I am so going to puke now. He needs to be nominated for an oscar if he pulled that shit off!
that is the most disgusting thing i ever read.
hahahaha - She is so vile. Just thinking of her and sex makes me not want to eat all day.
I totally want a Star and Al porn tape "leaked." I'm sorry, I disgust myself too.
Help.
what? somone did bought that shitty book?
Too funny Michael K.
And interesting she say "the first 2 months...". Yeah, that intoxicating sexual connection is all gone because the electric shocks wore off and Gay Al stopped taking the traquillizers.
Barf! That was Big Gay Al's first experience with some big stud that Star had to watch.
I don't even know who this woman is and that story still makes me a feel a little bit sick!
Make her go away. Now.
I'm still wondering how he got his arms around her...
lol, she fucked the Krispy Kreme.
If you keep having Star posts, I will lose my holiday pounds with no problem, because she nauseates the everfucking hell out of me.
kryspi krem coated with cottage cheese!! ewwwww
I read the article on people.com with an excerpt from her book, and she compared her husband's skin to cooked butter. Seriously.
Only she would say something like that. Mooo!!
sounds like she's trying to convince us al isn't gay. not buying it!
Goddam - will people actually buy this garbage? Reading that is even worse that the Pete Doherty video!
I can totally see the 2 of them lying post-coital looking like glazed doughnuts. Thats so so wrong!
Cooked butter is a liquid. Is his skin liquidy? He sounds like a freak or a super hero.
LiquidMan can turn into butter for your corn and stop criminals at the same time.
According to her book they didn't even have sex until they were married!
"The first time he held me in his arms sexually, it was almost frightening because we knew our erotic interest in each other could take over every other thing," Star writes.
"We had an intoxicatingly sexual connection the first two months of our relationship."
What stopped this?
Their pastor urged them to wait until the special wedding night.
"It wasn't an easy decision," Star reflects.
"Al is a beautiful man. He's got the legs of a stallion. He'd be a perfect Ralph Lauren model."
RALPH LAUREN MODEL? BARF!
I'm sorry, what? She had sex with a Krispy Kreme? I'm getting to work now, that's just an information overload for me today.
Besides, Dunkin' Donuts are much better in the sack!
Thanks, I just ate.
Gosh! the visuals! major ick!
And the puzzle pieces begin to fall into place...no sex before marriage for BGA & Star. At least, no man-on-woman sex...
Dayanara, Miz, Hearts and Naughty: EEEWWWW! If seh were the last woman on earth, we'd die of extinction. Or the guys would demand a recount. I lose weight just looking at that Shamu-looking bowser.
I'll bet they had an intoxicatingly sexual connection the first two months of their relationship.... Big Gay Al had to be SHITFACED if he was gonna tap her female ass!
Starsquach sex is something I do not need to read about or f**king visualize....Gross!...You know GayAl did nothing of the sorts with her, she totally was lying on a bed covered with Krispy Kremes and ate herself into ecstacy.....
Star has been named the NEW AOL LOVE COACH !!
How the hell do you 'hold someone sexually'??
I think she meant they both like men and that was their connection; that and the 24" double-header
this is stupid but on the cover there is twice and much black makeup on one eye then the other.. what? they forgot to airbrush them too?
Hi FMouie! Where you been? Starsquatch was caught on the beach reading her own book.
thanks for curbing my appetite!
BLEUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAACH!!!!!! I just barfed all over myself. More like GAL had an "intoxicatingly sexual relationship" with her fucking money and fame.
I think I just threw up in mouth. Good thing I only had drank a Dr Pepper.
How do you get an avatar? I feel like a dee dee deee..
This sounds like a very, very bad romantic novel. Star seems to be working way too hard trying to prove she and Al do it.
this is exactly why people hate her , AL IS GAY!!!!!! she deserves to get juiced for every dime
I don't know...Krispy Kremes are pretty freaking good. I can kind of relate.
Was that cottage chesse or was that really Star Jones legs? FUCKING SICK!!!
Groooooossssssssssssss, Star can you please STFU already, I don't want to have images of Al humping bigfoot....oops sorry, humping you in my head.
dunkin donuts suck. i like krispy creme. somebody send me one right now.
I love Dunkin Donuts!! I miss them so much living on the west coast, I havent's seen one anywhere in CA.
Gross, I got a visual.
These two prolly buy boxes of Krispy Kremes and make their own version of "9 1/2 Weeks", till they come out all raspberry-jellied and boston creme-y. UGH!
LMAO! Who's the fat jemima wearing Ann Taylor old lady clothing?!!
That is diffenitly Krispy Kreme talk.
The name Krispy Kreme makes me want to vomit. I can't hear it without picturing some minimum wage earning baker who's pissed at the world jerking off into the doughnut batter.
Pixiegaf: hey girl!!! Love the new avatar!
sanguinovorous: blood, much?
Thanks Miz 
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Sanguinovorous That is just sick
RRRROFL!!!!!
Intoxicating sex huh? Well give a gay man some crystal, he'll fuck ANYBODY. Although, that shit is going to take a lot of tweak because he'd have to do an orifice search under all that loose skin, ewww.
OH MY GOD
I'm not sure if I want to vomit or laugh really loudly... guh.
star is going to be so happy when she finally loses her virginity, she already has this "erotic" talk down pat...now she just needs to find a straight blind guy for the job! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK YOU POOR BASTARD
Ha ha ha, come on! Sounds to me like Star's read one too many Barbara Cartland novels.
You know, the more I read that statement of Star's, the more frightening it is....picture Star and BGA and the words "sexual," "erotic," and OMG..."sexual connection."
*chills*
vomit
"I read the article on people.com with an excerpt from her book, and she compared her husband's skin to cooked butter..."
--Said it B4 & I'll say it again. We will see Star on Oprah fighting to keep her millions out of Al and his boyfriend's hands. We saw this already with Terri MacMillan (author of 'How Stella Got Her Groove Back.') The truth is that Star has low self esteem. She has been a beached whale with asthma for most of her life. Now with the help of gastric obliteration, she has managed to stop eating long enough to loose weight. She is not exercising and cutting off the extra skin, so she looks like a beached whale a few weeks after it was unable to go back to sea. Al is smart. He sensed, correctly, her low esteem and went in for the whale kill. She has made it clear that she's in charge. He will oblige, like a docile puffer fish, until he shoots his toxin into the crack of her ass and, paralyzed, she can't dive for her wallet. The paparazzi need to tailgate that MOFO til they get a View that Star can't explain.
Oh, and the reference to "skin like butter" is about his lighter skin. Black Americans are fucking crazy about skin colour. Got it down to an exact science. Sherman Williams can't compete. Star, lacking good self-esteem, is trying to highlight the fact that she was able to get her a light-skinned man, thus, bringing herself the respect that her law degree could not, as a beached whale with asthma. Enter, another Terri MacMillan with low-self esteem, money, and a light-skinned boy who likes boys with a girls who likes boys who like boys...
Bitch canNOT fucking accessorize, people. Seriously.
I wonder if Star has ever ACTUALLY had sex? With ANYONE, let alone Big Gay Al. Her description of her and Al's ''lovemaking'' reads like something out of a 1970's era Harlequin Romance novel. It just sounds so phony, like a virginal teenager trying to describe sex to friends at a slumber party. I'm surprised that she doesn't make reference to his ''swollen manhood''!
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