She looks so nasty in that screen cap, especially nasty.
Damn, it's been a fug day here a Dlisted!!
Holy Shit - You are obssessed today. That is OK. Once in awhile I go off on something, usually food or porn.
She has a lot of fucking nerve.
Please don't feel the need to expose a thing that is a joke already. Anyone with half a brain realizes this bitch is about a z list... whatever the fuck. She's black... a woman... a lawyer... Big fuckin' deal. Yawn. The American media machine churns out another turd for the ignorant masses. Sad thing is the bitch probably banks millions.
This is such a joke. Does anyone know how she became famous? How did she get on TV in the first place? I am puzzled.
God help us all- Star Jones is on Dr. Phil right now giving ADVICE to others... Fat Jokes aside (Sorry Guys, I don't care for them), she is a racist woman. When there are black guests on "The View" or when they are discussing a black person she has nothing but praise. If Jack the Ripper were black she would find a way to justify his behavior. She is a total name dropper- talking about how she calls Donald Trump, etc. I JUST FUCKING HATE HER!!! Not to mention that I find it interesting that she isn't willing to divulge how she lost her weight. To me, that means she had her stomach stapled, but doesn't want others to know. And usually when there are "gay rumors" floating around, there is something to it. I have never heard him speak, but am looking forward to it as I am convinced he sounds like Mike Tyson.
boy would i LOVE to hear what Joy Behar's take is on star's latest media blitz....that'd be some good shit, you know those bitches despise each other!
Oh Jebus, I wish Big Gay Al would just hurry up and pull the whole Terry McMillan husband on her ass. And then she'll start eating again and explode. Literally.
I'm actually doing the Star Jones workshop right now. (I have no life) My favorite part so far: The quiz where one of the questions is "What do you if your man doesnt have a credit card? Stay or Run? Apparently Run is the correct answer. I'm seriously dying laughing. This is so unintentionally funny.
I love you MK 
fuck her and the hamburger she rode in on!
At least she isn't wearing a bathing suit here! Trying to find something positive in all this....
MK, Thank you so much for making me laugh all day. You rock man.
-Star Jones is out of her mind, Her hubby is gay and now she is helping the ladies helping finding gays, lol.
Alana - Are you kidding me?! That is fucking hilarious.
Alana: Good luck lol,I might do that too
damn I CANT STOP LOOKING AT HER NASTY NECK!!!
OMG Alana are you fucking KIDDING me? My man doesn't have a credit card, and I am PROUD of him!
I am embarassed to say this, but I was watching the View this morning and Star was TOTALLY gushing about her crap book. Then she let it drop that she was so proud of the fact that her and Big Gay AL never had any sex before their marriage! Pfft! Please! You two ain't ever done it, EVER
Ha ha ha ha. Ok, I'm on Star overload.
Did anyone see the excerpt from her book about her and Al's sex life? She was going on about how great it was and how he has the legs of a stallion..he's no stallion he's a jockey...ass jockey that is!!!!
She said that for two months they were all over each other, and then went to a member of the clergy and he sugested they abstain until marriage.
I am in the middle of her workshop right now and I turned the sound off because I couldn't listen to her voice any longer. Seriously.
When she talks, it looks like her facial features are trying to escape off her face.
who put King Kong in a suit?
"Go looking for such a man in places where you want to end up together. For example, if you love sports as I do, then you should hang out at sporting events where like-minded men will be found, and where you wish to be found after you meet the guy of your dreams."
IS she fucking kidding?? That bitch can't run.
She can run to the kitchen...
This is ridiculous. The quiz asked when you should get intimate. The only choices were a couple of months & years. What about a couple hours?
Couple of minutes?
couple of drinks?
Okay, now I am cracking myself up, along with the rest of you-
this whore will do anything for a buck !
So these revelations came to her now? When she's 50? Where was she looking for men before?
MK, thank you so much for making this Star Jones' friday! I am repulsed and fascinated at the smae time!
She also suggests that everyone should get a prenup.
"Every woman, especially a woman with financial resources of her own, should expect to create a prenuptial agreement with her potential husband. It protects you and your relationship."
Protects from what? I don't plan on marrying a gay man.
I thought I was the only thinking about How about “couple of HOURS and MINs” I am not alone then. That bitch has no life. And her eyebrows are fucked up like her body.
Also, one of the questions was about what STAR would want you to do!!! I couldn't make it all the way through either. It was even worse than I thought.
I HATE it when some obese pig who never got laid,gets a gastric bypass and mysteriously loses a hundred fucking pounds with NO effort,finds a man(gay no less) and has to write a fucking book giving ME advice?
Because her life is so perfect....go on with ya bad self Miss Star.....your day will come when your husband falls in love with his real 'soulmate' and baby it wont be you!I have no plans,I can wait for this!
She is so hypocritical, can't stand her.
I believe the credit card question is in Chapter 4...I'm going to check again. (if i can stomach it)
She should know that her man is NOT "the one" when he has cum residue in his mouth and a sore ass.
....stupid bitch
Star Jones is the first person Ive ever seen to lose weight & actually look worse.
all the nastiness she spews is showing up in her face.
Remember your gag warning MK is a prerequisite anytime you show a pic of Starsquatch.
What a skank.
I'd totally snatch her man for a weekend of fun @ the baths.
Section 5: Dealbreakers
Question 1: What should you do if your man doesnt have a credit card?
a) Dont worry about it
b) Run
I said "Don't worry about it" for that question. INCORRECT!
"does he press your hot buttons? no..not the buttons that makes you hot.."
i just died inside a little bit.
That's ten minutes of my life that I won't get back.
And call me a slut, but I was looking for another choice on the "couple of months or couple of years" options myself.
are you fucking kidding me?
Geez, she marries one gay dude to marry and now she's an expert?
She has no business advising people about love, other than telling them that she bought Al off of sexuallyambiguousdudesthatwillthrowtheirlivesawayo
nahagifthey getpaid.com
I think that Star is a really ugly person on the inside so she will never be beautiful on the outside...she is such a hater on "the view"...when I watched it...which I refuse to do anymore.
Forget the fact that it took this heifer over 40 years to hook a man; she now sees herself as some kind of guru when it comes to love. The audacity of some people.
God that is the WORST photo of Starsquatch yet
She looks like the countergirl @ KFC told her her value meal coupons have expired
She is just....WRONG
On so MANY levels
Eww.
Thanx for Fugly Fridays MK you have started a new trend
She looks like Nicole Richie in the face. But the polar opposite of Nicole Richie's body. Gawd, she is almost more ridiculous than parasite, k-fed, and chestica combined, and ugly as sin.
And you know she must fart like a bear.
Hell Yeah she does! And growl like one during "sex".
NICOLE RICHIE??? Are you wearing your glasses?
I just meant her bug eyes and snarly lips. And that's it!
Whenever Al is actually in her bed, he must cry himself to sleep as she dutch ovens his ass, the smell must be deadly. Personally, I think I would rock in the corner in the fetal position.
I'd be better off taking relationship advice from JHo than this bullfrog eyed gorilla. So desperado to get her princess wedding that she settled for a Fire Island flamer. Pathetic.
LOL anon, I bet she actually has a dick.
hey,
i tired of people (not just u all), hating on star.
i am not a star fan myself, but i don't understand why everyone hates her, are u jealous that he is a very sucessful, educated black women making a mark in this racist world.
she does not drink, take drugs, and she is not thin as a broom, who is in hospital every other week.
john no jealousy here Woman is a vile, annoying major name dropping fake ass famewhore that's all.
oh john. you're so silly.
THEY are showing her on tv again, i see why? but she is a diva, she tells u so, and she is happpy and fulfilled better finds yours, and stop hating on her.
Couple of minutes, couple of drinks??
Or in his case a couple of dollars!
What's wrong with anal beads?
John-
This is why I hate Star Jones...
"God help us all- Star Jones is on Dr. Phil right now giving ADVICE to others... Fat Jokes aside (Sorry Guys, I don't care for them), she is a racist woman. When there are black guests on "The View" or when they are discussing a black person she has nothing but praise. If Jack the Ripper were black she would find a way to justify his behavior. She is a total name dropper- talking about how she calls Donald Trump, etc. I JUST FUCKING HATE HER!!! Not to mention that I find it interesting that she isn't willing to divulge how she lost her weight. To me, that means she had her stomach stapled, but doesn't want others to know. And usually when there are "gay rumors" floating around, there is something to it. I have never heard him speak, but am looking forward to it as I am convinced he sounds like Mike Tyson."
Seriously, and I am not one of those people popping off for effect. She is truly an obnoxious, ego-maniac.
these are by far the funniest comments I have ever read..please go back and read them all I can't stop laughing D cup..LOL....OMG !
Anonymous 7:28 you said it perfectly
she is a total bore !
Thanks Katie.
how could anyone fuck that ........ FACE.............. 
Yes, Why is she famous??!!
John, take the love test, watch the View for a week, & then see how you feel about her.
She's up there in the death group for me. Her, CarrotTop, and CZJ.
And yes, I tivo "The View" daily (I like the hot topics), (Hey, I am a woman in my late thirties... The O.C. just doesn't cut it for me). And I am about to watch it right now (Can't wait- I got my People Magazine in the mail today and GUESS WHO is on the cover). So I am sure she will be gushing all over herself. And I could go on and on and on... there are just so many things that bother me about this woman, on so many levels...
"are u jealous that he is a very sucessful, educated black women making a mark in this racist world"
Has anyone ever noticed that whenever we hate on anybody here, there's always the person who uses l33t speak and says we are just jealous?
I'm still trying to wrangle up a reason why I'm jealous of Parasite. Nothing yet....
John I dont think people are hating on Starsquatch because she is Black.
Y'know yeah, she is rich successful & Black, but , sorry, that aint cuttin it for me.
It used to be enuff to have "tokens" in the media ,now you actually MUST stand for something. Star is just a dipped in chocolate version of the usual money fame whore bags that validate the shallow Hollywood Manifesto. Comprende?
I mean Condolezza Rice is a sucessful Black Woman also. But, at what cost? An illusion of wealth & power , allowing herself to be used as a mascot & pacifier to keep Black folk off of Bush's sorry ass. God I despise that suck ass Aunt Jemima shucking & jivin for the most Satanic shitfucks to walk the planet since Hitler & Co.
and NO Star Jones is not ALWAYS nice to Black people . Her & the rest of those veneomous fishwives on The View were out and out cunts to RuPaul, forcing him to walk out and not return.
Whew, I need a long walk & some fresh air.
God Michael K!! Stop the insanity!!!....Starsquach's face here has totally f**ked me up and I no longer desire to live (kidding!! hahaha!)......Fugly Fridays have been defined by THREE postings of Starsquach Jones, I think you have set a new record MK.....
Stand, so I guess you didn't vote Republican?
Oh Kee Riest! more Starzilla coverage on ABC's 20/20 her daytime bitchfest show's station trying to do damage control much? go away Starsquach.
i just saw her "making over" someone on that awful dr phil show...as if!
There is something seriously wrong with her head. Too round? Too big? Not sure.
This woman was sitting there being interview on 20/20 and just showed her true ugly colors as she refused to answer questions about her body fat reduction! Come clean once in your life and be truthful about your weight loss and the man in your fanantical life.
" She thinks it's perfectly normally that your man wants you to use anal beads on him.
"
ROFL! She's one wickedly scary bitch!
I have just one comment . . . there are also plenty of white women in Hollyweird who are married to faggots. Should I list them for you?
Whoever stated she is a racist is correct- - A RACIST IS ONE CONCERNED WITH ONE'S OWN RACE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
I also don't think people are annoyed with her because she's Black. On Black oriented blogs like ConcreteLoop, and Young,Black and Fabulous she's made fun of just as harshly. Being an aesthetically challenged, freebie-grubbing, phony, unfortunately shaped, prima donna in marital denial has absolutely nothing to do with race or ethnicity.
education, career, and financial success doesn't make people likeable.
While Star is annoying the masses by pushing her odd figure and bogus marriage down our throats, Al is off somewhere climbing the ladder to suck Cecil.
I do not think there is racism in Start’s topic. I do not hate black people, but I hate Star Jones because she is annoying whereever she goes she acts stupid. She thinks she is all this and that, and talk shit. Blah blah … Bitch Must be shut up.
Star Jones is a complete fake. i'm glad that she is a successful black woman in this business, but she's as fake as the rest.
"I have just one comment . . . there are also plenty of white women in Hollyweird who are married to faggots. Should I list them for you?...
Anonymous | 01.07.06 - 1:37 am | #"
OH GOD, YES!
While you're at it, how the hell old is Catherine Zeta Jones? I've heard from 35 to 45. Damn!
please she does not give a shit about anyone but her ugly ass and I do mean UGLY self.. watch the View and you will know what I mean.
so this is bull shit dreamed up by some body else to make a buck!
and I hope the book tanks and is in the clearance rack in a week!
She is so self absorbed,and totally useless. waste of time , I think she wants to compare herself to Oprah or something
I dont think she's that ugly when she's made up and her body is covered. her personality is horrible though, and she's a self absorbed bitch.
and why is just talking like the Special Ed Preschool Teacher in that video? youre explaining relationships to "women", not Chemistry to the mentally handicapped.
She's really full of herself and the only time I saw her on The View, she was badgering one of the Desperate Housewives actresses (either Eva Longoria or Marcia Cross), demanding to know why there isn't any black actresses on Desperate Housewives. But isn't there one now? I guess they listened to her.
Desperate Housewives suck! Watch Law & Order Criminal Intent. The ones with Vincent D'Onofrio. Not that crapass bug-eyed Chris Noth.
Who is letting her do this shit?! I used to like her before she became a leach, and now I can't stand her saggy skin ass, just like everyone else. So who is buying her shit is what I want to know!
what was she like when she was likable? i seriously want to know. puh-leeze.
Would you take advice from a woman who does not know her husband is gay? and when it comes to her weightloss she "bypasses" the topic. She is a hater and she will have a big fall. It will be fun to watch. The view is a bunch of haters- have you seen the new milk ad with them? LOL Elizabeth just stick that brush in your eye and get it over with
I liked her when she was just the big bitch on the View that was slightly less obnoxious. Actually, you know what? I take that back. She has always been a greedy, not cute, overinflated ego-having bitch. Fuck it. She reminds me of my roommate. No wonder I try to like her but she makes me hate her!
I
Hate
Her
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sounds like most of the bashing here is coming from queens ticked off that she took one of theirs...please...you are the hypocrites because you know full well, you would marry a rich gullible woman too if you had the chance...now quit trolling and maybe you will find your Star or Oprah too.
I have a crush on Vincent D'Onofrio.
On topic: I got nothing. I hate this bitch too.
Will this bitch just please go to the Conrail depot and just lay on the tracks! Dayum I can't stand her ugly, desperate fag-hag ass.
MK, you are the shit.
is one of the questions in the course, what do you do when you find out that your man likes cock.
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