OHMYGOD LOOK AT HIS HAIR! And the jewellery! Good christ, what a hideous mess. She's a fucking train wreck too. Why doesn't she take a year or 25 or? This shit fuck movie already deserves a razzy award.
*I meant a year or 25 off! my bad
Lo: Amen!
He looks like Vinny Barbarino.
she used to always look so 'dewey'...
Eww, check out Marc's face.
Is that Rhoda Morgenstern?
She is looking harsh.
RHODA!?!!! lol!!!
*yuck*
He actually looks less corpse-like with the movie makeup on. Yuk.
Here's what I think about this:
*farts and walks out of the room*
Thanks MK!
the kid is marc's new lover. jlo is kissing his head to thank him for saving her ass from marc.
Man, he's skinnier than a bitch! If he isn't fug, I don't know who is. Well, besides K-Fed and Parisite and HoHan. Okay, I'll shut up.
Marc is Don Johnson meets Aviatar glasses from 1980 and the mullet to match. Hello Marc! Its 2006 not 1986!!!
This is cadaverish-fug, Mouse... There are stages of fug.
Rhoda and Vinny....that is hysterical. Maybe their new movie will be so bad that they will finally go away.
Maybe I'm just hungry right now because I haven't lunched yet, but seeing JLo has suddenly made me wanna get on the 6 uptown to el barrio and get me some cuchifritos.
he looks right out of Saturday Night Fever.. friends with Tony Manero..Yo!
Nellie, while you're up in that chusma. Get me some empanadas.
Miz, there are 6 degrees of fug from Kevin Bacon. I have no idea what I just meant by that, BTW.
These totally look like family photos. These two belong together. They really do make a good couple. Next to him she looks like a beaner. Hey... I can say that.
Well, she definitely has the birthin hips!
Marc looks like a life size rat.
OMG, I love this blog, It first made soooo horney with norton and Walker....then throws in these bitches that I hate so much for me to rip appart. hehehe. No much to say, Chunky butt Assifer Hopez is drinking that bitche's (Marc) blood everyday, and then she's going to make a coat with him, you'll see people.
Mouse, he is so fug he makes KFed a hot bitch. I would rather stick my nose in a steaming pile of dog shit than to have to hit that for the rest of my life.
i am no fan of marc anthony, but i have to admit this is the best i've ever seen him look. almost human, with a bit of, dare i say it, class.
Hopez will use Marc's ass hair to make her eye lashes out of.
I hate her
My fave thing about this post is that MK says "Not to be rude"...WTF - today we have called JLO's hubby a corpse, Ed Norton a fucking prick, Bai Ling a freak, Nick Carter disgusting, HoHan a crackwhore, K-Fed "kind of" hot (that's v. offensive to me), Tom Cruise a freak-a-zoid (okay - not rude at all - an understatement really), Brad pitt a good wife, Mimi a fattie, etc..
YOu are rude MK and that's why I love you. I would have been offended if you wouldn't have mentioned that this kid looks like Sophia's latina cousin on a very diverse Golden Girls episode
I hate him
Hey Nellie! Get me some pasteles, AHORA!!
retraction. those gold chains ruin the whole look.
Dayanara, please don't hold back. It's bad for your karma. Tell us how you REALLY feel.
why can't these two represent the latin community like emilio and gloria did? now those two were hot. i miss them so much.
Yeah, totally---empanadas and pasteles! And I want some arroz con gandules. And even though it's cold, I really want a large dixie cup of coconut icey right now. I doubt there's any icey carts out right now, though.
Masitas de puerco, tostones y platanos maduros. No se te olvide el flan!
Conyo!
Chilito and Cusca.
English, puh-leeze. Indulge my vanilla culturalness. (word?)
mmmmmmm, I want some Arepa con Queso, always been my favorite, platano maduro yummm, OMG we are going to get J-ho's fat ass!! hehehe
Mouse: don't worry, when you come and visit me we'll have empanadas and arepas and chorizos, then off we'll go to ride those horse-dick cowboys.
are these pictures from scenes of the movie? That could be shot like in the 70's time frame? That explains the outfits I think (I HOPE TO GOD)
Dayanara, sounds like a plan. Mouse and Miz and Dayanara eating Spanish cowboys. No clue what that means but it sounds hot. Can FMouie come along? We can't forget him. He can hold the reins.
He's welcome to come mouse, man, we are dirty!!! hehehe.
DANG!!! For all her ooodles of money, she sure is not doing the aging thing well at all! Doesn't she have stocks in Botox or something? If not, she needs to hook herself up
Cannot.stop.laughing.
Daya, we are not dirty. We are filthy and rude and horny, but never dirty. Vibrators for all! Another round, please, cuz Mouse is in da house.
When is she going to learn that you don't do movies OR music Videos with Husbands OR Boyfriends.... He so scary! As my niece would say He's Wusgusting!! ack
Cucumber size for Mouse and me please.hehehhee
Could that kid be Marc's daughter Ariana??? She'd be about 9 or 10 now
Back to reality, J-whore is pathetic!! lol
A really BIG cucumber. Do they have Spanish versions of cucumbers, Dayanara? (I still can't get over yesterday's fishy taco.)
Doesn't that kid in the picture remind you of Charlie from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? He's like a little latino Charlie Bucker. Carlos Bucket.
I thought JLo slathered Creme de la Mer all over her body...I guess that shit's not worth the money or the hype afterall. Aye carajo!
Marc Anthony, soon to be starring in:
The Godfather: Part IV
Tagline: I'm a get Latin on your ass.
Mouse, cucumber is Pepino in spanish, we have Chorizos though, they are a big thick stick of saucy meat, yum, hehehehe
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i arrogantly decided to try out my spanish at my favorite Mexican restaurant. they brought me a plate of God-knows-what and laughed at me the whole time. not a great idea if you don't know what the hell you're doing.
You can anyone keep their food down when this corpse comes into a restaraunt ! Ughhhh. Let alone have sex with him.
Nice pores, jlo.
This movie is starting to piss me off. It looks like it's going to be a Puerto Rican costume ball. Not that there's anything wrong with that...but don't say it's a movie, when it's clearly a costume ball.
hey that looks like herve villashay( no idea how to spell his name)
from
Fantasy Island
I love her. No matter what everyone says she has made it in Hollywood. But she does need more of a man....He needs to eat....
News flash people, these are supposed to be scenes from the movie. The costumes, makeup, everything is inspired by the 70's culture and time. Oh by the way, the kid is really a boy (who plays their young son in the movie). And guys, it's the makeup that is making J.Lo look like that (for the MOVIE).
Okay, I'm not the biggest J. Lo fan in the world but damn, why does everyone insist that she looks SO old?!?!?!? The woman looks like any other 35 or 36 yr. old woman! I think that might be her stepdaughter, too. She was the little girl in her "Get Right" video. I could be wrong but check out the facial bone structure between her and Marc. Looks similar. I hope she leaves that fucking crackhead and gets knocked up by Puffy. That'd be a great 2006.
Her hubby makes me want to hurl until every internal organ I have has been blown across the room.
anon3:45: Oh, you mean the little girl who sang at the end and totally upstaged J.Ho's couldn't-hold-a-note-if-my-life-depended-on-it ass in her own video? That little girl?
I don't think that's her.
I might throw up in my own mouth after I say this--but except for that really big pock mark on her face, J-Lo actually looks kinda pretty.
Oh no you didn't Nee!!!
She has pretty bad skin under all that make up, that makes me feel better.
I KNOW Dayanara! I can't believe I said that shit myself!! Please slap me back into reality. *slaps herself* Never mind-I just did it. WHEW-that was a close one!
jenny from the block looks like like jenny's been around the block!
Yeah, the little girl in "get right" is Marc Anthony's daughter Ariana
shit, i hope the husband is wearing a costume for that 70s movie they're doing 'cuz, if not, that shit is wayyyy OTT.
K-Fed is actually hot, we all just ate him because he's living off of titney.
That kid looks like the young Bubba fat in Star Wars III.
Geezus, you could totally fill that huge pock mark on her face with water and dive in! 
WTF, is that Rosie Perez that she is kissing in the second pic?? WTF!!!!!!!!
MK, dayum, you are so f**king hot since you've returned from your holiday reprieve...I love you man!!
LOL its a chicken pox scar on her cheek. Unfortunate. My momma always told me not to pick at 'em.
I've seen really high quality pictures of her and she has great skin, sorry to say, except for the pock mark, and holes in her ears from multiple piercings.
Thats the 1st time that Chix Pox scar hasnt been airbrushed to my knowledge.
Damn, is it just me , I thought Cris Judd was so fuckin HOT!
I wouldve never left him for the powerdwarf pictured here.
ufff.
Stick a fork in these 2 , they are SOOO Done.
he is a hat away from being father guido sarducci..
I saw on her Fordham Road today in the Bronx, NY and took a second look and it was her!
"Not to be rude, but..." hahaha, MK kills me!
Marc Anthony would be a sure pick if they ever decided to make a non-animated version of The Corpse Bride.
He would play the bride.
That kid looks like he really doesn't want to be there.
El What the Fuck Has Gotten Into JLO? She rebounds from Beniffer into the arms of this skinny creep, who you just know is demanding all sorts of kinky sex after he kisses his knuckle and does the sign of the cross. Did JLO even know his ass when she said si to marrying him? It's like he has her on a tight Latino leash and she ain't going anywhere. And these movies that she insists of crunching out with her lovers. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? This is time that could be well spent knocked up and doing those 'I'm so happy with my baby and my life and my huge lactating jugs' spreads in Hello or OK magazines. Basta. Enough!!!
i hate that bitch.
ps dont wear fur!
Wonder what it's like to be mother to Skeletor? "Now eat your calcium D, sweetums, so your bones will grow healthy and strong."
I think that is a girl with a trashy haircut actually.
And Jenny's husband looks like some creepy goth priest or something.
Looks like one of my old customers from The Normandie Room. *UGH*
(the short one, that is!)
do any of you know, that is is for a movie? the life and story of salsa king Hector Lavoe? research and then comment. The movie takes place in the 70's. Do any of you own a Marc Anthony cd? Marc Anthony may not be studly, but with his angelic voice, you would drop your panties too. Please educate yourselves, before talking out your asses about something you know nothing about. Further more, stay out of thier buisness, she is the one that has to look and love him. They are happy, what's the matter? can't deal with someone being happy. Damn people get a clue!
Anonymous 7:45--
If you read any of the other comments, you would see that some people aren't just talking out of their asses. Of course we all know these pics are for that shitty movie they're making together...and yes, Marc Anthony has a great voice.
He's a good singer but that DOES NOT mean his wife is one also. It is definitely unfair to say she has no talent though...she clearly has that amazing talent that Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson share. They have the talent of being able to convince the world that they are talented and to make money off of people who don't buy it...because we'll read the magazines hoping that their lives were ruined because we hate the fact that they're rich and famous and non-talented.
Anyway, before making a harsh generalization, why don't you get YOUR facts? Why don't you actually read the other posts before you dis them? You make me sick.
Marc Anthony never looked that bad before he married J-LO. He was a small man, but he was always healthy and attractive looking. That is why people ridicule him now. He's lost weight, his face is pale and he always looks sick, or like he's half-dead. He put himself in the limelight when he dumped his wife and kids and married J-LO. He bought all of this on himself.
Movie role or not I still say he looks a reject from the movie Carlito's Way.
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" Please educate yourselves, before talking out your asses"
To who ever wrote this: 1st learn how to spell
2nd of all I listened to his music.It's the same piece of crap that you hear in the elevator.The real Hector lavoe would turn over his grave if he knew "corpse " was playing him
And 3rd .Honey, they aren't really happy it's called ACTING for the cameras.
I hope this movie means the end of Corpse and JHO .GOOD RIDDANCE!
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