Ha ha. Reminds me of being in the Safari at 6 flags when someone opened my sunroof and a giraffe stuck it's head in and kept licking my gear shift. I know you are all thinking something...go ahead and say it. OK, I think I have hit total brain meltdown and must sleep soon. It's been fun everyone.
Bonnie Blue | 12.30.05 - 11:13 pm | #

Oh yuck! That giraffe probably licked it's privates before it licked Clay.
Anonymous | 12.30.05 - 11:17 pm | #

i'm sure that wasn't the only animal that got a taste of clay this weekend. (cue horse fucking reel).
prettykitty | Homepage | 12.30.05 - 11:26 pm | #

Clay probably licked his privates earlier! Poor giraffe!!
GetFlix | Homepage | 12.30.05 - 11:37 pm | #

prettykitty! Missed ya around these here parts, babe!
LA | Homepage | 12.30.05 - 11:50 pm | #

isn't that a male giraffe?
rollerslut | Homepage | 12.31.05 - 12:42 am | #

Damn, he's white!
Chris | 12.31.05 - 12:53 am | #

i knew clay was into black tongue...i just knew it!
carlos | 12.31.05 - 1:09 am | #

Omg!!! Too funny!!! LOL....
Ana | Homepage | 12.31.05 - 1:16 am | #

LMFAO Carlos!!!
Chris | 12.31.05 - 1:28 am | #

Heh nice one carlos!

Bet Clay's smooching that giraffe hard.
Fug. | 12.31.05 - 4:53 am | #

Eeeewwwww!!!! I don't know about them licking their privates, but one things giraffes do clean with their tongues are their noses. Eeeewwwww!!!! GIRAFFE BOOGERS!!!
sanguinovorous | 12.31.05 - 5:00 am | #

I like how both the giraffe and Clay have their eyes closed. That's so romantic--where's the Whitman sampler and the Vermont Teddy Bear in this Valentine's picture?

Clay is in the BROWN ZONE. (Rollerslut knows what that means.)
Nellie O. | 12.31.05 - 7:25 am | #

I bet his shirt says "EYE" on the back.
BROWN.....EYE....get it?
dogthebountyhunter | 12.31.05 - 7:28 am | #

Poor Clay takes so much flack! Whatever else anyone thinks he is, he's at the very least a phenomenal singer! He has a certain dorky charm (what can I say? I was glued to American Idol that season & thought he should have won over Ruben...) & I think giraffes are cute. That tongue is scary though...
miss defied | 12.31.05 - 7:52 am | #

Miss Defied, I like Clay too, but that don't stop me from mocking him. I mean, he is always in these funny pictures, like the one leading the choir of old ladies, and now french-kissing a giraffe. I don't think he inspires hatred like say, Parasite Hilton. All the joking about him is usually just about him being in the closet.
Jan | 12.31.05 - 7:59 am | #

I want to be in a giraffe/clay sandwich!!
Anonymous | 12.31.05 - 11:55 am | #

Clay looks sweet. The giraffe is the top, I guess.
ChillinAtHome | 12.31.05 - 12:05 pm | #

Tee hee. People can take a rated "G" Disney moment & make it sound so "sordid" ha ha I still think they're both cute (albeit in a gawky way!)
miss defied | 12.31.05 - 12:19 pm | #

Why is Clay standing there? I would be freaking out if a giraffe had its tongue on my mouth
savannahh | 12.31.05 - 12:23 pm | #

i bet that giraffe collapsed after kissing howdy doody.
anonymous | 12.31.05 - 12:26 pm | #

The animal just had the instict that Clay was gay and needed a little male on male action
Kelly | 12.31.05 - 12:53 pm | #

never liked this flutterly eyed dude
put down the flat iron .. that's it.
Ophelia | 12.31.05 - 1:01 pm | #

awww i lub giraffes !!!





p.s. lmao rollerslut
Not Bored at Home | 12.31.05 - 1:53 pm | #

"that's it mr. giraffe, get all the marmalade off"
Anonymous | 12.31.05 - 2:05 pm | #

He looks like my lesbian next door neighbor. Seriously.
Peter A | 12.31.05 - 2:40 pm | #

He looks like Cynthia Nixon.

And in this pic, he's, like, color-coordinated with the giraffe---it's great!
Nellie O. | 12.31.05 - 2:53 pm | #

love the comment carlos..LOL! i was wondering if this smooch came after dinner and a movie?
letinstar | 12.31.05 - 3:53 pm | #

eew
Shasti M. | Homepage | 12.31.05 - 3:55 pm | #

What can brown do for you?
ThinkIPinchedAPerve | 12.31.05 - 4:49 pm | #

Too funny thinkipinchedaperve!
savannahh | 12.31.05 - 4:53 pm | #

Ick. Happy New Year everyone.
Kim | 12.31.05 - 5:33 pm | #

Kim:
Happy New Year!!!
joydivision | Homepage | 12.31.05 - 6:14 pm | #

Happy New Year to all here
L4love | 12.31.05 - 6:56 pm | #

Happy New Year to everyone!
savannahh | 12.31.05 - 7:05 pm | #

Happy 2006, all!

xoxo
LA | Homepage | 12.31.05 - 7:30 pm | #

Hee! I've always thought he looked like a lesbian Unitarian minister. I love him so embarrassingly much.

Happy New Year Dlisted sluts!
MaxwellDemon | 12.31.05 - 7:46 pm | #

happy new year to all my lovely sluts on this, you are the people in this world that makes it all worth while!
beautifulstranger20 | 12.31.05 - 9:24 pm | #

Anon 2:05, wonderful caption.

Happy new year to all.
Jan | 01.01.06 - 1:25 pm | #

i want to know why clay would just stand there and let a giraffe stick its tongue in his mouth, that makes no sense.

but id suck his dick any day of the week
rachel | 01.01.06 - 4:47 pm | #

Clay Aiken is totally cute. I saw a picture of him with his hands all over some girls boobs....I am just sayin'.
Kellie | 01.02.06 - 5:02 pm | #

Whatever bitches. The only people that go around mocking Clay are homos or homophobes. Dream a little dream, ice skater sallies.
TheQueenB | 01.02.06 - 8:12 pm | #

um, Queen, that means EVERYBODY'S slaggin' them some Clay! which camp's your tent pitched in?
carlos | 01.03.06 - 12:56 am | #

Kellie, he could be bi too. Or a queen who likes boobs.
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