MK - enjoy yourself! The home fires are burning here: get thee to Oprahs for some champagne and caviar!
MK - Go to The Cannery! Have a great time. And for God's sake, please do not subject your worshipers to any more of Tory Spelling's fashion fuck-ups. Her face is Pepto-excuse enough. Tally ho!
that fugly B**** is NOT even divorced yet !!!
i hope her soon to be ex takes her to the cleaners
MK - my life hasn't been the same with you on vacation.
MK go see Oprah and (Gail) Steddy. How do you do strikeouts?
Leave it to MK to reference a movie that I had totally forgotten about years ago. Be careful and have fun!
Clint Eastwood was yummy back then...
Hey, Loozer! Nice to "read" you!
What a crime--so rich and so FUGLY. And she dresses like shit too.
He is a Federline-wannabe.
Happy New Year !!!
Her face is the GD size of Texas and she has two husbands at once?! WTF.
Hope you have a sexy New Year MK. I shall be playing "Squeak Piggy Squeak" and "Pass the Balloon" myself. Yep - you got it, I have been invited to Jordan's New year's shindig 
diging in someone's ass in public doesn't prove true love. it proves "i'm trying to get attention and act like i'm really into this horseface bitch when in fact i'm into her trust fund"
I am so with letinstar.
What is she wearing?!?!? She is obviously mentally challenged.
GOD MK! i hate you and your vacation...i'm at work...for the next 20 minutes.
then i'm hopping on a plane to miami...ha ha ha suckers!
of course i'll be checking the dlisted while i'm on the beach. don't worry.
i wanna be on the beach
i have no work this week and no DListed....wtf???
donna martin=not hot
she should have stuck with brian austin child molester
I think I first saw this hot move in the beginning of Sixteen Candles.
This is worse than a hickey.
Gross gross Gross!
first time I ever saw a horse's ass in jeans. Pretty interesting. almost looks human!
i'm totally adding 'play misty for me' to the netflix queue.
MK you have nothing to say about her outfit?!
rollerslut, say "hello" to South Beach for me! I miss living in Florida when it's not hurricane season! 
Love ya and have a safe trip!
Have a great time MK, I will totally miss you.
Steal something pretty from Oprah for me, MK!
It's freakin' cold here on the East Coast, so soak up that CA sunshine and bring some this way!
Can't wait until you are back!!!! I have been soooo bored at work!!!
Have fun!
Amen to dat, 2pink. It is raining here and cold and I'm just so not feeling it! I needs me some sunshine and lots o' boy toys!
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OMG...this is too funny!!!
Hate the pants. Hate the boots. I'm so over them.
I don't know what I'm going to do until Tuesday...
"AHAHAHHAHAH! He's gonna get a dingle, I know it!"
LMAO...most disgusting/humorous thing(funny how those two qualities often go hand in hand) I have read all day!
MK..I am getting withdrawal symptoms now...get your sore ass back to the east coast please!!!
we miss you MK!
Happy New YEar!
1. Is he blind?
2. What kind of outfit is she wearing?
KatyaKitty, this time last year I was living in Palm Beach County, FL. This cold, grey, dreary weather is terrible! I think I have Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)!
Ah-hummm...badgirl/wetchocolatechips you forgot to change your gravatar when posting as someone different. There are people on this site (not me) that will tear you to bits for that. Just thought I would let you know, as there have been some major catfights in the past!
2PB, I try to think of the positives of cold dreary weather(because I am just such a positive person, ha.). I finally came up with a total list of three good things about winter weather: 1) if you accidentally step on dog poo, it doesn't stick to your shoe because it's frozen, yay! 2)No bugs, which means NO BUG BITES, yay! 3) No seasonal allergies, yay!
There's got to be more positives, but I'm too depressed to think of any more.
MK....
make sure you fart out those condoms before you leave the hotel. They'll cavity search at the airport. talk about emBArrassing!!
2pink - I was in Jamaica. I think we all need to hop a plane and join MK in Monterey. Please - somebody make this rain STOP!
Stop allready, you fucking pig!
Enough!
FMouie, I am so traumatized by the mental pics you just gave me. Damn! Where's that Grey Goose at?
He's a disgusting old man! One hand on the keyboard, the other on those grey balls.
Ladys please stop fueling this dirty old man. He's disgusting.
KatyaKitty, my man used to live in Jamaica when he was younger, for like four years. Somewhere near Runaway Bay. His mother did Marketing/PR for a hotel there. He wants to take me to visit, but says the crime has gotten so out-of-control. Is it that dangerous?
SFO, Monterey, etc. MK - Do you have a sugar (leather) daddy? Have fun, you hot slut!
JOYDIVISION...
BITE MY NUTSACK YOU JEALOUS FUCKING CUNT. IF YOU CANT OFFER ANYTHING FUNNY, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. YOUR HARRASSING COMMENTS ARE TIRESOME AND UNNECCESSARY. QUIT DOGGING ME BITCH OR GO AWAY.
2pinkballoons: I am an idiot so can you please tell me what a gravitar is? Thanks.
KatYa...
haha. Sorry hon. Pass the Goose this way, don't bogart that shit!
Kellie...
nope no idiot. I found out the same way. It's the lil pic besides the name
Now this Spelling girl - HIDEOUS! How did she sucker two men into marrying her?!
Kellie - I never heard from you. Horribly dissapointed...
Caps away. I'm not going away.
Oh, I see. And someone was dumb enough to change their name and not their gravitar? Snort. Sorry Mike, I never said I wouldn't email you. I said I would think about it. But let's PLEASE not get into that discussion again. Cool.
No discussion needed...
Seriously though - this girl Spelling is hideous in so many ways!
I don't have an opinion about Tori Spelling other than she seems to be missing a few brain cells.
Kellie,
Your gravatar/avatar is linked to your email address. If you don't change the email address, the gravatar (icon/picture) links to any comments you make even if you change the name you use. You have to change the email address, too. In my case, my gravatar is the picture of the two pink balloons that appear by my comments. It's actually called an "avatar", but there is a website called "Gravatar" that approves your avatar and links to this weblog; so everyone just calls it their gravatar.
That is what I am getting at - not only is she just horrible fake, but not the brightest bulb in the lantern. Then again, anyone that rich doesn't exactly have to be bright, right?
There's also been a problem in the past with "cyberstalking".
Thanks 2 pink balloons. I will remember to change my gravitar if I start being weird and change my name. just kidding.
Oh yeah, I forget to tell everyone that my friend goes to Maui a lot and stays at the Four Seasons Hotel. A few years back Tori Spelling stayed in the room next to his and he said she looks deformed in person.
2pink, I don't think that's accurate. Crime has always been an issue there. When I was a kid, we actually lived there for 2 years and had to have bodyguards. But if you stay where the tourists are, you shouldn't have a prob. It's way too awesome a place to avoid b/c one MIGHT have a problem. I learned to drive there when I was 9. Right-hand drive. Woo-hoo!
Wow, FMouie. I'm thinking I have to go get another bottle of Grey Goose, if the crap with Joy keeps heating up. Damn, why does she think you're old? And why is she so vicious? And what defines 'old' anyway?
Miss you BIG MK! Enjoy your vacation!
Tori Spelling is a CUNT !
KatyaKitty, then I will just tell him to stop being overprotective and take me to Jamaica!!! It's the least he can do after telling me about the awesome food their cook used to whip up for them and that awesome Blue Mountain coffee!
what did I miss here ? hmmmm a cat fight?
i feel hot when whe i watch a football much and ur blog.. lol
Arggggggggggghhhh!!!!! Queen Bee: Please be creative and use a word other than c*nt. Dios Sante people!
Creativity on DList at it's best!
how comw she get's all these guys? she's hideous! it aint fair!
2pink, the food there is to die. But do yourself a favor, okay? Stay away from Kingston. That's no place for tourists, and I don't care what the travel brochures say. Go to Negril or Hedonism and stick with that. BTW, not that you care, but a couple of friends just got back from Negril and they bought a pound if MJ for USD30.00. I think they're still trying to recover!
Shas,
One word: Money
Her and Daddy Warbucks have money, and quite a lot of it....some men are attracted to really only that..
change subject!!! anyone see the pic of Parasite on other blogs picking at her crotch in the ocean? it is too funny!! I sent it to MK .. she has her hand right down her bathing suit
KELLIE
thanks for your concern, my dear.
Im sorry if I borrowed YOUR title to give to Tori.
What other adjective might I use, bitch?
lmao sLut yep i sure did !! One caption said paris was diggin for CRABZ !!!!!! bwahahahahaaaaa
Why is it that some people have to be so negative? Hilarious people attempting to start a "fight" on a blog site.
Queen Bee you have some serious issues. I am not even going to dignify that with a response considering you are obviously disturbed.
KatYa....
there's a Hedonism Jamaica? That's funny. I wonder if it was established by the same folks in Intercourse Pa.
MK, good for you that you're having a fabulous fun vacation. You deserve it. XXOOXX! But DAMN!! We're all miserable here, depressed about the weather and fighting amongst ourselves in a Tori Spelling comment section! HELP!
Mike - I agree. What is wrong with people? When did this become the forum for fighting? Don't any of the fighters have anything better to do?
Kat/FMouie,
Have a male friend who went to Hedonism/Jamaica - he said it was one of the worst experiences of his life...
Katya, an LB? 30$? I'm going to Montego Bay in March, can't wait!
Hey DSSlut, where can I see the pic?
Kellie-
Obviously certain people attempt to validate themselves somehow by ripping on people on a blogsite. Quite pathetic...Smile, it's the New Year! 
FMouie - well, there used to be. Lord only knows now what they got. Been to Intercourse, Pee-Ay. Not impressed with the name, but the people were very....er....friendly.
love ya MK
I am in a shitty mood, but I've been trying to compile my death pool list for 2006, which cheers me up slightly. Anyone else competing in the stiffs.com contest? I say that Gerald Ford is a good bet. And why the hell is Lady Bird Johnson still alive anyhow?
....er....friendly??
que est que ce?
Paula -
I have money on Muhammed Ali...God this is a morbid discussion...
Whats with her and gay men?! here's a girl who has everything, how hard can it fucking be to find a decent str8 man in this world? and him putting his hands down her pants in broad day lights in the public square?! how bad does he want those millions?!
Yes, it's the New Year! Queen Bee can make no c-word spewing his/her New Year's resolution!
I am thinking about betting on Ali because of what his daughter said. But then he made a public appearance after that which was kinda like he was telling the world "See? I'm not dead yet!" I might still put him on my list though. I haven't submitted my picks yet. Deadline is getting close!
It's the New Year...and I still have no clue what I am doing!! Kel-thinking about going to Black Rock. Fun bar, not really wanting to do the whole club/hotel thing.
How come everyone thinks Tori Spelling's new f*ck pet is gay? He's skinny and ugly that's for sure.
Paula-
My grandfather passed due to Parkinsons. You don't die due to the actual disease but something else that happened - infection, heart problems etc due to inactivity. I think he obviously has something else wrong with him...
KatyaKitty, thanks for the info. Not into the ganja, so I'll leave that for the Rastafarians! Love me some Jamaican food, mon.
Kellie....
please. this is just in response to your open question. If somebody continually attacks you and you decide to respond to that, does that make you a "fighter"?
Well, Tori *does* look like a man. Not a good-looking one, though.
hmmm i've never done a "future: dead pool list. lmao
i've only been on "dead pool watch" which would be current deaths which is the Death Comes In 3's "
theory..... (which by the way appears to be true)
great. Now, y'all know better than to try to offend a queen bee.
I still got mad love for this webiste!
Yes, FMouie, there is a Santa Claus. Quelle surprise! Te parle francais? Ca va, bay-bee?
if so, then you're a fighter for responding with your comment to Queen Bee. Don't you have anything else to do?
Enlighten me Paula: A death pool for 2006 actually exists or is this just for morbid fun?
Mike: I dunno where I am going yet. I have never heard of Black Rock. Where is it?
KatYa...
Oui!! Un petite peu. Although le spelling et grammar is mostly hit-and-run. hahah
I understand more than I can write. I grew up in a french Catholic home. Et vous?
2006 Death Pool just for shits and giggles - again, my money is on Muhammed Ali and also Queen Elizabeth
Kel - Addison and Damen. It's a place I like to go and relax and enjoy some drinks. Good times!
Okay, let's cut to it. I have a secret second career. I am actually a serial killer and am currently accepting bids from all areas. I am really, really good at it (hey - you ever heard of me? Thought not.) and I am also very picky. AND, if I get caught, I can defend myself. Now where did I leave that damn stiletto?
wow, I am coming back later when
things are cooled down a bit
guys do not take this all so seriously !
KatYa....
PLEASE take out Jared. His monotone makes me want to rush out and puke in a Subway shop.
Thank you.
Actually, FMouie, even though I was born here in the USA, my frist lang was French. REAL French, not Franglais. (LOL) I spoke not a word of English until I was 5. Now I very much doubt I could tell you how to put the pen on the table. But in HS, I was honors French. Heh! Go figure. Do you live up there in the frozen wasteland or was it the high school thing to do? Or are you a transplanted Parisien?
FMouie...what the hell are you babbling about now? You are the one with nothing better to do as it has been displayed over and over again. Go ahead and respond with some dumb-ass comment but I am done with you and your fellow *ss-clown Queen Bee.
YAWN!! Why are we still talking about the Queen?
mais qu'est ce c'est cette histoire? ce site n'est pas fait pour ca, non?
What the fuck is wrong with his face in that second pic?
torrid
tu sais, certaines personnes n'ont absolument rien a faire...
Yep Mike people with Parkinson's are progressively weakened and thus are susceptible to so many things. I keep in touch with an elderly gal(used to be a neighbors) who has it and I worry that she will get the flu or a bad cold which could progress to pneumonia.
In Ali's case, he was a boxer and took many punches to the head, and I would think he sustained a lot of concussions through the years. I don't think his brain is neurologically healthy enough to advance into old age. (I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV).
anon335 yeah! wtf is that shit on his forehead? And in the third pic he has mega-dark circles under his eyes. He looks so darksided.
Mike: I am either going somewhere on Rush and Division or to Landmark in Lincoln Park. Not sure yet. Have a good time at Black Rock.
Paula -
Needless to say seeing a loved one suffering with Parkinsons and having to take care of them ...not a pleasent thing....
Alors, c'est vraiment pas drole, si ca continue, j' m'en vais!
mike and kellie wait !! where do you two live??? i'm in burbs of chicago !!
Kel-
Good ol' Rush and Div. Anywhere in particular out there? Never have heard of Landmark...
Bored -
Both...burbs and city...go Chicago!
I live in Chicago. Landmark is new. It's owned by the same dudes who run Boka. I am not normally a Rush and Division type of girl but whatever it's New Year's Eve!
Mike and Paula: My maternal grandmother had Parkinson's. We didn't understand it then b/c it was a long time ago. Then it was too late. I did not know that the disease itself doesn't kill you. It's a very small comfort to know from you guys that what killed her was something concomitant. That didn't sound right, but I am thanking you. I miss her so much, and at least now I know.
Who the heck is Jared? Why am I not seeing his posting? What the hell did he say to get you so het up?
Kitty -
No problem - Parkinsons is a disease that just completely weakens you, but the actual disease can't kill you....it's such a damn sad disease to see someone go through..
Kel-
Yup - not a huge R & D guy either. Landmark - might have to try that place one day. Where's your fav place in the city?
Kellie, there's lots of celebrity death pools on the internet. The thing is, the people that run them sometimes get tired of it or have other things going on in their lives and don't always keep their websites up to date or answer inquiries promptly.
The death pool I participate in is the one on stiffs.com. I've been playing since 2001. The dude that runs it was incommunicado for a while but now he's back and everybody is getting ready for the new contest. You have to submit your picks before midnight on New Year's and each entry costs $15(you can play as many lists as you want). They have cash prizes for the top winners. Of course you can just make your picks and not officially play and just follow along on your own for shits and grins and save yourself the cashola.
This has been a public service announcement. (with guitars!)
Trigger Spelling and her cling-on are the two biggest dingleberries in Hollywood. And that's saying something.
Paula: Sounds sort of fun, in a twisted kind of way. Not sure I would wanna play because if I picked the right people I would feel too bad!
Mike: I like lots of places. As long as it's not a club I am fine. I like the scene in Bucktown the best.
Okay, kids I gotta get back to work but I hope nobody gets too mad anymore today and Happy New Year!
Adios Kel, Happy New Year!
Paula - Death pool....hilarious
Shorts and Cowboy boots = TACKY HO
So sorry, Mike. Parkinson's is such a terrible thing. Long-term progressive illness is a tremendous stressor for everyone involved. My sympathies to you and your family.
This guy, Dean, is a Canadian actor but we Canadians haven't heard much about him before now...I mean, he's a CTV-movie of the week actor, ya know? Now that he's with the Spelling spawn, he's suddenly almost as famous as KFed. Amazing...apparently money makes you retarded (no offense to the mentally challenged, I think they have more brains than she does). At her age, it's ridiculous that she isn't clued up about gold diggers and trusts this guy after only knowing him a few months. Not all Canadians are nice and honest, honey! Good luck with that one...
KatYa....
facetious?
KatYa...
I was born/raised in New England. My grandparents were Canadian. Went to french/cath school. Somehow avoided the priests, but those nuns with their clappers and rulers were relentless.
FMOUIE- Youre a genius!!!
Mizro/Darksided- I miss you!!
2Pink- Who's the nut and I'll bite off their nutsack!!!
Mike -
I so agree. Towards the end I tried to give her the meds she was supposed to take and she accused me of trying to poison her. I had to trick her into taking them like she was a child. My own grandmother. She was the Grande Dame of Nantucket society and she couldn't even go to the bathroom on her own. It's been years and it still hurts. Thanks for your taking the time to answer me.
Kat
PixieGaf- I miss you too!! Here's to the regular schedule next year and pass the Grey Goosie!!
Happy New Year DListers!
I'm outta here for an early, early start to New Year's Weekend!
Love & Drama in 2006!
torrid and Queen bee....
Oui!!
Have at it, 2Pink! I shall be in Mustique for the holiday myself. All y'all have a happy. Of course, I'm stuck here for another day, so if anyone's still around, I am, too. Dlisters unite and everybody party!!!!!
CokeMonkey...
thanks!! I'll take it! HA
Yep I feel bad when someone on my list dies. But then that means I get to flog myself again for being such a bad evil hateful person. I like to torment myself.
The first time I played in 2001, someone on my list died right on the first day of the contest! Ack! Ray Walston(from the ancient show My Little Martian) died right on Jan. 1st! I was totally freaked out. I'm going to hell for sure! How's that for beginner's luck?
This year I finally put the Pope on my list. Previously I was kinda superstitious about putting a religious dude on my list. But this year I figured what the hell, I'll put the Pope on my list. So of course he died! I'm definitely going to hell. Anyone wanna join me?
i am unable at this point to process the fact that it's almost 2006...
I went to Montego Bay for my honeymoon...Crime is not that bad if you are in a "compound"..dont get too drunk tho, and most of the native are very cool.
2pink....
have a great w/e! Drive safely!
Kitty -
You are most welcome! Cancer and Parkinsons, two pretty crappy things
Paula -
As long as you don't mind me driving the buss to hell..I'm there!
Why would she let him stick his hand down her pants like that? Ick. Looks like he's digging for something.
I love Play Misty For Me. Have fun MK. Maybe we'll see a post on ONTD about you breaking into Oprah's crib...LOL.
KatYa....
haha I was Kidding. Jared is that Subway guy on tv. You know; he lost all that weight from eating only Subway subs? His voice is pur monotone and I was desperately trying to think of somebody for you to "off" for me. I couldn't think of anybody else (despite the easy target I had)
that I want "offed"
KatyaKitty, my sympathies to you too. Hopefully someday they will figure out a cure for Parkinson's.
KatYa...
btw, was that the word you were looking for, or did I discover another one by accident? haha
Paula....
I'll keep the heat going for you till you arrive.
Coffee, or tea?
Mike - thanks, but don't forget Altzheimer's. I got that on my paternal side. I know that's a cue for a massive joke, but everyone, please don't.
FMouie - Ew. What about his gross teeth? Believe it or not, I have never eaten at a Subway. Now if you want to talk subs, let's do Quiznos. On second thought, never eaten their stuff, either, although my property manager swears it's mad good. Yeah, my animals like Iams, but ya don't see me eating it.
Paula, thank you for the kind words. I have faith they will someday.
FMouie - what word? A little help here. Been breaking in a cheese-whiz intern all day and am now learning-disabled. God save me from nephews of managing partners!
KatYa...
facetious
the word poser you posed earlier
NICE! I had an English prof who didn't get it right. And that was at UConn! It's so obvious. So, baby, do we think of the term 'word-nerd' the same? If not, what were YOU thinking of? Okay, did you cheat? Truth now.
well, word nerd, to me, is somebody who likes playing with the english language. I love word play, puns, crossword puzzles, etc etc.
and, no, I didn't cheat. I just looked at the leeters and tried different beginnings in my head. I actually took only about 3 or 4 mins. Swear on my son's life. I love shit like that.
I wish I could find that word I came upon one day that started this whole thing. It's a multi-mega-polysyllabic word. The definition is the usage of, by somebody who likes doing it, of lo-o-o-o-ong words. It's an awesomw word. My son likes that monopneu......something something osis. It's a pulmonary disease I believe.
FMouie- Wow!! You mean you also like palidromes?? See I was right!! There arent too many bright people on the gossip internet are there??
You are so for me. I love wordplay. See? You were wrong - we have the same def of a word nerd. Everybody think! Man, sometimes, I want to stop thinking and just lie on a beach doing nothing except reading trashy novels and.......why can't today be tomorrow so I can go????? WAAAAAH!
What makes me laugh is how many people are considered "ugly"..I dont like Paris Hilton or other celebs but I wouldnt call them fucking hideously ugly; same with Jourdan. Maybe not your taste, sexually or whatever, but never "ugly"...
CokeMonkey...
yep! Love them too.
madam i'm adam!
I agree. Never would say they are ugly, but I don't think they're all that, either. WHEN IS THIS STUPID MEETING GOING TO START? I so want to get out of here!
CokeMonkey...
yep. I concur. I think it's just a way to vent. I don't get into the ugly thing really. I mean a few to me are, but not REALLY, you know? Hollywood can make em look decent.
KatYa....
haha you ARE chomping at the bit, hon.
you are all so full of shit. Meeting? on what planet? Make-believe. Ew-Ah I'm important I've got a meat-ing. Intelectual on what Universe.
And having bit, I chew. I have been 'honored' with the MP's presence in 5 hot minutes. Love ya'll and if my ass is still here tomo, I'll see y'all. What a pig this assclown is. He wears an asshat and is so assed out. And his wife got no clue. And they say I'M on the fast track. WTF? LOLOLOLOL!
We should all have webcams! The ugliest celeb?/person lately was Nachos giving the bum money to throw the soda on himself or women that act like pigs (Miss Hilton). Or haters on DListed. But some people are just jerks. Whats that saying? Arguing on the internet is useless and something?? I dont know. I just read MK's MYSPACE and was shocked to realize that he's sooo young! Good for him! His wit (wit being the operative word) takes brains!! Good for MK!
Thank God we have big ol hearts like you in our Judicial system. Keep up on those puzzlebooks. Gee gads they're funnn.
You see Anon 4:40 cant believe somebody has an actual job.... I am speechless for jerks like that.
Joy, What's the point???
the nerve!
Joy, I bet your mom cant wait until you go back to school on Monday.
That's if she's not at the Dew Drop Inn right now.
I miss M.K.
notice how stupid people on gossip blogs are? Shame on you monkey.
If you worked in this field do you realize how many people in this industry never even finished high school? If you were to give one air of pretense to anyone in the ARTS this pompous view. You would not go far.
Actually, I do. Some dumb-ass gave me a law degree after I passed the bar. This was after I graduated from law school third in my class. Not sure if CokeMonkey meant me as the jerk or not, but I have a 92% acquittal rate, if anyone gives a shit.
What are you talking about?? No, Katya!! What is this Joy kid?? What did I step into??
Ahhh the self absorbed lawyer, telling us all again how brilliant she is, and hmmm that meeting that was gunna start like an hour ago still hasn't hmm?
KatYa....
no. Coke Monkey meant the anon person that is probably the other idiot here that's spouting shit on everybody for no reason...as usual..the meds are running low and her real true self is showing. HAHAHAHAHA
Joy reminds me of my high school boyfriend- when he was bored he would pick a fight!! Go away Joy!! I have no time for you.
monkey you came in on half-time.
sorry no warm-up.
Coke....
she's been ragging on a bunch of us, started with me, all over the place now. Welcome to the jungle
pity that such a person uses joy in her name when obviously there is none there.
K- I have NOTHING against lawyers, my grandpa and uncle were estate lawyers. Plus, when you need one, they are your best friend.
Thank you FMouie!!!
thin skin
paper thin
you win?
fantasize your'e giving it to them!
Case Closed!
ACKKKK! It's a SHE??? You are so right about the "joy" bit!! I know there was an English band named Joy Division. Other than that?? I can't imagine.
Coke...
don't worry about it. KatYa will catch up with it all. I'll make sure she realizes it wasn't her you were referring to.
You stepped in nothing. No worries. She instigates and seems to have anger issues. Against whom, I have not yet discerned. And since I have a feeling she'll ask, my law school was Yale. Monkey - you just got caught up in a strange sitch. I am just a dork lawyer who is about to make partner and is trying for a bit of levity after dealing w/criminal law all day. Joy makes that a bit difficult. Have an awesome night, Monkey. By the time I get outta here, happy hour will be over, but if you can, tip one on me.
gotta go my friend. Banking awaits. Have a good eve. see ya next time around.
Monterey?!! What the hell are you coming here for?
Ahhh... The angry Goth Girl Gravatar?? Goth girls usually like me at "Hot Topic" when I buy Green Day t-shirts at the mall for my son!!
Monkey don't fall for it Fmouie & Katblah are the only ones on my shit-list.
night Kat...
see ya on the morrow. Have a nice eve.
ps...
good luck with your partnership!! Hope it comes to fruition for you!
Ahhh! An Eli! Good for you!!!
Praise Jesus!
Joy, what a yawn you are. You'll love this: Kat has left the building. What you'll hate: I'll be back.
drive safely, be sure and give us a full report on all your days activities and report on all your grades in college and blah blah blah..as we will all be waiting wi th baited breath.
Is Tori really that bad of a person? I don't know a lot about her, other than she acts and her father is rich. But, compared to the trashy Paris, is she really so horrible??
Anyway. Hope you're all having a great day!!
Joy: Okay, while I have nothing against Katya at all and feel she made some good points, I will open my stupid big mouth and say that most people about to make partner don't have much time to banter on gossip web sites. So I guess my point is, while I am not advocating any of the arguments that went on in here today or choosing sides, I wouldn't take 99.9% of what was said as truth. You know what I mean?
Yes I do. I can't beleive the pomp&pageantry that went on here today. Incredible Narcisse to the hilt.
Joy...
I'm sure YOUR breath IS baited, with shit. The appropriate word would be bated. Go suck on that.
See what I mean?
Joy- you have a point, I didnt read the whole post. I jumped too fast.
Naughty- I agree, she's just like any other botched surgery rich kid in Hollywood. I dont think she's that ugly and I do think a lot of people are jealous of her. I have an extremely rich cousin and I got inside her head and took a look at her life and it wasnt perfect. But try and tell that to somebody who needs their bills paid and they will never believe you. She's most likely as fucked up as you and me. I think Paris Hilton is 100x's skankier just as a person. And her parents!! UGH!!!
Yeah, the conversations seem to sometimes veer away from the topics. I am at fault for that too!
Woah, I didn't realize there was so much hostility in here today. I guess I'll cower off and get some work done
Eww me going to get some more puzzley books cuz I'm soo smart and witty.
Tori Spelling isn't even close to being as bad as Paris. Maybe she just made a mistake and married the wrong person and figured it out quickly. It happens.
CokeMonkey, now did I say I was fucked up? Wow, are you like psychic or something? I didn't really think she had done anything too horrible. I think there were moans that she got acting roles because of her Pa, but so what. We all get favors from our parents.. just maybe not quite so grand And I don't think she is that ugly either. She's sort of cute in a little puppy sort of way.
Lets not make this as pathetic as Perez Hilton?? He is foul and so is his site...did you see that pic of that fat girl he put up and everybody was supposed to make fun of her and he got nothing but hate mail?? It was really sad. And then he praises fake silver spoon people who are famous for nothing??? It was really disgusting. It was the beginning of the week?? It was really sad, especially from a gay guy who probably gets anti-gay mail everyday.
How old is Tori? Does anyone know. Should she really be trying to pass her self off as a teen with that clothes?
NV- you know what I mean by "fucked up", I meant everyday normal people problems. No hostility here.
I think Tori is like 32ish.
Well, Joy, I don't know how old she is. But I seriously do not like the .. shorts? They look either like a short girl wearing Bermuda's or a tall girl wearing capri's. It's disturbing.
You talk about people being self absorbed, umm hello? Get off your high horse, quit spitting your hate all over the place, it's disgusting.
I was just teasing CokeMonkey. I am fucked up. I'll admit it.
Joy- I dont think she cares anymore what people think. Thats what antidepressant and shrinks are for!!!
(and I am being friendly!!)
I agree Monkey, when M.K.'s here he will let us know stay on topic. Except @ wee late night.
I saw the picture on Perez Hilton and it was completely uneccessary and the people b*tching at him for posting it were right! The girl was obviously only about 12 or 13 years old!
I wonder if she's jealous of Paris, Tori NEVER got that attention in her 90210 days.
I used to not leave the house without 2 hours of primping. Now I pull on my hubby's sweatshirt, get on my "high horse" and go out and I dont care anymore. You just get over it (I am 35)..
You got your man Monkey, nothing left to prove.
Kellie-- was that fucking foul or WHAT??? Joy, you should check it out.. you'll hate Perez forever...and he was morbidly obese once too!
Everyone on this site is as well , Naughty no worries.
All right I'll go see the hub ub? Monkey.
I should finish my MYSPACE account...but then MK will love the # of commentaries!!
I can't log in, site maybe crashed to many people on Perez.
Hell yeah it was foul! I can't believe that moron Perez would do something like that to an innocent, non-celebrity but then kiss the undeserving *ss of someone like Paris Hilton. So sick!
I can't get on Perez either. You guys have me curious now. And I never visit his site anymore, it's a huge bore.
If you do get on Perez later make sure to check out all the sh*t he got for posting it! He got his *ss chewed out. It was awesome!
Divisive you are a total moron. You start trouble and you are a paranoid schizo. many people hate you. You are not a child of Jesus, you are the antiChrist. get lost.
Oh Lord, here we go again!
How can you hate Joy? That's like hating Comfort? And nobody would ever hate Comfort and Joy
haha...I read all the hateful comments Perez got for posting that pic of that poor girl. And that Amber bitch who sent it to him is just as pathetic. I spent an hour trying to get my type-pad account set up right just so I could leave a comment but I gave up. Sad that I used to like his pathetic site! He's just a whore now like the rest of them that he USED to snark on. Bet if he ever met Shitney he'd stop talking trash about her too and do a complete 180 like he did with Parasite.
I wonder if that's the important lawyer with places to go and people to see?
Or the old pervert that was kicked off the NAMBLA sites for being too perverted.
Joy don't fall for it.
I love you naughty....
strange how you can still have chemistry with some and not others even online ?????
Stoney Baloney you are soooo right! As soon as Paris gets done using him (Perez)he will hopefully get a clue!
Oh well, Joy, you can't win them all And who even wants to? And you only love me because I'm Naughty
Ladies in da haus!!!!
Say ya!!!!
Um, am I supposed to say 'ya'? Or is that rhetorical? I get so confused.
That's right because being naughty is in our nature + I'm a sucker for your avatar!
If anyone is tired of arguing today, go over to the richfamousandgross blog. It's not as funny as this site but the captions are pretty good.
Aufwiedersehn Joy!
uh, yah?
Kellie I'm a Taurus I don't think I can. I'm very faithful to M.K.
asta luego Kellie.
rich famous and gross? can't find that one.
kick your hands up in the air and wave em like you just don't care!!!
Say ohhhhh
Ohhhhhhh!!!!
Naughty- great avatar..I have to get mine soon
Perez is an asshole. You dont make fun out of civilians or little girls. Nuff said.
Awe, thanks I took that about 5 years ago. It was the only 'voyeur' looking thing I had. It's really a very silly photo.
Try blogdorfgoodman.blogspot.com & click on the upcoming Sofia Coppola flick, tell me what you think of it?
Joy-you have a homepage?? Maybe I will drop by (all good)...
Thank you Coke, I'm flattered you like it But, regarding mocking civilians, didn't MK post a large girl a while back driving a car? I sort of felt bad for her, yet everyone had fun making up captions?
So that's really you! Wow extremely Film Noir. Very Beautiful, Naughty.
Ahh, Sofia. I really loved 'Lost in Translation'. What do you guys think he whispered????
Thank you Joy I really look like John Goodman in real life. But I had a way cool black fuzzy sheepskin hat on, and just had fun with the camera. My friend was laughing her ass off.
Just google richfamousandgross all as one word and it should take you right to the site. It's also called "The people we love to Hate" or something like that
No, wait, I look like 'Momma' from 'Throw Momma from the Train'!! Ahhahaha
If I'm not here then I'm probably on the arab chat sites on Yahoo as octobercrasher. I f you are into following what people really think of us?
That's why I go, and just listen.
NV- I dont know...I think its really odd for someone who is supposed to be sympathetic to do shit like that...not to mention really immature.
oh my god joy, i just read the comments on the other post...did you drive poor FMouie away?? We like her ass!
All good Monkey, I hold no grudges for anyone. I want peace.
Baloney that's like me shifting the worlds Tectonic Plates. You can't get rid of that fool.
My 12 year old doesnt think crap like that is funny even...Am I expecting too much? I studied Film Noir at Barnes and Noble online Uni!!
Stoney, FMouie was a man. And Joy, did you? That's just bad. He was so great at waxing poetic. Make him come back!! Naughty little vixen.
NV- I was in China, Singapore and Japan about 4 years ago and its really like that..you are desperate for anyone that speaks English is Western after 1 week. Very good movie.
I am sure they were all beautiful places to visit though, Coke. I think I would wear my cameras out
Are people still arguing? Cmon - I am hungover!!
try to ignore me you demon. You hide your mental illness some times, it has been proved for a long time now. You need an excorism.
Don't tell others that you are good ecause you lie if you do.
no I'm not the lawyer, i wish i was.
But I would never want to be you.
Mike, I'm not arguing Nope, not me. Never.
I'm not arguing. I want to talk about celebs-arts-etc.
Have another drink Mike!
Good. Finally the taurus shut up.
Remember I am always watching you sicko. Your doll looks like you are, creepy.
Hates Joy- you are starting to sound creepy. Where the hell did you come from?
All the damn money in the entire fucking world could NOT change Tori's horse face. Isn't she knocked up by him or some shit? Gawd DAYUM, she is FUG!
I heard she was knocked up too! Does anyone know if this is true?
hatesjoy: check out the full view of Dlist see that tree I'm perched right there hanging upside down watching you.
Just where you should be. Hanged by your ankles you demon. You are not so rightous. You are evil
Hey, 'hates Joy', chill out. You're starting to freak me out.
Joy, you have a great evening, I have to get back work
Seriously. Hates Joy: I know you are just f*cking around but seriously just quit it. You are being weird.
All of you need to know see she is not who she says she is. Goodbye for now. Joy klonipin yourself you bedeviled thing.
Whoever is " hates joy" is from that f mouie looser. Just stop, and here is why, quoted from the latter blog
"KatYa....
well, there are tastes for every tongue. And this tongue is multi-cuntual. I don't see the big stink. It's a black and white very grainy pic and probably 20+ years old. I think her face is pleasant, her smile, while not shown in this pic, is very pretty and her body here is not bad. The angle is not flattering. She has hips, nice nips, and two lips.
She looks scared and the fact that this pic has shown up on the net probably will haunt her and remind her of her reluctance; which I think is obvious in her face.
I'll tell ya. You women are hard to figure.
If a guy likes an overblown balloon-titted woman you rant at our cheapness and low class. If we like a woman who appears rather plain, then we are attacked because our sights are too low.!! She's just a nice girl with average, yet pleasant features. I think she's wholesome looking and I like that in a woman as well as I may like a "Jordan" look. I am not prejudiced by age, weight, hair, whatever. I guess that's not cool either! Go figure!"
First of all, don't refer to women as Multicuntal. Don't call me a cunt. I am a woman, a mother of a 3 year old. I am on this blog to talk shit about celebs and to escape from potty training, food clean up laundry..etc., not to put up with talk and demeaning shit like this from some idiot like fmouie. And this stupid Katya girl. Shut up with your drivel. I am married to a lawyer, and they don't have time to pontificate about how great they are, b/c they are working you dumbass. Okay I will get off my soapbox. It's just that crap like that incenses me.
my, my, my....that was friggin' hilarious Marguerite. I agree with you about Katya. Sorry Kat but I do! There is no way you are a lawyer or you wouldn't have so much time to be on this site. You have commented relentlessly on almost every single post today! You seriously wouldn't have the time or even be bothered by any of this sh*t if you were a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer.
Are people pretending to be someone that they aren't? NEVER online!
It was just that there was so much drama on the other comments section, and joy decided to say something and this crzy Fmouie went off calling her names and such. He's the wack job!
Of course people pretend to be someone they are not online but this Katya person was incessant about it. Defensive even which is proof she isn't who she says she is. No attorney about to make partner would have that kind of time nor use the language she used. Criminal defense attorneys bill some major hours each week and I am just not buying it.
Not Fmouie he means no harm. SHE does.
Im smelling bullshit!! Hey at least I freely admit I am off of work and posting on here & had one too many drinks last night - how's that for honesty?
Oh and FYI - Julia Louise Dreyfus, not attractive
So I just went back and read some of Katya's other comments on different posts and she said on either the Sean Lennon post or the Matthew McConaghey one that she has an IQ of 145. I literally laughed out loud. First of all, a 110-119 IQ is considered superior intelligence. Anything over 140 is beyond genius. If katya is a 145 she sure doesn't show it in her linguistic skills....and she is soooooooo NOT a lawyer. Okay, I am done now.
I'm sniffing something - it's called a burn.....Ahhhh, the magic that is the internet - a way for people to mask who they really are. Let's take bets - what does Katya really do for a living? Basket weaver? Adult video arcade "cleaner uper"....
Of course there is no way for me to find out without knowing her name and what state she lives in. However, if I got in an argument with her I could probably bust her *ss for sure. Okay, I am obviously soooo bored right now. I'll bet she works at McDonald's. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Mc Donalds? I am still better on the Adult Video Arcade cleaner-upper....Yes, boredom sucks
She works at Taco Hell or Hooters or something. I used to work at Hooters back in the day and I had a sh*tload of time on my hands.
You worked at Hooters as well? (I'm kidding)...no I wasn't one one of those cooks in the back shaking bread on chicken wings
Michael K. I hope you ass is not too stretched out otherwise I will start taking a collection for a carton of Depends.
Yep.
I do have a question - why have I turned to this site today to cure my boredom?....Random thoughts by Jack Handy...
I dunno but I hope our favorite lawyer read this sh*t so I can bust her tomorrow. Gotta go! The brown line awaits me!
Kel-
Ever know a girl by the name of Jenna that worked at Hooters out in IN and appeared in Playboy at one time?
Nope. I know a girl named Brandy who worked at Hooter's and was in Playboy.
Well then we don't know the same person - enjoy the Brown Line, I'm sure it will be a slice
Awwe, Jack Handy. Makes me seriously miss Phil Hartman. ..sigh..
Wow, everyone must be mighty bored today being that there are so many comments. I read a few. I now have a headache. Time for tylenol.
What's a brown line?
It's a Chicago thing naughty - you wouldn't understand..
Not bored H, just can't get into work mode. I keep working.. then slacking I should fire myself.
Work? This week is not a week to work. I think everyone should be on vacation.
And so, this is why I was asking, Mike. S'alright, I'm sure there is a Kansas City thing I can withold from you. Like the tricks of cow tipping, or something.
Here in Chicago for mass transit we have "lines" or the "El" for Elevated Trains - they are named after colors...Red Line, Blue Line, Brown Line etc etc
WOW! There is so much drama on here.
Naughty is that really your pic on your avator?
Thank you, Mike Yes, Pixie, from 5 years ago or so. I know, laugh at me. It was the only 'voyeur' looking thing I had.
It would have been easier to use a photo for 'GoofyWifeAndMomOfA6YearOld'.. but the ID just was too long
Mike, do you expect the cow tipping secrets now????
Wow, 300 comments! Let's make it 400! Do we dare to dream of 500 comments?
is all the drama gone? its safe to come back...
Naughty its a pretty picture I am a sucker for Black and White pics.
it's safe.
I'm still perched at the D-Tree.
Pixie, thank you. I like BW also. Joy told me it was Film Noir, so that was exciting
Joy sorry about all the bull shit.I respect your rights to say whatyou feel. I am sorry that shit offends you
I just have to back away when people fight.. I don't like it. I get too much of it in reaL life
Dark Sided, I was suprised and deeply hurt that nobody was their to ward off the attacks. I remeber one time Pixie didn't have my back and hurt my feelings, I really try to respect that some people don't want to get involved. Real life is hard enough. So......all cool.
Wow I still can't get on the Perez site to see what you guys are talking about?
I know..it was hard for me not say anything so I tried to first make jokes, then I left. All I can say is..just ignore him,,is all. Again I am sorry , I think he pushes it too far at times but I don't say anything because its not that important to me. I try and be the "funny" person.. I
just ignore it mostly. He should not have gone off at you so much by calling you such names, well its over try and have a good night
Your'e hot DarkSided
I could be wrong but I think a lot of us were bewildered that jd and FMouie were arguing with each other. I didn't know what to say, so I just talked about other shit in hopes that it would stop soon. Then the KatyaKitty stuff made it even more confusing.
Jesus give me strength. To turn the other cheek. (not being sarcastic) this time.
Paula, that Katya person came out of nowhere, it was hard to keep track of what was happening if you were not the one getting assaulted. Kellie was sharp as a whistle though and blew her cover.
We need more shit to gossip about!did anyone read page Six today under
"Just asking" good stuff in there.. I don't know how to link that in here..haven't figured that out yet
Katya just started posted yesterday,, then she was here all day long for 2 days
XOX JOy
jd I looked at Perez and I can't see anything that would be worth mentioning here. Maybe he took the shit down?
He must have. Everybody was talking about him getting blasted for posting something?
I think you have to pay the post to get in there Darksided.
it was a pic of a young girl overweight and unattractive dressed funny and he made fun of her, noone liked that I guess, she was on a donkey farm somewhere not in the US
DSS, here's a link to Page Six but in order to read it you have to be registered, and even if it's free some people don't want to mess with registering.
Oh, He did take it down, it's not there anymore, not that I can see.
I just heard Nicole&D.J.A.M. are probably getting back together?
I wonder if they pull this fake break-up thing for more publicity?
DarkSided Slut is so hot and totally having all 17 of my children.
A few stretch marks never hurt anyone!
How's Prague? 007?
Breakdown ! wow! I am so happy you are here!
I havent had any celeb gossip in a week, I come back, and CRAP POSTS ARE ALL OVER THE SITE.
ugh.
1000000000000 angry posts, 10000000000000000000 "Im super cool posts" and 10000 "lets hoook up!" posts.
breaks my heart.
Can I have a nanny?
I just got home. It is a fuckin' blizzard here and I had to, of all things, move today, and tomorrow night I am going to Prague.
I hear you can buy maids cheap there.
Anyone of you dirty birds require one?
KAt.. trust me noone wants to hook up with me LOL... MK is on vaca..
he will be back!
No I just want sex! babies optional
Breakdown&Darksided sittin on a tree.......The first DList wedding that would be hot! Can I be a bridesmaid? I promise I'll behave!
thanks for the link Paula...
Damn 341 comments about whiney shit? Grow the fuck up will ya? You are killing this site, making it not fun anymore.
Pull yourselves away from blog sites and see some daylight for once, and stop turning this into Perez' downfall.
Joy ,, you can be my milk maid of
dishonor..
Breakdown I saw your pic you ARE hot LOL I have to find a way to send you mine LOL
We will need a pre-nup because DSS cannot leave me with all those damn kids AND take half of everything.
That's just, well, dark sided!
DarkSidedSlut:
I saw your pic too.
Now, let me pick up the phone and get my reward.
It pays to watch "America's Most Wanted", folks
Thanks for the compliment. I guess you want a cut of this check?!
8:48 now why would we want to grow up?
sorry if we offended you so much!
plus its allready dark here!
I did not mean to kill that bitch really she pissed me off........
as far as stuffing the body in the trunk well
As long as you're wedding cake is moist, and there is liquor I don't care I'll be your milkmaid. I hate cheap tasting wedding cakes.
Specialy when I choose the most costly present on the bridal register.
That won't be the only thing moist.
Dean McDermott is trying to see if Spelling kept the anal beads in!!!
this is getting interesting..I even made myself a drink
I usually find a dark corner at the reception, kick off my heels have huge piece of cake and bring on the free drinks.
You'll probably find me under the table by the end of the night.
anal beads even better! reminds me if the third American Pie movie,,American Wedding!
Getflix that's so 80's.
I saw "Trainspotting" tonight for the first time.
Total mind fuck.
What are you drinking?
You need to share!
I hope it's spiked!
free drinks Joy.. I am with you,,anyway,,I am getting divorced.. !!!! don't want to get married again unless he is young, handsome and rich !
Blackhaus
straight up!
Vodka (flavored) on the rocks straight...
Joy you know your my girl.
Breakdown for reals that was your first ime watching TrainSpotting? That movie is awsome.
Well, it makes sense JD. Aren't all these Hollyweird bitches into the retro look?
I bet they all have a collection of 80's anal beads!
DarkSided I hope you have a good (real) attorney & get to keep the house.
DarkSided: Will you settle for one out of three?!
Oooh, vodka.
That Slut is classy!
Pixie do you mean it?
I found out my Bf has his kids on NYE so I will be alone,, that sucks..
I am totally depressed about it.
but what can you do ???
I know.......... fly to Prague!
I love and hate the 80's.
If you fly to Prague, you won't need that vodka, that's for damn sure.
They have this drink there that will kill all your ovaries.
Don't kill our children to be!
Yes Joy I do mean it. I just don't like fighting I much rather play the peace-keeper.
Darksided, howabout young, handsome and hung? We could live off love!!
We are so going to break the 400 mark Paula!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
God she is fugly. How is it that horse face can get engaged twice?
Love does not pay the rent.
But lust?
well Breakdown there isone other thing I look for in a guy ,,but I do not want to offend anyone,, LOL so use your imagination !!!!!!
Joy, I have my home. all is good thanks,, some times things are very tough that is why I am happy I found you guys...... I am alone a lot
LOL GetFlix I don't want to think of you that way.
Surely one day you will stand up for something. I would take a bullet for a belief or a true friend.
man I was going to say well hung,, but you beat me to it Get Flix, I was trying to be a lady ! LOL
DSS, there will probably be many of us here hanging out in the comment sections on NYE!! I am staying home that night but we will still party here at home. We're gonna make up some party food instead of a regular dinner and have some major drinkies. Also we have some of those little plastic champagne bottle thingies that pop out confetti when you pull the string, you know what I'm talking about? That's all you need!
I don't have to use my imagination. I live in Berlin. I could probably see that on any given corner.
That's so dark sided.
Slut!
PixieGaf, what part don't you like?
I swear every time Nicole jumps in with that picture I bust out laughing!
Joy I am still young and learning how to deal with confrontations.
GetFlix the hung part.
I am leaving Berlin for New Year's. It is like being in Iraq here. The firecrackers that they buy here are basically small bombs. I sometimes expect Christiane Amanpour from CNN to come running down my street. And the entire city is cloudy with smoke. It's basically the Gaza Strip.
No, I am fleeing to Prague for a few days. I go to a different city every year for NYE, and there is no way in hell I am doing Berlin twice.
Last year on NYE I was at home too and I watched a Webcam from Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West. They blocked off the street and had a huge crowd.
You just got to make your own fun! No other people are necessary!
Awwww Pixie! That's the only part that was true.
No GetFlix your like my lil bro. I can't fathom that.
sorry Pixie if I offended you!
No DSS how did you offend me?
Getflix is harmless guppy. We love guppies.
Breakdown, how long have you been there? are you an American? are you there for work? I guess I should know if we are to be married
hahahahaha!
Damn Pixie, that's sweet.
Joy, I am a lover of old movies.. from the 1930's and 40's and such that is my main hobby, Bette Davis movies etc.. I just got DVR and I record old movies that is what I will be doing on NYEve and I love film noir.....Old Barbara Stanwyck etc,
I have lived in Berlin for almost 2 years. I'm American, but I have lived in Europe for some years now.
We could have been married when I lived in Barcelona and then I could see you in that thong!
Yes, for work. I am an artist.
You're close JD. Guppy sounds too much like Yuppy, which I am not.
DarkSided, Please see 'Of Human Bondage' with Bette Davis. It's really thirties and to me, my favorite B&W.
I was in Belgium last week and accidentally saw "Mildred Pierce".
Now that was a daughter that needed a beating, if there ever was one.
So this is what you kids do when I leave the house? Joy, I'm sad you got attacked
To weigh in on the subjects at hand: I loved "Trainspotting" fucking hilarious. I hate the C**t word too.
I think Dean is using Tori to get famous/popular/more roles. Maybe he's just tired of Toronto winters and wants to live in sunny LA. Regardless, leaving his wife Mary Jo with 2 small kids is NOT COOL. Especially when its for pug dog Tori (and I like pugs, they are so cute but Tori is NOT)
Oh damn Mildred Pierce! Actually the mother needed beating for being so stupid to put up with that bitchy fucking daughter.
Ohhh, Breakdown she was a viscious little trollep stealing her mothers man away.
Darksided, film noir rules!! Have you seen "Kiss Me Deadly?"
Violet!!!!!!
Hold me
I'm still shaking!!!!!
Violet are you Ffluer?
Getflix I hope you were not being sarcastic.
The German word for cunt, "fotze", is THE worst word you can say here. Not advisable to say it, unless you feel like fighting. Ironically, it is the first German word I learned. But I never use the English or American version. I was raised right.
That episode in "Trainspotting" where he dove into the toilet? I wanted to stop watching right then and there.
And I saw some old OLD movie tonight with Alec Guiness playing 8 roles. You know it, DarkSided? I forget the name of it, but it was good.
And you are right, Paula.
Yes it's our Ffleur!!!
Pixie I was being sincere.
wow I have!! I recorded Dead Ringer,I am going to watch it soon ,, she plays two parts and kills her twin sister and assumes her identity..Peter Lawford is in it.I also love love All Abour Eve seen it so many times!!!
I love b&W movies so much.. I hated when Ted Turner colorized all those movies..
a weird movie I watched not too long ago really WEIRD recent movie anyone'
see BIRTH with Nicole Kidman?
she thinks this 10 year old is her dead husband?
Joy, I know baby-girl. I read all 300+ messages and they were vicious to you.
(you know I'm formerly ffleur right? I just changed my tag)
Anyway, I love your doll avatar and men will never understand how we women/girls can like dolls. JUst like we don't understand about their toy trucks.
Old movies, let's see...
The Snake Pit, The Bad Seed(my favorite, but it's not from the 30's/40's), A Face in the Crowd(another later movie), Cluny Brown(it's hard to find this one but I LOVE IT), My Man Godfrey, Wuthering Heights, there's too many to mention.
no Get Flix but I will look for it !!
OMG THE BAD SEED the best LOL
I love you Ffleur.
Give me back those shoes ! give them back to me.............
Sorry I meant Violet, oops.
DarkSidedSlut would love Belgium then. They show the best movies on TV, in black & white, and color.
And everything is subtitled, so soon she would be able to say "kiss my ass" in several languages.
That's so hot, so RAWNG....so dark sided.
Are we moist yet?!
right back atcha Joy.
Old movies: I usually watch "Its a Wonderful Life" b4 Christmas and always cry at the same part: when George's brother says "to my brother George, the luckiest man in the world" (sob, sniffle - gets me every time).
Do you guys mind I changed my tag? It feels weird but I stupidly told someone I was ffleur and now I feel exposed (even tho' they are technically challenged and without a computer) I just feel better if no one knows my tag. Your thoughts?
If we keep talking about old movies then I'm sure we can hit the 500 mark on the comments!
Let's see, other old movies... a foreign one that makes me cry from the second it starts to the second it ends is Forbidden Games(Jeux Interdits). I don't recommend it for tender-hearted people. If I want a good cry I put it on. Oh geez it's sad. Lately I steer clear of it.
Lemme think of some more old movies... Ones that aren't so damn sad...
My movie meltdown was 'English Patient' when Ralph is carrying her in to the cave after the plane crash and he says you are still wearing the necklace I bought you'
She say's you fool I love you, I always loved you!
Then he breaksdown.
My heart can't take it!
dripping....... oops..just fell off my chair ouch ! also love Double Indemnity ( Did I spell that right?)
dosn't matter Dark sided all the bedwetters I mean spell checkers are fast asleep.
Another really good one is "Open City." In fact, OC is sort of an original noir. Shot in Italy during WWII, it broke alot of rules.
Yes, you did, Slut.
And on that note, I am going to bed.
WHY am I pretending like there is not a MASSIVE time zone difference?!
And I still have to pack.
Keep it clean, kids.
Remember to wipe front to back!
Wow, there is life after dark out here??
I told you... I like Violet.. its very nice,,and Joy from now on I will always defend you.. I feel very badly
never again will I do nothing..
I want to change my name to Katie Scarlett ( my dogs name) I might soon'
you guys are so much fun to talk to its nice to know how interesting you all really are
Breakdown ,I am very happy that you have gotten to see Europe I am very jealous! I am going to Italy and Greece this summer...
you are very funny and witty
and I thinkI am getting drunk!
TB I've been to Bruges, Belgium. I totally loved it. What a wonderful place. My idea of heaven(except for the cloudy rainy weather). Beer, beer, and more beer. Steak and mussels and frites. Have some more beer! Wonderfully nice people. Delicious chocolates. Beautiful lace doilies and tablecloths. Climbing the Bellefort. Beer!
Violet, IAWL is really a brilliant film. Anytime a film can evoke such a simple message to all viewers, you know you have a winner.
Belgium has the best food. It's better than France. Trust me on that. And they have so many beers no alcoholic could ever get through them all. They have excellent taste, and you cannot get a bad meal there.
Yeah, the weather sucks alot of times, but they totally make up for it with the great food.
And of course she gets drunk now that I am gong to bed.
I feel like we are married already!
Brugges rocks too, but Antwerpen is really the best.
As Long As The Wine Flows, So Goes The Prose!
DSS:
Oh Katie Scarlet...that just gave me a chill. Gone with the Wind is my favorite movie of all time. I have seen it so many times that I can basically speak along word for word. My mom made me watch it when I was home from school sick when I was about 7 (since it's so long, it kept me busy for a long time) and I have loved it ever since. I could go on and on and gush but I won't. I just wanted to share since the topic of the moment appears to be movies.
DarkSided same here
Naughty yes this site is alive
"IT'S ALLLLLLIVE"
My mom(RIP) was a huuuuge Gone With the Wind fanatic. I love it too, but I couldn't possibly love it as much as she did. Fiddle-dee-dee!
I don't know nothin bout birthin babies.
Paula,
You just have to watch it a few zillion more times to love it so much. I think I may have to whip it out tomorrow and block out 4 hours to watch it
Growing up I always wanted to be Scarlet for Halloween. I thought those dresses would be fun to wear. Now that I think about it, they seem realy uncomfortable. What I dumb kid I was.
H... me too.. I am Scarlett.. a little drunk right now,,but I love that movie and the book .. I know every trivia question about it,,they could not make that movie today.. too politically incorrect! my second fav .. The Wizard of Oz just bought the new DVD ...I saw Meet me In St Louis the other night
I love Scarlets light blue dress, when she gets caught in an intimate moment with ????? you know...
Right before she has to wear that Scarlett gown! Spectacular!
"Do not squander time,that is the stuff life is made of"
from what movie guys?
I went to a movie once where everyone knew the lines... but it was a bit different. "Let's do the time warp... agaiiinnnn..." I do so love Tim Curry.
DSS,
You rock. The Wizard of Oz is great too. I have a friend who refuses to watch it because she is scared of it. I keep trying to get her to watch.
As for GWTW and trivia, I worked with a guy who was also a huge fan and we tried to stump each other with trivia questions. It went on for over a year and neither of us could stump the other. That is how well we knew the movie.
I will also admit that I never read GWTW because I loved the movie so much, I was afraid that the book would change it for me. Since the book is always better.
Oh, Joy, I also love 'Young Frankenstein' You were quoting it, right??
I love when they tore the curtains down to make the dress. It being such a crazy idea to the Southern Belles confused me.
Made perfect sense! The curtains or we cut arm holes in the pickle barrel.
Tim Curry rocked in Legend.
When he played the devil (WOW) scary.
how queer am I? my daughter's name is.......Ashley!!! poor thing she never had a chance !!
I wanted to name my son Rhett but I knew better
I can't tell you how much I love the Gone with the Wind discussion. It is making me very happy. See, it's the litte things. Ahhhh, the little things.
When I get a dog, I think I will name her Bonnie Blue...
Naughty yes I was. I love films so much. I have books on cinematography and so on and enjoy documentaries about anything film, film stars...
H.. you have to read the book... it is so good .I read it a few times a year! in the book she has 3 kids! and there are so many more characters...'please read it...
DSS,
I loved that you named your daughter Ashley. That is great!
Poor Bonnie!!!
When Rhett kissed her goodnight in London after her nightmare!
Then dismissed that heartless nanny for not caring.
DSS,
Do you promise it wont change my love of the movie? If you promise, I'll read it.
Naughty that is a quote from GWTW!!
Joy, I LOVED Legend! I was so happy when I found out Tim was the Devil guy. I tried so hard to recreate that costume Mia wore when she was posessed. With the black collar and the funky hair? So fun! I have failed so far.
Oh, and for the GWTW fans, I have a dog named 'Tara' She's a yellow lab, and such a priss.
you guys got me thinking I may watch it this weekend,, I bet it may be on Turner Classic Movies..on New Years Day..
Joy, I feel worse for Bonnie when she fell off the horse and broke her neck.
I so envy that little wench for that outfit.
Then when she gets hypnotized by the jewels and starts dancing with 'Desire' and becomes dark.
Oh my Goth!
H that was so wrong, why Bonnie!
then Rhett looses it and locks himself in the room with her...I can't take it!!!
I checked the TV listings and I dont see it on...good thing I have it on laser disk...yes I did say laser disk. I think I am the only one on the planet who can say that.
Tara is a great name for your dog Naughty..
I love the slutty dress she wore after she got caught with Ashley at the mill
and everyone else had the hight necked dress and there she was with her boobies hanging out...
Sorry Joy, that was my warped sense of humor. I know it was wrong but I do feel worse for her at that moment. Yes, it's gut wrenching when Rhett is a mess. One of my other favorite moments is when Rhett gets drunk and says he's going to squish Scarlett's head. It is so scary and twisted but it's a great scene.
Clark Gable had a hard time crying for that part... Joy,, he was supposed to be a "man's man" in that day.. they had to convince him to do that..
I have so many GWTW books. I have one whole bedroom in my house just with GWTW stuff..
Laser Disc .. AHHH! lol
Ewwww that was scary when he got drunk!
My favorite seen is Mammies when she is telling Olivia D Havilands character that Rhett has gone mad and locked himself in the room with bonnie.
Mammie steals the show!!
DSS:
You are my hero. I want a room like that when I have a house. Though, houses are hard to come by in the midde of manhattan so I'll settle for an few extra shelves or something.
10:15 is the crazy reject dyke from PH. Bitch mk is going to catch your ass one of these days.
Having lots of trouble with my computer right now so I can't comment much. Also "Band of Brothers" is on TV and I'm falling in love with all the cute American soldiers.
I loved "Wizard of Oz", what technicolour magic. Also I loved "To Kill a Mockingbird" - sigh! Atticus or Atticus please marry me. And it was Robert Duvall's first movie.
Glad someone else like Tim Curry in "Legend". Dork that I am, I bought the DVD even tho' I detest Tom Cruise with all my soul. But I love the cinamatography (sp?) and the soundtrack.
DDS - yeah change your name. You are too sweet to be dark-sided. We'll be a gang and have colours. You be Scarlet, I'm Violet. Joy, what colour do you want? How about a lovely Indigo?
Mammie is great. I only love the drunk scene because it is so intense and so well done but it scares the hell out of me.
Yes, laser disk and I am SO watching it tomorrow. I can't wait.
10:16:
Don't FUCK with us!
You will regret it!
Oh, and for the GWTW fans, I have a dog named 'Tara' She's a yellow lab, and such a priss.
hmm, maybe I'll change my name on here to Butterfly in honor of Butterfly McQueen since she cracks me up with that voice and of course the character.
Butterfly enjoyed a long life. Well I don't know about enjoyed?
but she passed on just a few years back.
what? I am a dyke now? but, but I like men ! and where the hell did yo come from?
Sorry, computer became posessed and re-posted. Well, I have to go and play with the 6 year old. See y'all later.. or tomorrow Let me know if we start a gang, and what color I get to be!
Ignore the moron. Butterfly was the last living cast member. I think I will now be Butterfly from now on. You heard it here.
Wait, DSS is Butterfly now?
I would be afraid to click on THAT homepage for God's sake.. might get a disease...
Butterfly said in interviews that part embarrased her, even thought she won an Oscar for it..
Naughty be nice, kisses .
See you soon. Don't know about the color yet but surely it will be adorned in sequins and brocade. Oh no that will be M.K.'s
No no no, Dss is still Dss, I was just "H" before. Sorry for the confusion. I dont want to create confusion. And just an observation, we are really nearing the 500 mark, Paula would be proud and MK is gonna have A LOT of reading to catch up on.
ok here we are new name!
Well, this is my tribute to Butterfly. I know she was embarrassed but she was fantastic so I am giving her a tribute in my way. Think of it this way, if the part embarrassed, how would she feel to be on Dlisted?
Well, Joy, I prefer a plaid perhaps. Maybe even a kilt!! OK you guys, going to go and lose at 'Trouble'. The 6 year old cheats XXOXOXO
Got it
H=Butterfly
DSS=Katie Scarlett
Whew
Violet, Joy, Naughty, GetFlix, etc. I am now Katie Scarlett
10:15 is the crazy reject dyke from PH. Bitch mk is going to catch your ass one of these days.
Joy, if you change too, let me know! I'll still be a Naughty Voyeur when I return
DSS:
I checked it it goes to some collegeboy links? No worries. I hang upside down on the Dlist tree atop the page. I will swoop down and bite if necessary.
NaughtyVoyeur; you have to be black or white. For film noir yes?
ok, cool. I love all the GWTW tributes Oh Happy Day! Hmmm, should I stick with Butterfly or go with Bonnie Blue. I think very few people will get Butterfly. I know, I'm adding more confusion. Sorry...
Hmm. Yes, I suppose that's true Violet. Perhaps a black and white plaid
Naughty,
I never have changed or will. Still same name and avatar. Never Anon or so forth. You can Always catch me on the Dark Side
hates the dyke.. what is your problem?
How about a subtle Gingham Check?
ok, now I have a question about this whole avatar thing. I went to some website and got one approved but how do i make it work?
Butterfly, you have to type the email address into the Email (optional) space that you used when you registered the avatar. I think that should do it.
something tells me that "hates the dyke" isnt a GWTW fan. Whatever. Go away if you cant be nice.
K, really leaving Boy is getting hostile
ok, NV, I'm gonna try that now. Keep your fingers crossed!
good night Naughty
Butterfly it can take up to 48hrs. For your Avatar to show.
Yay, it worked! What is it?? ... I'll have to find out later
Butterfly I see it!
Joy, you are batty! (groan, terrible pun but its late and I'm tired)
Holy Smokes it worked!!
OK I'm back... I was busy for a little bit...
I haven't seen GWTW since my mom died six years ago. I need to watch it again soon. It is a wonderful movie. So many great quotes in it.
ok, I see a blank square. It is supposed to be one of Van Gogh's sunflower paintings. My favorite painting ever. It's hanging in the Met and I want it but alas, I will never have it. Some chinese guy owns it and has it on loan to the Met till he dies then he left it to the Met in his will. Damn him.
Violet just a little(shhh).
10:35 is the reject bitch who got banned from many sites. Go back to where you came from.
OK. I'm done changing things around for good. I just needed a good identity. From now on, I'm Bonnie Blue and my pic is of my sunflowers. I WILL NOT add ANY more confusion. I promise. Just having some brain issues at the moment since I have a raging headache.
Van Gahhhhh
as Diane Keaton put it in woody allens 'Manhattan'.
Joy... its the..(troll)...
I am soooscared let me pour myself another vodka ...
I LOVE Van Gogh. I caught his complete collections of work in Paris, it was on loan from his museum on Amsterdam. I think that was about as close to heaven as I have ever been.
where did I come from? my mother's womb I think?
10:37!!!
You've been warned steer clear!
Or your goin down!
Why is it that we are all having a mice exchange and 1 moron has to get involved and be annoying? I think this annoyance may just be the source of my headache. Go away!
I like Bonnie Blue better ! and I like your Avatar!
Standing before a great peice of art can shake you to the core!!!
It's like you can feel what the painter was feeling when they did the piece. Can never be understood until you are in LIFE in front of it.
OK Bonnie,,what was her real name? no looking in any books now>>>>
Thanks Katie. I'm done changing things. So, glad you like. Why can you see my pic and I cant?
10:40 you have many identites here. This is why you have been banned from many sites. mk is trailing your fat ass right now.
I have a link up, and can trace you 10:44.
Do you want to continue?
oh, no trivia...i have a headache and I'm so far from 100%. You can't do this to me now. Ugh.
Joy: I totally agree with you. I can stand in front of that painting forever. I just love it. So many people have asked me why I love 2 dead sunflowers and the truth is I am not totally sure but I do. I am just a huge Van Gogh fan in general. Actually, I'm just a huge impressionism fan. So, I could live in the Mussey D'Orsey ( I think I butchered the spelling)
Bonnie you will be able to see it soon ,, its pretty !
Holy shit! 500 comments!
More good movies... Rebecca, The Nanny(with Bette Davis, not Fran Drescher lol) Now, Voyager, Blythe Spirit.
ok I will tell you ..her name was Eugenie Victoria named after 2 queens
I think we all love all forms of art here, and surely are creative people.
To Sir With Love is also great(which has been discussed here). The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie was another one of my mom's favorites and I like it too, just haven't seen it in a while.
Paula,, I loved the The Nanny.. also loved What Ever Happend to Baby Jane
and Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte
Oh the queens, love the queens.
Paula are you on speed.
500 oh goodie, let's see more movie??
Your'e funnny.
oh right Katie. I do remember that now that you say it. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane scared me...anyone else?
I think it scared me in the same way that The Hand that ROcks the Cradle scared me.
Hush Hush, ohhh never want to be wealthy and old! Who could you trust not to want you dead??
I need to see more of the old movies. There are a lot I haven't seen but my mom made me watch GWTW, Paper Moon, Breakfast at Tiffany's, and ugh, my mind is blanking the one with Jack Lemon and Marylin MOnroe. Damn this headache, it is effecting my brain. It's funny, I protested when my mother made me watch these movies about 20-25 years ago but I am now greatful and we joke about it all the time.
Some like it Hot.
Well the boiled parakeet in WHTBJ was a little freaky for me. I like parakeets, they're so cute! Otherwise I loved WHTBJ. And yes HHSC was good too. Gotta love those "southern belles going off the rails" kind of movies!
guys I went through half a bottle tonight.. this is fun.. I am kind of loaded.. but you guys have kept me great company I will talk movies with you anytime my favorite subject...
I also love indies and foreign films too
Y'all need to get a life.
Manhattan is a great film.
Bonnie take some Excedrin or asprin. The glare of the scrren might be hurting your eyes. Put your shades on, just kidding.
Thanks Joy, I was just going to type Some Like it Hot because it popped into my head...GREAT movie. All I have to say is this. After tonight's conversation, I think I am going to be renting a lot of movies. I try to Tivo the old ones when I see them on. Right now I have Vertigo and Affair to Remember waiting to be watched.
No way
Manhattan is my favorite Wood Allen flick, besides Husbands&Lovers.
Thanks Joy but I'm afraid to take anything because I took some vicodin. I have back issues and a doctor who likes to prescribe 120 at a time with 5 refills so, when I'm in pain, I take em. You would think that would help my headache but NOOOOOOO. Maybe that's part of the reason for my brain farts too?
if you all get a chance look for "Birth" with Nicole Kidman on cable tell me what you think of it. it was weird ....all about reincaration .... not sure if I liked it or not
Oh hell yah, Bonnie us EastCoasters hibernate rent movies this time of year. Spin outs on the ice are soooo scary.
wow, I'm going to have to start a movie list. I want to see all the hitchcock ones. I have seem many but I want to see the lot of them. There's a goal for 2006!
Joy, I am a fellow East Coaster. Manhattan born and bred.
Paula... I love Rebecca,,, ,I saw it last week .... I just read your post..
O.K. Bonnie Blue, Darksided? whats up with revolving nmaes? Is that you DSS in the German Shep pic?
Oh yeah, Paper Moon, love it, Some Like it Hot, The Out-of-Towners with Jack Lemmon and Sandy Dennis is fun too but it can wear you out. I love The Graduate, love a movie from the 80's called Four Friends which is kinda like the foreign film "Jules and Jim".
Joy, sorry about the revolving names, I'm done. I am going to be Bonnie Blue from now on and I have the sunflowers.
I'm L.A. trash like M.K. we are both transplants.
They have AIM for this.
yes Joy did you read my post? i changed my name from DSS Dark Sided Slut to Katie Scarlett..( my dog'sname) since Ffluer did it I thought I would too
check 1 Bonnie 'Sunflowers'.
Dss???
SoCal.. we don't give a fuck what you think don't like it go away
Paula, the graduate is great. I just saw it this year for the first time (as i hide my face in shame). I really have a lot of movies to catch up on. AS for the annoying poster, think if we ignore it, it will go away?
Finaly one got past me K.S. I'm usually on it. The little vamp is ready to hang upside down soon.
Joy, are you un-confused now?
Totally Bonnie.
Just a suggestion guys. AIM is a much easier place to talk about things that are off topic.
Ladies, while this post may set the record for the most comments ever @Dlisted I must get back to the original topic.
I am thinking that maybe Spelling has found her man, and they may really be an item after all.
After reviewing the photos,it appears these two might just dig each other after all.
Then again, it might be the wine. Goodnite.
Ewwww, M.K. please don't kill us.
We miss you and want to stay in your house while your'e away!
You are our Charlie, dig??
there... for a while I will do this.. and I am off to bed Joy, Bonnie, Paula, g night, and Dyke lady where you are peace on earth......
Think MK will be mad?
Getflix sweet dreams, sure even Blockheads can find love.
G'night Katie Scarlet. Don't forget, the land is part of you, it's who you are. (I know, not a direct quote but the brain still hurts so it will have to do)
Me will miss K.S. & Getflix.
I must go as well I'm begining to fear what M.K. will do to us!
Goodnight Everyone.
PrettyKitty:
Wherever you are tonight, we miss you.
The first Stepford WIves is great too. Damn I wish I could look like Katharine Ross! She's been married to Sam Eliott forever.
Good Night jd!
night joy
I don't think MK is going to be mad. I wish I could paypal him some cashola though. He should sell Dlisted Tshirts. MK get with the program! Make yourself some cash! XXOOXX!
oooh, dlisted shirts. That would be great. And mugs too. I bet they would totally sell. Good idea paula.
A liquor that kills your ovaries? Send me two CASES of that shit!!
Hey Chili...I thought I was the only one still awake and bored
Now that we're so close to 600 comments, we should keep blabbing!
Today was a really noneventful day for me, tomorrow is probably going to be busy so I won't be on here much. NYE though, watch out!! Drunk crazy woman is going to be on here!
ha ha Paula. You want to hit that 600 don't you? It's a goal now. LOL.
I think most people on here are going to be crazy and drunk on NYE. I'm going to try.
Oh and so we do keep on topic, lol, I will say this. I dont really hate Tori Spelling. I think I'm indifferent. She doesn't bother me.
Wow! You guys have totally outdone yourselves tonight - I never thought I would see 600 posts on a topic involving Tori Spelling. I don't know whether to be proud or horrorfied
be proud tipsey. There was actually a moment of culture mixed in with all of this. You have to sift to find it but it's there.
I am somewhat caught up - I feel like I am one step closer to getting the E True Hollywood Story on some of D-Listeds finest
ha ha, tipsy...that is understandable. See what happens when people get bored? I am evidence of that.
There's only so much that you can say about Tori Spelling. She is just not going to be pretty or interesting no matter what she tries to do. She looked good on 90210 when she had really long blond hair and she was young. Now she just looks fugly no matter what she does. She probably doesn't care because she is filthy stinking rich. Good for her.
Something tells me she is a nice person though. I dont know why I think this but I get that impression. I dont know. BUT...I'll share a guilty pleasure. 90210 is on everyday at 10am and 5pm on SOAP and I have a season pass on TIVO. Ok, there, I said it. I am told that admitting the problem is the first step towards recovery. Well, there, I admitted it. Phew.
OK time for me to shut up. I won't be saying much tomorrow("Hallelujah!!" I'm sure many of you are saying). But on NYE I'll be on here as a drunken slut, I guarantee. Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight Paula. I think people will say the same thing about me. Well, that is after they say, who the hell is this Bonnie Blue sunflower chick.
Yeah - this reminds me of the old days on Perez where the topics would have like 800 posts on random things. I am all over that though, but it cracks me up how angry people get when you bring up the "You Can't Do That On Television v. Double Dare" debate when they are trying to seriously discuss the pros and cons of Hillary Duffs teeth or K-Feds cornrows.
584 comments... WTF?
ha ha ha tipsy. that's funny.
LA, I know, we went a bit crazy and now I'm just bored and I think I have almost worn out my refresh button.
Good Call LA - the natives are getting restless
What do you all do? I am v. curious about the demographic here
Bonnie Blue - I'm trying to keep up with the original monikers. Are you new here or do I know you by another name?
sorry, LA, I'm not really very new but I didnt post very much. I was posting under "H" but then I had a very brief stint this evening as "butterfly" Now I'm Bonnie Blue and I am sticking to it. Basically, you could say I had a bit of an identity crisis this evening.
Hope that helps.
Bonnie Blue - Gotcha! Sorry I missed all the fun tonight! I'm gonna re-read more carefully later, I just grabbed some highlights! Good stuff!
well, LA...enjoy. If you like old movies, you will enjoy some of the commentary. On that note. I'm gonna get going. I think I've made my presence known tonight.
Goodnight.
Just read your homepage LA - you have some great articles on there
Thank you, Tipsy! 
I love that you love David Sedaris - My dad and I listened to Holidays on Ice about 10 times over Christmas
Tipsy - Listened to it? I've read it... is it a CD or book on tape or something?
Paula - I'm working on my picks for Death 2006, too. Which site do you do that on? I use www.flymetothetomb.com. Good shit!
Jamaica/Hedonism - My brother went there a few years ago. He didn't particularly like it and said it was dangerous to step one foot off any of the resorts.
Damn, it's hard to catch up when there are 500+ comments!
600!!!
Do I get A prize
or some shit?
My, you've all been busy.
Kiki, that's putting it mildly.
It got heated in this joint tonight.
The temp is so nice and chilly now.
Papa can hear me?
Papa do you see me?
JoyDivision: Goddamn, do you ever SLEEP?
They've got pills for that now!
;0
And I go to sleep, wake up, and my DarkSided Slut has changed her name.
I want an annullment!!!
I'm more freaking AMAZED by the number of comments than Tori and her guy.
You must be out of your mind if you think we're bored enough to discuss that bug-eyed skaink this long.
Is my new Grav showin up yet?
nope
Yes it is, droppin kids!
I see it...heehee, you're brave
hello bird! is it realy 03:14 where u are? its 11:30 am over here... i was wondering why everyone was saying goodnite and all...( ha ha ) beautiful sunshine here. sitting in my office looking over the ocean! i would kill for a cold and white xmas..
Hi South Africa..no it is 1:30 am now.I am in California. I have never known a white Christmas..a lot of times we go to the beach on XMas.
South Africa, how cool, I've never been!
i've never even been to another land/country, and the image i have of California is bright sunny beaches, surfers, beach bars, lots of bikinis and big hotels across the road from the sea... (i think i watch too much tv or listen to too much stories (blush)!!!!
Yeah Cali is a lot like that if you live near the beach (like my mom does)
I live in the city-LA
It's not so glamorous if you aren't rich. (me= not rich)
There's a LOT of traffic and people and stuff. I grew up here so I guess it's home.
What's S Africa like?
hard too describe... umm im gonna be honest with u & say crime is a bit of a problem, except for that we have beautiful beaches. More inland,it either gets very hot or very cold and there are lots of small little towns all over. The main cities aren't That big either... My parents stay on a farm just outside our city and i live in the city.. oh here where i live our shopping centre's (or MALL'S as u know it) are nothing to brag about..
Actually, sounds like Southern Cal..beautiful beaches, lots of crime!
Heehee
Your'e cool,hope to talk again here at the fabulous dlisted!
I better go to bed soon...it's after 2!
Ahhh, good thing no work tomorrow!
how do u manage to stay away so late?? is it Saturday there already?
i meant awake!!! oops
No it is Friday in the early am!
I just seem to stay awake....I guess I have always been a bit of a night owl...silly me!
I love the nighttime!
Happy New Year if I don't talk to you before then
G'Nite..have a good workday.
nite nite!
and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you too so faaaar away! enjoy!!!
Awww good night,
If you're ever in LA come by..you are too nice...soo faaaaar away,
Nightie.
Dear Breakdown, I am still Darksided, just a minor name change.... Happy New Year!!!!! baby on the way
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my god !!!
LA - I have READ all of David Sedaris' books, but I got the book on CD for a road trip my Dad and I took when I was home for Christmas. Hearing him (and Amy) read his stories is so great.
LOL - Katie Scarlett, the D-lister formerly known as Dark Sided Slut - I hope that by the time MK returns you are not just known as a symbol as protest to him being away
Good Morning, all... I'm sure everyone will be checking in for the latest.
Don't let yourselves be lulled into complacency: reading all the postings leads me to one conclusion - JoyDivison attacks people and then expects to be left untouched.
You may all read and glean what you wish: you don't verbally attack people for consecutive days, on various posts and call them N.A.M.B.L.A. members. You also let people say what they wish, as you expect to.
Fmouie may cross the lines at times, but JoyDivision has attacked others MANY times. She thinks everyone is out to get her and that she is the "angelic" one: PLEASE!!
Here it is, out in the open. If you are so Christian or whatev, you will not accuse others of things that make no sense and that you know nothing about. As for sisterhood - yeah, right! It's only JoyD's way or no way: where is the tolerance? Where is the free speech that you refer to so fondly? Who are you to dis fellow posters? Why must you constantly incite negativity?
I have ignored you for quite awhile now - you thrive on discord and drama.
All I see is a woman (?) with delusions and hostility.
I have now spoken my mind without so much as calling you a name, and I will continue to ignore you from here on. I have been here since the beginning too: all those that have know what you are all about.
For all you others, think what you want. You cannot read the comments on old posts once they are archived; you would be VERY surprised at what they contained from JoyDivision.
Peace out. I wish you all much tolerance, serenity and love.
MizRo
MizRo... Happy New Year.. I am now Katie Scarlett. after many vodkas last night
went through a name change.. I need to stay out of this all... I am still fairly new here..I respect your opinion ! I try and be funny and keep the peace.. I don't like fighting with anyone! I will never say anything to hurt anyone.I hope we can all get along and laugh.. real life is tough enough! Dark Sided Slut Now Katie Scarlett
Katie, so glad it isn't "Kate" (TomKat joke!)
How are you today? It's good of you to comment; I like peace too, but sometimes one must stand up and be heard! I am also inspired by the fact that you are open to others thoughts and opinions.
Let's all focus our energy on positivity: a serene, love-filled, healthy 2006! I especially wish you company, romance and opportunity Katie. *BigHug*
you too ! I think we all come here to escape the outside world !
today should be a better day !
MizRo, I love how you spoke your mind. One thing though, Joy Division will now call you the stalker (if she hasn't in this post already--I am not reading 575 of Joy's comments on this post).
Point being, Joy Division-among others-has turned this into a chat room, ruining it for everyone else. Now Joy, go cry to MK and tell him how mean everyone is to you.
Better yet, take your lithium.
Grow up people: Thank you.
She has already attempted that manuever: I am not a stalker and will never be, I SPEAK MY MIND. Anyone that visits here regularly knows that.
A few months ago, she was aggressively "implying" that I was stalking her: I could not stop laughing at her delusional state!
As if!!
Once again, thank you. Have a wonderful day and New Year!
I found this blog about 2 months ago.
I come here to rag on celebs and laugh! along the way I have "met" some very cool people all very different. As in real life, at times there are differences..I guess tolerance is the word here.
with the New Year one day away, I hope we can put aside past slights and such and learn to get along here.. Yesterday was a tough day here. Lets forget about it and MOVE ON!!!..peace!!! oh and Happy New Year
DAYUM!!! 630 comments...ya'll fuckers mean business, I didn't think Tori Spelling and her dingle were that much to talk about.
Good Morning Kids. Mizro, I don't think Joy Division means to fight. You are right, I haven't read old posts, as I am relatively new here but I am just not convinced she is a bad person. I also think it's mean to say things like "take your lithium." Let's drop it and talk about Tori Spelling's bug eyes.
When 90210 came out, Tori was unattractive but I envied her figure.
Being the Latina I am, big-hipped and small waisted, I wanted little hips like hers.
Fast forward to today: thank goodness I am who I am!! She really has not aged well, she is an adulteress, and quite untalented.
Kellie: I'm not saying she is a bad person. I'm saying she doesn't play fair. You're a recent devotee, just giving you a heads-up.
Period. End.Of.Story.
Happy New Year!
Not sure if Tori's boobs are fake but if they are she has a really bad boob job. I thought if you were rich you could afford good ones?
Mizro: No problem! Ich verstehen (I understand).
i agree Mizro, Tori Spelling IS A SHAMEFUL ADULTRESS and she hasn't aged well AND she has NO talent. I think the ONLY reason why she's on t.v. is becuz of her father. Like i said yesterday, i hope her soon to be ex is well compensated!
we need Mk to post some new stuff..
anything!!!... how dare he go on
vacation!
just kidding Mk I love you!
Kellie: Tori HAS had a boob job - definitely not woth the money!
Fricken Ass Bored: Her Dad is the ONLY reason she gets any work. Prior to this very public affair, there were LOTS of stories about her trying to seduce ( Usher and many others...
Why go through with a marriage for the sake of getting married? That million $'s spent on the wedding could have gone to finding a cure for polio, towards ending world hunger, to me... HAHA!
This is too funny! I go to bed, wake up and find 640 comments!!!! Good for you!! Doesnt this mean all good for MK? Kudos to all!!!
Good morning all.
MizRo...
thanks very much for you input. This situation has gotten so out of hand and crazy for no reason other than somebody wants to stir up shit.
Grow up....
thank you as well. Your insight was helpful in clearing up some of the diversionary crap created to confuse.
Droppin....
What can I say??? I'm extrememly flattered and amused. It's a very nice statement of your friendship.
Now,
NAUGHTY VOYEUR..
COKE MONKEY...
STONEY BALONEY...
DSS...
PAULA...
VIOLET BEAUREGARD...
If you want to cut to the chase and see what started this thing, read my post, wishing all a Merry Christmas on 12/23/05 11:54 am.
then, read Joy's immediate response to my wish of happiness in poetic form.
that was only the beginning. It's been non-stop.
if you think KatYa was a phony, please read her posts and Joy's subsequent evil and nast shit.
I discovered this blog and loved the idea of captions because it's fun to stretch out my creative muscles. It seemed like others enjoyed my efforts. I detest confrontation and arguing; esPEcially with people I don't know, and can't see. It's asinie. However; It's very difficult for me to allow somebody to insult me and make accusations without defending myself. Joy has been attacking me and others, apparently, for some time. I've been told about her "meds" situation, but it doesn't give a person permission to bust otyher peopl for no reasoin other than to garner attention.
I love this site, and most of the people here. I've not meant to offend anybody and if I did with my usage of the C word, my bad. I've seen it used by MK and others here and nobody's ever said BOO about it until I used it and Joy and "kellie" all of a sudden decided it was offensive and others have jumped on. If I stay here, and I'm not all that crazy about it anymore, so all the "joyheads" can rejoice and have your party; I will remember not to use it, although, I see otheres can, and it's ok. Whatever.
I know there are a lot of naive people so y'all don't see what Joy has done. Frankly, I can live with it. sooner or later, it will all be evident when you see how she deals with people.
That being said, thanks for the fun we've had. I hope Michael returs soon so the captions can start. It's really all I'm here for.
Again, thanks for all your support and laughter. Have a great New Years eve and year and drive safely.
ps pardon my spelling errors, I am so incensed at the way things have gone because of one person's indominitable will to incite derision and hatred.
I'm ashamed to say that she hooked up with this dude in our fair city ...
http://ottawasun.com/Lifestyle/C...28/
1371548.html
indomitable
Does the 'D' in 'Dlisted' stand for DRAMA?
I thought this site was supposed to be FUN. For fun. Of fun. Just fun. FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!
lol ophelia...
awww not your fault honey...
What's the weather there in Canada??
I'm in Illnois, not too bad here right now....
fmouie: My only part in this was the whole c-word thing and I am sorry to have caused a ruckus. I don't like all this b.s. either. I just don't like how the c-word sounds. My stupid ex-boyfriend used to call me that ALL the time...ya know? Anyway, I am well aware that there is nothing I can do to stop other from using it and I an clearly not an advocate of censorship so say whatever you want. I will just try to ignore it. Deal? Also, you don't have to put my name in quotation marks. Kellie is my real name. Happy New Year!
P.S. Yeah, Katya Kitty is a total fake! Sorry!
Nellie - Best avatar and name I have seen in a long time
oh my god....i saw my name somewhere in that novel, but i just can't get through it! hope it was all in good fun!
Mizro for president!
Mouie. I did not see it. I don't get involved! I think you are very funny.
sometimes a little over the top but it does not offend me. I did not know anything was going on until yesterday, and then I left,! I have enough bullshit in my real life. I just did not think you had to go off on her with so much cursing ..that's all..I am not taking sides.. we are not on the playground here. I always told you that you were creative and funny
maybe she could have told you in a nicer way and you could have responded in a nicer way.
I say move on and forget it ,,please
I had a nice time with Joy last night chatting about movies.. We don't know what offends other people..
please don't leave here!
lets move on!
PS I Am now Katie Scarlett
It's a beautiful sunshiney day up here in the great white north Fricken Azz Bored..
I really don't want you to leave either Fmouie. I will admit it!
haha i am just figuring out that Fmouie is apparently a man, baby! i just didn't know there were any straight men on dlisted =)
hey! I thought my smiley was supposed to show up as a real smiley...
just a thought. why do actors get married???? tori met dean on her latest made for t.v. disaster. he was married to a beautiful, smart funny canadian woman who probably challenged his mental abilities. maybe he has finally met his equal.
to quote homer simpson, 'i am so smart, s-m-r-t. they deserve each other.
stoney just read the first couple lines if you want to know the gist of it and why I mentioned you is because you seemed to not know what caused the thing you commented on yesterday. any fair-minded person would be eager to know the facts before they accuse, condemn or opine.
StoneyBaloney: I wish a woman was president!!!
Ophelia: thanks for the story - you poor Ottawans, subjected to Tori's PDA's.... *shudder*
OK: let's all take bets. Will they make it to marriage or will they both get divorced and then break up?
hey....me no accuse or condemn...but perhaps there was a little of the opine! and what the heck kind of gdamn name is that?!!
They will get married and then get divorced. Tori will be on her way to becoming the next Elizabeth Taylor.
sorry. my head is totally messed form this shit. I HATE this crap. It's why I stopped playing hearts online. people coming in and starting shit. I need a break from all this GD drama!
Katie. I appreciate your candor and no hard feelings.
I'm getting verbose again. don't mean to. I really just want to be just having fun. this ain't workin' anymore.
Are you breaking up with us Fmouie????!!!! But, but, we'll do better, PROMISE!!!
Kellie. I'm sorry.
actually, everybody: I'm sorry. have a good year.
Thanks, Tipsy McStaggers.
I used to call myself Rollerslut's Neighbor, but I feel like I deserve my own name. Did Ethel call herself 'Lucy's Neighbor'? No. By the way, Rollerslut, I hope you're having fun in Miami. And I hope you know that I'm the Mary, and YOU'RE the Rhoda.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mouie here is whatyou do.. I took a break from here.. for a day ! LOL
get drunk, get high what ever! see your real friends.
Its New Years!
I know you did not mean to offend anyone!
go out and play and have fun
D listed is always here !
deep breath!
omg! can we just get back to horse face and her dingle....i wonder if we put haylie and tori together in a deathmatch who would win horseface championship of the year?
aww so many hard feelings here so you're gonna take your ball and go home FMouie?
Ok .now back to sex, drugs and gossip.
I had the stalker after me last night
she is still around LOL...
what drama !
Elizabeth Taylor? Banish the thought! If this wench can get married 7 or 8 times, why are so many smart, attractive, lovely women still single? Oooops, I forgot! $$$.
Miz Ro, do you know how f - n rich her dad is? they have bowling alleys in their house and a whole room just to wrap gifts,, but they are still ugly!
I think their house is like 22,000 square feet
not fair !
Because MizRo,Daddy Warbucks ain't our daddy but I still think JHo holds the title as serial bride .....
yeah well there would have to be money involved for anyone to marry Shitney's gross ass! I guess one day when I'm rich, some poor dude will want to marry me!
22,000 sf? Damn, I'd be afraid in my own house...
Along with the gift wrap room , I am sure the Spelling women have a plastic surgery suite and a colon cleanse room.... Ack!!
Ophelia! Good call! JHo will be the next Liz Taylor!!! She's on her 3rd...
Hell yeah he's marring Tori for her cash. He was married to someone else for 12 years AND they had a newborn baby when Tori got her claws in him. They deserve each other!
I read Stoney that Shitney wants another baby with that grease monkey..
he really is a gross pig... but he is laughing at us all
Katie....I KNOW!!!!! Could she be any STUPIDER??? She actually thinks it will bring them closer! LMAO! Just callit a day Shitney and MOVE ON! He will never change!