MICHAEL K. IS GOING TO HAVE 1000 POSTS ON A SINGLE TOPIC.
This picture is too nasty for words...what a skank!
She's been keeping her phone in her twat ever since Jordan was seen doing it.
Did anyone win the Caption This contest? The one with the linebacker?
we did it 1006 ! for 2006 ! LOL
her parents must be so proud, they've raised such a polished young woman!
man I feel like I just had an orgasm!
Mabe she's getting the sand out? Or is that sand crabs? I dont know.
Oh and what's with her bellybutton?
1000 comments!
"I think I want to pet my pet crabs"
If I was at the beach and absolutely HAD to scratch my crotch, I would go into the water and do it so no one could see. Is she that fucking stupid or doesn't she give a fuck if people can see what she is doing?
oh yes, welcome back sweetheart. missed you.
She's hidden Paris Latsis up there, Starvos isn't enough for this whore.
Damn I always knew she was a tranny....
Look at that huge package she's rocking!
Skanky bitch finally found her missing Blackberry.
Parasite finds the remains of Amelia Earhart.
Final one;
Parasite rents her twat out as temporary shelter to displaced families affected by Katrina.
Scratch & sniff
hahaha patsy,love u
its photoshopped...but still funny!
She's adjusting Nachos!!
Patsy, HAHAHA! And is it photoshopped? I guess the arm on the left could look a bit awkward from the elbow down. Still, daggone funny.
HONESTLY. who the hell does this... NO .. Who the hell does this that doesnt have paparazzi following them? She knows shes followed everywhere by cameras.. She knows this shit is going to be posted everywhere.. jesus.
I agree wiht above... her cell phone is probably ringing, and that's the only place big enough to store it.
aren't they wealthy enough to go to a private beach? There's pics of mom Kathy on this same trip wearing a hideous kimono as coverup. The whole family's just laughable!
I am praying that this picture is Photoshopped...I am praying that this self indulent mess isn't that tacky or stupid.
She is searching for crotch crickets!
ew...she's readjusting her balls...i guess when you are at the beach and it's all hot they have a tendency to stick to the side of your leg.
mine are sticking right now...
LOL to the kimono. I just wished all of the deadliest water animals in all of Hawaii could just attack her right there and then.
That Varsol douche really leaves a sting.
The picture doesn't look photoshopped to me. It looks completely normal and natural...for Paris Hilton.
How come noone has given her any heat about those racist comments she made on videotape! I bet if she had said some anti-semetic shit everyone would have been so upset! Fuck that skinny white bitch!....nasty bitch!
poltersnatch!
Omg.....what's up with her belly button btw??
Wow! If you look at her crotch, it looks a little wierd, I think it is photoshopped. Too bad that would of been soo funny!
Hmmmmmmm yup.. Twig and berries still there...
ewwwww, that shit is really nasty. This is just another example of what a slutty twat this bitch is.
Definitely not a natural blonde.
Ana:
There's a tag on the picture over her belly button. I think.
LOL!
Nah i think her skin's immune to the crabs down there, she's setting those crabs free into the beach right now anyway!
Jesus Christ, she's cupping something!!! (begins vomiting uncontrollably)
This picture reminds me of the South Park episode where Paris and the teacher guy have a contest to see who the biggest whoreanus is, and she starts shoving all these giant objects up her snatch. Life imitating art?
Maybe she's looking for a pearl.
Well, you can't find a pearl in a bearded clam, you silly bitch.
That is SURGICAL TAPE on her belly button! I had hernia surgery and mine had the same tape over it. I'm guessing this slut had lipo.
Ha ha It is photo-shopped of course, you can tell by the distortion on the right arm...poor Paris. Ok, no I don't have too much sympathy for someone born into such obscene wealth & who also won the genetic lottery!
I don't know about winning the genetic lottery Miss Defied, she looks like she's two balls short of the jackpot if you ask me.
Ha ha 4Queen! That's cute! Well, I do think she's pretty, not exceptional but nevertheless attractive...(not a horseface like Tori Spelling for instance. I guess it helps to have a rich producer daddy when you're neither talented nor attractive!)
About her bellybutton, I had a roommate had a SERIOUS eating disorder and she had a bellybutton problem that needed to be covered with a bandaid when she wore bathing suits. WHY? Because it was ALLL crusty and red...I have NO idea why, but I'm sure it has to do with the fact that she only ate vegetables forgoing every other food group...malnutrition anyone?
Guess she was making sure a foreign crab didn't get mixed in with her usual bunch.
It's a tag pn her belly button. It says Grosby Group.
{who also won the genetic lottery!}
WTF, you seem to be in the minority with that opinion. However to each her/his own. My question to you, since when are hooked witch (big) noses and woonky retarded lazy eyes, which I heard are actually brown, not blue, and a "jar head" shaped man jaw face that would make a United States Marine jealous considered attractive? If you want someone who was born into obscene wealth, FAR wealither that the Hilton Clan, more along the lines of Lastis & Nacharious family, and girls who really did hit the "gentic lottery" you write of, then you really should Google both Amanda Hearst and Charlotte Casiraghi.
Their families are worth BILLIONS, and they are both STUNNING, Charlotte is still a teenager too. Charlotte is the more gorgeous of the two, but Amanda ain't no slouch either.
Paris, Nikki either, could not look as attractive as these two if they sold their souls to you know who, and sacrificed small animals and virgins.
hey all, just wanted to say
happy New Year!
have fun tonight whatever you do !!!
i couldn't tell if it was mischa barton or paris. they look the same with those silly glasses.
i thought the bandaid was a defect in the pictre.
give her a break. whenever i'm in really cold water, my balls pull up inside me, especially my left one, and i have to pull them back out again. just because a bitch is rich, doesn't mean her balls got not feelings.
connor, this is not majesty magazine here, or a fan club of the social register.
we come here to rag on these bitches because they are skanky publicity whores living out the skanky celebrity lifestyles we were so cruelly and unjustly denied. we don't think they are the most beautiful or rich.
i'm sure charlotte and whoever hearst are quite charming, but i haven't had my coffee yet, and i can't afford a narcolepsy attack this early in the a.m. so please do stop.
speaking of trash and hearsts, how's patty doing these days?
Connor, you seem to be under the misguided impression that we come here to admire and adore these social parasites.
Besides, I doubt very much that either Paris or Nikki are complaining about their circumstances compared to Charlotte Linguini and Amanda Whoever.
It did not look to me like coner was defending paris hilton. Did you even read what was written?! Reads to me like he is not a big fan of Paris Hilton, or her little sis too. I personally think nikki has a little bit more sense than that of Paris. But I do not think either of the Hilton sisters are what someone could call the epitome of gorgeous or beautiful,hot,lovely, stunning, etc etc. they are average at best on a good day. JMO
Oh My God - yes I did. You're right, Connor's not defending Paris or Nikki, however he did then ask us to go and look up those two other girls for shining examples of social leeches (but this time with pretty faces) and admire them.
I am never going to admire anyone prettier or richer than me!
She's either adjusting an earring or popping a pustule.
Should I google those faces, Connor mentioned? NO
Gheesh! I wasn't saying she was the epitome of beauty, just that she's pretty. I guess my standards aren't as high as some, ha ha! N-ewayz I think that celebrities do enough disgusting & stupid things to embarass themselves without inventing situations in photoshop! Ha ha
Oh well, it's all in fun! Peace out!
4 queen & cuntry, 11:48 ha ha,you are very funny. And atleast you are being honest. But in all honesty, it does not take that much to be prettier than the Hilton sisters. Richer....well that is another matter entirely. Even with all the plastic surgery, makeup and hair people, and air-brushing between these the two hilton sisters, tonight when my family and I go out to dinner for New Years Eve, I know I will see better looking women than the Hiltons while I am out and about. And these women I am betting do not have an ARMY of people TRYING to make them look attractive as is the case with the Hiltons. Have a Happy New Year all!!!!!!!!!!
BTW, to chris, I'll admit it, I did just google their faces, and bodies, and they are waaaaaaaay, way, better looking than the Hiltons sisters. No comparison, But I am sure probably just as useless too. Who knows. It is not like we know them anyway. They must not put themselves out their in the public like Paris and Nikki do.
i hope the hiltons go bankruot in 2006 !!
I don't think it is photoshopped at all, the rest of her body language kind of matches where her hand is. ie - the slight reaching downward and all. Besides she is a complete moron who is too stupid to know any better. Also,
Paris get a nose job....fast!
I am so with you on that point, oh my god.
Am I wrong for thinking that Paris Hilton is not pretty? I swear it is not out of jealousy, i just do NOT find her or her sister attractive. I have no problem admitting when people are actually attractive.
I think Angelina Jolie is beautiful, and her dad is John Voight, so she sure did not grow up poor. Paris's money would be cool, but I would rather have Angelina's face and body. Not to mention Brad Pitt. Yummy. Now if I ever say i think Angelina Jolie is a dog, trust me, than that is out of complete and total delusional jealousy. But if I say it about one of the Hilton chicks, it is just because that is what I think.
why does she need two hands to scratch herself, is she holding herself back or open????
Is she scratching? She's not even bothering to hide it. I'm sure there were other people on that beach too.
I'm still confused about the bellybutton...hmmmmm.
I don't think Paris or her sister are pretty either. It's just my opinion. To each his own.
ever since someone said photoshop, something looks funny. the belly button could easily be photoshopped, it just didn't look right from the begining. But now I notice her right arm is kind unnatural, as if it was moved toward her crotch. and the bikini bottom looks wierd, like they took her hand and recolored it with bikini colors. and i still thnk she looks like mischa.
Her bellybutton is not photoshopped...if you look closely, it is a watermark for the website Grosby Group, where the photos came from...
http://www.grosbygroup.com/e-pho...dades-
Novidades
Anyway, she is digging of something in these photos...Like everyone said...this is just nasty...she knows the paparazzi is taking photos of her as always...
God, there's sooooo many crab and clam digging jokes. Where to fucking start?
SECOND STAGE SYPHILIS!
That's all I got.
That's exactly why that fish had a third lip.
AlwaysSweet...good one!
is it paris?? cuz she kinda looks like nicole ??:S
Yea it kinda does look like Nicole...but Nicole is really short and this looks too tall to be her
I think I know where they buried Jimmy Hoffa!
I bet her gesture took only a fraction of a second. We've all at one time or another done things like that. But an indiscreet camera can perpetuate it...
She could've at least hid that shit underwater!
She could've at least hid that shit underwater!
HAHAHAHAHA!! I thought the same thing when I first saw the pic!
BUT... considering she's done basically everything else in public, what is the big deal about a little vagina itch??
Good point ^ but still...having your sex video released is embarrassing enough...but to give everybody proof that you caught an STD or crabs from the shit just makes it so much worse! LOL
EW!
Is that Paris Hilton? Or Mischa Barton???
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