Please stop with the bathing suits, no matter how much weight you lose! AAAH!
star in a two-piece? God help us all
She puts that shit on, Mouse's head explodes. Nuff said.
Armageddon, Star Jones-style.
My neighbors used to live in the same building as Big Gay Al when he was single -- and he is just that, Big Gay Al
total fucking barf-o-rama
Star on her weight: "I will not be the poster child for a particular method," she says. "Only your doctor can tell you what will work for you. I think maybe the two-piece is coming out this summer!"
Isnt this illegal? I refuse to believe in Plasticwood that you can look like this and even THINK of going out in a two piece. And I wonder if it's her bathing suit or big gay al's?
God, Star! Al is gay! Get over it!
Wear a two-piece, Star! Turn every other man gay, too!
"Wear a two-piece, Star! Turn every other man gay, too!"
LOL heartsflowers!
Does anyone watch The View? I caught in the dr.'s office this morning and Star Jones is VILE. She is so full of herself and so flipping annoying! She looks like some sort of oversized creature from outerspace.
LOL Hearts! Wa-Hoo!
If she starts wearing a two piece I'm going to beg someone to stab my eyes out so I don't have to see.
Fuck.
If Star Jones contemplating wearing a two piece isn't a terrorist threat I don't know what is. Has the Dept of Homeland Security been notified?
Nasty - LOL
haha nasty
Good one Nasty!
She already wore the 2 piece...pics are somewhere on the web.
Salesgirls of the world! It is your solemn duty not to sell a bikini to Star Jones. The fate of the world is in your hands!!!!
two piece???? OMG, somebody please ban her from doing this to us!!!we should make a praying chain or something to prevent this.
why does she think it's ok for her to wear a 2 piece bathing suit??
wait... why does she think it's ok for her to wear a 1 piece bathing suit??
she has no business in a bathing suit.... period .....
I haven't had the pleasure of reading Ms. Jones' new book does she discuss Al's love of being fisted?
I can't believe that people are actually buying that book.
Ever see her scowl at the guests on The View but as soon as a black guest comes on, she's all "Hey girlfriend!!"
I hate that bullshit...
the woman was obviously desperate for a husband.
Oh crap! She's on Dr. Phil today. I'm sure she's hoping all his listeners buy her book. ARGH!
Cokemonkey - yes! that's why i hate her.
Please, I implore you not to post any more photos of Star Jones. I want to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive.
You would think Barbara Walters would straighten that Star Jones bitch up a pace or too. I thought it was my imagination/hatred of her!!
Star should only be allowed to wear a two piece if the two pieces are both mumuus. Or a sweater and sweatpants.
Star is Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
"One day we would read in the press that Al was out gallivanting with a bunch of women"
ah...no. I don't think we've EVER read he's been out with women. Cruising the bath houses, yes.
Also, she won't be a poster child for a particular method because whoever did her gastric by-pass won't met her price. In fact I'm sure the surgeon never even offered her a price. So she's not talking.
There should be a scar from surgery even if its lap. If she does shimmy into a bikini we can get out our specs and look for those scars. Proof positive.
I imagine a large woman, looking like a pile of brown lumpy pudding frollicking on el playa in a bright two-piece with a matching thong, her gay husband faithfully lapping by her side...and I want to either go blind or throw up.
I bet she throws u pevery morning when she looks at herself in the mirror.
Can someone please put her on a shuttle to MARS.
Uhhhh, I never ever, EVER heard that shit about Big Gay Al gallivanting with a bunch of women. And as far as her being a poster child for a "particular method" of weight loss--She's skinny on top with a big ass gut, a stretch-marked flat ass and cellulite-ridden legs. I'm glad she recognizes that her "particular method" didn't work and that she looks fucked up and shouldn't be giving advice to ANYBODY. About anything.
if he is the perfect ralph lauren model than i am that much closer to being the new face of versace. gross.
NONONONONONONONONONONO!!! PLEASE GOD NO!!!! PLEASE DON'T LET HER COME OUT IN A BIKINI!
She is disgusting.
I confess, i would so bone Star Jones.
I want some of what she's smoking...cause there is no way in hell I'd wear a 2 piece looking like that. And who does she think she's foolin..she knows her husband likes the ding dong as much as I do (which is alot).
Oh SHIT!..If I see Starsquach in a f**king two piece bathing suit at the beach, I will promptly return to my car and get my harpoon gun out and go shoot her fat jello ass into next year.......
She is such a self-centered, flap-jack faced, fugly ass cow..... btw, is she still the spokeswhore for the prestigious Payless Shoe Store Chain?
Her face reminds me of Nicole Richie's. No?
It's strange how so many beautiful women out there don't have enough confidence, but then you take someone like Star and wonder where she got all of her confidence?
I wonder if Star will have a threesome with Al & his boytoy to save their marriage.
On Al's passion: "My man - he's passionate ... Al is passionate about some textures - he loves the feel of cashmere."
Yeah he loves the texture of a man in his ass. I can't wait Al to come out the closet and take half her money
^wakka 3, Oh hell not Nicole Ritchie, more like Tori Spelling.... 
Oh Hell NO, Starsquach is wearing a two piece in that caption this pic in the post above.....Shit, I am off to get my harpoon gun......
yuck yuck yuck. She is a bug eyed scary alien. AND I hate that she is a lawyer, makes me regret law school! Well, I regret law school for many other reasons. I hate lawyers. he he.
Oh GOD, please kill this woman or zip her mouth before she kills me
Why does this fat bitch think anyone cares about her sex life?
Genevieve...
Thanks for pointing out Star is in a bikini--I have now thrown up about 5 times and no longer have any toxins in my body.
I don't give a shit what she looks like, my problem is that she a self-centered bitch who thinks she can flaunt her pseudo-happiness in everyone's faces because she finally found someone to marry her fugly ass. People who are really happy don't try to convince everyone of that fact by pimping a totally generic book about her "perfect" life. Fucking witch. I laugh in the face of your happiness!
Oh, and one more thing. She needs to just give up trying to become the next Oprah or some shit, because no matter how hard she tries, she is just NOT LIKEABLE! Nobody likes you Starsquatch...GO AWAY.
Geneviève
Yo mama! Get that harpoon Captn Ahab and shoot that whale. Think of all the lantern oil we'll make from it.
(no animals were harmed in the making of this comment)
Just the thought of the 2 of them having sex makes me bleed from the eyes.
Anyone who has to defend their sex life and talk about it as much as she does, obviously has a lot to cover up. 
Nee, sorry, but I totally went blind when I noticed it myself...cool to rid those toxins from your body though...
Violet..girl, that shit is FUNNY!...I would NEVER harm an animal, ever, but I would totally make an exception in the case of Starsquach!
"I confess, i would so bone Star Jones.
BingaBongo | 01.06.06 - 2:19 pm"
You mean, beat her ass with a bone?
"With all of Star's extraordinary accomplishments, she realized none of it mattered without true love.." Will someone please tell me what the fucking "extraordinary accomplishments" are-- unless the fact that nobody has actually succeeded in removing the human stain that she is counts as an extraordinary accomplishment. I think it might.
her pussy smells
Just admit is bitch you man is GAY!
A perfect two piece for Star would be a nylon tarp and a plastic bag!
Who's Star Jones?
For REAL sofecking! Extraordinary accomplishments? I can think of thousands of people with extraordinary careers that don't have to TELL everyone how great they are! Getting a Payless contract, publicizing your tacky wedding, and flapping your jaws on the View do NOT equal extraordinary accomplishments, I don't care how many ghost written books you have out! (insert sarcastic grunt)
If that bitch goes near a two piece I'm moving to Bahrain
^sofeckingloverly & StoneyBaloney....OMG, you both are my HEROES today!...You both are totally spot on!....You rock!
You rock too Genevieve! Kisses!
Elvis, you are a lucky bastard. You don't wanna know. Just forget you ever saw this post, and forget about her. You'll be so much happier than all of us.
Okay someone please tell me why we care anything about Star Jones? What is she famous for? The View? Other than that I can't think of anything. Please help me other than her name there is nothing star like about her...oh yeah her ego too.
^StoneyBaloney, Awwww, thanks!
This sham marriage disgusts me.
FYI, it's LA playa, not EL playa. Ensenas espanol chica.
please no two piece star, I don't think I could imagine you looking worse than you already do in the one piece!!! Please refrain from going to the beach ever again in your life!!!
She meant two-piece as in two pieces of chicken and a biscuit...available at any KFC, Popeye's, Church's Chicken.
Pick your poison.
oh believe us star you are not a POSTER CHILD for anything except the "before" picture for just about every imperfection known to man!!! LMAO she's dilusional
"gag"
You know she's gonna be demanding freebies from Ralph Lauren for that shout out!
God help us all- Star Jones is on Dr. Phil right now giving ADVICE to others... Fat Jokes aside (Sorry Guys, I don't care for them), she is a racist woman. When there are black guests on "The View" or when they are discussing a black person she has nothing but praise. If Jack the Ripper were black she would find a way to justify his behavior. She is a total name dropper- talking about how she calls Donald Trump, etc. I JUST FUCKING HATE HER!!! Not to mention that I find it interesting that she isn't willing to divulge how she lost her weight. To me, that means she had her stomach stapled, but doesn't want others to know. And usually when there are "gay rumors" floating around, there is something to it. I have never heard him speak, but am looking forward to it as I am convinced he sounds like Mike Tyson.
OK the way I feel about Starsquatch is equivalent to the way Mizro feels about TomKat. Check it:
" I despise these two with the heat of 1000 suns. I don't care if they jump off the Eiffel Tower, if they drown at sea, if they are shot by a fugitive, if acid is thrown in their faces, if... I think you understand me!"
still lmao at that one!
Even fat, this woman has such a high opinion of herself,and you know when u cant keep your mouth shut.......she will fall hard when your cahmere loving,Fire Island vacationing hubby....kisses and tells in his book.Oh and who the fuck is celibate like a couple of 42 year old virgins?Bull&^%$
Starsquatch?!?!?! Oh my God, that's funny! ROFL!!!!!!
The two-piece will be when her blubber belly busts out of the too small one piece and just flops over. Voila - Instant Bikini!
LOL Breakdown I think you have her all figured out, at least her figure figured out
MK, I just want to say you are the funniest m-f on the entire online gossip circuit. Perez might have his mug everywhere but you are infinitely wittier and wiser. Seriously, I freaking love you. If you take away this site, I'm gonna die! (I might die anyway after seeing Starbursted in a bathing suit...)
wrinkled wrinkled little star...can i lend you my gaydar?
"She meant two-piece as in two pieces of chicken and a biscuit...available at any KFC, Popeye's, Church's Chicken."
hehehe.
and mrs. winner's.
not the two-piece star... maybe next summer, huh?
HELL NO to the two piece.
Just keep her locked in the house.
"those legs of a stallion have come in handy when he has to..."
-Kick the Stars outa her ass, as she lunges at his boyfriend...
-Kick the lawyer's office door down for an emergency meeting...
-Give a horseback ride to the cop holding his restraining order against Star...
-Jump over Star as she snaps a long whip at his subservient ass...
Any other ideas?
is stallion the name of a gay porn company?.
We won't blow up, we'll implode.
she has to brag about how great he is to convince herself she's not married to a gay man.
Here she is in the 2 piece.
http://www.concreteloop.com/ arch...n_the_beac.html
Star can be summed up in one word:
DELUSIONAL!
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