Is she going skiing with those damn fugly glasses??
must be COLD in LA today!!
I cant wait for the album to come out so I can rush to Walmart/Target to buy it.
Ummm. No?
She should do a duet with KFed: PoPoHo
God, she and K-Fed, recording??? It's all just too much.
she's another one that's useless
hahahahaha GG
Pigeon voice? Good one MK! She looks like some kind of insect in those glasses.
Fucking Bird Brain!
Can we just appreciate for a moment that the liscense plate on her Rover is SNFY - Parasite loves the blow so much she put it up in vanity plates...
So if you have enough money to buy recording sessions and pay top dollar for a producer with no shame, you can release your own album? Oh wait, I already knew that. The Simpsons and Lohan did it.
So this year we'll have to put up with her PR bullshit as she promotes both her movie and album. I'm telling you Paris is living the American Dream.
If you can buy a Presidency, why not a music career?
what's snfy?
I assum if means "sniffy"? How do we know that's her vehicle? I can't wait for all the P.R. she gets from her lawsuits!
She looks like a fucking fly, I was really hoping that when she said she would release an album she meant Photo album, man....there is 2006's ear bleeding shit.
Here image has to be worthless at this point SO can we all stop taking pictures and talking about this MORON!!!
I would rather listen to Bai Ling sing if my choices were her, Paris or K-Fed.
Parisite is so fucking assed out, man. Look at her self-involved expression and posture in the nipple pic. Fucker. What in the world was Nicky thinking?
AND if I could spell her maybe my point would have a tiny bit more validty OR maybe not 
Dear god, when is she going to jail?
^lol
Hearts - never, unfortunately.
'Is she going skiing with those damn fugly glasses??'
No but they help cover up a bit those chipmunk cheeks.
I heard some of her song 'i'm screwed' and it's brutal. i also saw the girl who's producing it (a girl from the Go Gos) say that she clearly is an ameture. No matter how horrible it is, we know it'll be remixed into something clubby
peaches, dont forget covering the lazy eye.
I wonder if she thinks going to jail is going to give her street cred and then she will release a rap album?
"I'm screwed"???!!!! yeah, she got that right, bitch.
She can do it with Patrick Swayze and K-Fed.
No, Daya. WE'RE screwed b/c of all of the publicity we'll have to put up with. Fucker.
Dayanara - should I get a cucumber as my avatar?????
LMFAO!!!! MOuse, Yeah, get a ten-feet cucumber as your avatar!! That's my girl.
Maybe I'll take a picture of Rey's dick tonight and use that, Dayanara. But once I get tired of him, I'd have to change it. Cuke it is.
LOL you are on fire mouse, poor slave-boy, he's going to feel what a men-eater pussy is like uh? hehe
Paris is old news. The new babe is Stacy Keibler.
Dayanara, he has so much to learn. Hot as he is, I'm 15 years older. I know my shit and looooove sharing it. Rey the Puerto Rican Slave Boy. He's gonna love my bed. It's awesome.
Where am I? DListed or X rated?
WOWWWWWW Mouse, I know he will love you, you little slut!! hit it baby.
This will be a really great CD -NOT
Daya, I plan to hit it so hard, he'll scream like a bitch. HITTING IT!
Say no to PH album!
We had enough trash in the world already.
Her album must be well and truely horrible this is like teh 3rd year in a row that she is supposed to release the same friggin album. I remember a red carpet interview from YEARS ago when she talked about how she was recording an album (I mean it was way back when she was still just half of the Hilton sisters) AND then the whole MySpace/Storch stuff a few months back. AND there was even a damn release party for the album in like later 2004 - remember all the press for when she set up Heiress records. Really you know this must be totally awful if its your record label and your money and it still takes 21/2 years to make...
Oh shit!!, hey mouse: "what are you gonna do with all ass inside those jeans? I'm gonna make you scream, make you scream!!" hehehehehe, HIt it baby.
Dayanara - My goodies, my goodies, oh hell yes, my goodies! Rowf!
You will hear me all the way up there in the Great White North.
She's not wearing a bra. And she knew the pap would be there to snap her tits.
Pig.
When is she going to pose for playboy?
damn. bitch sure looks different with different clothes on. Bottom pic with the nips, lips and the hips, she looks pretty bangable
FMouie, where is your taste? You'd hit that square-headed freak? EW!
God why doesn't she just go away? She has 0 talent.
Mouse...
OHHH you am the woman!!
chyaa!! I love the female form and her chest is looking very feminie and the lips and teeshirt on her tum=yum
haha. I'm going on personality or attitude, just the body here.
looks better than in other pics
LOVE dem nips!
Oh God, Fmouie, you're such a slut!!! hehe, Bangable??? my ass!!
oopss..i meant NOT on personality
I envision the feel of her hips and waist in my hands and that's where I get the wood. You can see the convexity (?) of her hips under the tee and I like that.
Fmouie loves his Parisite(s). 
I want to kick this bitch in the crotch. Again and again. Nothing has changed.
yep. slut. no doubt.
MixRo...
Just make sure my balls aren't in the way first.
thank you.
I'll hold you off the ground so you can use both feet, Miz.
FMouie - you hooch! Man, I'd cry if I had small boobs. Hers are fug.
Even though I think pigeons should be forced into extinction I am offended that you would disrespect them like that.
FMouie, if your balls are so big that they'd get in the way of Miz's feet, we need to talk, baybee!
she has those fake inserts with the thick nipples!!! her boobs arent that big, she barely fills an A cup!
I'll go with mizro, and yeah, she's got no ass or tits, my life would be very sad without my trunk and my tatas, hehehe.
Fake inserts? WTF?
Dayanara, are you like me? If I used any kind of inserts, I'd look deformed! Mine are big enough without that shit!
That is a Joke, and i am not going to laugh for it because its scary
mmm
I could def sense mammalian magnificence in the room! Dayanara, and Mouse..what's say we have a 5some? WOOHOO!! 
LMAO Fmouie, MOuse: I guess I'm like you, I'm a 36 D, very proud of them
You still coming to Dayanara's with us, FMouie? You can hold the reins when we hunt for the cowboys after eating the Spanish food. Dunno about Daya, but I be a D-cup. Never had a kid so I avoided sagging. Not that I am saying Daya has that problem, just saying I don't. Way TMI, right?
Me, too, Daya. Happy with what I got. And I had a reduction back in the day.
Oh no Mouse, I don't have that problem, they were actually smaller b4, I was a C and after my kid I'm a D, I didn't brest feed, so they didn't sag, I think they look pretty good, don't know in 10 years or so, i'm planning on having 2 more kids. ok, TMI.
Maybe by the time you're done having kids, you'll be an EEE!
OMG!! no way, not sure about the kids now though, It took me a while and a lot of work-out to get back to my Janet Jackson look. hehehe.
Daya, wish me luck. Or maybe wish Rey luck. Do you log on at the weekend? Cuz I KNOW you want details.
Rey? Reynaldo?
Mouse: do you know his full name?
*He said: I am full-blood Boricua* (Christina Aguilera)
I am a C cup: but my cup runneth over.
as if anything she does she takes seriously. she's just doing this shit cuz she's bored and because she has the money to. there is so much talent out there, but the people don't have the money to get into a recording studio, and yet in walks this crab-fest to make crap music. it's so not fair.
OMG mouse, I will log on tomorrow, you're gonna have to tell me how big it is, have fun baby.
Miz, yes. Reynaldo. Why dost thou enquire?
My boss just gave me something to proofread. This is my last day here, for fuck's sake!
Mouse..
hell YEAh! I'm there. I'm stretching my hands and exercising my lips and tongue as I szzpeakkkk
Reynaldo is very Cuban - my biological fathers' name is Reynaldo. I knew it!
Go to work, get out of there, and fuck Rey stupid!
I'll log on tomorrow afternoon, too!
Mouse: dont forget to call him PAPI when you're doing him, hehe, latinos like that....most of them.
Mouse!!
Dayum hun!! save the details for monday for me! I love vicarious sex!
MOuse is fucking a boricua tonight!!! FUN FUN FUN! lol
I HATE this girl! All she does is run around spending her family's money all day long. What a total shallow idiot she is.
Please make this shit stop! I'm so tired of her freaking face, its everywhere--I feel like she's stalking me. I'm going to sue this ho for emotional distress. Someone kidnap this bitch and drop her off in Iraq with pages of the Koran as pasties. Hopefully she'll piss someone off enough to get bombed before opening her mouth, cuz if the Iraqis realize she's from here, those WMD's are hitting NY really quickly out of extreme vengence. And I wouldn't blame the mofos, b/c we manufactured this evil shit! Paris Hilton is a straight dirty bomb, diseases and all!
Wow, she finally got bigger glasses than Richie. She must feel so accomplished.
And "working on her album" is code for "blowing Cockroach Storchman".
she is fugly, way better looking women out there....I don't gei it, she is nothing special to look at.
I think ellaoy is right on the money. I don't know if they are the "curves" artifical breast inserts (I swear to God I just saw them in an ad! lol!) But I think she is wearing Elton John-ish glasses to detract from the fact that she's had a little cosmetic work done. However, she couldn't resist going braless. They aren't so bad, not like Tara Reid's. But she really is nearly flat chested irl, so these puppies are NOT all her!
She has been threatening to release an album for the past two years.
We've had to make due with sex tape after sex tape.
When will this CD release be available in only the finest sex shops straddling the Mason-Dixon line?
I so can't wait for this wench to get old and fat so we can stop talking about her. She is proof that money is all you need to be famous in America and the only real talent needed is to be caught on video having sex.
I think she put on a little weight maybe and gained a little boobage, either way she looks better with some meat on her bones
Why the hell is she making an album anyway? It's not like she needs the money, or the fame. Oh wait, maybe she's got something really important and meningful she wants to tell the world. She's doing art for art's sake! Wow, a true artiste!
Oh and don't hate me because of, but she looks kinda hot in the 3rd pic.
brent, i was kinda thinking the same thing. however, this bitch makes me sick. and it's not really fair to struggling artists out there who are really talented, but will never have a shot at a big-time music deal. these shameless producers could make my grandma sound great, but that's not the point.
I was telling my mom about her in the Kevin Smith movie and she spazzed out. Then she said, "Why would anybody hire her?"
I said, "I don't know"
Then we were quiet for a minute or so and my mom was all, "I would hire her just to make fun of her, to her face, the whole time."
I totally agreed. That'd be fun. Everyday for, like 3-4 months, yeah she'd get paid, but you could verbally beat the shit out of her the whole time! Whooooooo!
Mike I feel the same way about struggling artists too. But nowadays I'd rather be indie than mainstream. You get less money but A LOT more respect, IMO.
AAARRGH! Serena, you just made me realise! She, (well, her family) has so much money, she'll never get old or fat! She's invincible!!!
What the hell? All of a sudden she has 34 As...as opposed to her uaual mosquito bites.
take a look at her ear in the 2nd pic... it's really small and looks squished! doesnt it??
Those glasses are the absolute limit. I used to buy cuter stuff at Woolworth's with my weekly allowance.
GodDAYAM.
Millions are going down the draaaaain......
Aly your mom is a genious. And Kevin Smith is gonna extend the joke, remember when he was on "Joey" mocking Cereal Box Head Affleck? Expect him on a sitcom in a while talking about getting a performance out of Parasite.
And I agree this slut changed her implants - those itty bitties were fakes already. Now she went Gwen Stefani size. Give her sometime and she'll slowly creep up to Tara size.
Paris is hot.
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