Your hot shit MK!! Thanks to your blog I have had alot more laughs this year! NO one talks better shit than you! xoxoxoxoxo!!
Can't tell you how glad I am Dlisted was spared ringing in 2006 with that god awful Clay Aiken pic!
Happy New Year, MK!!
Happy New Year MK! Party on!
Thanks for all the laughs. Happy New Year to all.
Happy New Year to ALL.
Here's to an Excellent 2006!
happy new year all!thanks MK for all the laughs
May you not get ugly fug lips in the upcoming year.
Happy New Year MK. Look forward to what you have to say in 2006!
I love this blog!
Wow! Are those real fire works?!?! I've never seen fire works like that before. Mainly because I live in Wisconsin...
Happy New Year MK!
Thanks for loads of laughs! 
Here's to more fun in 2006! 
Happy New Year DListers! 
Have fun and be safe! 
2pinkballoons
thanks MK for not getting too popular so you have to end up SUCKING UP to certain celebs like Perez and Trent do!
Keep it up! This is the best sight on celeb gossip! Unbiased!
Happy New Year, MK, darling!!
Thank you for your funny, sad, witty, snarky comments on the absurdities we see around us...here's to much more in 2006.
To all my D-list buddies...you are all hot sluts and I have had a wonderful time getting to know you all through your great observations...have a great New Year's Eve and a wonderful 2006.
Happy New Year M.K. !!!
Happy New Year MK and Dlisters!!
All of you have made me lmfgdao which has really made work SO MUCH MORE tolerable !!
I've told so many people to come here
Let's all have a GREAT 2006 with even more Laffs
Let's blow the doors off this popscicle stand. Let's go for 2006 posts at Tori Page
Happy New Year to Michael K, the BEST celeb-bashing blogger out there. I said it once and I'll say it again, that Margaret Perrin piece you did was the funniest thing I've seen all year. Also, happy New Year to my fellow DListed lovers, have fun and stay safe!
Happy New Year MK. You're like a part of my family now, lol, hurry back, if you came North of San Francisco instead of Monterey, I would have picked you up in my Kayak!!!!
Happy New Year to you MK and thank you for sharing your wit and entertainment on your blog. You rule!
happy new year everyone! im wasted and bored! who wants to talk?!!!
By the way MK I love you!! I have missed you since youve been on vacation but I'm glad your having fun and I can't wait till you get back. MK you are so funny and witty. We all love you. Can't wait till your back!! Happy new year cutie!!
I love your blog happy new year!!
Happy New Year to MK, Lahoma00, and all my Dlisted friends! Here's to snarky times and lots of laughs in 2006!
xoxo,
LA
Happy New Year MK and Lahoma, and all you other funny people!
Happy New Year to Michael K, the sexiest, funniest, warmest and best gossip blogger in our solar system (well, Uranus may have better bloggers but you didn't hear it from me!)
I second everything Heartsflowers said. She worded it much better than I ever could.
I'll have a sexy new avatar in 2006. The blueberries are just not me.
You snarky, witty, moody, argumentative, supportive, friendly d-listers - I loooove you all!
Happy New Year MK, all the best to you!! You sexy thing.
mk, just wanted to tell you i wake up ready to read your blog! You're hot shit and im your blog bitch forever!
Happy New Year!
Feliz Año Nuevo!!!! u are the best
Oh, thank God you are back. Happy New Year!
Happy New Year MK - I love you !!!!
Happy New Year, MK, baby! Here's to lots more celeb bashing in '06!!! This is the best celeb blog ever! Cheers to all my hot DListers! Have a safe and sexy New Year, y'all! Love you hot bitches!
Happy New Year Dlisted & Michael K. The funniest fucking site on the net!
MK HAPPY NEW YEAR again! You're probably a drunken slut by now. Hopefully your hangover won't be too bad tomorrow! XXOOXX
thanks MK you've made my year a lot funnier.
Happy New Year MK!!!!
Happy fucking new years MK! And all of you bithces as well.
Michael K - Holy shit! I just read your new year's resolution on The Malcontent! You fucking crack my ass up!
Here it is, Dlisters:
In the New Year I plan to become a better person, and in saying that I mean make me richer and hotter. I also plan to meet Paris Hilton just so I can slap the shit out of that stupid heifer!
http://malcontent.typepad.com/
ma...ging_it_in.html
Thanks for the link LA. I read them all. What a big group of cute, funny boys, alas - almost all gay. But tres cute, esp our own Michael K.
Happy New Year Mk!
Thanks MK for a great year of entertainment, your blog is my favorite. May health, happiness and prosperity be yours in the New Year. Happy New Year!
HAPPEE NEW YARRRRRRRRRRR!1!1!1!1
HAVE AN AWESOME NEW YEAR!!! THIS SITE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST!
Happy New Years! Just glad this wasteful, useless and overpriced event they call a "holiday" has finally come to an end. Let's move on to 06...
Happy New Year's MK - love you!
happy new year MK - and to the rest of you sluts too!
Thank you Dlisted for all the kicks & giggles-so glad I found your blog! NO ONE is as funny or hot as you MK!
Keep up the fun!
Happy New Year MK! Y0U RAWK!!!
I am S000 glad I found your site, I am S000 "Addicted" to Y0U now....
I hope you have an Awesome New Year!
L0VE Y0U L0TS!
Happy new year 2 Every one. Good luck & sucsses to all of you out there.MK keep up the good work luv the Site (best celeb blog out there).
Happy New Year, to all you hot slutcakes.
This whole blog is the hottest slutcake of all. It's the tastiest, most savory part of my breakfast, and I'm eating carbs slathered with lard right now, which for me is like crack sprinkled with sugar. (Mmmmm, buttery toast...Diagnosis? Delicious.)
I'm looking forward to hearing all your stories of New Year's Eve debauchery. (Mmmmm, debauchery...Diagnosis? Delicious.)
Love ya MK keep us laughing!
Happy New Year to the HOTTEST slut around!! We love you and I hope you had a "good'un." Happy New Year to everyone here on Dlisted, too.
MK, your the sluttiest bitch evah!
MK...I love you you fucking bitch!
Happy New Year!
I love you, man!!!!!!!! XOXOX -- as Mimi says, "make it happen" in 2006, baby!
Happy New Year to you, MK and everyone else as well.
2006!!!
Damn - without MK, Lahoma, and all my fellow DListed devotees, I would not make it through the mire known as WORK!
Wishing all of us the brightest, most positive year yet!
Here's to all the "celebs": may they continue their very-public downward spirals, illicit affairs, drug use and abuse, and questionable attire!!
*HUGS*
MizRo
Ahhh my lovely (and perhaps hung over) dlisters..HAPPY NEW YEARS, LOVERS!
i wish all of you well, especially you MichaelK, and thank you for making my job funnier and a lot less productive.
Oh...and MK did you get my phone message where i just breathed heavily into the reciever? i thought that's what a stalker would do as "sexy talk".
Friends don't let friends dial drunk.
Happy New Year!
You are the hotest shit around babes... Have a fantabulous New Year, and if you did get your Tara Reid on last night, make sure you take a brillo to that ass so you don't get any herpes sores like her royal slutness. Keep that shit comin' in 06!!! MUAH! Love Ms.Astro
You are the hottest shit around babes... Have a fantabulous New Year, and if you did get your Tara Reid on last night, make sure you take a brillo to that ass so you don't get any herpes sores like her royal slutness. Keep that shit comin' in 06!!! MUAH! Love Ms.Astro
Much love to you and Lahoma, MK! All the best in 2006!
Happy New Year MK! You are a sexy slut. I hope you're having breakfast off some hot guy's abs right now.
You rock!
happy new year, M.K.!, and everyone at Dlisted. thanks for putting up with my stupid ass all year.
all the best in 2006!
Hope DListed gets even bigger in 2006...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
love the avatar Violet you are hot baby
Heres to another year of celebrity bashing.
Happy New Year Dlisted!
Happy New Year Everyone! Thanks for so much entertainment. I think I need to go back to bed even though I got up an hour ago. I am too old to go to bed after 6am!
One of you bitches need to get me a drink. I'm hunover like WHAT.
Ugg! I don't want to see another drink until cocktail hour.
Happy New Year Michael K. and Lahoma00!....Thank you for all the humor, wit, and the best blog writing around! You totally rock!
Happy New Year to all of my fellow DListers who totally crack my ass up with the best shit around!
Here's to more f**ked up celebs in 2006 for all of us to mock and laugh at!! *raising my glass in a toast*
Bonne Année!!
Katie Scarlett: is the chick with the purple eye avatar showing up? I guess by posting this I will test.
nope, I still see blueberries. Oh well, maybe tomorrow or next day. The new avatar will suit the "Violet" tag.
Cool, how 3 of us have changed our tags. Its like, new year, new tag!
yes the girl showed up... she is hot!but now the blue berries showed up 3:56 and 3:57 I love the girl pic!!!
not that was weird Violet, I looked back at your earlier post 10:56 AM and before it was the girl and now it is the blue berries? Why is that I wonder?
Hi, Violet (ffleur) and Katie Scarlett (DSS)!!
Was wanting to tell you, Violet, that your blueberries look luscious and juicy...but am looking forward to the new avatar...hasn't shown up here yet (and thanks for the nice words earlier).
Katie Scarlett...love the new name...it makes me smile every time I see it...love GWTW!!
thanks hearts, I decided I was not Dark Sided. and Katie Scarlett is my dog's name too. plus my fav movie..GWTW. so when Ffleur changed her name, after a few drinks one late night so did I !
Happy New Year.. missed you on our very late night chats these past few nights they got a bit crazy!
Sounds like they were pretty wild...well, I am back home for the duration! Looking forward to many more late night chats in 2006!
You are so fucking hot MK!.
I soooo love your blog and you post the funniest shit about some of the most insane, fucked-up people we know as celebrities!
Let's hope for more fucked-up celebrities who do stoooopid shit in 2006!
Yeah baby, yeah!
Happy New Year D-listers, Happy New Year MK! Lets go crazy in 2006! Cheers!
Happy New Year MK and to all you hilarious funny-ass Dlisters! Thanks for so many laughs. I don't post very much, but I'm always following your weirdo crazy antic-fill conversations
May 2006 bring all of you much love joy and good health!
Shell
that bitch is still sleeping damn!
Happy New Year's DListers!
I am proud to say I didn't drunk dial MK or anyone else last night. I was too drunk to see the buttons on the phone.
I feel like I need to change my gravatar now...
Happy New's Year ya'll!
What will the new year bring? Will Tom be able to recover from his stupid couch jumping antics? Will Britney find a dermatologist who can finally rid her of those nasty breakouts? Will a month go by where we don't have a shot of Paris' coochie? Probably not! Here's to 2006! Stupid celebrities, God bless them everyone!
Christ jdm, that's too fucking funny!
LA, surprisingly enough, I did not start 2006 with a hangover. I think it means it's going to be a good year. I hope you had fun on the left coast.
Here kitty kitty
Hi Katie Scarlett & Heartsflowers:
Yay! my new avatar is showing after playing hide n'seek for a few hours. Isn't that a hot picture? I do like that "violet" eye although I suppose it more mauve but whatever.
Its cool to see some new avatars like JDM is not a little cartoon meatball anymore but our favourite skank, Paris H.
Violet/ffleur - If you wear contacts, you can get violet contacts. I had them for awhile a few years ago... they were based on Elizabeth Taylor's eye color, I shit you not. I have brown eyes, and it was a total trip to wear them! Go for it!
jdm - every day is a good day
jeez everyone, now I want a new gravatar... let's see what I've got...
I love it how, when you change your gravatar, it says something like "a panel of gravatar experts will review..."
somewhere on gravatar's forum some guy talks about rating a thousand gravatar's that day... or something wild like that. What a job!
Since there is no new gossip from Michael K, here is a joke.
As a Canadian, I find this very witty. I'm sorry if my American friends do not but I'll find a passive-agressive way to apologize later.
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Joke:
A truly Canadian apology to the USA Courtesy of Rick Mercer from "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" CBC Television:
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler and three years against the Kaiser, but that was different. Everyone knew they had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.
We've seen what you do to countries you get upset at.
Thank You.
end of Joke
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see, very witty. I hope you think so too.
very witty. I got no problem with it!
Good - v. clever
Glad you liked it Scout & Tipsy.
Tipsy: you live in Ky right? I've only seen parts of it on TV but it looks very beautiful in horse country. I understand the Queen (who is horse-crazy) takes private visits to Kentucky to horse shop etc. Do you have any stories about her visits?
Very cute joke, Violet (in a passive agressive way of course).
I am still seeing your old avatar...but I like the luscious juicy ripe blueberries...I think they are very sensual! Still, from the comments, I am looking forward to the "new" you!
I may check out a new avatar myself.... I did do that before but no old movie stars ...I guess they are all copyrighted.. I want to be Vivien Leigh or something like that or Marilyn Monroe !
see you all later !
Voilet - Q. Liz is a big horse person, but her daughter Anne is even more involved. Anne was on the Olymic Equestrian team when she was younger and has made numerous trips to Lexington for various things. This area is into hunting and eventing as well. Q. Liz had a race named after her at Keeneland and comes over to look at horses/go to the races occasionally. It's a beautiful area.
I feel like changing your name is the new black
LA,
I like your new avatar, the old made me sleepy.
Katie Scarlett,
I'm not sure but I think your avatar can be anyone you choose, dosn't have to be from their site, just make sure it is completley square before submitting it, otherwise it might get stretched out and distorted.
Tipsy, thanks for the info. I understand if you ask Princess Anne how times she's been married, she paws the ground twice.
you just made my night Violet - v. witty
She does have a bit of the Tori Spelling/Sarah Jessica about her - v. unfortunate looking woman
hehehe, I agree Tipsy. We can blame the Germans for those unfortunate genes. Remember the "Faulty Towers" sketch?... "don't talk abou the war!!" That may seem stream of conscious to you, but somehow it all works for me.
It's all in the teeth unfortunately.I wonder if the royals believe in plastic surgery?Probably not.
No plastic surgery for most of them - I can assure you. Kind of looked at as a nouevu (sp.)riche thing to do by most people. I guess I am still way to California for that mind set
Getflix,
Does it mean anything if a guy gives you the once over everytime he looks at you & continues to do it in conversation ???
British dental work, well, its a national shame (ever seen the lead singer of "The Pogues"? woo hee). With the royals its not just the teeth but the big nose & big ears. Plus P.Charles & P.William have fat sausage fingers even tho' they aren't fat.
When Princess Di and Prince Charles got married my bestfriend and I thought he was FINE.What were we thinking?
Ewe - he is totally fug
I do think Hugh Grant and Jude Law are yummy though - not too many other Brits that I am into
Scratch that - Jude Law is not hot - I meant Becks
He IS.He and CAmilla look like a more suited couple if ya wanna be shallow about it.
I love being shallow and I agree with you 100% - Zara is supposed to be the most attractive of the royal fam and she's not even that pretty
I love being shallow and I agree with you 100% - Zara is supposed to be the most attractive of the royal fam and she's not even that pretty
MERRY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Sean Bean...Clive Owen???
Or are they Aussie or New Zealand??
(I am sorry, I am showing my British Empire ignorance)
Clive Owen is English. Sean Bean is Irish. And I totally agree hearts, they are 2 beautiful men.
Clive Owen in "Sin City"...Sean Bean in anything (or nothing).
Love your taste in men, Violet!
MK,
Welcome back, I so missed your posts!
Happy New Year Dlisters!!!
Feliz Ano Novo Malta!!!
Peace, Love and Health to us all…!!!
Heartsflowers & Violet (prev. ffleur),
I’ll see you both Clive Owen and Sean Bean and raise you a Colin Firth. I find him so sexy…ever since I saw him in Pride & Prejudice (for TV, not the movie…) playing his first Mr. Darcy…God, so hot…..!!!!
OMG...I was just thinking I should have added Colin Firth...yes, in the definitive P&P...not the crap with Keira Knightley.
And his turn as "Mark Darcy" in the thinly veiled "Bridget Jones" was hot, too.
Violet: I'm also Canadian (out West) and saw that same joke you posted ^^^ up there, about 2 years ago (?). Anyhow I found it hilarious as you all did, so I took it upon myself to forward it in the email to some Canadian and American friends. Unfortunately, the some of the American's I sent it to didn't find it very funny and accused me of "spreading hate". I was crushed. I'm glad to see the joke is still circulating, and ya'll took it lightly and had a good laugh, as was the intention.
Oh and thanks for making me laugh about it again too. I forgot how hilarious it was!
heartsflowers,
Oh hon don’t get me started on Colin, he is definitely getting older but he still exudes charm out off every pore! And he is a fckng good actor, “Girl with a Pearl Earring” OMG!!!
Is that the one where Colin plays Vermeer?? Haven't seen it...now I will...thanks!
You are right about him...eye candy AND a damn good actor.
juat give me some Viggo Mortenson,,,I said that in an earlier post hot hot hot
Hiya Shell!
I always figure (and this is not my original idea) Canada is the bastard child of Mother England and Uncle Sam. Don't get me wrong, I am a very proud Cdn but I do see our shortcomings. Its healthy to laugh at ourselves and our friends.
Heartsflowers: mmmhh those are some good English men. I have the original "Arts & Entertainment" production of Pride & Prejudice with Colin Firth on VHS. Sometimes I f/fwd thru the tapes and just watch the parts with the brooding Mr Darcy (swoon!)
AnaKonda: I'm in, and I'll raise you a Ralph Finesse.
Violet new avator is back loveit !!!
heartsflowers,
That’s the one and if you’re really in the mood for sexysexy Colin check out “Valmont-1989” with Annette Bening it’s a different take to the novel and movie "Dangerous Liaisons."
Violet (prev. ffleur),
So glad you didn’t mentioned the brother, Joseph…he’s fug (my opinion). Ralph now Ralph, so much we could say about dear, sexy, talented, mesmerizing eyes Ralph but I’m not very good with words specially in English so if anyone else wants to take the job, please do….the movies I first think of when Ralphie comes to mind are: “Strange Days”, “Wuthering Heights” and of course “The English Patient” that scene where he shags KST against the wall in the middle of the party is…unforgettable – OK cold shower!!!
Whoops I goofed. The news reported Brad and Angelina are expecting a baby. They will prolly wed after the baby comes.
Okay...Ralph, Clive, Colin, Sean... who do we add for a full house?
heartsflowers,
Personally I would throw in a Ewan McGregor…love his naughty smile!
Do you remember Ewan McGregor in that episode of "ER"?? I have fallen for him any number of times and that was one of them...I think we are "all in, all done!" Good job!
heartsflowers,
Yeah, shop lifter with a good heart…and, I’m going to sleep – alone – how ironic, so many men and still my bed is empty. Thank God for my wonderful imagination!!!
Thanks Katie Scarlett. I love the purple eye too!
Hey everyone...missed you all today while I was in bed most of the day doing nothing productive except cursing the grey goose people since I had WAY too much last night. Just got back from seeing the producers though...good movie. Entertaining.
I think my computer is screwy, I'm still seeing violet's berries and I cant see my sunflowers. I don't know how to fix that so I'll just pout about it.
Bonnie Blue (love the new name btw) I'm having computer trouble too. Think I need more memory. Its keeps shutting off on me, just when I get to something interesting. Very frustrating! Calling for help tomorrow since so many places were closed today. Damn STAT holiday! (grumble, mumble, curse, shakes fist!)
I have a new computer so I'm thinkig that it's not my computer but who knows. I used to say that I am the typhoid mary of computers. I guess I still am. Ok, bed time....g'night
Happy 2006 babies!
I love you all!
^Sorry ladies, but please! F**k that!.......I will TOTALLY take Joseph Fiennes ANY where, any time!......He is soooo HOT!
Yeah, also:
Colin Firth, Ralph Fiennes, Clive Owen, Jeremy Irons, Jeremy Northam, Sean Connery (the younger years!), Liam Neeson.........Yeah!
Hi Genie, Bonnie,
anyone here?
Wow, I get sick for a couple of days and there are fabulous new gravatar's out there!! Very plesing to the eye!
I just wanted to Wish You All A Fagtastic New Year with lots of glittery sprinkles!!
Much Love to You All,
ChiliGurl
Hi Michael K,
I´ve been reading you for a couple of months now after coming from perezhilton's website through a link.
You´re SO MUCH funnier than him, and I find that I don´t check up on his site anymore... I just get my gossip fix here!
Keep up the great work!!
A lurker,
Rose
PS: And happy new year you hot bitch!
and WTF happened to my gravatar??
Chili you seem naked woohoo
where is your avatar?
Happy 2006
"I think my computer is screwy, I'm still seeing violet's berries and I cant see my sunflowers. I don't know how to fix that so I'll just pout about it.
Bonnie Blue | 01.02.06 - 1:25 am"
I am with you, Bonnie, I am still seeing the blueberries, and I have never been able to see my avatar...I just rely on you all to let me know it's there. I know that I am one brain cell away from being completely computer illiterate...oh, and I can't log onto Spelling post, either.
Morning, all!
wow violet the eyes come and go from blueberries to the eyes how weird! now it is back to the blue berries again
and hearts I always see your avatar..it is one of my favorites
KS & Hearts: clear your caches. You can do this by going to the tools menu | options...
Michael K- discovering your blog made the last 3 months of 2005 bearable! Happy New Year's!!!!!!
jdm...thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I see Violet's new avatar and finally...mine!!
And Katie Scarlett...glad you like it. Now that I see it, I remember how much I liked it, too.
^Since I cleared everything out, I forgot to add my name and avatar back...duh!
Ok I did
!!!! that but still see blu berries
oh well I am short on brain cells anyways! I think I am going to head to the gym try something new like exercise.. and see REAL PEOPLE!!
OMG!!!!!
Good morning everyone.
JDM, I tried clearing the cashe and it didn't help. Oh Well. I guess I'll have to be like Hearts and rel on all of you guys to tell me my sunflowers are there. Though, I would like to see them. They are pretty.
Happy New Year MK!!! xoxo
Happy new year to all!!!!
to MK and all the DLISTED regulars and newbies: thanks for a fun-filled laughtastical year. this site was a beacon of light during the summer of 2005, when i was toiling away at shitty temp jobs in windowless hellholes, all the while dealing with neurotic bitches who treated me like dirt. i would sit in the corner and giggle to myself like a maniacal idiot, even when getting fired for too much internet usage.
HERE'S WISHING EVERYONE A GOSSIP-FILLED, SCANDALOUS 2006, FOR ALL OF OUR SAKES!!
Happy New Year : )
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