Gimme a break, you know he's just get an edgier image.
Thats kinda hot. Finally, he gets a personality!
Her heels, her Daisy Dukes, and leather vest.
yeah...that's pretty gay...
weird. how does he fit into her shoes?
From a post on a different topic:
Anyone see PEREZ get dissed on Page Six today? "January 6, 2006 -- THERE is a reason why Perez Hilton can claim he runs "Hollywood's Most-Hated Web site" - he doesn't even apologize when he gets things wrong. The blogger recently posted bikini photos of a young woman he identified as Sara Moonves, the 21-year-old daughter of CBS chief Les Moonves. Perez also claimed Sara, a junior at NYU, listed herself on Myspace and Friendster looking for fun. All untrue. A CBS spokesman said, "The only thing he got right is her age." Perez told PAGE SIX: "One of my readers sent in pictures and said they were her. It looked like her to me." We're just sorry we ever believed anything on his scurrilous site. "
pretty gay? what the hellll. why would he say that?
I love Nick. That's a little weird, but he did have to put up with Jessica....maybe it was the stress 
I thought he was kidding when he said that!?
Kinky? My version of kink is a bit different.
HA!! what a little bitch, did he like to get spanked and whipped like a little pony, I bet he did!!
"She must have gigantic hoofs"...
MK, you are soooo f**king funny!
Chestica probably has a closet full of Payless Shoes, like diva Starsquach Jones.....Huge man feet need some cheap ass shoes.........
Oh Nick, please don't be so desperate. You have gorgeous eyes and a beautiful body. Now just keep your mouth shut and everyone will love you.
Years ago, when Nick & Jessica were still dating, I read a blind item that they broke up because she found out that he liked to video tape himself with his boyfriends. After they made up and wed, I figured it wasn't true.
I don't think her hoofs are that big, it's more like his are that small. Size 8 I bet. GROSS. You know what they say about guys with small feet.
Nick, I have a whole closet full of high heels. Let's play.
She must have big feet.
ACTUALLY Jessica wears a size 10, which is HUGE for a girl, especially one that is only 5 feet 3in.
Kinky..Oh Nick Nick, I woulda took my heel and twirled it around in your sweet arse til you told me I was your daddy!...Now that's Kinky...Ok, it's a little weird too, but hey...
In that pic, he needs to see a doctor. He has 2 tumors where there is supposed to be a six-pack.
ACTUALLY EM she wears a size 7 1/2 and I only know this because I work for a designer who dresses her from time to time.
EM: those are fucking canoes! A size 10? Sheesh... I'm sure her cooch is that big too.
Oh shit, Dayanara, you are too funny! Up until now I would have hit that, but I no like high heel-wearing men. I think she was so dumb, BTW, that his brain turned to cereal.
Size 10? She's Parisite's foot twin! GUNBOATS!
Boo-
Really? Because on the show she had said it was a 10....hmm....
You know he really liked her size 10 feet up his ass, don't you ? now, that's kinky!! lol
Jessi, what do they say about guys with small feet? They have small shoes??
Oh ew. I can think of much better things to put up his ass!
I bet he does too mouse, I bet he does.
OK I will admit I was a Newleyweds fan and remember during her shoot for Dukes where she's learning to drive the car, she had to get sneakers since she showed up in heels, of course. She specifically asked for a siz 7 1/2 or 8.
I take a bigger size in heels than I do in sneaks.....
Dayanara, I can think of SEVERAL things. HIT IT!
HE IS HOT. I think that she said on Newlyweds that she was a 7 1/2---remember the episode when she was filming Dukes (Yack) and she needed someone's shoes to practice driving in? Anyways, she looks like shit lately--too much plastic surg--looks tranny and fat!
they say guys with big dicks have big feet, and guys with small feet...you know the rest.
I heard that about thumbs. Big thumb = big schlongsky.
I've heard that about man's feet, that's why my Bf wears a 10, yum, it was the first thing I looked at.
Maybe he wears the mules and his heels hang off...
Dayanara - my future slave-boy has HUGE feet and hands. I know your BF is a bid dick, you lucky girl. How you feelin, BTW? Is sitting getting any easier?
Hmm. My husband wears a 12 And I have zero complaints
I meant BIG dick. Need some caffeine over here.
Dayum, Naughty! Less than zero!
Mouse: It isn't that painful now, my cowboy has been sending dirty e-mails all morning, he wants me to wear nothing but white boots tonight, I'll be worse tomorrow. lol
he looks fuckin hot in that photo!
ShaZAM! Do the boots have really high heels? You so totally give him wood. I have a guy friend whom I call Wood Man. We send each other WoodMail and end up horny as jackasses by the end of the day.
was he serious when he said that ??
Mouse: yes, those boots are high, he got them for me on his birthday!! hehehe, we like to send wood mail too, we would like to do it in his boss's conference room. hehehe. naughty boy he is.
Holy SASQUATCH! Jess wears a 10!!!! I'm only 5'5" and wear an 8! Holy shit! I hate to admit it, but thinking of him in heels is a little hot and this picture is hot and now I'm hot....I'm kinda ashamed.
I once did it in the men's room at my old office. Did it on the trading floor, too. Late at night, of course. Didn't want to frighten the cleaning people.
HOly Shit mouse, you are a bad girl.
No man of mine can fit into my high heels. If he can, I've lost interest, if you know what I mean...
LOL LA!
Yeah, daya, but I'm a gooooood bad girl. Watch out slave-boy! I'm coming after ya! HIT IT!
He's not a bad looking guy, but that has to be one of his worse pics ever. MK has a knack for finding them.
I would do him. I wouldn't even care if he knew my name.
I'd do him!!
HOT!!!!!!!!
That is hot, she probably did him while he wore a blonde wig and wore the red heels.
Mouse, you little tramp By the way, you need an avatar. I demand it, you must make it so.
Why Naughty, how nice of you to say. Yep - the lady is a tramp. So not, but it sounds good. I was thinking the same thing. Dayanara and I think a cucumber would be appropriate for my avatar. What does thee think?
You're so funny Why not just go with a Doc Johnson? Why insinuate when you can just get to the point I always say.
There's a pretty blue one with a daisy in Google images AAAhahaha But, a cucumber would be just groovy, too.
That's because you're a fat ho Kellie.
Well now, Anonymous, that's rhuude. Why single out only one of us? I think at least 20 ladies (and possibly gentlemen) out here admitted they would 'do' him. If you're going to insult, equal rights for everyone. IF nothing else, we are all about equality in here!
Anonymous, was that necessary? Kellie said essentially what a lot of other said. We don't come here to bag on each other. We come here to talk smack on the celebs we love to hate.
Okay, Naughty, here comes the ignorance. WTF is a Doc Johnson?
Because maybe the rest of you aren't fat ho's?
Kellie, do you have an ex stalking you out here?
Uh, Mouse, seriously? You're so cute They are the makers of.. um.. toys A variety of battery operated or non-battery operated toys. I thought you would be a connoisseur. Now I feel like I have been outed
A doc Johnson sounds hot MOuse, but with a cucumber shape please.
Naughty V - not to my knowledge I don't but I actually laughed when I read what anonymous said. Oh well! I am sure he will find something better to do soon.
Kellie - like play with himself?
Naughty - Oh, I be a connoiseur of toys, just didn't pay attention to who created them, I guess.
Dayanara - I got one o' those! It's hysterical. It came with a book called "things you didn't know you could do with a cucumber" or some shit like that.
My man wears a 14
Oh my God! That's Pete Burns?!!! I'm utterly shocked! I had no idea...
OMG EM!!!!! that's a monster!! eeeehaaaa!
Mouse: that must be a nice toy, fun fun.
Yes, I vote Mouse gets an avatar! Hiya, babe!!
Actually, I never used it. I'm afraid of it. Bazookas, okay, but that thing is mad scary. I keep thinking it's going to sneak out of the toy chest one night and violate me.
Hearts - what would you suggest? So far the cucumber is way in front. Daya wants me to do a ten foot cuke. On my avatar, I mean. Not......actually, that might be an idea. Have to ponder that. LOL
Nick that's just T.M.I. 
Cuke is hilarious...BTW, if you're gonna do a cuke (I mean, "do" a cuke, not use one as an avatar) wrap that rascal!! Makes a smoother glide!
OMG...I just went into the valley of "TMI!"
And I bet he was wearing tightie whities under those Daisy Dukes.
MizRo said: Her heels, her Daisy Dukes, and leather vest.
Thanks, Hearts! Never would have thought of that. Maybe I should peel the cuke first!
Yes, peel and then scrape the fork lengthwise along the cuke for some really pretty scalloped edges. Yit!
OMG miz and MOuse, hehehehehe, you girls are dirtier than me!!
Oh yit! Ladies, it's been fun but I am leaving to get a massage before tonight. If I can I will log on later, but if not, I'm going to HIT THAT FUCKER!!!!! Details to follow, I guess. If I'm not broken in half. LOLOLOL
Thanks for the tip, Miz...I did a cuke for mr. heartsflowers once. He said he felt turned on and left out all at the same time!
Ok, mouse, Have lots of fun, and ride that puerto rican until his dick melts baby.
Flowers: OMG!! I'm always too scared of it breaking inside, hehehe, that would be really embarrasing!!
Dayanara...
But what a nice story for the ER doctors to reminisce about!
Can you imagine that flowers?..."going into operation, we need to unblock her vagina....there it is, big cucumber that was...you are going to be ok mrs. you'll fuck again soon" lol
^God, that is funny! My brother is a doc, and at the most inappropriate times, he regales the family with horror stories such as this one...like the time a man "accidently" sat on a light bulb!
SAT ON A LIGHT BULB?? that's having an shiny ass!!
Ok - now this is probably gonna scare you girls but, wtf?
My boyfriend and I were playing with this dildo one day and we decided to use the "spiky" attachment. Well, to make a long story short, the attachment did NOT exit with the rest of the toy! Holy yit!!!!
I was not going to any emergency room, and I made that PERFECTLY clear.
We spent 50 minutes trying to get it out! Now, I can laugh about it!!!
LMAO Miz, a friend of my told me she had that problem with a cherry, but wtf? who's stupid enough to put a tiny cherry inside there?? anyway, she bought one of those things doctors use for the pulp test and she got it out with her bf's help, should we buy a pair of those too????
Miz and Day...
I had a friend who had a sausage break off inside...I think you can remove most things without an ER visit...but the light bulb had broken and my bro was picking glass shards out of his rectum!!! *gag*
^Not my brother's rectum but the idiot who did himself with a light bulb!!!
(just to clarify)
So much for giving a little light to the dark hole. lol
I understood you flowers, some freaky pervs in this world man. hehe.
hahahahah!!
Dayanara: a cuke is edible, he'll get that out of you 
no worries!
Now, a cherry is just plain STOOPID!
Hearts: yeah, "accidentally" sat on a lightbulb...
Whose "bright" idea was that?
Stevie Wonder Boy: most DEFINITELY tighty whities under the Daisy's.... Boxers wouldn't fit quite right, and Nick doesn't strike me as the thong type!
manolo, jimmy choo. fuck, he can wear star's payless specials if i can poke him in the pooper.
as for foreign objects in inappropriate places, i met a canadian guy whose dad was a urologist. seems some guy came in with a ginormous swollen dick and said he hadn't peed in 3 days and didn't know why. the doctor took him into surgery, cut open his dick and found a pen cap way up in there. when the guy woke up, the doc was pissed as asked how it got in there and why he didn't tell him about it in the first place. the guy said he was too embarrased. he had been jacking of and wondered how it would feel to stick a ball point pen up his dick. he liked it a lot, but when he tried to pull it out, the cap came off. i'm thinking to get a thing that big up his dick, he must have been sticking stuff up there for years.
HEHEHE, I'm going now, Miz, Flowers, have a great night, I'll log on tomorrow to read MOuse's Big Boricua Cock tales, lol.
God, anon...what an idiot that guy was!! Tell the doctor, even if you die of embarrassment!
Bye, Day baby!
A pen cap?? little sick bastard!!! hehehehe
Ciao, Dayanara! Have a great night, love!
Anon: ewwww!
Heartsflowers: I soooo agree! Like they aren't going to find out?
no connection between shoe size and dick size. i have very small (but meaty) hands and feet for my height (5'10", shoe size 9, but I wear 11's sometimes cuz my feet are so wide). But my dick is much bigger than 95% of guys I've been with (but much smaller than a few freaks of nature i've met). if you want to know how big a guy's dick is, look at his crotch, not his shoes. i know some queens who have been bitterly disappointed by that old wives tale.
and never believe a guy who tells you how big his dick is. they are not lying. they are just deluded. i've had so many men claim to be 8" and then find something much smaller than mine wich is less than 7". twice i've mentioned, "hey, i'm only six or seven inches, how come my dick is so much bigger than you eight?". they tell me i'm really 9 or 10 inches. it's like grade inflation. in the 70's guys would brag about 7 inches. now no one ever admits to being under 8 inches. that's why i'm posting anonymously (:P) if you ever meet a guy with a real 8 or 9 inches, before you fuck him, put your proctologist/gynoclogist on speed dial, and give you best friend a key so he can clear out your porn stash in case you don't make it. you don't want your momma to find that stuff.
Forever Nick and Jessica!
I have said for years
Nick is a WoMAN
a total str8 queen
I can just see him carrying on in the steam room @ Mega Fitness (aka Mega Fagness) in WEHO.
One Twisted sister.
Errr, whatever Nick. That shit wouldn't turn me on. Call me boring... I guess.
Personal experience..had a guy...liked to do some stuff not so legal and would put on girls stuff...hmmmm
He has tiny feet!
And he loves to wear a bra.
what's up with his body in that pic? He looks weird...not fat, but his pecs are all smashed in and his stomach looked odd.
kellie I think your a skinny sex kitten!
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