her face.
I'll tell ya. You women are hard to figure.
If a guy likes an overblown balloon-titted woman you rant at our cheapness and low class. If we like a woman who appears rather plain, then we are attacked because our sights are too low.!! She's just a nice girl with average, yet pleasant features. I think she's wholesome looking and I like that in a woman as well as I may like a "Jordan" look. I am not prejudiced by age, weight, hair, whatever. I guess that's not cool either! Go figure!"
First of all, don't refer to women as Multicuntal. Don't call me a cunt. I am a woman, a mother of a 3 year old. I am on this blog to talk shit about celebs and to escape from potty training, food clean up laundry..etc., not to put up with talk and demeaning shit like this from some idiot like fmouie. And this stupid Katya girl. Shut up with your drivel. I am married to a lawyer, and they don't have time to pontificate about how great they are, b/c they are working you dumbass. Okay I will get off my soapbox. It's just that crap like that incenses me.
my, my, my....that was friggin' hilarious Marguerite. I agree with you about Katya. Sorry Kat but I do! There is no way you are a lawyer or you wouldn't have so much time to be on this site. You have commented relentlessly on almost every single post today! You seriously wouldn't have the time or even be bothered by any of this sh*t if you were a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer.
Are people pretending to be someone that they aren't? NEVER online!
It was just that there was so much drama on the other comments section, and joy decided to say something and this crzy Fmouie went off calling her names and such. He's the wack job!
Of course people pretend to be someone they are not online but this Katya person was incessant about it. Defensive even which is proof she isn't who she says she is. No attorney about to make partner would have that kind of time nor use the language she used. Criminal defense attorneys bill some major hours each week and I am just not buying it.
Not Fmouie he means no harm. SHE does.
Im smelling bullshit!! Hey at least I freely admit I am off of work and posting on here & had one too many drinks last night - how's that for honesty?
Oh and FYI - Julia Louise Dreyfus, not attractive
So I just went back and read some of Katya's other comments on different posts and she said on either the Sean Lennon post or the Matthew McConaghey one that she has an IQ of 145. I literally laughed out loud. First of all, a 110-119 IQ is considered superior intelligence. Anything over 140 is beyond genius. If katya is a 145 she sure doesn't show it in her linguistic skills....and she is soooooooo NOT a lawyer. Okay, I am done now.
I'm sniffing something - it's called a burn.....Ahhhh, the magic that is the internet - a way for people to mask who they really are. Let's take bets - what does Katya really do for a living? Basket weaver? Adult video arcade "cleaner uper"....
Of course there is no way for me to find out without knowing her name and what state she lives in. However, if I got in an argument with her I could probably bust her *ss for sure. Okay, I am obviously soooo bored right now. I'll bet she works at McDonald's. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Mc Donalds? I am still better on the Adult Video Arcade cleaner-upper....Yes, boredom sucks
She works at Taco Hell or Hooters or something. I used to work at Hooters back in the day and I had a sh*tload of time on my hands.
You worked at Hooters as well? (I'm kidding)...no I wasn't one one of those cooks in the back shaking bread on chicken wings
Michael K. I hope you ass is not too stretched out otherwise I will start taking a collection for a carton of Depends.
Yep.
I do have a question - why have I turned to this site today to cure my boredom?....Random thoughts by Jack Handy...
I dunno but I hope our favorite lawyer read this sh*t so I can bust her tomorrow. Gotta go! The brown line awaits me!
Kel-
Ever know a girl by the name of Jenna that worked at Hooters out in IN and appeared in Playboy at one time?
Nope. I know a girl named Brandy who worked at Hooter's and was in Playboy.
Well then we don't know the same person - enjoy the Brown Line, I'm sure it will be a slice
Awwe, Jack Handy. Makes me seriously miss Phil Hartman. ..sigh..
Wow, everyone must be mighty bored today being that there are so many comments. I read a few. I now have a headache. Time for tylenol.
What's a brown line?
It's a Chicago thing naughty - you wouldn't understand..
Not bored H, just can't get into work mode. I keep working.. then slacking I should fire myself.
Work? This week is not a week to work. I think everyone should be on vacation.
And so, this is why I was asking, Mike. S'alright, I'm sure there is a Kansas City thing I can withold from you. Like the tricks of cow tipping, or something.
Here in Chicago for mass transit we have "lines" or the "El" for Elevated Trains - they are named after colors...Red Line, Blue Line, Brown Line etc etc
WOW! There is so much drama on here.
Naughty is that really your pic on your avator?
Thank you, Mike Yes, Pixie, from 5 years ago or so. I know, laugh at me. It was the only 'voyeur' looking thing I had.
It would have been easier to use a photo for 'GoofyWifeAndMomOfA6YearOld'.. but the ID just was too long
Mike, do you expect the cow tipping secrets now????
Wow, 300 comments! Let's make it 400! Do we dare to dream of 500 comments?
is all the drama gone? its safe to come back...
Naughty its a pretty picture I am a sucker for Black and White pics.
it's safe.
I'm still perched at the D-Tree.
Pixie, thank you. I like BW also. Joy told me it was Film Noir, so that was exciting
Joy sorry about all the bull shit.I respect your rights to say whatyou feel. I am sorry that shit offends you
I just have to back away when people fight.. I don't like it. I get too much of it in reaL life
Dark Sided, I was suprised and deeply hurt that nobody was their to ward off the attacks. I remeber one time Pixie didn't have my back and hurt my feelings, I really try to respect that some people don't want to get involved. Real life is hard enough. So......all cool.
Wow I still can't get on the Perez site to see what you guys are talking about?
I know..it was hard for me not say anything so I tried to first make jokes, then I left. All I can say is..just ignore him,,is all. Again I am sorry , I think he pushes it too far at times but I don't say anything because its not that important to me. I try and be the "funny" person.. I
just ignore it mostly. He should not have gone off at you so much by calling you such names, well its over try and have a good night
Your'e hot DarkSided
I could be wrong but I think a lot of us were bewildered that jd and FMouie were arguing with each other. I didn't know what to say, so I just talked about other shit in hopes that it would stop soon. Then the KatyaKitty stuff made it even more confusing.
Jesus give me strength. To turn the other cheek. (not being sarcastic) this time.
Paula, that Katya person came out of nowhere, it was hard to keep track of what was happening if you were not the one getting assaulted. Kellie was sharp as a whistle though and blew her cover.
We need more shit to gossip about!did anyone read page Six today under
"Just asking" good stuff in there.. I don't know how to link that in here..haven't figured that out yet
Katya just started posted yesterday,, then she was here all day long for 2 days
XOX JOy
jd I looked at Perez and I can't see anything that would be worth mentioning here. Maybe he took the shit down?
He must have. Everybody was talking about him getting blasted for posting something?
I think you have to pay the post to get in there Darksided.
it was a pic of a young girl overweight and unattractive dressed funny and he made fun of her, noone liked that I guess, she was on a donkey farm somewhere not in the US
DSS, here's a link to Page Six but in order to read it you have to be registered, and even if it's free some people don't want to mess with registering.
Oh, He did take it down, it's not there anymore, not that I can see.
I just heard Nicole&D.J.A.M. are probably getting back together?
I wonder if they pull this fake break-up thing for more publicity?
DarkSided Slut is so hot and totally having all 17 of my children.
A few stretch marks never hurt anyone!
How's Prague? 007?
Breakdown ! wow! I am so happy you are here!
I havent had any celeb gossip in a week, I come back, and CRAP POSTS ARE ALL OVER THE SITE.
ugh.
1000000000000 angry posts, 10000000000000000000 "Im super cool posts" and 10000 "lets hoook up!" posts.
breaks my heart.
Can I have a nanny?
I just got home. It is a fuckin' blizzard here and I had to, of all things, move today, and tomorrow night I am going to Prague.
I hear you can buy maids cheap there.
Anyone of you dirty birds require one?
KAt.. trust me noone wants to hook up with me LOL... MK is on vaca..
he will be back!
No I just want sex! babies optional
Breakdown&Darksided sittin on a tree.......The first DList wedding that would be hot! Can I be a bridesmaid? I promise I'll behave!
thanks for the link Paula...
Damn 341 comments about whiney shit? Grow the fuck up will ya? You are killing this site, making it not fun anymore.
Pull yourselves away from blog sites and see some daylight for once, and stop turning this into Perez' downfall.
Joy ,, you can be my milk maid of
dishonor..
Breakdown I saw your pic you ARE hot LOL I have to find a way to send you mine LOL
We will need a pre-nup because DSS cannot leave me with all those damn kids AND take half of everything.
That's just, well, dark sided!
DarkSidedSlut:
I saw your pic too.
Now, let me pick up the phone and get my reward.
It pays to watch "America's Most Wanted", folks
Thanks for the compliment. I guess you want a cut of this check?!
8:48 now why would we want to grow up?
sorry if we offended you so much!
plus its allready dark here!
I did not mean to kill that bitch really she pissed me off........
as far as stuffing the body in the trunk well
As long as you're wedding cake is moist, and there is liquor I don't care I'll be your milkmaid. I hate cheap tasting wedding cakes.
Specialy when I choose the most costly present on the bridal register.
That won't be the only thing moist.
Dean McDermott is trying to see if Spelling kept the anal beads in!!!
this is getting interesting..I even made myself a drink
I usually find a dark corner at the reception, kick off my heels have huge piece of cake and bring on the free drinks.
You'll probably find me under the table by the end of the night.
anal beads even better! reminds me if the third American Pie movie,,American Wedding!
Getflix that's so 80's.
I saw "Trainspotting" tonight for the first time.
Total mind fuck.
What are you drinking?
You need to share!
I hope it's spiked!
free drinks Joy.. I am with you,,anyway,,I am getting divorced.. !!!! don't want to get married again unless he is young, handsome and rich !
Blackhaus
straight up!
Vodka (flavored) on the rocks straight...
Joy you know your my girl.
Breakdown for reals that was your first ime watching TrainSpotting? That movie is awsome.
Well, it makes sense JD. Aren't all these Hollyweird bitches into the retro look?
I bet they all have a collection of 80's anal beads!
DarkSided I hope you have a good (real) attorney & get to keep the house.
DarkSided: Will you settle for one out of three?!
Oooh, vodka.
That Slut is classy!
Pixie do you mean it?
I found out my Bf has his kids on NYE so I will be alone,, that sucks..
I am totally depressed about it.
but what can you do ???
I know.......... fly to Prague!
I love and hate the 80's.
If you fly to Prague, you won't need that vodka, that's for damn sure.
They have this drink there that will kill all your ovaries.
Don't kill our children to be!
Yes Joy I do mean it. I just don't like fighting I much rather play the peace-keeper.
Darksided, howabout young, handsome and hung? We could live off love!!
We are so going to break the 400 mark Paula!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
God she is fugly. How is it that horse face can get engaged twice?
Love does not pay the rent.
But lust?
well Breakdown there isone other thing I look for in a guy ,,but I do not want to offend anyone,, LOL so use your imagination !!!!!!
Joy, I have my home. all is good thanks,, some times things are very tough that is why I am happy I found you guys...... I am alone a lot
LOL GetFlix I don't want to think of you that way.
Surely one day you will stand up for something. I would take a bullet for a belief or a true friend.
man I was going to say well hung,, but you beat me to it Get Flix, I was trying to be a lady ! LOL
DSS, there will probably be many of us here hanging out in the comment sections on NYE!! I am staying home that night but we will still party here at home. We're gonna make up some party food instead of a regular dinner and have some major drinkies. Also we have some of those little plastic champagne bottle thingies that pop out confetti when you pull the string, you know what I'm talking about? That's all you need!
I don't have to use my imagination. I live in Berlin. I could probably see that on any given corner.
That's so dark sided.
Slut!
PixieGaf, what part don't you like?
I swear every time Nicole jumps in with that picture I bust out laughing!
Joy I am still young and learning how to deal with confrontations.
GetFlix the hung part.
I am leaving Berlin for New Year's. It is like being in Iraq here. The firecrackers that they buy here are basically small bombs. I sometimes expect Christiane Amanpour from CNN to come running down my street. And the entire city is cloudy with smoke. It's basically the Gaza Strip.
No, I am fleeing to Prague for a few days. I go to a different city every year for NYE, and there is no way in hell I am doing Berlin twice.
Last year on NYE I was at home too and I watched a Webcam from Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West. They blocked off the street and had a huge crowd.
You just got to make your own fun! No other people are necessary!
Awwww Pixie! That's the only part that was true.
No GetFlix your like my lil bro. I can't fathom that.
sorry Pixie if I offended you!
No DSS how did you offend me?
Getflix is harmless guppy. We love guppies.
Breakdown, how long have you been there? are you an American? are you there for work? I guess I should know if we are to be married
hahahahaha!
Damn Pixie, that's sweet.
Joy, I am a lover of old movies.. from the 1930's and 40's and such that is my main hobby, Bette Davis movies etc.. I just got DVR and I record old movies that is what I will be doing on NYEve and I love film noir.....Old Barbara Stanwyck etc,
I have lived in Berlin for almost 2 years. I'm American, but I have lived in Europe for some years now.
We could have been married when I lived in Barcelona and then I could see you in that thong!
Yes, for work. I am an artist.
You're close JD. Guppy sounds too much like Yuppy, which I am not.
DarkSided, Please see 'Of Human Bondage' with Bette Davis. It's really thirties and to me, my favorite B&W.
I was in Belgium last week and accidentally saw "Mildred Pierce".
Now that was a daughter that needed a beating, if there ever was one.
So this is what you kids do when I leave the house? Joy, I'm sad you got attacked
To weigh in on the subjects at hand: I loved "Trainspotting" fucking hilarious. I hate the C**t word too.
I think Dean is using Tori to get famous/popular/more roles. Maybe he's just tired of Toronto winters and wants to live in sunny LA. Regardless, leaving his wife Mary Jo with 2 small kids is NOT COOL. Especially when its for pug dog Tori (and I like pugs, they are so cute but Tori is NOT)
Oh damn Mildred Pierce! Actually the mother needed beating for being so stupid to put up with that bitchy fucking daughter.
Ohhh, Breakdown she was a viscious little trollep stealing her mothers man away.
Darksided, film noir rules!! Have you seen "Kiss Me Deadly?"
Violet!!!!!!
Hold me
I'm still shaking!!!!!
Violet are you Ffluer?
Getflix I hope you were not being sarcastic.
The German word for cunt, "fotze", is THE worst word you can say here. Not advisable to say it, unless you feel like fighting. Ironically, it is the first German word I learned. But I never use the English or American version. I was raised right.
That episode in "Trainspotting" where he dove into the toilet? I wanted to stop watching right then and there.
And I saw some old OLD movie tonight with Alec Guiness playing 8 roles. You know it, DarkSided? I forget the name of it, but it was good.
And you are right, Paula.
Yes it's our Ffleur!!!
Pixie I was being sincere.
wow I have!! I recorded Dead Ringer,I am going to watch it soon ,, she plays two parts and kills her twin sister and assumes her identity..Peter Lawford is in it.I also love love All Abour Eve seen it so many times!!!
I love b&W movies so much.. I hated when Ted Turner colorized all those movies..
a weird movie I watched not too long ago really WEIRD recent movie anyone'
see BIRTH with Nicole Kidman?
she thinks this 10 year old is her dead husband?
Joy, I know baby-girl. I read all 300+ messages and they were vicious to you.
(you know I'm formerly ffleur right? I just changed my tag)
Anyway, I love your doll avatar and men will never understand how we women/girls can like dolls. JUst like we don't understand about their toy trucks.
Old movies, let's see...
The Snake Pit, The Bad Seed(my favorite, but it's not from the 30's/40's), A Face in the Crowd(another later movie), Cluny Brown(it's hard to find this one but I LOVE IT), My Man Godfrey, Wuthering Heights, there's too many to mention.
no Get Flix but I will look for it !!
OMG THE BAD SEED the best LOL
I love you Ffleur.
Give me back those shoes ! give them back to me.............
Sorry I meant Violet, oops.
DarkSidedSlut would love Belgium then. They show the best movies on TV, in black & white, and color.
And everything is subtitled, so soon she would be able to say "kiss my ass" in several languages.
That's so hot, so RAWNG....so dark sided.
Are we moist yet?!
right back atcha Joy.
Old movies: I usually watch "Its a Wonderful Life" b4 Christmas and always cry at the same part: when George's brother says "to my brother George, the luckiest man in the world" (sob, sniffle - gets me every time).
Do you guys mind I changed my tag? It feels weird but I stupidly told someone I was ffleur and now I feel exposed (even tho' they are technically challenged and without a computer) I just feel better if no one knows my tag. Your thoughts?
If we keep talking about old movies then I'm sure we can hit the 500 mark on the comments!
Let's see, other old movies... a foreign one that makes me cry from the second it starts to the second it ends is Forbidden Games(Jeux Interdits). I don't recommend it for tender-hearted people. If I want a good cry I put it on. Oh geez it's sad. Lately I steer clear of it.
Lemme think of some more old movies... Ones that aren't so damn sad...
My movie meltdown was 'English Patient' when Ralph is carrying her in to the cave after the plane crash and he says you are still wearing the necklace I bought you'
She say's you fool I love you, I always loved you!
Then he breaksdown.
My heart can't take it!
dripping....... oops..just fell off my chair ouch ! also love Double Indemnity ( Did I spell that right?)
dosn't matter Dark sided all the bedwetters I mean spell checkers are fast asleep.
Another really good one is "Open City." In fact, OC is sort of an original noir. Shot in Italy during WWII, it broke alot of rules.
Yes, you did, Slut.
And on that note, I am going to bed.
WHY am I pretending like there is not a MASSIVE time zone difference?!
And I still have to pack.
Keep it clean, kids.
Remember to wipe front to back!
Wow, there is life after dark out here??
I told you... I like Violet.. its very nice,,and Joy from now on I will always defend you.. I feel very badly
never again will I do nothing..
I want to change my name to Katie Scarlett ( my dogs name) I might soon'
you guys are so much fun to talk to its nice to know how interesting you all really are
Breakdown ,I am very happy that you have gotten to see Europe I am very jealous! I am going to Italy and Greece this summer...
you are very funny and witty
and I thinkI am getting drunk!
TB I've been to Bruges, Belgium. I totally loved it. What a wonderful place. My idea of heaven(except for the cloudy rainy weather). Beer, beer, and more beer. Steak and mussels and frites. Have some more beer! Wonderfully nice people. Delicious chocolates. Beautiful lace doilies and tablecloths. Climbing the Bellefort. Beer!
Violet, IAWL is really a brilliant film. Anytime a film can evoke such a simple message to all viewers, you know you have a winner.
Belgium has the best food. It's better than France. Trust me on that. And they have so many beers no alcoholic could ever get through them all. They have excellent taste, and you cannot get a bad meal there.
Yeah, the weather sucks alot of times, but they totally make up for it with the great food.
And of course she gets drunk now that I am gong to bed.
I feel like we are married already!
Brugges rocks too, but Antwerpen is really the best.
As Long As The Wine Flows, So Goes The Prose!
DSS:
Oh Katie Scarlet...that just gave me a chill. Gone with the Wind is my favorite movie of all time. I have seen it so many times that I can basically speak along word for word. My mom made me watch it when I was home from school sick when I was about 7 (since it's so long, it kept me busy for a long time) and I have loved it ever since. I could go on and on and gush but I won't. I just wanted to share since the topic of the moment appears to be movies.
DarkSided same here
Naughty yes this site is alive
"IT'S ALLLLLLIVE"
My mom(RIP) was a huuuuge Gone With the Wind fanatic. I love it too, but I couldn't possibly love it as much as she did. Fiddle-dee-dee!
I don't know nothin bout birthin babies.
Paula,
You just have to watch it a few zillion more times to love it so much. I think I may have to whip it out tomorrow and block out 4 hours to watch it
Growing up I always wanted to be Scarlet for Halloween. I thought those dresses would be fun to wear. Now that I think about it, they seem realy uncomfortable. What I dumb kid I was.
H... me too.. I am Scarlett.. a little drunk right now,,but I love that movie and the book .. I know every trivia question about it,,they could not make that movie today.. too politically incorrect! my second fav .. The Wizard of Oz just bought the new DVD ...I saw Meet me In St Louis the other night
I love Scarlets light blue dress, when she gets caught in an intimate moment with ????? you know...
Right before she has to wear that Scarlett gown! Spectacular!
"Do not squander time,that is the stuff life is made of"
from what movie guys?
I went to a movie once where everyone knew the lines... but it was a bit different. "Let's do the time warp... agaiiinnnn..." I do so love Tim Curry.
DSS,
You rock. The Wizard of Oz is great too. I have a friend who refuses to watch it because she is scared of it. I keep trying to get her to watch.
As for GWTW and trivia, I worked with a guy who was also a huge fan and we tried to stump each other with trivia questions. It went on for over a year and neither of us could stump the other. That is how well we knew the movie.
I will also admit that I never read GWTW because I loved the movie so much, I was afraid that the book would change it for me. Since the book is always better.
Oh, Joy, I also love 'Young Frankenstein' You were quoting it, right??
I love when they tore the curtains down to make the dress. It being such a crazy idea to the Southern Belles confused me.
Made perfect sense! The curtains or we cut arm holes in the pickle barrel.
Tim Curry rocked in Legend.
When he played the devil (WOW) scary.
how queer am I? my daughter's name is.......Ashley!!! poor thing she never had a chance !!
I wanted to name my son Rhett but I knew better
I can't tell you how much I love the Gone with the Wind discussion. It is making me very happy. See, it's the litte things. Ahhhh, the little things.
When I get a dog, I think I will name her Bonnie Blue...
Naughty yes I was. I love films so much. I have books on cinematography and so on and enjoy documentaries about anything film, film stars...
H.. you have to read the book... it is so good .I read it a few times a year! in the book she has 3 kids! and there are so many more characters...'please read it...
DSS,
I loved that you named your daughter Ashley. That is great!
Poor Bonnie!!!
When Rhett kissed her goodnight in London after her nightmare!
Then dismissed that heartless nanny for not caring.
DSS,
Do you promise it wont change my love of the movie? If you promise, I'll read it.
Naughty that is a quote from GWTW!!
Joy, I LOVED Legend! I was so happy when I found out Tim was the Devil guy. I tried so hard to recreate that costume Mia wore when she was posessed. With the black collar and the funky hair? So fun! I have failed so far.
Oh, and for the GWTW fans, I have a dog named 'Tara' She's a yellow lab, and such a priss.
you guys got me thinking I may watch it this weekend,, I bet it may be on Turner Classic Movies..on New Years Day..
Joy, I feel worse for Bonnie when she fell off the horse and broke her neck.
I so envy that little wench for that outfit.
Then when she gets hypnotized by the jewels and starts dancing with 'Desire' and becomes dark.
Oh my Goth!
H that was so wrong, why Bonnie!
then Rhett looses it and locks himself in the room with her...I can't take it!!!
I checked the TV listings and I dont see it on...good thing I have it on laser disk...yes I did say laser disk. I think I am the only one on the planet who can say that.
Tara is a great name for your dog Naughty..
I love the slutty dress she wore after she got caught with Ashley at the mill
and everyone else had the hight necked dress and there she was with her boobies hanging out...
Sorry Joy, that was my warped sense of humor. I know it was wrong but I do feel worse for her at that moment. Yes, it's gut wrenching when Rhett is a mess. One of my other favorite moments is when Rhett gets drunk and says he's going to squish Scarlett's head. It is so scary and twisted but it's a great scene.
Clark Gable had a hard time crying for that part... Joy,, he was supposed to be a "man's man" in that day.. they had to convince him to do that..
I have so many GWTW books. I have one whole bedroom in my house just with GWTW stuff..
Laser Disc .. AHHH! lol
Ewwww that was scary when he got drunk!
My favorite seen is Mammies when she is telling Olivia D Havilands character that Rhett has gone mad and locked himself in the room with bonnie.
Mammie steals the show!!
DSS:
You are my hero. I want a room like that when I have a house. Though, houses are hard to come by in the midde of manhattan so I'll settle for an few extra shelves or something.
10:15 is the crazy reject dyke from PH. Bitch mk is going to catch your ass one of these days.
Having lots of trouble with my computer right now so I can't comment much. Also "Band of Brothers" is on TV and I'm falling in love with all the cute American soldiers.
I loved "Wizard of Oz", what technicolour magic. Also I loved "To Kill a Mockingbird" - sigh! Atticus or Atticus please marry me. And it was Robert Duvall's first movie.
Glad someone else like Tim Curry in "Legend". Dork that I am, I bought the DVD even tho' I detest Tom Cruise with all my soul. But I love the cinamatography (sp?) and the soundtrack.
DDS - yeah change your name. You are too sweet to be dark-sided. We'll be a gang and have colours. You be Scarlet, I'm Violet. Joy, what colour do you want? How about a lovely Indigo?
Mammie is great. I only love the drunk scene because it is so intense and so well done but it scares the hell out of me.
Yes, laser disk and I am SO watching it tomorrow. I can't wait.
10:16:
Don't FUCK with us!
You will regret it!
Oh, and for the GWTW fans, I have a dog named 'Tara' She's a yellow lab, and such a priss.
hmm, maybe I'll change my name on here to Butterfly in honor of Butterfly McQueen since she cracks me up with that voice and of course the character.
Butterfly enjoyed a long life. Well I don't know about enjoyed?
but she passed on just a few years back.
what? I am a dyke now? but, but I like men ! and where the hell did yo come from?
Sorry, computer became posessed and re-posted. Well, I have to go and play with the 6 year old. See y'all later.. or tomorrow Let me know if we start a gang, and what color I get to be!
Ignore the moron. Butterfly was the last living cast member. I think I will now be Butterfly from now on. You heard it here.
Wait, DSS is Butterfly now?
I would be afraid to click on THAT homepage for God's sake.. might get a disease...
Butterfly said in interviews that part embarrased her, even thought she won an Oscar for it..
Naughty be nice, kisses .
See you soon. Don't know about the color yet but surely it will be adorned in sequins and brocade. Oh no that will be M.K.'s
No no no, Dss is still Dss, I was just "H" before. Sorry for the confusion. I dont want to create confusion. And just an observation, we are really nearing the 500 mark, Paula would be proud and MK is gonna have A LOT of reading to catch up on.
ok here we are new name!
Well, this is my tribute to Butterfly. I know she was embarrassed but she was fantastic so I am giving her a tribute in my way. Think of it this way, if the part embarrassed, how would she feel to be on Dlisted?
Well, Joy, I prefer a plaid perhaps. Maybe even a kilt!! OK you guys, going to go and lose at 'Trouble'. The 6 year old cheats XXOXOXO
Got it
H=Butterfly
DSS=Katie Scarlett
Whew
Violet, Joy, Naughty, GetFlix, etc. I am now Katie Scarlett
10:15 is the crazy reject dyke from PH. Bitch mk is going to catch your ass one of these days.
Joy, if you change too, let me know! I'll still be a Naughty Voyeur when I return
DSS:
I checked it it goes to some collegeboy links? No worries. I hang upside down on the Dlist tree atop the page. I will swoop down and bite if necessary.
NaughtyVoyeur; you have to be black or white. For film noir yes?
ok, cool. I love all the GWTW tributes Oh Happy Day! Hmmm, should I stick with Butterfly or go with Bonnie Blue. I think very few people will get Butterfly. I know, I'm adding more confusion. Sorry...
Hmm. Yes, I suppose that's true Violet. Perhaps a black and white plaid
Naughty,
I never have changed or will. Still same name and avatar. Never Anon or so forth. You can Always catch me on the Dark Side
hates the dyke.. what is your problem?
How about a subtle Gingham Check?
ok, now I have a question about this whole avatar thing. I went to some website and got one approved but how do i make it work?
Butterfly, you have to type the email address into the Email (optional) space that you used when you registered the avatar. I think that should do it.
something tells me that "hates the dyke" isnt a GWTW fan. Whatever. Go away if you cant be nice.
K, really leaving Boy is getting hostile
ok, NV, I'm gonna try that now. Keep your fingers crossed!
good night Naughty
Butterfly it can take up to 48hrs. For your Avatar to show.
Yay, it worked! What is it?? ... I'll have to find out later
Butterfly I see it!
Joy, you are batty! (groan, terrible pun but its late and I'm tired)
Holy Smokes it worked!!
OK I'm back... I was busy for a little bit...
I haven't seen GWTW since my mom died six years ago. I need to watch it again soon. It is a wonderful movie. So many great quotes in it.
ok, I see a blank square. It is supposed to be one of Van Gogh's sunflower paintings. My favorite painting ever. It's hanging in the Met and I want it but alas, I will never have it. Some chinese guy owns it and has it on loan to the Met till he dies then he left it to the Met in his will. Damn him.
Violet just a little(shhh).
10:35 is the reject bitch who got banned from many sites. Go back to where you came from.
OK. I'm done changing things around for good. I just needed a good identity. From now on, I'm Bonnie Blue and my pic is of my sunflowers. I WILL NOT add ANY more confusion. I promise. Just having some brain issues at the moment since I have a raging headache.
Van Gahhhhh
as Diane Keaton put it in woody allens 'Manhattan'.
Joy... its the..(troll)...
I am soooscared let me pour myself another vodka ...
I LOVE Van Gogh. I caught his complete collections of work in Paris, it was on loan from his museum on Amsterdam. I think that was about as close to heaven as I have ever been.
where did I come from? my mother's womb I think?
10:37!!!
You've been warned steer clear!
Or your goin down!
Why is it that we are all having a mice exchange and 1 moron has to get involved and be annoying? I think this annoyance may just be the source of my headache. Go away!
I like Bonnie Blue better ! and I like your Avatar!
Standing before a great peice of art can shake you to the core!!!
It's like you can feel what the painter was feeling when they did the piece. Can never be understood until you are in LIFE in front of it.
OK Bonnie,,what was her real name? no looking in any books now>>>>
Thanks Katie. I'm done changing things. So, glad you like. Why can you see my pic and I cant?
10:40 you have many identites here. This is why you have been banned from many sites. mk is trailing your fat ass right now.
I have a link up, and can trace you 10:44.
Do you want to continue?
oh, no trivia...i have a headache and I'm so far from 100%. You can't do this to me now. Ugh.
Joy: I totally agree with you. I can stand in front of that painting forever. I just love it. So many people have asked me why I love 2 dead sunflowers and the truth is I am not totally sure but I do. I am just a huge Van Gogh fan in general. Actually, I'm just a huge impressionism fan. So, I could live in the Mussey D'Orsey ( I think I butchered the spelling)
Bonnie you will be able to see it soon ,, its pretty !
Holy shit! 500 comments!
More good movies... Rebecca, The Nanny(with Bette Davis, not Fran Drescher lol) Now, Voyager, Blythe Spirit.
ok I will tell you ..her name was Eugenie Victoria named after 2 queens
I think we all love all forms of art here, and surely are creative people.
To Sir With Love is also great(which has been discussed here). The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie was another one of my mom's favorites and I like it too, just haven't seen it in a while.
Paula,, I loved the The Nanny.. also loved What Ever Happend to Baby Jane
and Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte
Oh the queens, love the queens.
Paula are you on speed.
500 oh goodie, let's see more movie??
Your'e funnny.
oh right Katie. I do remember that now that you say it. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane scared me...anyone else?
I think it scared me in the same way that The Hand that ROcks the Cradle scared me.
Hush Hush, ohhh never want to be wealthy and old! Who could you trust not to want you dead??
I need to see more of the old movies. There are a lot I haven't seen but my mom made me watch GWTW, Paper Moon, Breakfast at Tiffany's, and ugh, my mind is blanking the one with Jack Lemon and Marylin MOnroe. Damn this headache, it is effecting my brain. It's funny, I protested when my mother made me watch these movies about 20-25 years ago but I am now greatful and we joke about it all the time.
Some like it Hot.
Well the boiled parakeet in WHTBJ was a little freaky for me. I like parakeets, they're so cute! Otherwise I loved WHTBJ. And yes HHSC was good too. Gotta love those "southern belles going off the rails" kind of movies!
guys I went through half a bottle tonight.. this is fun.. I am kind of loaded.. but you guys have kept me great company I will talk movies with you anytime my favorite subject...
I also love indies and foreign films too
Y'all need to get a life.
Manhattan is a great film.
Bonnie take some Excedrin or asprin. The glare of the scrren might be hurting your eyes. Put your shades on, just kidding.
Thanks Joy, I was just going to type Some Like it Hot because it popped into my head...GREAT movie. All I have to say is this. After tonight's conversation, I think I am going to be renting a lot of movies. I try to Tivo the old ones when I see them on. Right now I have Vertigo and Affair to Remember waiting to be watched.
No way
Manhattan is my favorite Wood Allen flick, besides Husbands&Lovers.
Thanks Joy but I'm afraid to take anything because I took some vicodin. I have back issues and a doctor who likes to prescribe 120 at a time with 5 refills so, when I'm in pain, I take em. You would think that would help my headache but NOOOOOOO. Maybe that's part of the reason for my brain farts too?
if you all get a chance look for "Birth" with Nicole Kidman on cable tell me what you think of it. it was weird ....all about reincaration .... not sure if I liked it or not
Oh hell yah, Bonnie us EastCoasters hibernate rent movies this time of year. Spin outs on the ice are soooo scary.
wow, I'm going to have to start a movie list. I want to see all the hitchcock ones. I have seem many but I want to see the lot of them. There's a goal for 2006!
Joy, I am a fellow East Coaster. Manhattan born and bred.
Paula... I love Rebecca,,, ,I saw it last week .... I just read your post..
O.K. Bonnie Blue, Darksided? whats up with revolving nmaes? Is that you DSS in the German Shep pic?
Oh yeah, Paper Moon, love it, Some Like it Hot, The Out-of-Towners with Jack Lemmon and Sandy Dennis is fun too but it can wear you out. I love The Graduate, love a movie from the 80's called Four Friends which is kinda like the foreign film "Jules and Jim".
Joy, sorry about the revolving names, I'm done. I am going to be Bonnie Blue from now on and I have the sunflowers.
I'm L.A. trash like M.K. we are both transplants.
They have AIM for this.
yes Joy did you read my post? i changed my name from DSS Dark Sided Slut to Katie Scarlett..( my dog'sname) since Ffluer did it I thought I would too
check 1 Bonnie 'Sunflowers'.
Dss???
SoCal.. we don't give a fuck what you think don't like it go away
Paula, the graduate is great. I just saw it this year for the first time (as i hide my face in shame). I really have a lot of movies to catch up on. AS for the annoying poster, think if we ignore it, it will go away?
Finaly one got past me K.S. I'm usually on it. The little vamp is ready to hang upside down soon.
Joy, are you un-confused now?
Totally Bonnie.
Just a suggestion guys. AIM is a much easier place to talk about things that are off topic.
Ladies, while this post may set the record for the most comments ever @Dlisted I must get back to the original topic.
I am thinking that maybe Spelling has found her man, and they may really be an item after all.
After reviewing the photos,it appears these two might just dig each other after all.
Then again, it might be the wine. Goodnite.
Ewwww, M.K. please don't kill us.
We miss you and want to stay in your house while your'e away!
You are our Charlie, dig??
there... for a while I will do this.. and I am off to bed Joy, Bonnie, Paula, g night, and Dyke lady where you are peace on earth......
Think MK will be mad?
Getflix sweet dreams, sure even Blockheads can find love.
G'night Katie Scarlet. Don't forget, the land is part of you, it's who you are. (I know, not a direct quote but the brain still hurts so it will have to do)
Me will miss K.S. & Getflix.
I must go as well I'm begining to fear what M.K. will do to us!
Goodnight Everyone.
PrettyKitty:
Wherever you are tonight, we miss you.
The first Stepford WIves is great too. Damn I wish I could look like Katharine Ross! She's been married to Sam Eliott forever.
Good Night jd!
night joy
I don't think MK is going to be mad. I wish I could paypal him some cashola though. He should sell Dlisted Tshirts. MK get with the program! Make yourself some cash! XXOOXX!
oooh, dlisted shirts. That would be great. And mugs too. I bet they would totally sell. Good idea paula.
A liquor that kills your ovaries? Send me two CASES of that shit!!
Hey Chili...I thought I was the only one still awake and bored
Now that we're so close to 600 comments, we should keep blabbing!
Today was a really noneventful day for me, tomorrow is probably going to be busy so I won't be on here much. NYE though, watch out!! Drunk crazy woman is going to be on here!
ha ha Paula. You want to hit that 600 don't you? It's a goal now. LOL.
I think most people on here are going to be crazy and drunk on NYE. I'm going to try.
Oh and so we do keep on topic, lol, I will say this. I dont really hate Tori Spelling. I think I'm indifferent. She doesn't bother me.
Wow! You guys have totally outdone yourselves tonight - I never thought I would see 600 posts on a topic involving Tori Spelling. I don't know whether to be proud or horrorfied
be proud tipsey. There was actually a moment of culture mixed in with all of this. You have to sift to find it but it's there.
I am somewhat caught up - I feel like I am one step closer to getting the E True Hollywood Story on some of D-Listeds finest
ha ha, tipsy...that is understandable. See what happens when people get bored? I am evidence of that.
There's only so much that you can say about Tori Spelling. She is just not going to be pretty or interesting no matter what she tries to do. She looked good on 90210 when she had really long blond hair and she was young. Now she just looks fugly no matter what she does. She probably doesn't care because she is filthy stinking rich. Good for her.
Something tells me she is a nice person though. I dont know why I think this but I get that impression. I dont know. BUT...I'll share a guilty pleasure. 90210 is on everyday at 10am and 5pm on SOAP and I have a season pass on TIVO. Ok, there, I said it. I am told that admitting the problem is the first step towards recovery. Well, there, I admitted it. Phew.
OK time for me to shut up. I won't be saying much tomorrow("Hallelujah!!" I'm sure many of you are saying). But on NYE I'll be on here as a drunken slut, I guarantee. Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight Paula. I think people will say the same thing about me. Well, that is after they say, who the hell is this Bonnie Blue sunflower chick.
Yeah - this reminds me of the old days on Perez where the topics would have like 800 posts on random things. I am all over that though, but it cracks me up how angry people get when you bring up the "You Can't Do That On Television v. Double Dare" debate when they are trying to seriously discuss the pros and cons of Hillary Duffs teeth or K-Feds cornrows.
584 comments... WTF?
ha ha ha tipsy. that's funny.
LA, I know, we went a bit crazy and now I'm just bored and I think I have almost worn out my refresh button.
Good Call LA - the natives are getting restless
What do you all do? I am v. curious about the demographic here
Bonnie Blue - I'm trying to keep up with the original monikers. Are you new here or do I know you by another name?
sorry, LA, I'm not really very new but I didnt post very much. I was posting under "H" but then I had a very brief stint this evening as "butterfly" Now I'm Bonnie Blue and I am sticking to it. Basically, you could say I had a bit of an identity crisis this evening.
Hope that helps.
Bonnie Blue - Gotcha! Sorry I missed all the fun tonight! I'm gonna re-read more carefully later, I just grabbed some highlights! Good stuff!
well, LA...enjoy. If you like old movies, you will enjoy some of the commentary. On that note. I'm gonna get going. I think I've made my presence known tonight.
Goodnight.
Just read your homepage LA - you have some great articles on there
Thank you, Tipsy! 
I love that you love David Sedaris - My dad and I listened to Holidays on Ice about 10 times over Christmas
Tipsy - Listened to it? I've read it... is it a CD or book on tape or something?
Paula - I'm working on my picks for Death 2006, too. Which site do you do that on? I use www.flymetothetomb.com. Good shit!
Jamaica/Hedonism - My brother went there a few years ago. He didn't particularly like it and said it was dangerous to step one foot off any of the resorts.
Damn, it's hard to catch up when there are 500+ comments!
600!!!
Do I get A prize
or some shit?
My, you've all been busy.
Kiki, that's putting it mildly.
It got heated in this joint tonight.
The temp is so nice and chilly now.
Papa can hear me?
Papa do you see me?
JoyDivision: Goddamn, do you ever SLEEP?
They've got pills for that now!
;0
And I go to sleep, wake up, and my DarkSided Slut has changed her name.
I want an annullment!!!
I'm more freaking AMAZED by the number of comments than Tori and her guy.
You must be out of your mind if you think we're bored enough to discuss that bug-eyed skaink this long.
Is my new Grav showin up yet?
nope
Yes it is, droppin kids!
I see it...heehee, you're brave
hello bird! is it realy 03:14 where u are? its 11:30 am over here... i was wondering why everyone was saying goodnite and all...( ha ha ) beautiful sunshine here. sitting in my office looking over the ocean! i would kill for a cold and white xmas..
Hi South Africa..no it is 1:30 am now.I am in California. I have never known a white Christmas..a lot of times we go to the beach on XMas.
South Africa, how cool, I've never been!
i've never even been to another land/country, and the image i have of California is bright sunny beaches, surfers, beach bars, lots of bikinis and big hotels across the road from the sea... (i think i watch too much tv or listen to too much stories (blush)!!!!
Yeah Cali is a lot like that if you live near the beach (like my mom does)
I live in the city-LA
It's not so glamorous if you aren't rich. (me= not rich)
There's a LOT of traffic and people and stuff. I grew up here so I guess it's home.
What's S Africa like?
hard too describe... umm im gonna be honest with u & say crime is a bit of a problem, except for that we have beautiful beaches. More inland,it either gets very hot or very cold and there are lots of small little towns all over. The main cities aren't That big either... My parents stay on a farm just outside our city and i live in the city.. oh here where i live our shopping centre's (or MALL'S as u know it) are nothing to brag about..
Actually, sounds like Southern Cal..beautiful beaches, lots of crime!
Heehee
Your'e cool,hope to talk again here at the fabulous dlisted!
I better go to bed soon...it's after 2!
Ahhh, good thing no work tomorrow!
how do u manage to stay away so late?? is it Saturday there already?
i meant awake!!! oops
No it is Friday in the early am!
I just seem to stay awake....I guess I have always been a bit of a night owl...silly me!
I love the nighttime!
Happy New Year if I don't talk to you before then
G'Nite..have a good workday.
nite nite!
and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you too so faaaar away! enjoy!!!
Awww good night,
If you're ever in LA come by..you are too nice...soo faaaaar away,
Nightie.
Dear Breakdown, I am still Darksided, just a minor name change.... Happy New Year!!!!! baby on the way
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my god !!!
LA - I have READ all of David Sedaris' books, but I got the book on CD for a road trip my Dad and I took when I was home for Christmas. Hearing him (and Amy) read his stories is so great.
LOL - Katie Scarlett, the D-lister formerly known as Dark Sided Slut - I hope that by the time MK returns you are not just known as a symbol as protest to him being away
Good Morning, all... I'm sure everyone will be checking in for the latest.
Don't let yourselves be lulled into complacency: reading all the postings leads me to one conclusion - JoyDivison attacks people and then expects to be left untouched.
You may all read and glean what you wish: you don't verbally attack people for consecutive days, on various posts and call them N.A.M.B.L.A. members. You also let people say what they wish, as you expect to.
Fmouie may cross the lines at times, but JoyDivision has attacked others MANY times. She thinks everyone is out to get her and that she is the "angelic" one: PLEASE!!
Here it is, out in the open. If you are so Christian or whatev, you will not accuse others of things that make no sense and that you know nothing about. As for sisterhood - yeah, right! It's only JoyD's way or no way: where is the tolerance? Where is the free speech that you refer to so fondly? Who are you to dis fellow posters? Why must you constantly incite negativity?
I have ignored you for quite awhile now - you thrive on discord and drama.
All I see is a woman (?) with delusions and hostility.
I have now spoken my mind without so much as calling you a name, and I will continue to ignore you from here on. I have been here since the beginning too: all those that have know what you are all about.
For all you others, think what you want. You cannot read the comments on old posts once they are archived; you would be VERY surprised at what they contained from JoyDivision.
Peace out. I wish you all much tolerance, serenity and love.
MizRo
MizRo... Happy New Year.. I am now Katie Scarlett. after many vodkas last night
went through a name change.. I need to stay out of this all... I am still fairly new here..I respect your opinion ! I try and be funny and keep the peace.. I don't like fighting with anyone! I will never say anything to hurt anyone.I hope we can all get along and laugh.. real life is tough enough! Dark Sided Slut Now Katie Scarlett
Katie, so glad it isn't "Kate" (TomKat joke!)
How are you today? It's good of you to comment; I like peace too, but sometimes one must stand up and be heard! I am also inspired by the fact that you are open to others thoughts and opinions.
Let's all focus our energy on positivity: a serene, love-filled, healthy 2006! I especially wish you company, romance and opportunity Katie. *BigHug*
you too ! I think we all come here to escape the outside world !
today should be a better day !
MizRo, I love how you spoke your mind. One thing though, Joy Division will now call you the stalker (if she hasn't in this post already--I am not reading 575 of Joy's comments on this post).
Point being, Joy Division-among others-has turned this into a chat room, ruining it for everyone else. Now Joy, go cry to MK and tell him how mean everyone is to you.
Better yet, take your lithium.
Grow up people: Thank you.
She has already attempted that manuever: I am not a stalker and will never be, I SPEAK MY MIND. Anyone that visits here regularly knows that.
A few months ago, she was aggressively "implying" that I was stalking her: I could not stop laughing at her delusional state!
As if!!
Once again, thank you. Have a wonderful day and New Year!
I found this blog about 2 months ago.
I come here to rag on celebs and laugh! along the way I have "met" some very cool people all very different. As in real life, at times there are differences..I guess tolerance is the word here.
with the New Year one day away, I hope we can put aside past slights and such and learn to get along here.. Yesterday was a tough day here. Lets forget about it and MOVE ON!!!..peace!!! oh and Happy New Year
DAYUM!!! 630 comments...ya'll fuckers mean business, I didn't think Tori Spelling and her dingle were that much to talk about.
Good Morning Kids. Mizro, I don't think Joy Division means to fight. You are right, I haven't read old posts, as I am relatively new here but I am just not convinced she is a bad person. I also think it's mean to say things like "take your lithium." Let's drop it and talk about Tori Spelling's bug eyes.
When 90210 came out, Tori was unattractive but I envied her figure.
Being the Latina I am, big-hipped and small waisted, I wanted little hips like hers.
Fast forward to today: thank goodness I am who I am!! She really has not aged well, she is an adulteress, and quite untalented.
Kellie: I'm not saying she is a bad person. I'm saying she doesn't play fair. You're a recent devotee, just giving you a heads-up.
Period. End.Of.Story.
Happy New Year!
Not sure if Tori's boobs are fake but if they are she has a really bad boob job. I thought if you were rich you could afford good ones?
Mizro: No problem! Ich verstehen (I understand).
i agree Mizro, Tori Spelling IS A SHAMEFUL ADULTRESS and she hasn't aged well AND she has NO talent. I think the ONLY reason why she's on t.v. is becuz of her father. Like i said yesterday, i hope her soon to be ex is well compensated!
we need Mk to post some new stuff..
anything!!!... how dare he go on
vacation!
just kidding Mk I love you!
Kellie: Tori HAS had a boob job - definitely not woth the money!
Fricken Ass Bored: Her Dad is the ONLY reason she gets any work. Prior to this very public affair, there were LOTS of stories about her trying to seduce ( Usher and many others...
Why go through with a marriage for the sake of getting married? That million $'s spent on the wedding could have gone to finding a cure for polio, towards ending world hunger, to me... HAHA!
This is too funny! I go to bed, wake up and find 640 comments!!!! Good for you!! Doesnt this mean all good for MK? Kudos to all!!!
Good morning all.
MizRo...
thanks very much for you input. This situation has gotten so out of hand and crazy for no reason other than somebody wants to stir up shit.
Grow up....
thank you as well. Your insight was helpful in clearing up some of the diversionary crap created to confuse.
Droppin....
What can I say??? I'm extrememly flattered and amused. It's a very nice statement of your friendship.
Now,
NAUGHTY VOYEUR..
COKE MONKEY...
STONEY BALONEY...
DSS...
PAULA...
VIOLET BEAUREGARD...
If you want to cut to the chase and see what started this thing, read my post, wishing all a Merry Christmas on 12/23/05 11:54 am.
then, read Joy's immediate response to my wish of happiness in poetic form.
that was only the beginning. It's been non-stop.
if you think KatYa was a phony, please read her posts and Joy's subsequent evil and nast shit.
I discovered this blog and loved the idea of captions because it's fun to stretch out my creative muscles. It seemed like others enjoyed my efforts. I detest confrontation and arguing; esPEcially with people I don't know, and can't see. It's asinie. However; It's very difficult for me to allow somebody to insult me and make accusations without defending myself. Joy has been attacking me and others, apparently, for some time. I've been told about her "meds" situation, but it doesn't give a person permission to bust otyher peopl for no reasoin other than to garner attention.
I love this site, and most of the people here. I've not meant to offend anybody and if I did with my usage of the C word, my bad. I've seen it used by MK and others here and nobody's ever said BOO about it until I used it and Joy and "kellie" all of a sudden decided it was offensive and others have jumped on. If I stay here, and I'm not all that crazy about it anymore, so all the "joyheads" can rejoice and have your party; I will remember not to use it, although, I see otheres can, and it's ok. Whatever.
I know there are a lot of naive people so y'all don't see what Joy has done. Frankly, I can live with it. sooner or later, it will all be evident when you see how she deals with people.
That being said, thanks for the fun we've had. I hope Michael returs soon so the captions can start. It's really all I'm here for.
Again, thanks for all your support and laughter. Have a great New Years eve and year and drive safely.
ps pardon my spelling errors, I am so incensed at the way things have gone because of one person's indominitable will to incite derision and hatred.
I'm ashamed to say that she hooked up with this dude in our fair city ...
http://ottawasun.com/Lifestyle/C...28/
1371548.html
indomitable
Does the 'D' in 'Dlisted' stand for DRAMA?
I thought this site was supposed to be FUN. For fun. Of fun. Just fun. FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!
lol ophelia...
awww not your fault honey...
What's the weather there in Canada??
I'm in Illnois, not too bad here right now....
fmouie: My only part in this was the whole c-word thing and I am sorry to have caused a ruckus. I don't like all this b.s. either. I just don't like how the c-word sounds. My stupid ex-boyfriend used to call me that ALL the time...ya know? Anyway, I am well aware that there is nothing I can do to stop other from using it and I an clearly not an advocate of censorship so say whatever you want. I will just try to ignore it. Deal? Also, you don't have to put my name in quotation marks. Kellie is my real name. Happy New Year!
P.S. Yeah, Katya Kitty is a total fake! Sorry!
Nellie - Best avatar and name I have seen in a long time
oh my god....i saw my name somewhere in that novel, but i just can't get through it! hope it was all in good fun!
Mizro for president!
Mouie. I did not see it. I don't get involved! I think you are very funny.
sometimes a little over the top but it does not offend me. I did not know anything was going on until yesterday, and then I left,! I have enough bullshit in my real life. I just did not think you had to go off on her with so much cursing ..that's all..I am not taking sides.. we are not on the playground here. I always told you that you were creative and funny
maybe she could have told you in a nicer way and you could have responded in a nicer way.
I say move on and forget it ,,please
I had a nice time with Joy last night chatting about movies.. We don't know what offends other people..
please don't leave here!
lets move on!
PS I Am now Katie Scarlett
It's a beautiful sunshiney day up here in the great white north Fricken Azz Bored..
I really don't want you to leave either Fmouie. I will admit it!
haha i am just figuring out that Fmouie is apparently a man, baby! i just didn't know there were any straight men on dlisted =)
hey! I thought my smiley was supposed to show up as a real smiley...
just a thought. why do actors get married???? tori met dean on her latest made for t.v. disaster. he was married to a beautiful, smart funny canadian woman who probably challenged his mental abilities. maybe he has finally met his equal.
to quote homer simpson, 'i am so smart, s-m-r-t. they deserve each other.
stoney just read the first couple lines if you want to know the gist of it and why I mentioned you is because you seemed to not know what caused the thing you commented on yesterday. any fair-minded person would be eager to know the facts before they accuse, condemn or opine.
StoneyBaloney: I wish a woman was president!!!
Ophelia: thanks for the story - you poor Ottawans, subjected to Tori's PDA's.... *shudder*
OK: let's all take bets. Will they make it to marriage or will they both get divorced and then break up?
hey....me no accuse or condemn...but perhaps there was a little of the opine! and what the heck kind of gdamn name is that?!!
They will get married and then get divorced. Tori will be on her way to becoming the next Elizabeth Taylor.
sorry. my head is totally messed form this shit. I HATE this crap. It's why I stopped playing hearts online. people coming in and starting shit. I need a break from all this GD drama!
Katie. I appreciate your candor and no hard feelings.
I'm getting verbose again. don't mean to. I really just want to be just having fun. this ain't workin' anymore.
Are you breaking up with us Fmouie????!!!! But, but, we'll do better, PROMISE!!!
Kellie. I'm sorry.
actually, everybody: I'm sorry. have a good year.
Thanks, Tipsy McStaggers.
I used to call myself Rollerslut's Neighbor, but I feel like I deserve my own name. Did Ethel call herself 'Lucy's Neighbor'? No. By the way, Rollerslut, I hope you're having fun in Miami. And I hope you know that I'm the Mary, and YOU'RE the Rhoda.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mouie here is whatyou do.. I took a break from here.. for a day ! LOL
get drunk, get high what ever! see your real friends.
Its New Years!
I know you did not mean to offend anyone!
go out and play and have fun
D listed is always here !
deep breath!
omg! can we just get back to horse face and her dingle....i wonder if we put haylie and tori together in a deathmatch who would win horseface championship of the year?
aww so many hard feelings here so you're gonna take your ball and go home FMouie?
Ok .now back to sex, drugs and gossip.
I had the stalker after me last night
she is still around LOL...
what drama !
Elizabeth Taylor? Banish the thought! If this wench can get married 7 or 8 times, why are so many smart, attractive, lovely women still single? Oooops, I forgot! $$$.
Miz Ro, do you know how f - n rich her dad is? they have bowling alleys in their house and a whole room just to wrap gifts,, but they are still ugly!
I think their house is like 22,000 square feet
not fair !
Because MizRo,Daddy Warbucks ain't our daddy but I still think JHo holds the title as serial bride .....
yeah well there would have to be money involved for anyone to marry Shitney's gross ass! I guess one day when I'm rich, some poor dude will want to marry me!
22,000 sf? Damn, I'd be afraid in my own house...
Along with the gift wrap room , I am sure the Spelling women have a plastic surgery suite and a colon cleanse room.... Ack!!
Ophelia! Good call! JHo will be the next Liz Taylor!!! She's on her 3rd...
Hell yeah he's marring Tori for her cash. He was married to someone else for 12 years AND they had a newborn baby when Tori got her claws in him. They deserve each other!
I read Stoney that Shitney wants another baby with that grease monkey..
he really is a gross pig... but he is laughing at us all
Katie....I KNOW!!!!! Could she be any STUPIDER??? She actually thinks it will bring them closer! LMAO! Just callit a day Shitney and MOVE ON! He will never change!
Katie and Stoney: I read that too!!
I cannot stress the degree to which I find Britney stupid, immature and ignorant! I have not, nor will I EVER buy anything remotely associated with her! It'll just go towards maintaining her trashy life!
Yeah I hate her nasty butt too. She just wants to even the playing field with Shar.
K-Fed is gross and Shar Jackson is somewhere doing the "I told you so" dance. Anyway, ol' Brit isn't too bad! I like her! She unfortunately is acting out probably because she craves freedom...I dunno. Just trying to think of a reason why I like her. I think it's because she likes Cheetos so much. Yeah, that's it!
That Nellie Olsen gravatar is freaking hilarous!
he brings new meaning to the term "wife Beater"...
I also read Shar said he never showers
wow ..how could I have guessed that?
Kellie, I love cheetos too, but the extent to which brit brit has ruined herself is something to definitely laugh at and make fun of all day long....those poor seeds of Kfed.
I read about a year ago, in several publications,that he was super smelly on some plane ride and grossed everybody out. Britney was cute before she married him....she'll be cute again after she kicks him to the curb!
I think Shar thinks Shitney's whole charade is hysterical! Shitney tries to make everyone think the tabloids make shit up about Kevin being a douchebag, but it's obvious that shit is true! She's a nasty skankwhore with a foul mouth who disrepects her mother and everyone else who tries to give her advice. I hate the retard. Ok I'm done now.
I love Cheetos - the crunchy-kind!
oK, oK, Cheetos are junk, but every so often they are yummy! No. I do not drink RedBull, nor do I walk around barefoot, nor do I have a bad weave and zits...
Who is Nellie Olsen?
Bxprincess...sigh...I know. She has totally let herself go. Even her weave is third rate. I just don't get it. Where is her publicist? Her manager? Her stylist? Did she fire them all? Why aren't they helping her?
Cheetos rock and I just drank a red bull to try and stay awake at my boring job. Mizro: Nellie Olson is from Little House on the Prairie. I used to call people "Mean Nellie" when I was little if they were being mean to me because Nellie Olson was such a biotch!
No one can help her. She thinks she knows everything. She resents anyone giving her advice.
She doesn't WANT help.... except for her mom taking care of her child!
She should be ashamed of herself!
OMG - I did NOT know that Tori's new guy was married 12 years with a baby on the way... He is a total bastard!
God Bless the tabloids I loved those pictures of her with the zit creme on her face !
+
I took my daughter to one of her concerts.. I know you all know this..she totally lip syncs the whole way through.. her voice is very weak.
yeah i totally didn't know that about the 12 years and baby thing. what a bunch of fuckers.
OK, I leave for Prague in 10 minutes.
Have a Happy New Year in case I am not on again before then.
And if DarkSided Slut is having our baby, I guess I have to get a real job.
Whatever THAT means...
the ONLY good thing i will EVER say about Shitney is that she used to be a good dancer. bet she couldn't heave her tree trunk leg past her mid-section now though
Oh. Little House on the Prairie...
I couldn't get into that as a child: I lived in the Scary Apartment In The City...
I don't think his wife was preggers when he left her but she had recently had a baby and they were married for 12 years. I will admit it about Brit's voice. Not so good. Hell, I sing better than she does. Snort!
Kellie, judging by the what she is doing now...i think they went to commit suicide or to help shar jackson....omg that would be FABULOUS if that was true!
Six more comments to hit 700!
the first D listed baby conceived...
what did happen last night Breakdown? I am still foggy LOL!
700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie, you make me laugh. Thanks - I needed it. :-(
Well I googled the slimeball Dean McDermott and he was married for 12 years but couldn't find out if the wife had recently given birth. I hate to be inaccurate but I swear I read that somewhere.....oh well, he's still a scumbag.
oh Katya don't be sad... its almost New Year's.. I am getting a massage today at 1PM my gift to myself !
KatyaKitty: welcome back!
To all my fellow Dlisted fans and most especially MK and Lahoma:
Lots of sex, drugs, and gossip in the new year!! Accompanied by health, friendship and prosperity!!!
*Kisses* *hugs* and yes, *giggles*.
Happy New Year!!! I outtie bitches!
when I leave guys try and break 1000
posts
PS: I waste so much time here my dishes are piled up in my sink
the cockroaches are having so much fun !!
God bless microwaves, take out, and dlisted ,and you guys !!!
Katie - I envy you. I hope he's hot cuz you deserve it. Don't know where you live, but if you're ever in NYC, you must make Bliss Spa your first stop. Such incredible services. I only work here in En Why Cee, but it is the best city on earth!
Thanks, Miz. Been scary bizzy all morning. I left work at midnight and was back here at 5:30. So I SOOOO need sex, drugs, gossip, alcohol, more sex, and lots o' sun and fun. Mustique, here we come, thank God.
To all on Dlisted and especially to MK - I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, b/c that doesn't leave much. So have at it, y'all! Tally ho!
He and his wife recently ADOPTED an infant - nice
Thanks Tipsy, I knew it was something like that! He went through the whole process of adoption and then left the poor baby for Tori friggin' Spelling. How pathetic! Nobody will ever take him seriously as an actor now. If he gets any roles in the future it will be total nepotism courtesy of Daddy Warbucks!
Seriously? She has a whole room for just wrapping presents? I'm sorry, but that's idiotic. Considering where she probably shops, don't they offer free gift wrapping? Couldn't she foster a child in that room instead? Seriously, that's just bad. Now I'm mad at Tori
Isn't that why he is with her in the first place kellie?
wow Tori's fugly man is a jerk!
He left his wife and new baby for money, I mean Tori?
Now I think even less of them
Oh that is totally why he is with her. To get a part on "90210 the Middle Aged Years."
N.V. - I love that the gift wrapping room is what has upset you - not the cheating, not the boots, not the numerous Lifetime movies...
OMG!! Fucking hilarious kellie...seriously though i have never heard of this fug man until he started dating tori "horseface" spelling.
haha, Tipsy, I am ashamed to say I've probably seen all of her lousy Lifetime movies.
She is a horrible actress.
Didn't they meet filming some shit for Lifetime?
bxprincess: I think he is some sort of T.V. Movie of the week actor. I heard he was in some movie with Meg Ryan once too. He has beedy, swarmy little eyes.
Never heard of him. Sounds like these two deserve each other, tho.
^^^ for real tho'.
Mizro
Shut up, Yeah If anyone reads all the posts, they will see you are full of shit & enjoy dirty ol men sayin the C$%# word.
That's all I have to say to you.
I think full well YOU were & still are the Brangelina stalker. In the morning you try to be oh so nice with your *huggs* to people. So empty and full of it.
wow... 720 comments!!
hbc,You look like a young Vanessa Williams.
723
Everyone has checked in except PrettyKitty?
holy cow! 724 comments! what the hell did i miss?
i gotta go back and read. i know damn well there aren't 724 comments about tori spelling's ass.
MPC, Happy New Year!
OK, I want to just chime in on something....I saw something on TV that said that the Spelling house has not 1 but 2 gift wrapping rooms. I dunno, I think its's necessary but that's just me. As I sit in my cramped Manhattan apartment. Oh to have a gift wrapping room, one can only dream.
They do have a gift wrapping room. I have read it many times.
That is fucking absurd! Who the hell needs a gift-wrap room...what a dumb bitch.
Yeah, they do. At one point they tore down this huge mansion on the property they bought only to build a bigger one. At one time it was the biggest house in L.A., I believe. 50+ rooms, I think. And she does have two gift wrapping rooms. Tori once said she would never be caught dead shopping at a sale.
Naughty, Why did you change your avatar! why ?
Because she is so high class right?
He's giving her a prostate exam in that last picture..
Joydivision:
This is the only post on which I will communicate with you directly: I will never "shutup", I will continue to advocate free speech whether you like it or not AND I will never allow you to chase me or others away.
You may think what you wish about me; your pitiful accusations are laughable and you are delusional. Whatever...
On that note, the ONLY note I have for you, I will continue enjoying MK's humor and all the others' comments.
Goodbye, good life, au revoir and no "empty" hugs for you.
Over and out.
Somone shoould gift wrap these two and send them over to the mountains of Western Pakistan or something. Oh my God, wouldn't that be a great reality television show?!?!
Miz,
I think we agree or did? On alot of thing in the past, therefore thats why I didn't curse at you in this mornings retort. Plus I though everyone talking about films and arts lastnight ended it all & this morning would be a NEW DAY! Then you chimed in fine, but did you expect me not to answer? I think this is making all the regulars we love to feel uncomfortable & for that reason only I will sincerly try and avoid You Fmoie kat and so fourth. This has to end.
No, a good reality show would be trying to see Katyakitty pass the bar exam.
Thanks, Kellie. Tell me again, what did I do to you? Because I am honestly wondering why you are so up in my grill.
You didn't do anything to me. Some of the things you brag about are just kinda funny to me...to talk about them in this forum anyway. I have my reasons. I will drop it.
Kellie, Is Mike still after you? So persistent.
Katya,
You are not a lawyer. You wouldn't be posting during a Depo. You talk such smack. And really, if you were, (I wouldn't want you to defend me while you bill me hourly to chat on blogs!) you'd be canned b/c lawyers work alot! I really don't care what you are. Just stop bragging about it and all the bs. Who cares if you Grandma was the "grande dame" of Nanschmucktit. Just post your thoughts about all these fucking lame celebs. It's why we do it, to feel better about ourselves.
No, I haven't heard from him but I haven't been checking other posts much. He seems like a nice guy but I wasn't about ready to give out my email address so easily.
Kellie, once again, I am proud of what I have accomplished. If I sounded like I felt I was better than anyone else, then I apologize. I do not feel that way and never have. I thought this site was to bag on celebs and not each other. Perhaps I was mistaken?
Thank you anonymous! She is sooooo not an attorney. Even if she were, this is not the forum to list all your credentials on. She listed her IQ as 145 on a different post and I laughed out loud. Again, an attorney, especially a criminal defense attorney would not have the time to be on this site. Katya was on every single post yesterday ALL DAY LONG. Sorry, I said I would drop it but I just couldn't resist. To all of you who could give a sh*t about this I am sorry in advance!
Oh lord give me strength.
Kellie, something tells me he'll be back later on looking for you. You handled it really well.
Katya, it IS a site to rag on celebrities but YOU are the one who practically posted your entire resume. ALSO, it isn't usually like this but due to the holidays and not very many new pictures, I guess everyone (myself included) is getting off track!
I could be a neophysicist posting right now but who cares to know it. (I'm not) I just want to know if Angie is preggo and what y'all think about it. Not about some IQ
Thanks Joy. Like I said, Mike is probably cool but I just didn't want to turn d-listed into a hook up site. It's already been abused enough recently! lol
Yes, it is on the cover of the new US Weekly that Angelina is pregnant! I hope so! That would be a gorgeous baby!
Holy Guacamole!!!
I almost forgot about Jolie being preggers!
I'm so happy for them!
Ohh, I hope so. but sometimes the prettiest people have the fugliest kids.
gorgeous inside & out.
Anon 2:51.
I've noticed that too, but never outloud, that reall is the case though, most of the time Beautiful People have the fugliest kids! Is that mother nature evening the score?
I don't know Joy. I know I feel sorry for the Willis girls though. they're not the cutest I've ever seen.
Joy, my avatar changed? Rats. I had uploaded another that my husband drew a long time ago.. is that it? Forgot I did it. I will change it back
And Stoney, that's funny. That I wasn't mad about the other stuff. I guess you now know where my morals are Cheat all you want, just take care of homeless kids!!
Anon 2:56
I know being the kids of celebs that were partly revered for their looks, then turning out homely, that must be a hard pill to swallow.
Naughty:
I thought after posting, Oh if this Naughty, surely this drawing must mean something to her, Ahhh sweet. Very (Naughty).
Speaking of the unfortunate Willis girls: I read somewhere that the oldest one is hooking up with the Madden bro that isn't Joel. Gross all the way around
Odd, I still see the BW one. Oh well Gosh, now I don't feel so naughty.
Yeah, Rumer Willis dating Benji Madden. Maybe Hill, Joel, Rumer and Benji can go on a double date.
Did you guys see the photo spread of those three girls in Teen Cosmo or whatever? They look a little too much like pops. I never thought Demi was pretty until recently though. She is more attractive for her age if you get what I am trying to say
Joy is smart and funny.Fmouie sometimes grosses me effing out.And yeah he's clever ya know stretching creative muscles whatever.Palindromes?Yawn.Not to be a hater but to be a hater!Loved the old movie talk.Bye-Bye.
Oh my Goth!
Do you guys think we can pull 1000 posts on this Tori Page?
Would M.K. get to be in the Guiness book of World Records. That would be hot!
ONG! All this hostility...MK needs to come break it up...anyway, I am outie...Have a FABULOUS new Year everyone!!! And I will be thinking of Dlisted while in PR.ttfn.
^^^ that was supposed to be OMG not ONG..lol.
Ya know who didn't age well is the little guy from the 7th sign. "I see dead people."
Anon, I haven't seen him recently. He isn't adorable anymore? And he was so cute in the Lions movie.. not that I can think of the title. My brain is on vacation.
Ewww,
The six sense boy, ouch ! I think we all saw that one coming. Poor little guy.
is Jolie really pregnant? or just another rumor?
BTW I saw The Family Stone,,, skip it
guys and rent it not that great
I guess Katyakitty left to go write a brief or something. Remember that little dude from Jerry McGuire? He was soooooo cute in that movie. He didn't age well either. I think the youngest Willis girl (Talulah) might turn out cute.
Hey, does MK get honorable mention or free cookies or anything if this post hits a certain number? I never know how these things work.
NV - I think his mom has to bring cupcakes for all the posters if we hit 1000 (fingers crossed)
Thanks Katie, we'll skip it. We went to see 'Fun with Dick and Jane'. It really was cute. There is a part where he uses a voice changing thingie, and I was laughing so hard. I think popcorn came out of my nose!
Yay, Tipsy, cupcakes
It's just a rumor Angelina's pregnant. A couple of pictures of her with a supposed "bump" is all the proof I have seen.
Kellie, I saw the one where she's wearing a rain coat. Seriously stupid saying she was pregnant, she had it cinched tight!
Well you know how the weeklies are, always saying someone is knocked up. Although they were correct about Gwen Stefani. I have also seen a picture of Tori Spelling and the caption said she looked preggers as well.
I think it may have been on gofugyourself.com
Joy, I sure drank a lot last night but it was fun!
LOL Kellie "write a brief". Did anyone see King Kong?
Yeah,I checked and it is. Go to gofugyourself.com and click on the December archives link. Scroll down to almost the bottom and it shows her (Tori) wearing some sort of shiny shorts get up with a barely-there bump. It also talks about the gift wrap room and the bowling alley. It's funny.
I saw Birth.Interesting.Kind of a new age philosophy, not sure what I thought.They say that kids in india sometimes run to their old villages and say 'Hey it's me!!!'.(I've read this in a book about kids and reincarnation.)Who knows?--in response to DSS.
I saw King Kong. It was really gory. Wasn't expecting so much blood and guts. It was a good movie but it wore me out.
happy new year, Joy! sorry i didn't reply but i'm usually all over the place.
The KingKong story makes me really sad for some reason.The image of him on the empire state building swiping away the planes , don't know why but it breaks my heart.
anon..did you think he was her hubby or just read those letters and faked it? it was kind of freaky to me the whole thing
King Kong was sad to me too....his eyes made me really sad. It sounds so stupid but it was awful when he fell.
wow, almost 800 comments. cool!
As for Angelina being preggo, didn't she once say she would never have her own kids because there are so many to save AND she doesnt want her body to change because of pregnancy? Just asking. Not that that means she will never have a kid. As it is always said, never say never...
On a side note...I wonder if I can see my pic yet...
Nope, I cant see it.
OMG King Kong dies, I forgot. OHH that is sad.
ANON...the spoiler is just not cool. Never ever tell people about anything that happens...even if some do know...there could be others who don't.
King Kong Dies oh NO!
Bonnie, you might try to right click in this box and refresh. I couldn't see my new one earlier, until I did that.
Bonnie.....I hear you were afraid of the dark
Who doesn't know King Kong dies? C'mon now Bonnie, they wouldn't be out here
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I was confused about Birth too.At first I was thinking that this kid is having intense past life memories and then it ends up he reads the letters so Kidman's character is feeling all duped because of the other woman.Don't know.The kid must have been a weird one to pull a stunt like that.
No seriously I forgot. I'm the type of person that cried when I saw the movie dumbo. It's weird, especially when animals die, I feel really bad.
guys we have to pass 1000 posts by New Years.. its almost at 800 now !
anon.. you must have hated Bambi then!
Sorry if I spoiled anything about King Kong..I just assumed everyone knows he fell since the movie is a remake. My bad. What the......? Who is this chick who posed out of the blue that she loves anal sex? Huh?
I meant posted, not posed.
KS- I totally cried when I saw Bambi. I know it sounds goofy.
Kellie- no worries, I just forgot about it.
I can't watch Bambi. Too sad.
I have 2 kids..so I have seen them all! Dumbo was a tough one too... LOL
they were so mean to him! It was hard to explain to a kid why they shot Bambi's mother !
Right? If you think about it that's pretty brutal. And they just totally abused and treated Dumbo like shit. -not that I want to keep talking about Dumbo and Bambi.
anon I WEPT over Dumbo.Don't feel bad that fucking shit is sad.
Ditto for Dumbo...poor little guy.
What about 'Where the the red fern grows'?
I have never seen that one.
i'm just gonna come back from time to time and post something random. 1000 posts are gonna blow M.K.'s mind. i don't recall that ever happening before.
I was just saying that there must be someone out there that doesn't know about King Kong. That's all. It's not like you revealed what's going to happen on the rest of the season on Lost. Now, if you did that, I'd have to hunt you down.
Yes, Katie, I am afraid of the dark...I also had a horrible nanny. Stupid bitch.
Alright so what is everyone doing for New Year's Eve? Supposedly Chicago was rated the number one city in the U.S. to spend New Year's in. I don't know about that...I live here and while it is super fun, would rather ring in the new year in warmer weather.
Awe, you guys are making me sad! Bambi... Dumbo... you're forgetting Old Yeller! I need a box of tissues now. ...sigh... Damn Walt Disney. My husband always jokes that it isn't a Disney unless someone dies.. mom's, dad's, animals.. must have been their 'recipe' at one time.
Yeah, but old Disney films are better than the new ones...in my opinion. I miss the more old-fashioned stories.
I hate New Years. I think it is the dumbest holiday. You get to pay 10 times the amount you usually would to go to the same places and you get more stupid drunk people spilling drinks on you. I will be going to a friend's and then to a nice pub for a few.
Last year I did the whole huge party thing (I live in NYC) and it was awful. I was with my best friend and we decided everyone there was either a clone of the Gotti's or Paris Hilton. Needless tosay, it was at least goof for a laugh. But NEVER again!
I love snow white but to get back on topic her outfit would look really cute on an 8 year old.
You really can't blame people for getting off topic.. when there are NO NEW TOPICS At least the discussion is still movie related?? It's sorta close... her daddy makes movies? And she's really sad to look at?
I like the Aristocats. I always like that white cat with the pink bow. Yeah, New Year's is overrated but a night to people watch in this town. Even though it's like 30 degrees outside people still dress like Paris Hilton on new year's.
NV, I'm with you. We are kinda on topic. Movies are celeb related. So that works.
Do you guys think my computer will explode when we reach 1000 comments?
Yes Bonnie, I believe it will! And then Tori Spelling will jump out and sing 'Happy New Year'!! ..staying on topic
Bonnie Blue: did you do Times Square while in NYC?
If you did, I feel you - I never have and I am a native! I'd rather stay home with loved ones.
I agree with you re: hating New Year's Eve, but I love New Year's Day. I love a spankin' new calendar. Don't laugh!
Kellie, Aristocats was a fav of mine until 'The Rescuers' came out. Loved that cartoon! Although I think Tori Spelling would have made a better Madame Medusa.
Ooops.. on-topic: WHO wears purple with brown boots: they aren't even chocolate brown, which would make it a tad more acceptable...
I cried harder at ET than anything else
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I love talking about movies.To get back to last night loved Gone with the Wind, it took me a long time to even read it but once i did realized the writing was so good.I used to live next to the cemetary where Margaret Mitchell is buried.oh- and half a mile from Ebeneezer baptist church(MLK).
ET didn't really get to me, not sure why. Animals and children make me cry, but aliens? Dunno. But I think Tori Spelling would have been a GREAT ET! .. still staying on topic
OMG Tipsy: I resisted seeing ET for YEARS: when I finally watched it, I sobbed for 15 minutes. Now it is one my faves!
Miz:
I'm a NYer born and bred and I did the times sq thing once when I was 13. I will NEVER do it again. I'm glad I did it once but never ever again.
I didnt go to the top of the empire state building until i was 18.
Hey everyone. I saw all the drama last nite & it took forever to get thru the hundreds of posts. Just hope no one leaves the board because of a few flamers. Can't we just get along? Happy New Year to all and to MK and FMouie.
And is my new av showin up yet?
Tori Spelling could have played E.T.'s twin sister. Except that is an insult to E.T.
Fat Girl Jessica, yes we already know you love anal sex.
and that you are a crazy bitch
Wow, Droppin, you sure got that approved fast. I'm sure he'll be brought to tears
I think the trick is to ignore Jessica and she will wander off... like Tori Spelling!!
Remember Tori's bug-eyed little brother Randy? He was on the soap opera crapfest, Sunset Beach. I did watch that show sometimes because I was smoking too much pot back then.
i once had a crazy girlfriend who loved anal sex. problem was she loved it with everyone else as well.
Droppin: I still see your old one.
Bonnie Blue: I finally went to the Empire State Bldg. right before 9/11...
I'm frightened of heights!!
Tipsy, did you say you live in Kentucky?I live there as well.
I have to go home now. Enough f*cking around for me for one day. Happy New Year! Peace out!
Yay for me! And it only took 3 days. @@ Hey Fat girl Jessica, didn't you take your meds today, hon? How is your grammer school vacation going? Get everything you wanted from Santa? Go be a good girl now and go play with some of your new toys.
I'll be glad when the kids on here go back to school on Tues.
Just a thought....Can you guys imagine a Dlisted Happy Hour? Just think about it....the insanity.
mpcmike.
FGJ: Better yet, go play in traffic...
Yes - I am a transplant to the enlighted state of KY where the big news right now is that this girl wanted to wear a confederate flag dress to her prom. I am so proud
Im patiently waiting for "ffleur" and "RAMBONE" to make an appearance, this party is for records babey!
Bonnie Blue: DListed Happy Hour? Hmmmm... Logistics?
Will Tori be there?
Kellie: All good things for you in 2006!
I decided to post on this one since we are going for the record books...Tori is fugly and she would be flipping burgers at Mickey D's or mopping the floors at Costco's if daddy wasn't Big Bucks Spelling...and the only "diving" her stupid boyfriend is doing is diving for dollars. To close...I am looking forward to MK's return so we can start bashing celebrities again, and not fighting and insulting each other...we can express opinions without denigrating other D-listers...enough of the "lecture"...sorry! Everyone have a safe and happy New Year!!!
Miz...I know logistics is a problem but I was jst saying...can you imagine the pandemonium? I bet it would be some interesting mix of people and personalities. As you can tell, I have a lot on my mind today
Wait, I haven't fought with or insulted anyone yet? Rats. I'm always so slow.
Did someone say Happy Hour??
What about 'Where the the red fern grows'?
Anonymous | 12.30.05 - 4:25 pm |
I saw that movie as a kid and cried so hard! The front of my t-shirt was sopping because I kept lifting it to wipe my face.
I agree, Disney always has Mum or Dad die in the movie. That's tough to see.
I loved the Siemese Cats in "Lady & the Tramp". That song they sing is just so good and they way they act so snooty. Its the best.
I have to go out so Happy New Year everyone. I will prob be asleep b4 midnight.
Tipsy-thats horrid.Trust ME it isn't as bad in that aspect as the coastal carolinas.But, I complain incessantly about living here.I don't understand the whole confed flag thing- people try to say it is for geographical pride, but I'm not buying it.KY. can at least say it is the birthplace of Lincoln.
Are you from KY? I am from CA so a lot of the "local flavor" is lost on/horrifying to me
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I am formerly ffleur. I changed my tag to Violet Beauregarde a few days ago. I see my avatar has finally changed from Mona Lisa to blueberries (referenced from "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory")
Heartsflowers: Party on! I also agree: no more fghting! 2006 is bound to be better than '05.
Bonnie Blue: That IS a lot to have on your mind - damn, MY head is spinning now!
My, my, Miss Beauregard: you haven't changed a bit!
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Tipsy, I am from here but have lived a lot of places. (CA included.) I'm sure it is quite a culture shock for you.kentucky was a divided state during the civil war-and was the birthplace of both Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis.As far as race relations go the deep south( Savannah) gave me quite a shock, confederate flags hanging in front of peoples homes etc.Of course not everyone has this mentality there but people are not shy about expressing themselves.Freaky stuff.Anyway rent Ken burn's 'Civil War'.
Tori Spelling's fiance's (ex?)wife is a Canadian cooking show icon. Just thought I'd share this tidbit, in the spirit of taking this past 1000 posts.
What brought you to the Bluegrass state?
I think Kentucky is beautiful. Drove through it en route to Virginia once. And so many stables! Honkin' big stables! Made me want to get out my riding crop!
oh hell yeah . i remember Tori Seabiscuit's bro in some lame Daddy pimped teen beach trainwreck.. definitely Seabiscuit Jr. Candy and Aaron breed some bizarro lookin spawns. Happy hour sounds great ..my blender needs a good Marg workout ~
My family lives here. I haven't lived here for 10 years and it feels landlocked and slow.Yep-I'm a complainer.
I live on a horse farm - that aspect of it is beautiful and why I moved here - I just wasn't prepared for the lack of diversity/education that is prevalent here (trust me, I am not generalizing- I wish I was)
I have to say, Tori's bro isnt as bad as she is. I'm NOT saying he's attractive but he just isnt as bad. Though, they do look a lot alike. He was also on 90210 sometimes. Played one of Steve's step brothers.
Tipsy, I'm coming to visit then!!
And is MK's mom still making cupcakes if we hit 1000??? CUPCAKES!! CUPCAKES!!
Crap. I just remembered that video MK posted a while back of the dude with the horse. ..sigh... Now my whole Kentucky vacay vision has been RUINED!! Wretched MK!!
It's a great place - v. inexpensive compared to California and with the business I am in Lexington is the best place in the world to be
some Shitney KFed news. Apparently there is a sex tape for sale for a cool mill .. i think it would cost more for therapy and eye bleaching after viewing
http://www.myebid.com/cgi-bin/au...&
listingID=1436
Tipsy,
Lexington, there's a federal prison there. What else is there?
i heard she is suing Star or some rag like that because the whoel sex tape thing is false
Leona Helmsley went to prison here
It's mostly all horse farms actually - I am embarrassed to admit that I dont know one person that is not in the horse business
Tipsy, I was totally kidding. I would imagine horses are big business there. It's funny, though I definitely dont consider myself sheltered in anyway, I feel like I'm reverse sheltered or something like that. If that makes any sense. I think I have seen a lot growing up in such a diverse place as NYC.
BB - I totally get it. I felt the same way before I moved here. The horse business is great because it is so international, but there are parts of KY (eastern in particular) that are EXACTLY what you would imagine. I'm not even trying otbe a bitch about it. I think it is really sad and unbelievable in this day and age
Tipsy, are you from Perez? Your name looks familiar. Welcome to DListed! I was (and sometimes still) a Perez visitor, and thought your name was from there.
Anyways, welcome!
It's me - I used to go on Perez alot, but this is my busy time of year at work so I wasn't on as often. I came back and it had gone to hell so here i am
Well, I like horses. I used to ride. They're fun. I also enjoy the races sometimes. Being a NYer, I have been to many Belmont Stakes as well as the Travers in Saratoga. I LOVE the track at Saratoga. I think Belmont is just gross. I would love to see Churchill Downs one day. Looks so nice on TV.
Consistantly! Dingle? Damn! Awesome! 'nuff said.
The races are great - It doesn't matter if you are a "horse person" or not; you are going to have a good time. Churchill is a lovely track, but there is a smaller track called Keeneland here in Lexington that is much nicer. Very southern/traditional - kind of like going racing in Saratoga but with a southern flavor
The previous comment was brought to you by the Kentucky Tourism Board (I didn't realize what an informercial that sounded like until I re-read it)
ha ha ha, Tipsy. Very funny. Sounds like the track is really nice. Sounds like Saratoga with southern flavor and without the seediness. There are some seedy folk in Saratoga but oh well. At least it's nothing like Belmont which is like being in an OTB.
Well you sold me Tipsy.. I'm packin my bags lol
everybody's gonna say i'm stupid but it won't be the first(or last) time. i really liked that movie "elizabethtown".
kiki dunst was great in that movie. (shoot me now).
music movies ... it's all subjective mpcmike I will wait for the DVD and form my own opinion. I really don't like that vampire snaggly tooth'd Kirsten Dunsnt.. so that will probably ruin it for me..
no really, good movie. but i'm a cameron crowe fan, so i might be a little biased.
ok mpcmike I'll give it a wirl with an open mind as I did so love Almost Famous
he's a great director, imo, and ties to ky. that's what the above discussion was about.
oh ok guess i'm out of the ky loop his wife rocks literally.
i SO love nancy, she ROCKS! i wish heart could come back.
On the subject of Tori Spelling, what really boggles my mind is why these scorned women that have their husbands stolen from them by celebrities don't air all of the dirty laundry to the tabs. Surely People or US would pay a pretty penny to get the scoop.
I thought for sure Shar Jackson would've nailed Britney to the wall (she certainly could have) but nope, no major publication had an interview with her at the time that I could find. Same thing with Julia Roberts, now Tori. Maybe they are taking the high road or being paid off not to blab.
(I've been reading this blog and its comments for a while now, but hadn't posted until now, nice to meet you all)
yeah they are great no really good rock chicks out there anymore ;(
certainly not as talented as nancy is. kinda makes you think about all the non-talented "stars" today doesn't it?
hello, Nairi, welcome to Dlisted. best gossip site on the web.
you mean all these manufactured over produced Pop Tarts? hell yeah. all we had to look up to as little girls were Ann and Nancy ..of course.. Joan Jett, Debbie Harry,hmmmm that's pretty much it. sad.
Dayum! Please forgive me Chrissy Hynde for omitting you from the all star rock chick list.. I am sooo not worthy
chrissy hynde (and the pretenders) is one of my all-times. that appearance on the 2nd season of 'friends' still brings tears to my eyes.
900....WOW!
lol yeah when Phoebe Boofay is teaching her how to sing Smelly Cat classic.
i've enjoyed posting but gotta go. you guys make 1000 posts.
same here mpcmike .. have a good nite
What number we up to now?
905 ? oh my call Guiness Book of World Records somebody hee
actually 907 after 'refresh' DKOIthePool lol
I heart Fmouie?! The posters are now the celebrities?
Are we beginning to lose it here or what?!
FMouie, come back!
I want a New Year's poem!
I want everyone to get along , c'mon!
Or I'll have to give you all spankings.
Naughty.. your new avatar is very cool
I just watched the movie Crash.. highly recommend it ! What a great movie !!!!
And ,yes I think we are starting to lose it, Getflix.
With MK gone it's like Lord of the Flies...everybody going crazy on each other.
No good.
Agreed, the natives are getting restless.
no Bird things are cool now really,
they are quite calm, we just change the subject we had a good movie chat going last night it was fun!
c'mon people give yourselves some credit, you have been behaving very well since the trainwreck yesterday and yes "everybody" come back ..you, besides MK, are the reason I read Dlist
2006
Almost Here!!!
I am wondering why Lahoma00 didn't do the posting while MK is in LA?
He can be pretty funny, too.
bird, Mouie not have a home PC only at work so you never see him at night
oh good to hear that KatieS..you changed your name! No more DSS? You've seen the light?
Gotta go back and read, I guess.
I'm glad all is well...I had to fly away for awhile there..yikes.
I guess there is only so much you can say about Tori and a hand shoved down her fugly capris...Ha!
I sometimes get the sneaky feeling that some of you are the same person.
HOLY SHIT! I stayed away for one day to nurse a hang over, and this is what happened?! Well this is a countdown of a different sort, while the world is RINGING IN the new year, D-listers are SHOOTING OUT for a new posting record?! I love it! and I wouldnt expect anything less from you bitches, MK will sure be proud!
Well I gotta get another drink, have a happy one y'all!
are things still crazy tonight? I'm so tired of seeing these ugly pics of Tori
Bird, yes I changed from Dark Sided Slut to Katie Scarlett which is my dog's name and also my fav character's name,,last night after a few drinks!
I am not Dark Sided and I felt the name was getting old
and Get flix I am only on here as me,, you well hung guy you ))
Gravatar check... is it working? Forgot I was using another one.
This must be the most publicity Tori has seen since her 90210.
Well I guess this is the season of giving.
I am thinking MK sometimes posts as Fat Girl Jessica!!
Just to stir the pot.
scout: Yep I see it!
Katie Scarlett: cool name, I like it, and I agree, you don't seem darksided at all.
Getflix: believe me, one of me is enough!
arent those gravatars going for about $5 dollars a pop??? you people are a really devoted bunch!
Joy
Nah, the gravatars are free unless you want multiple accounts
Scout, what was your tag-name before "Scout"? I'ts hard keeping track of you guys, maybe that's the idea.
Yes Joy Tori got some Forrest Gump Dlist publicity ..
What number are we at? I am to lazy to refresh my screen!!
Before Scout I was just Anonymous. But there were some weird Anons and I didn't want someone thinking that was ME... HAHAHAHAHha! So Scout was my response to a bunch of rascist crap that was going on. Though they're probably too ignorant to get it.
I get it !
I figured you would!
In fact I just b ought that movie for my daughter to see she had to read the book for school
To Kill a Mockingbird?
And who was being racist..oh nevermind, I don't want to know.
speaking of racist,, in my above post I mentioned I just saw the movie Crash.. about racism ,, what a great movie that was... if any of you get a chance see it.. great cast too
Yep, my favorite book. I try to read it once a year.
The rascists just show up every now and then to see if they can stir things up. We need a secret code that means "don't respond and they'll go away"
Joy, you are funny...And you're right..Tori would never generate this much talk.
She's soooooo dlist..perfect post I guess.
back to tori and dean, is there something on his face in the second picture? i've been scanning comments looking for an explanation, but i gave up pretty quickly.
oh man Boo Radley .. my fave book
pandora, I think those are his sunglasses, with a glare
yeah sunglasses
Katie, haven't seen Crash but I do love Matt Dillon...Hot
Hmm, To Kill a Mockingbird...note to self..add that to the list of books to read along with Gone with the Wind. Go figure, I was an english major and I love to read and I never read TKAM. Then again, I managed to finish undergrad with a degree in English never having read a line of Shakespere in those 4 years.
You must Bonnie Blue. I like Harper Lee's quote that everyone has "one book in them", and this was hers. I don't believe she wrote another. The character Dill was in real life based on Truman Capote, who used to come visit his aunt every summer. Makes the book even more interesting!
Well, I have a copy of it. Gonna have to get it out and read it.
Hi:
Katie!
Bird!
Getflix!
Ophelia!
Did I miss anyone? I took lunch break, I see night shift is in !
Shakespeare He is definitely my.man.
well, here I go ..Margaret Mitchell only wrote ONE book ,Miss Bonnie
Ahem!
and Poe we can't forget Edgar
scout, did you see Capote?It is on my list of movies to see..
Harper Lee the character is in the movie she based Dill on Truman Capote. I read they were friends as children
Yes, yes she did Katie and I have to read it. I am going to be doing a lot of reading which is fine with me. I LOVE to read. When I was a kid and I lived with my mom, she went to bed really early and I got bored so I would read. I'll never forget being 10 years old, my mom woke up to go to the bathroom and there I was sitting and reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. I think she thought there was something wrong with me. Oh well...I used to just go through her book shelf and read.
Hi Joy! Nightshift..love that! I'm such a night owl..but It's hardly evening where I am!
Yes, Bonnie, read TKAMB...super good.
I like Shakespeare. Been a while since I dusted him off though.
Getflix were at 951# Posts.
oops sorry Scout duh I just re read your post sorry
woohooo gonna make 1000
At first I thought it was silly but now I'm into it. I'm such a nerd!
I'm a night person, so it would make sense that I feel more comfortable with this mix
Aw cripes, I'll add my 2 cents.
2 cents.
Ok I just refreshed..961,, I am going for a beer I am so staying here !
Katie I haven't seen Capote but it's on my list. Wierdly loved "In Cold Blood." Spooky, though. He was in real life such a lispy little goof!
Bonnie, I read some of the volumes of "The Warren Commission" on the death of JFK when I was 11! HAHAHAHAhaha!!!
Hey, has anybody tried those anti-hangover pills?? Are they any good??
nocturnal yes. I am getting pretty'd up to go out into the nite ..hell we all know the fun doesn't start 'til the witching hour right?
the best remedy for a hangover start drinking again!
I am going to see Syriana tomorrow.
then Capote before the Oscar nominations come out.
Capote was a weird guy for sure... out of the closet before there was a closet
hi, people, back.
Wow 961 posts lol
Happy New Year everyone! :-D
hey mcpmike
almost 1000 posts without bloodshed.
When this Tri page reaches 1000+
People will ponder the events leading up to this phenomonon. It willbe discussed. Documentaries will be written about the events leading up to but not excluding the Tori page. It will constucted then de-constructed....
Well maybe not?
That "actor" isnt even in IMdb...
Poor Tori Spelling. The most attention she gets is because a hand full of people were bored, pouting because MK wasn't posting!
yes everyone's playin nice it's Dlisted Utopia
whoever posts number 1000 gets a special gift from the Brangelina stalker..............
Katie, your dog looks like the "Hound from Hell" from an old 1970's horro movie hehehe
Holy smokes I'll avoid posts 1000 in that case.
hi, joy, i love you!
The fetus of Brad and Angie in a jar?? Coolies..
that is my dog... Katie Scarlett!!!
she is laying right here with me!!
be cool, my babies!
CokeMonkey
that and $ 3.27 will get you a Starbucks
would it make you feel bad if I told you she only had 3 legs coke monkey ?
Best hangover cure, other than more alcohol...drink loads of water before going to bed and take to advil. Usually works for me. Or some gatorade before bed. JUst gotta stay hydrated.
guys, check it out....there's a new post!
You people are ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!! Over 900 fucking posts!!!!!!!!! Congrats MK! Nobody ever cares to post this much on perezhilton.com! Non the less, 900 people don't even log on to Perez's site! Keep up the good work peoples! Lets run Perez right outta town!!!!!!!!
only 20 more posts. i miss you, M.K.!
We're almost there. I think we can...I think we can...
the best thing it's that it's real people with real comments. not crazy spammers.
Hey it's great to see that the comments are almost to 1000! Great job everybody!
For you morbid entertainment, I proudly present my 2006 Death Pool lists(I made two this year):
1) Gerald Ford, Lady Bird Johnson, Brooke Astor, Al Lewis, Glenn Ford, Augusto Pinochet, Elizabeth Taylor, Carlo Ponti, Lou Rawls, Estelle Getty.
2) Miep Gies, Patsy Ramsey, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Kirk Douglas, Louis Jourdan, J.D. Salinger, Fidel Castro, Harry Morgan, Muhammad Ali, Dan Fogelberg.
Some death pool players take it so seriously that they'd never give out their lists before the contest starts because they don't want to help other players. Me, I don't give a shit.
its at 986 guys we have to finish!!!
We can make it...1,000
off topic...I'm watching Law and Order
God i love Christopher Meloni..he is so hot
In Oz...oh boy!
Am I crazy or is he hot?
I want him as hot slut.
I'm sure I can blab enough to help it up to 1000.
Paula, that is a bit morbid but isnt Estelle Getty only like 60 or something? Is she sick and I dont know about it?
That's morbidly funny Paula!
Hi Paula,
good list..poor Estelle Getty! GG rules.
I met kirk Dougles once, he is super old!
I was watching it before bird the marathon ? when we hit 1000 I am going to bed, I drank so much sitting here last night but I had so much fun, had a headache this AM...
I love all you guys... love dishing about movies, celebs,, etc
Bird. I am SO with you. I love Meloni. He lives around the corner from me and every time I see him, he's either on the phone or busy walking and talking with his wife. I want to tell him that SVU got me through studying Crim Law for the bar. I think he'd think I'm nuts though. On a side note, RIchard Belzer lives up the block too. One day I'm expecting to see Mariska and Ice-T.
1000, M.K, YOU HOT BITCH!
BB, Estelle Getty was born in 1924, so she's 81. I have read things that say she is not doing well.
Oh, ok. I didnt think she was that old because she is the youngest golden girl and I didnt think the others were close to 90. Oh well. I like her.
MPC, my counter thing says 995, is it broken?
my new fav is Viggo Mortenson so hot!
no, but it won't be long.
Mine's stuck on 995 too. maybe if we hit a thousand it blows!
Are we there yet?!
a new low! Mk will be shitting in his pants for joy!
When someone nice on my list dies then I feel bad,I don't do a happy dance, I just go "Oh Shit! He(she) was on my list! I'm going to hell for sure!". I'd rather just pick asshole people, but sometimes it's slim pickings. I'm sure I will do a victory lap when Augusto Pinochet bites the big one. Maybe when Castro dies too, what a humorless bastard he is.
GetFlix you get a date with the Brangelina Stalker if you win!!!
Good Nite all you lovely dlisted people . have fun ringing in 1000
Peace out.
fack
LOL
oh wow, Bonnie you live near half of the Law and Order cast!
Oh I love me some Meloni!
Katie: Viggo is so sexy, he was married to
my teenage idol, Exene from X!
OMG 1006 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
Shit, I wanted a date with Fat Girl Jessica.
I hear she loves anal sex!!!
DLISTED RULES!
1006 posts for 2006 !!!
ok, that was kinda lame, congrats, D listed!
We passed 1000!
Yeehaw
Getflix gets his date with Brangalina stalker and we all get cupcakes!
congrats to joydivision, i feel like she kinda started this shit.
Bird, you're gonna have to fight me for Meloni. That is after I get rid of his wife (I"m kidding, she seems really nice and they seem happy). I never saw Oz, but my friend calls Meloni, Huge C*ck Meloni. Apparently he's well hung. He also has an amazing body. Hmmm, it's getting hot in here.
I don't think I've ever seen a comment section go a grand before.
Michael K gonna see it and think, "Damn, those bitches are nuts!"
And judging from the quality of the posts that got us here, I would have to say he would be right!!
gotta give props to FMouie, he (or it) was a huge part of this.
True that, GetFlix!
Later friends!
oh man ,put up yer dukes Bonnie, I love him! Let's fight. Or we could share him. hmmmm...
But of course he's happily married and I'd never mess with that..I'm not a Hollywood celeb, afterall!
Joy where are you? We hit 10000
It's funny how in the very first comment MizRo says "the home fires are burning here". Geez is that an understatement or what?
I want to thank my agent, Finkle Feinstein! Oh, and all the writers, producers and little people that put the time in posting, when the rest of us were sleeping, drinking and fucking!!
Oh, and my lovely co-star, Fat Girl Jessica! She really does love hot anal sex!! Ask anyone here!!
But most important, I want to say thank-you to Michael K!! His perverse love of skank celebrities really helped to put this post over the top!!
Holy fucking shit! There are 1027 comments???!!!! WTF is going on?
LA:
We've gone a little nuts...
1,000 comments?! What the fuck! You sluts are really hot. I'm in L.A.!
this was an interesting couple of days I got married,changed my name had a baby,learned a lot about you guys, drank a lot , ignored my kids,
but hey it was fun,,, so what's up for
next year?
( you really have to read the posts to understand and Breakdown I love ya !)
Gah, I've really enjoyed reading this whole thread the past day or so, but I must say, every time I visit the site I scroll down a little too far and the image of Not-Julia nekkid disturbs me all over again.
LA! Where have you been?
FUCK ME! i just got back from visiting the folks in monterey and MK is just getting there? i also spent the week in napa valley with the bed spins thinking about all you dlisted sluts. did you know there are 250 wineries up there?
i'm finally home again and i ain't going nowhere for awhile. what did i miss? and please don't make me read these 980 posts. please. i beg of you.
OH YEAH, HAPPY 2006, BITCHES!
Katie,
Nice recap there. It has been amusing. Though, my time here hasnt been as eventful as yours. No marriage or kids...I got nothing...
hey Pretty Kitty.. you gotta read it
Can't explain. it's too silly.
Napa's great..pass the wine!
MK we loooooooooove you!
GetFlix, I may have to make up a new av! You are on a roll tonite!
Bonnie, you found us,, all of us crazy people !
Don't read all those posts, prettykitty!!!
fuck this, let's do 2000.
ok, if you are shooting for 2000, you gotta make it 2006. Not that I am going to condone that
I love you to MPCMIKE!
Woah!!!!!
YES YES , I was having tech problems with computer all fixed now, just had a double esspreso I'm ready for Tori Posts 2000!!!!!!!!
Hey Droppin'! Thanks, but please don't heart me! Maybe an av of your rack!
PrettyKitty:
I'm gonna cry, were you!!!!
Don't worry prettykitty, Tori Post. Has been purchased for a fox mini-series, coming soon!!!
I love you all but I am going to sleep
and Happy New Year but I am sure I will be here tomorrow !
Joy..keep smiling girl and Bonnie Blue...keep the night light on
Julliete Lewis will play me!
what's not to love, GetFlix?
Holy Mofo Crap you brought back the Big Gun
nite Katie S
Brrrr...Chilli here.
Bye Scarlett ,if you wake up with a nightmare comeback I might still be here!!!
Ha! You crazy little sluts I can't believe we went over 1000. I leave for the night and miss all the crazy fun. But, don't we get cupcakes now?? I heard MK's mom would make us all cupcakes if we went over 1K! WOO-Hoo!
mcp - I love Cameron Crowe, too. My faves are Singles and Almost Famous. Haven't seen Elizabethtown yet.
Bird - Lord of the Rings! Good analogy!
GetFlix - Just dropped my mom off at my brother's... been entertaining for days and days... trying to get caught up here!
I hear you, LA!
hey joy!! happy new year. i finally got a reprieve and went on christmas vacation.
bird, napa valley is like vegas for winos. my regular routine was to go down to the continental breakfast, fill up on mimosas, and return to my room to puke everything up for the day of wine tasting. my liver gave out on me half way through the trip. alcohol is still streaming from my pores. luckily for me, we never got rain, but just left in time before the flash floods. fun times. (urp)
Yes, Naughty V, where are our cupcakes?
like I need more junk, ughh too much holiday crap!
LA -love the Viggo, he is an artist and poet too , so sensitive..sexy.
Aw cripes, I'll add my 2 cents.
2 cents.
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^haha!
PrettyK
sounds like I'd love it!
Loves the red wine!
I love how this Tori Page won't die, it's so Darksided.
? Singles is Cameron Crowe? really>?
STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!
JUST FACE THE TRUTH:
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bird - I think someone else brought up Viggo, but I'm with you on loving him. I also loved that he was married to Exene. She freaking rules.
Brange loves me!
Exene Cervenka & John Doe
My all time favorite musical duo. I still can't get over them breaking up ;(
Yes I used to see X shows all the time when I was a young'un..she's the best.
Now I'm too old to go to such shit! heehee
me, too, bird. on both accounts!
JD - exene and john=soulmates. i'm still mourning over Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks splitting.
Dude - you are so lucky to get that lovely gift from Brange!
The first album ruled!! Wow.
Bird,
I want too share something with you don't cry though. When I was in high school me and my friends would hang out in the quad & some of the guys would break up some Alka Seltzer in to peices of bread when the bell would ring then throw it out for the birds.
Then when next class was over their would be some dead birds belly up on the way to the next class
Joy you are cool, they rock! I know, I can't believe Viggo is daddy to the kid and not John,,but life happens I guess
Getflix, you got a "gift" yikes!
Ophelia - yes, Cameron Crowe totally made Singles... it's like classic Crowe, and Heart is the original Seattle band, well, after Jimi, who are all on the soundtrack.
getflix - which first album? Buckingham Nicks? or X?
ok Joy that is so Darksided.
I will cry later, when I am alone! (not really)
I love all animals, especially our feathered friends.
You aren't trying to subtly tell me something ,are you? Hope not!
I remember my older brother snekking me in to The Dirt Box & Oddysey & clubs like that when I was a pre-teen Whoa if I would tell you some of the people I knew and hung out with in the day, you wouldn't believe me so I won't, but the end of years I guess makes us go there and feels vulnerable.
STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!
JUST FACE THE TRUTH:
GetFlix is #1 bitches
GetFlix is #1 bitches
GetFlix is #1 bitches
GetFlix is #1 bitches
GetFlix is #1 bitches
GetFlix is #1 bitches
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GetFlix is #1 bitches
GetFlix is #1 bitches
We're up to 1072... damn, I was stunned when I got home tonight and saw that this thread was still alive!
Bird,
No I love animals I've had pets since I was in diapers. I have a pmeranian girl right now, I cherish her soooo.
thanks LA I forgot Heart was from WA .. Singles on the cusp of or there after of grunge cool. Soundtrack rocks love Chris Cornell's Seasons and AIC's Would ?
Brange is showing me some serious love!
The first X album, LA!
aww Joy,
Hope you don't hate me.. tweet
Joy Division is a great band, btw
X is to me, the all time best group L.A. ever spawned. The did start to fizzle as their love began to fizzle, but it did give us Burning House of Love & Fourth of July, Two of my all time favorite X songs.
Ophelia - Love the movie, love the soundtrack. Without getting it out to check, I believe Heart was billed as The Lovemongers on the Singles soundtrack.
Went to many an X show when I was a coed at San Diego State. They played on campus every semester. Those were the early slam-dancing days, that's moshing to those of you too young to remember slammin'!
Paula - BTW - these are my picks for 2006 death pool:
1. Aaron Spelling (sorry Tori)
2. Gerald Ford
3. Lou Rawls
4. Michael deBakey
5. Lady Bird Johnson
6. Kitty Carlisle
7. Pete Doherty
8. Joey Bishop
9. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
10. Ozzy Osbourne
11. Liza Minnelli
12. Kirk Douglas
13. Betty Ford
Alternate: Geraldine Ferraro
Ewww
Death talk I'm out for a while. Be back after Lettermen.
Yeah, I only saw X when a friend finally got his license and his dad's car. The love was over and the show wasn't very good. It was to promote the last album.
They never even interacted on the stage. Very boring. Must not think bad thoughts!
LA
unfortunately I'm not too old!
I remember slammin.
I was a preteen/teen
saw X, Chili peppers,jane's addiction, dickies , bad religion,, etc...
oh those were the days, feels like another person!
Love the movie too .. Eddie Vedder in a cameo bit I still like my grunge boys .
lol Getflix..
I always sing that song when I am thinking bitchy things.
I must not think bad thoughts
Must be Catholic guilt
Chilis and Jane's Addiction = Dave Navarro purrrrrrrrr
I think I'm the only person who luv'd One Hot Minute
Was Billy Zoom still in X when you guys saw them? He builds amps here in the O.C. now. Those were the days.
Vedder AND Cornell had cameos in Singles! I just watched it again the other day! Cameron Crowe has a cameo, too! I like grungers, too, Ophelia.
In a strange way, the last X album ended the punk era. (The Ramones started it in 1976.)
Billy Zoom builds amps now!? Wow.
Yes LA, he was the best part of the show.
in LA, the X scene evolved to Concrete Blonde and then to the Geraldine Fibbers. Now, nothing's that edgy anymore.
There were kind of different punk scenes depending on the city you were in... London, NY, or LA. All very different from one another, I thought.
O: I love Eddie, saw them in concert too..think it was Lalapolooza..so long ago
Grunge is great..love Kurt..poor baby
LA: Yep billy Zoom was there..told ya I'm old!
LA you got a good list there! I thought about Pete Doherty but I think he's still got a bit of life in him.
Damn, Kitty Carlisle is probably already dead but noone has nudged her fossilized body lately to look for signs of life. Kinda like Brooke Astor.
LA, the one city that really has the most amazing band scene is Boston. It's all those colleges.
Kurt C. and I share the same birthday... the same day Hunter Thompson shot himself.
I saw Pearl Jam in San Diego when they did that tour where they used an alternate ticket seller... I think after their second album. It was totally rocking.
Paula - I can't believe I missed Patsy Ramsey! I'm kicking myself in the head! Shit!
Getflix - checkout billyzoom.com. he's a friend of a friend... (in the pix on my website!)
You mean home of Godsmack?
I've been to Boston once and totally loved it. Didn't check out the club scene but hung out @ a coffeehouse called curious libations w/ a suffolk student.
Yeah poor Kurt don't have an altar or shrine of anything freaky like that but so love him and his songs.
I will LA!
LA -you and Kurt, wow. He was a poet, in my opinion.
I think i have the same bday as Jerry O'Connell or some shit like that! yuck
Mighty mighty bostones...what else? I'm not hip on the Bostonian scene.
Total Westcoastie.
LA Jerry Falwell would be another good pick. I don't know why I didn't put him on either of my lists.
oh yes Jerry F .. George Dubaya and my Prime Minister and we will put rockstars in charge lol
Oooh we're talking birthdays-- mine are kinda interesting... Elvis Presley, David Bowie, Stephen Hawking, Mike Reno(lead singer of Loverboy), Shirley Bassey, R. Kelly. Damn, no wonder I can't fucking sing, everybody else stole all the musical talent(well maybe I sing better than Stephen Hawking? Probably not).
January 8th a very good day
It's my Granddaddy's b'day as well
Paula, you have good people on your day!
(Except pervert R. Kelly)
Happy early birthday!
Yep Ophelia. And it's coming up soon too! Unfortunately it comes at a time of the year when everyone is all partied out. Who the hell wants to have a party one week after New Year's? The earliest anyone wants to party again is for Superbowl Sunday.
Thanks birdie!
Paula! Happy Birthday in 2 weeks!
my poor hubby's bday is New Year's Eve.
Talk about a tough bday!
Thanks LA!
Oh Geez birdie that is lousy. But at least everybody already has the little cone hats and the tooter horns and noisemakers and are celebrating.
I also feel bad for anyone whose birthday is around Christmas.
What are you and your hubby going to do for his birthday birdie?
talk about being overshadowed. Well then a special shout out Happy Birthday to the Christmas and New Year's babies!
Paula,
we always go to the inlaws - no worries, they are awesome peeps. We have fun.
But I do feel bad for the compact-celebration! All the gifts wrapped in XMas paper..sucks! I try not to do that shit!
Ophelia, if your granddad is still around, tell him that some crazy chick on the Internet wishes him a Happy Birthday too!
my ex's b'day was early in Jan. so at Christmas all his gifts would have half xmas wrapping / half b'day wrapping
ps: his family were major cheapskates
ps2: and so was he ex's are ex's for a reason lol
thanx Paula you're a doll he will luv that
Ophelia, you are awesome!
aww thank u little Bird .. you are too.
much love to all holding this reaching Comments 2000'apalooza !
I just left to comment on the Parasite bikini bottom situation.. and i'm all alone in the dark .. with no nite light at comment 2000'apalooza. somebody hold me lol
I'd love to hold you, O.
Joy?
LA?
Flix?
Doesn't matter, let's snuggle O!
TWEET!
Post 1121.
ok anon...
tweetie
I'm here, but just not knowing what to say right now. I thought jd was coming back after Letterman?
I know
I had to give some time to some people around here. THE NERVE.
Holy Guacamole with chips!
I love chatting about everything!
I just scrolled up a bit and caught M.K. " 1000 posts+ you sluts are hot I'm in l.a."
I love that fool.
we have a vigil going here.. light your candles people show your love .. and Bird your offer is way tempting as I have not had any lovin for about hmmmmm coupla months now LOL
whatdya mean, sexy?
I love chatting too
Oh poor O... just think of Jake or Whoever gets you hot.
Bird
What part of the globe are you nesting on?
JD, I am in California
Where are you
Bird if you weren't a girl I swear you were my friend Kev from work.. could it be? nah.. lol
So jd are you going to get any sleep before the Twilight Zone marathon comes on? It was you that mentioned the TZ wasn't it?
No O.
I am a girl...not Kev.
Why do you think so?
is that really bad?
Yikes
It just wouldn't be New Years Eve without a WPIX Honeymooners Marathon lol
I'm perched in the NorthEast ,Bird.
Paula, I get giddy this time of year I can't wait for Twilight Zone Marathon!!!!!!!!!!
No Bird absolutely nothing negative. Kev Is a great person. He's my best friend at work.
I'm sure I'll be watching some eppies of TZ here. There is just something so fun about marathons.
I love this Tori Page. In a bitter-sweet kinda way.
Hey I know how to tie in the Twilight Zone with this Tori page... "I'm Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you!" Telly Savalas was in that TZ episode, and Tori dated Telly's son or nephew or something like that. Or was he her godfather? I forget.
Yeah JD I hear you -- cause you know it will go back to its original format ... me too it's been fun getting to know all you awesome people
Paula you rock with your 6 degrees of separation .. and no Kevin Bacon in sight .. thank you.
Hehe Ophelia, thx.
I think the skankaroo from Desperado HouseHos Nicolette is somehow related to Kojerk .. I could be wrong.
My computer is freaking guys, I'm trying to fix it, not ignoring you guys it's been going on since 11:00p.m. or so. I gotta fix it.
I wish I could watch the Honeymooners marathon too, but I'm not in NY.
I just remembered something from New Years when I was a kid... on channel 4 here in St. Louis they used to show an old short film from the 1940's called "Bill and Coo" which has a cast entirely made up of birds, mostly parakeets. The parakeets wore little outfits and had little houses and all kinds of cute scenery. They'd show that film every new year very late at night. I loved that film so damn much that I actually found a VHS version of it a long time ago. I need to find my tape of it and watch it sometime tomorrow. I forgot all about it!
patience JD don't leave ;( kick the mofo thang
That is too funny Paula but it's the memories that are so precious.
I'm up in Canada and get WPIX and it's been my New Year's tradition for the last ..holy crap.. more than 10 years now. To the moon ALICE lol
I love the Honeymooners but all that shouting that they do on there makes me want to take a Valium, LOL! TVLand had a marathon several years back and I watched a lot of it but sheesh, all that shouting!
sort of a pre cursor to All in the Family well my family is loud and abnoxious so it feels like home to me Paula as dysfunctional as that sounds..lol it's all I know
Not that I am loud and obnoxious i'm the hippy of the family.. sidebar: I think I'm adopted lol I am the glue that keeps these freaks together.
Joydivision
I'ts almost fixed!
Lord.
My inlaws sound like The Honeymooners, except it isn't entertaining or funny.
I used to argue and shout with my dad a lot, but it wasn't really stressful. We'd sound like we were really mad at each other but then 5 minutes later we'd act like nothing had happened and it drove my mom and my brothers nuts.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
YES!!!!
PAULA'S STILL HERE!!!!!!!
Paula, that's kinda like how I am I will get into a spat with someone I love but 2 seconds later it's like whateva!!!Let's play!!!
Welcome back Joy good Lord almighty wtf happened??
Paula .. oh yeah I hear you about the family shouting match thing.. but I still love Ralph, Alice, Ed and Trixie God love 'em they are my New Years...
mpcmike:
It is my goal to take Tori Page 2005 to 2006 Posts!!!
Mama would be so proud.
Yep I'm still here. I'll probably go to bed sometime soon but I don't feel like it. I don't have a helluva lot going on in the morning/afternoon, I'm just gonna hang out at home. If I don't get a lot of sleep tonight then it won't matter. I can just be a lazy slug.
Boring, but you know these crazy toolbars can get attached to your computer and change you homepage & popups from hell well, that's what happned, cuz I couldn't get in the Tori Page.
I turned of my security & WHAM I got attacked and I had do a full system recovery. I'm still having proplems logging in to the TORI PAGE, Lord it's a mission too take this one "straight too the moon"
Jeez Paula,
I am so going to get a Vaio Laptop soon, so I can lay in my bed eat bon-bons. Have my Super kick Ass Sony Vaio Downloading boatloads of movies!
Yeah!!!
Alice we have technology even if it sucketh but we will take it to the moon.
While I lay in bed with my mini me Vaio, and chat chat chat. WE ladies love to chat yes!!!
Yes Ophelia!
Straight to the moon!
Let's do it!
I can envision the M.K. blog of the future where our avatars can be a mini cam with sound and the whole world can log into the Enigma that is M.K.
Also our keyboard can be loaded with super cool sound effects like
Crickets (anybody there?)
Gong (disliked a comment)
Claps (liked a comment )
last I checked JD it was 1167
I have a Nirvana anthology playing that is equivalent to a 3 year prison sentence so I'm good.
Awsome Ophelia
That is totaly hot
Ladies don't forget to stretch
deep breaths
snacks/coffee ? O.K.
Some music helps for now!
Each time I see my little Pomeranian stretch I stretch.
She goes to water bowl
I go take a sip of red-bull
It's so going to work, I've got it all figured out!
Papa can hear me?
Papa do you see me?
the music situation is covered but who exactly will bring my snacks? lol
Hmm?
I would, if I knew you.
I'm very good with that sorta stuff.
Lists Ophelia. Make to do lists.
I'm still here, I was off trying to find something(not the Bill and Coo VHS tape, which I really should be looking for).
Paula,
What's that?
Brrrr,
I should put some socks on but that means going all the way upstairs, Oh hell no.
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Oh I was talking about Bill and Coo earlier, which is an old short film with an all-bird cast. Mostly parakeets. The birds were dressed up in clothes and shit. It was cute. They used to show it here in St. Louis late at night on New Year's back when I was a kid. I don't know why they'd show that particular thing every New Year's but they did.
OK JD but I will multi task
I'm flippin back and forth to you all and a music site and this guy from NZ needs a good smack down which I will deliver momentarily... stay tuned.
Oh my Goth!
That sounds adorable Paula
I so want that I'm a sucker for silly animal planet type stuff.
Ophelia,
Kick his ass, smackdown style.
Cool, here's a link to a download of Bill and Coo on Liketelevision!
The crow is the villain in the movie. I love the pic they have of the parakeet wearing the dunce cap and the chalkboard says "I am a Bad Bird".
Paula thanks for the link!
You're hot.
How long would it take to download?
I dunno, I just found the download via google. They've broken it up into three parts. I should try to take a look at part one and see what happens.
O.K.
I'll be here.
I had a dream last night that I lived on top of a mountain overlooking the sea, I lived in a cottage where huge fuzzy buny rabits would come in and out of my cottage.
Dream 1.
the Nz boy ran home cryin to his Mommy after I got through with him and I am a peace, love, pass the joint kinda gal but he intimidates all the newbies on this site ..so.. you do the math lol my work there is done.
I was by the ocean with Brad Pitt, when suddenly we were attacked by space aliens, since my father was a general, We got swooped up and taken straight to space to a safe, super secret local.
dream 2.
Ophelia
Your my kinda gal.
Any one else want to share dreams?
Dreams involving Brad are all good. No matter the context. But I recently developed a crush on .... wait for it................................................
Clive Owen
OK the video is a continuous streaming-type thing. If you have RealPlayer and a high-speed connection then it streams the video nicely with no choppiness. The first five minutes are taken up with an introduction by the director and by the credits. Then it's all cute after that. There's a part where a mom bird is pushing a baby carriage with two eggs in it. So freaking cute. I'll have to watch more of it later today.
Clive?
I never liked Brad that way, but this site & his stalker brought him into my dreams? I've had the best sex dreams ever since then. All with Mr. Pitt.
Ahhhhh,
I definitley download that later, thanks Paula.
Paula,
What is that little creature on your avatar?
with Brad? I'm not so much hot for him since seing him for the first time in Thelma and Louise ..but hell..I'd do him in a New York minute.. not gonna lie to you JD lol
I just have this thing for Clive ..I don't know what it is .. one Sunday afternoon my movie channel had a Clive
a thon.. King Arthur, Closer, etc... go figure I have very diverse, out there, taste in men.
Ladies
I must go for now remeber, to come back tommorow right here . @
Tori Page 2005!!!
Love you guys!
I have a crush on Adrian Brody!
Keep going if you can ladies, if not check back tommorow.
Bye Bye
k JD peace out Girl
He's just a little rubber guy that I've had since I was a kid. He's sticking out his tongue through clenched teeth. I often feel like that little dude lol. Since he's extremely yellow I figured that he'd show up well in an avatar. It's hard to come up with something that will look good in that small little space.
I'm probably going to give it up now too and get some sleep. Nite all.
Peace out to you too Paula sleep well
OK, I have serious Finger-Mouse-Scroll-Wheel ache now from catching up on over 1,100 posts since I last checked this topic. Who knew Tori Spelling and her stinky crack held so much interest!? Well done all of you for pushing this topic so far.
I guess you COULD argue some of you should consider going outside, seeing real friends etc. but not me! You guys are HOT!
Can we try to get it up to 2006 before midnight?
Wait. Did you know that Tori Spelling's full name is Victoria Davey Spelling?
That makes her V.D. Spelling.
Well, I guess that's not as bad as if her name were Barbara Jean.
O is still here morning all
no more Tori Spelling deflated ass and Julia Ll Dreyfus boy body w/small man boobs EVAH ! Holy Crap I think I channeled Joan Crawford
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Morning everyone. !!! I need to clean my dirty house! there is crap everywhere ! but I had to check up on my buds! Joy I guess you are still asleep you sure were up late!
I will see you all later, but just in case Happy New Year !!!
Buh bye DarK Sided Slut the monogram'd towels must be fabulous Happy Cleaning Later
WOW, you guys were busy last night. This is insanity. But I'm amused. I have to fold laundry but I dont wanna.
Just want to chime in on Clive...he is HOT!
thank you BB Clive makes my heart pitter patter I usually like the rock grunge guys ..... guess Oph is growing up
ITS STILL GOING!!!!!!
Yes Monkey it is
do I need a 12 step MK program ? lol
nice to see you back here today CM
it is day right?/
I have downloaded some wickedly awesome music getting my tunes back you see this wench from work sold me a piece o' crap that f'd up my hard drive ps: all my documents and everything was gone-dee... kinda like buying a car from a work mate.. never. again.
Ophelia, I think you need to get some sleep. Step away from the keyboard.
By the way, I still cant see my sunflowers
thanks for your concern Bonnie I did get a power nap
... the next song I should steal.. download???? any thoughts?
would luve to see Van Gogh's sunflowers. bring it.
Well I finally woke up. I'm ready to do my part to reach the 2006 goal. I'm pretty lazy today though so I might not really get revved up until later this evening. Ophelia you are a trip! A power nap lol.
Ahhh Ophelia, I was once you in a play until I had to drown myself..
DO you like The Bard?
Im watching MTV's Sweet 16- are those people for real?? Do they purposely pick the biggest assholes for their show?? I havent seen one decent family yet!
I love Hamlet ... Ophelia's big ass skirt in water was the death of her..
so not know what the Bard is???
I can't see my sunflowers...can you guys? I don't get it. hmmmm...
Coke Monkey, I have seen that show, it is unreal. I just don't get it. it's like watching a train wreck.
MTV VH1 Surreal Life hell to the Yeah. Where else would you see Peter Brady and Mini Me ? lol
and I watched every ep .. even the next cast with Omarosa and Janice
I am the first supermodel Dickenson.. very entertaining trainwreck.
The Bard- Shakesphere (sp.)
Surreal Life, Omarosa what an assahola..but Brigettie Nielsen--WHOA!! What a freaking alkie!!
I swear to God, I was raised in a wealthy neighborhood, outside NYC, and the rich rich kids, half of them were so fucked up out of high school. This is just another generation of assholes. (Sweet 16)
The funniest line was, "Rich people dont shop at Target"... Read the bestselling book, "The Millionaire Next Door". Not do the richest people shop at Target, they dont have the flashiest crap either.
Damn that was funny seeing Mini-Me drunk on that motorized scooter. Then to have Peter Brady all concerned about him, that was cracking my shit up. It definitely is surreal.
I thought it was interesting in one episode with Omarosa and Janice that the others were fed up with both of them, but seemed willing to at least speak with Omarosa, whereas they were avoiding Janice like the plague. She's just too crazy and unpredictable. At least Omarosa is a predictable bitch.
no CokeMonkey my love for Shakespeare does not run that deep also had a thing for Poe.. not very popular with the other horny students in my class but I was Goth before Goth was Goth lol can I get some copyright royalties right about now .. the rent is due lol
LOL. Coke Monkey, I hear ya about the scary rich people. I grew up in NYC and went to private school for a while. Nice that I was educated about how to snort coke in jr high...no, I wasnt doing the coke but plenty will. On that note...I HATED private school.
OMG I can't believe the thread is still alive. MK must be killing himself with laughter. Happy Last Day of the 2005 People!
Bonnie - I see your sunflowers. Try emptying the cache on your browser, and then reload the page.
Fist off CokeM & Paula Mini Me drunk ass bucket nekkid on the scooter then Peter Brady and Luvlee Eye Candy guy..sorry his name escapes me .. and who the fuck cares right? lol.... trying to make some sens out of Mini Me and then the rack falls on Peter Bradys head Classic.....
Paula: Janice D. total freakshow waste o' space can still not believe she is a mother of 2
Thanks LA, I tried and I still can't see
Hi Shell and LA yes . still at it
They need to do a mud wrestling match with Janice and Brigitte. Give them a big ass mud pit with a fully-stocked bar rising out of the middle of it. That noname german model dude could sit in the middle and be their bartender. Just put a Speedo on him and let him pour drinks.
I forgot the part about Mini-Me being naked while all that shit was happening, LMAO.
Just have to say it again... A midget drunk-driving a motor scooter naked is just the funniest shit ever. Try and top that.
Paula oh hell yeah LOL you are too frickin' funny . Strange love with Foofee Foofee ! Gita is a giant piece of Euro Mofo trash to the 10th man
Yeah I love how Brigitte was always saying that she's European, like it's a lifetime excuse to walk around with no clothes on and act like a drunken ho.
Flava Flaaav! He's a trip. I couldn't understand why Ryan Starr was so uptight about him. He looks like a lot of fun. She was a wet blanket. She's definitely someone to not invite to your next party.
and still Sly Stallone fell for her ok we know Rocky is no Rhode scholar lol so we will let this one slip by
WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS....
Paula,
Do you speak of Marcus Shenkenberg? (sp?) Well, in his prime, he was really hot. I remember drooling over him in high school.
HOLLA! 2006 is almost here! and yes, i'm talking about the tori comments. too funny.
in case i don't get to say it..
HAPPY NEW YEAR, DLISTERS EVERYWHERE!
(more than likely i will be drunk by then)
Yeah that's his name! He is hot. He was good to look at but didn't do anything interesting on the show. That's ok. They had other people for that.
Y'all are such goofballs Can't imagine it will hit 2006 though??
Bonnie, I did the coke, but liked it too much and pulled myself outta there. I thought your sunflowers were hydras!!!! Now I see them!!
Hey, I have to ask, does anyone remember Scott Valentine? He was the boyfriend of Michael J Fox's sister in that series they were one? Am I the only person that thought he was cute?
ALright, the hubby is ON HIS WAY TO GET THE GREY GOOSE. YIPPEEE!!!
Scott Valentine was hot...but I think he got into major drugs and went the Greico way...
Schenkenburg was really hot, but he had the personality of a piece of wood on the Surreal Life. For some sick reason, I thought that Jose Canseco was verrrry hot and very doable and much hotter than Schenkenburg. Flav grosses me out. He's way too ghetto for me. I was never into black guys intil I saw Xzbit. He's got the sexist smile....
Flav is a ghetto caricature, that's what makes him fun. I certainly wouldn't want to have a romance with the dude but he'd be fun to hang out with. I was shocked to hear that he's had his driver's license suspended 67 times supposedly. There's something really wrong with that. How the hell do you manage to accomplish that?
The guy from Family Ties, do you mean Nick? If so, he was a cutie.
CM, my pic is supposed to be van goh's sunflowers. Well, one of his sunflower paintings as he has many but this is my fave. Too bad I can't see it. Time to get ready for tonight's festivities soon.
I see that everybody is off doing other things so I'll just keep the vigil going until I can pass the baton off to someone else lol.
Paula, beats me. I got my license suspended once for too many speeding tickets and a small amount of drugs in the car and it scared the CRAP outta me. Changed my life. I understand Flav being fun to hang with..just to understand his way of life would be interesting.
Ps. I hate to drive and NEVER drink and drive..NEVER
sorry about the last post, I dont know what happened but ny name wasn't there but I was the Anon at 5:23. Stupid computer!
Fyi, I still can't see the damned sunflowers!
I see the Sunflowers..I need to get a Gravatar. Something tells me it's just gonna be me and Paula tonight........
Bonnie, I do mean Nick. I always thought he was adorable. I never understood why he didn't get into movies, but what do I know. I know he was in 'My Demon Lover' which was sort of silly, but cute.
I'm glad you see them. I just see a blank square with a little red x in it.
Oh yes, once you have a "brush with the law", it sets you straight. Yep I've been there, done that, not doing that again!
Nope I can't understand the people that don't ever learn from their mistakes. 67 license suspensions, sheesh.
Anybody being a couch potato right now? I'm watching the Twilight Zone marathon and the Monty Python maraton similataneously. Haven't watched much football yet. Oh the Chargers and the Broncos are on. Gotta add that to the rotation.
Later on here at our house we're gonna make some party food and drink champagne and wear party hats and toot our tooters.
And I want to see whether or not Dick Clark will show up on New Year's Rockin' Eve.
Peter Falk does not make a convincing Cuban dictator. I just had to say that.
Do you guys have a good peanut butter cookie recipe?
I just found my Elivis cookie cutouts?
I wish I was being a couch potato. I have to get ready to go out. I am pissed. I can't find an earring. I thought I had 2 of them...now I can only find one. Damnit. I ought to just go back to watching History of the World Part I. Guess I'll have to wear other earrings but they really did add a lot to the outfit. I know you girls understand my plight.
Paula you multi-tasker
The righteous general just threw a commrade of the balcony on twilight zone!
PuHeeee, to di deektators!
Bonnie where you going?
the weather is horrible out there?
I'm going to a friend's for a little bit then out to a local bar. Nothing too exciting but I think I shrunk the shirt I want to wear. I must have because I have lost weight since I wore it last. Ugh.
O.K. have fun ;(
BB I feel for you. Did you lose it the last time you went out partying? That's usually how I lose earrings. Just like on AbFab, when Eddie loses her new LaCroix earring in the toilet.
I'm glad I'm not going out for New Year's. I've done the whole "dressing up in idiotically skimpy clothes and high heels in 20 degree icy weather" thing. Still, it's fun when you're with the right people.
Happy New Year!!!
M.K. you must drop by your'e Tori Page for a shout out tonight, before you get toasted!!!!
soory fer ell my type eerors
Ohhh
No I not drunk, how dare you, Chloe?
Well, I gave up on the earring because I didnt like the shirt. I give up. It's raining and gross and I'm going to be with people from college who I have known forever so I don't care. I'm just going to drink a lot then I'll feel great! That's my theory. It's either that or I will the the topless chick roaming the upper east side.
Bonnie,
That sounds like fun!
Don't fall on a patch of ice, so not sexy.
AbFab, I love that show, I love when one of them has a flashback and they're at the park all 80's out and Adam Ant is in the backgroung and they are trying to swing the swings while totally hammered.
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Naughty
MpcMike
LA
GetFlix
Rumor
Mean girl from 'little house'
Monkey
anons
did I forget anyone?
Come on you are so not a true Dlist hardcore If you don't CHECK IN tonight :0
OH Kellie too !
sorry.
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I wonder if we were at the Spelling New Years Bash, who would be there?
Robert Wagner? Heather Locklear? The cast of Dynasty, T.J. Hokker himself even? Talk about night of the living dead! With AaaronSpelling himself as the Re-Animator.
night all and have a very happy and healthy new year...see you in '06
Happy New Year to everyone!!
Have a very fun New Years to those venturing out in the night. Wish my Comedy Network was having a Patsy/Eddie Marathon but I will not stray from tradition and set my clicker on WPIX Honeymooners marathon.
oh yes Mallory Keaton's junk artiste b.f.Nick with the chain link earing
Hey hot Dlisters... Happy 2006 to all!
Hey LA Happy 2006 to you too !
Just got back from Vermont!! I knew this post would still be kicking!
A quick hey,,just got back from the movies and dinner saw Syriana great movie !!!
Ahhhh
Tripod Dawg and Dark SS!!!! I getting wasted on Grey Goose again!!! Sheeee-it! Happy New Year!!
Joy, I am so here, or passed out. I am on my bed with my 5 dawgs drinking with my laptop. Pretty disgusting huh??
Or masturbating to Heath Ledger on NBC!!!!
I also am a crazy bitch who loves anal sex!
Heath likes it too from Jake on Brokeback Mountain CokeMonkey lol
Be careful, Cokemonkey! I've spilled beer on a laptop, and it ain't pretty!!
Hey, I didnt say that on 8:26pm!!!
Greetings you little sluts I'm happy to see you're still working towards 2006 posts, but I just don't see it happening. Hi Joy!! Just went to dinner, brief pause before we have to meet up with family. I think we're going to go and see 'The Ringer'. I know, what can you do. I love a good.. or in poor taste.. laugh!
Happy New Year!!!
It's only 7:42CST here, so we have a while to go.
Talk to ya later Joy!
XO
L
Yeah NV there's only 3-4 hours left and I can't imagine people posting 700 more comments. But I could be wrong.
Shit, anything can happen in 3 hours.
Woah,
You guys are out of control!,Naughty I hope your dinner rocked, Monkey Heath does it for you huh? I'm a retard, I'm still watching 'Twighlight Zone Marathon'
I will try to stay up all night.
I'll be in and out. I just saw the William Shatner one where he's on the plane and a furry ape is trying to take the plane down. What a masterpiece.
Getflix:
Wazzzzzzzz
Uppppppppp!
Syrianna, i want to see that too.
Hey everyone! Have a Happy New Year! =)
CokeMonkey's got one kinky New Years Eve set up' going on!
I still don't know how you get those smiley faces on a post
DKOITP,
Happy New YeaR!!!
just try, it it will show up, look at your keys.
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Joy- I cant believe someone is "apeing" me see 8:26pm. What a loser. I mean, I may be eccentric and anal sex can be fun with plenty of lube, but I would never just interject a comment like that!!!
You guys are still here? This will live in infamy, we'll refer to it as the post that got "Tori-d". All others will be held up to it for comparison!
That FMOUIE Gravater- if that doesnt bring him bring with chuckles, nothing will, it made me smile!!!
Well, this was when Heath was hot. Plus he looked like my old boyfriend who was hung like a mule and never failed to satisfy. Now, Heath looks kind of stinky.
Scout, we are still here! CokeMonkey I hope you and Heath had a good time!
CokeMonkey I just caught that. What a weezle.
UMMMMMMMMMMM.
I am getting hammered, but I noticed that the running thread amongst the D-lister's and the whole site is that the people who make comments seem to be older and pretty insightful? Or am I getting fucking plastered???
I'm afraid if you're hoping to break 2000 before the year end there's gonna have to be something that elicits more than 4 replies/minute. Just doing the math...
OK I just popped open the champagne. WooHoo. There was a lull for awhile after we ate our first round of snacks and beers. Now we've gotten our second wind.
Maybe I can type out a few dozen more rambling bullshit comments to help the score here.
CokeMonkey, what gave it away? Our ability to spell, or do math?
Paula,
Give us your picks on your death poll.
My husband is watching that damn A Knight's Tale. The Twilight Zone and Monty Python are banished for a while.
Is it in bad taste on this night of the year to say that Dick Clark is on my death watch list?
CokeMonkey.
Your drunken stuper has made you come in to the light! Yes we are all a bunch road scholars here tonight.
Older and a bit wiser in 2006!
Stupid me told that William Shatner episode to my kid on a flight to Miami when my kid was 8. He screamed to high heaven on the flight and all the "flight attendents" ran over like I was killing him. I forgot that having drinks in the air is like double because of the O2 in the cabin or something like that.
Ok I'll post my death pool picks again in two separate comments to help the comment count:
List #1: Gerald Ford, Lady Bird Johnson, Brooke Astor, Al Lewis, Glenn Ford, Augusto Pinochet, Elizabeth Taylor, Carlo Ponti, Lou Rawls, Estelle Getty.
Scout, I guess the morons on the Perez commentary site. Completely different audience.
Joy it makes it even funnier that it's "Rhodes scholar"... but we're prolly all road scholars!!!
Oh hell no, he did have a stroke a while back. I think he might be headed to that bandstand in the sky.
List #2: Miep Gies, Patsy Ramsey, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Kirk Douglas, Louis Jourdan, J.D. Salinger, Fidel Castro, Harry Morgan, Muhammad Ali, Dan Fogelberg.
thanks scout! your hot.
I thought half those people were dead!!
Miep Gies? who's that?
My husband does a Kirk DOuglas impression that would make you pee your pants.
Damn, why the hell did I not put Dick Fucking Clark on my lists? Now I really want him to show up on New Year's Rockin Eve tonight. Go Dickie Go!
Oh, yes, the fact you guys know what a Rhodes scholar is and you can spell is nice too.
Dan Fogelberg deserves to dies for that music he shat out...
don't feel bad Paula, he's had a bountiful life, although it would be cool to see him 'kick bucket' Live on tonights show !
What's up with Dan Fogelberg?
It'll be interesting to have a Kennedy die of natural causes...or maybe Eunice will sense her impending death, strap on a pair of skies, play a rough game of ski football and dive straight off the bridge of Chappaquiddick!
Miep is one of the people that helped hide Anne Frank and her family away from the Nazis. She is still alive, bless her heart.
She is considered a famous person on the particular death pool I participate in. There are always arguments about whether or not someone was famous and whether you can get points for him/her when they die. Yep I know, it's sick and twisted! People arguing about scoring points on a dead person!
Dan Fogelberg supposedly has advanced prostate cancer. So everyone keeps checking out his website for any news on his condition. People spend a lot of time on this morbid gruesome stuff, trust me.
What a fun and educational way to teach kids about our living legends !
I despise his music. Panty waste stuff. My opinion only.
I lived in Amsterdam and the Dutch were very brave in WW2.
Ah, no wonder Anne Frank popped into my mind when I read Mies Giep. Just couldn't remember why!
I thought you had Ozzie on your list, or was that someone else? He's beat the wolf back from the door a couple of times this year!
Being morbid runs in my family. Even though my mom(RIP) was the cheeriest sweetest damn lady you'd ever meet, she loved to keep track of who was dead. She'd clip famous people's obituaries out of the newspaper and keep them in a shoebox. I still have those obits somewhere. Probably in the basement somewheres.
My dad had prostate cancer, I thought Carlo Ponti died!! This is morbid!!
I love wearing clogs, long live the dutch!
NoNO NO!!! Not OZZY!!
How about all the members of The Rolling Stones, geez.
There was a site on the web a few years back I found when I lived in Amsterdam (bored and very stoned) that showed EVERYTHING...sex with anything, anything, dead this dead that...it's been shut down....
Holy Guacamole!
I had the chance to see them for the 2nd time, great seats, I said, NO THANKS...Give it up....
CokeMonkey,
Whatever you do please don't get behind the wheel tonight, please!
The Japanese are the sickest..shit, vomit, schoolgirls....why?? Maybe an oppressed society??
I'm thinking the sex with "dead this" and the concert tickets are unrelated thoughts CokeMonkey? HAHAHAHaha!!!
Joy, nooooway. Lawyers are expensive. Thats how my husband's family made their money....
Thank you tho, and appreciate your kindness. You are not as you are made out to be (as in yesterday's debacle)...
Yeah Coke, I think you ought to just stay curled up at home for a while!
CokeMonkey,
They do have the biggest Lolita school girl fetish, the more opressed the society the kinkier it can become.
I like everybody else I get angry or upset sometimes. They really did hurt my feelings, but it probably won't stop me from letting some on have it, I've done it to M.K. twice yet he has forgived me
Scout, I confessed in earlier posts, I was in trub with the law years ago and never do drugs in the US (pot in Netherlands) and never drink and drive. It scared the crap outta me. Thanks for your concern, but I am in bed, with my small clothes on, car in garage.
GetFlix
Wake up!!!
CokeMonkey, I get super mushy when I'm drunk, I like start touching peoples faces and get all smily.
Joy- I feel that you are young but very intelligent? Well, compared to me...(my wireless is giving me crap)
Shit, I am awake!!
CokeMonkey,
Maybe but I can't type sober or drunk.
I was the first Goth girl in my high school...they called it the art crowd..we accepted the gay guys. Give me a break.
GetFlix
I was about de-salt your tank !!!
I hear you CokeMonkey,
Gay boys have always been drawn to my artsy femminine side.
I always had lesbians drawn to me!! I don't know why, maybe because I don't care, but I dont look like one and I dont care... But since I was 17, I was always hit on by lesbians.
It's official, I am not getting laid tonight.