whore.
She has clothes on, why is she still holding up her boobs? Those suckers are big already, there is no need to push them together.
Maybe Angelina Jolie can play Jordan. They made her boobs look huge for Lara Croft.
I lOVE JOrdan. Save Harvey!!!!
Michael K and I will co-produce the movie, but only if we get to keep Harvey whne filming stops.
So basically, she is putting out a porn movie, with cameos of her children sprinkled throughout, oh goody.
Why can't this PUTA just get out of my sight?? Why did she even become famous?? Are her boobs going to explode someday??? Is it true that she can take 3 cocks and a cell phone up her pussy at once???
My name is Jordan and I like to squish my stank fake boobies together and attempt to look sexy.
was she in that porno?
Did she really drink and drug thru her pregnancy?? Anyone??
The cast:
Pete Burns or Britney Spears = Jordan
Kevin "Spears" = Peter
The Rock = Harvey
The Olsen Twins = Her moneymakers
Seriously. I don't understand why she's always pushing her breasts up to her neck.
HAHA The Rock as Harvey. I fucking love it!
She looks particularly ugly in this pic - the bottom of her face looks Cro-magnon.
She speaks like an ignorant redneck with a second grade education.
MK- Where do you think they will get fake paste on tits big enough for the lead?
Well whoever they get to play her, it won't have to be someone with any talent. Sure can't be hard to play a mind-numbingly stupid skank-whore with no depth. There I said it.
Chestica would be perfect. Jordan looks borderline-challenged in this pic.
Tell me why I should care. No, really. I'm quite confused as to why you post gossip items about this woman.
"Tits for Brains"?
That is if brains were made of rocks. Hers look so hard they make me wince.
Chick-a-boo, cause she is a hot mess.
VapidVoyr I love your casting, but I want Gary Coleman as Harvey.
who the fuck is jordan!
can some1 please tell me who Jordan is...
Jordan is a British publicity whore. She has ginormous tatas, likes to party and has a disable, mentally challenged child named Harvey. She's famous for being a slut that takes her clothes off for $ and saying stupid s***. A "model" if you will.
And she likes to stick cell phones up her cooter, and she is Posh's mortal enemy. And she is queen of the chavs. To know what a chav is, go to http://www.chavscum.com
Is her way of speaking ("I done the cover of that") some sort of regional British thing or is she just a moron? Or both?
I can't speak for the British, but I'm pretty sure she's just a moron.
I had just got this in my mail and was getting ready to send it to you MK when I saw you already posted it.
POLTERJUGS!
" i must increase my bust"...she needs to stop saying that
I bet 70% of the movie is all about her monstroobs. (monstrous + boobs)
I hate the bitch but love how everytime MK posts about her all the jealous women go nuts!
Love yourself and walk with confidence, even if you are flat chested.
I'm flat chested and I love the hot mess that is Jordan. Not as much as I love Bai Ling though - maybe cause her tits are smaller? Nah it is because Bai is more fun.
wow , she looks like Vanessa Williams in this pic a little.
Who's jealous? Please!
I would not be her/look like her/want anything of hers/ even if you paid me.
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