MK, your comments are the best.
Wow, those are some big, plastic breasts...
Her friend is totally jealous! Look at her in the first pic!
MK, you crack me up. After a shitty week, you put a smile on my face...Thanks 
I'm in love with MK! You're my hero!
MK I think you are bi for sure! C'mon..admit there are a few girls you would totally do. Jordan, Bai Ling, Posh...am I right or am I right?! By the way, love your blog 
Those are some nice melons. Very, very nice. Dont care how manufactured they are though.
She's rubbing the fake titties all over the other girl's back...and check out how many guys just happen to be walking by their blanket.
m mm MMM! The last one is my fave!
me too FMouie! I'm a straight 24 yr old girlie, but she looks amazing in these pics. Love her body. And the poses!
And by the way FMouie, I come here all the time but rarely post, though I do read the comments from time to time. And I happen to think your funny! I don't know why you let other people discourage you
where's her ass? don't most people have them?
I kept waiting for the girl on girl action to start right there in public...
Jennagirl...
thanks! Very nice of you. For the most part, I have a lot of encoragement actually. Nobody likes everything of anybody, but it's to be expected. I just like to have fun and give a giggle or two. I'm glad you appreciate it. I appreciate your comment!
you should do the caption contests. That's my favorite thing here.
you might surprise yourself and win!
Now THERE'S a sex video I would watch.
someone should make her a loud flashing sign that says "LOOK AT ME!!!" so she wouldnt have to waste so much energy all the time.
Jesus Christ!
Do you think they lezzed off together afterward?
First, I realized that her tits are the same size as her head and now it’s very clear that they’re bigger than her ass!
Her tits should be on her ass and her ass should be her tits – She is a freak of...plastic surgery!!!
Hot.
Jennagirl...
I am a straight female, too (whatever that means ) and these pictures are making me totally hot! She looks damn good! Her ass, legs, arms, stomach are all perfect...her breasts are too large for my taste...but they look good while she is laying down and while she is arching her back.
Damn!
Now if she just wouldn't talk!
LOL I know right heartsflowers! Even being straight (and your right, whatever that means), I think as women we can appreciate the beauty of other women and even be attracted to it. We are beautiful!
And FMouie..I've never even attempted at the caption this contest. Trust me I wouldn't be able to come up with something half as funny as you guys do! Maybe next time I'll throw something in there just for you 
But on the next one! Not the gay Al and Star one lol
Dayum, Jordan comes with her own built in floatation devices.....She would NEVER drown in the water...
Where the f**k is Harvey????..I hate this b**ch.....No one is looking at her on the beach because everyone in the UK knows what a f**king freakshow she is....
Please ladies, if you are talking about hot, her friend's body and breasts are soooo much better looking than Jordan's...Jordan looks like a human cartoon character.....
Genevieve..don't hate. Although I agree she usually looks weird, there's no denying she looks unbelievably hot and sexy in these pics on the beach.
in the 3rd pic, the girl with her is like ' what's that noise? and where's my phone?'
Ummmm, I do hate this freak, and yes, I do deny she does not look 'hot' on the beach...... although she may be hot from the sun, but that is it.....
btw, her nipples look like she trying to tune in some satellite feed in in pics. 2&3.......
Gen...
To be honest, these are the best pics I have ever seen of her, and yes, her friend looks great, too! (with more normal looking breasts)
Ah well to each his own.
And by the way, I think her friend doesn't look "horrified" by her breasts in that one pic, but is totally checking them out lol
how does she not fall over
Are you on the paparatziii speed call list when it comes to this Jordan chick??? U rock. But where's her hot kid when shes sunnin her nips???
looks like love to me.
Jennagirl...
I think they both look good...like you said, "We (women) are beautiful!"
I'm sure there was a collective 'squirt' sound up and down the beach when those titties were let loose,and then the arching of the back,on her knees.....what a show
Jeez, what a tramp. She couldn't just layout like a normal person, no she has to stretch and spread and push her ass in the air and then bend over and shake her tits. Look at the guy with his girlfriend checking her out. You know half the guys there made up any excuse to walk right passed and get a closer look at those things.....they are fake and they are not spectacular....
Her friend didn't dare take her top off, no way to compete with tits like that and she knew it.
i see kids toys strewn about, so even though she is not subjecting harvey to her outrageous behavior, someone's kids are being exposed to her x-rated titty brigade.
and yes, i'm jealous i'm not there...
i can understand M.K.'s fascination with her. she is a total spectacle.
I'd give just about anything to have her legs and butt, or so I say. I didn't jog today, I had doughnuts for breakfast and ordered take out from Outback for dinner.
So very, very yummy.
I'm confused by the second pic though. She didn't KNOW she was going to the beach and might not want to wear panties?
I love you MK. She is so hot...delicious.
Scout, you just got to go with it. She's not very bright, and most likely knows there is a camera there.
It's all a big act, and I am buying into it!!
Yippeeee!
wow that is some hot show she is giving. I am sure alot of men got hard on on that beach because of Jordon. You go girl
Oh I'm SURE she knows there's a camera! And it must get tiresome that the only way you look good is with your back arched like that... She really does look like a Barbie doll, plastic and all.
Her friend's got a lot of self confidence though, to lay out next to her!
Jesus, are those breasts or did she wade into the water, grab two bouys floating by and staple them to her chest?
Color me blind, but I'd do her....then kick her out.
my panties are soaking wet! MK, you are brilliant. if i had choice of favorite picture, i would choose the last picture for the flat butt shot. the boobs are waaay too big to be attractive! (and i'm a straight female too and appreciate a beautiful body when i see one)
wonder why she's not laying on her stomach...
I’m a girl, I’m straight and I’m also the first to praise a beautiful woman when I see one, and Jordan just isn’t one.
i have to agree with genevieve...not that im hating but being a woman with hips and ass i think she looks like man from the waist down....if she had hips, an inkling of a behind and brunette hair then shed b hot
I think when most of us say she is a hot yummy slut, we're doing so with a big smile on our faces.
She needs bigger tits. WE all need bigger tits.
She does have a beautiful body, she reminds me of Paris... when there is a camera around the poses are sure to follow..
hahahah, RAMBONE. emphasis on WE.
Why is she holding a thong in the second pic?
Thats fucking sexy shit! I wished I was sandwiched between the two of them! YEAH!
i dunno, that picture of jessica alba's ass in the same pose has got her beat.
She looks really good...and I'd really hate it if she was lying next to me on the beach. I'd feel so inadequate.
Damn, I need to go the gym. Blah!
She's hot in a porn-starish kinda way.
Didnt anyone notice that her ribs seem to want to rip out of her chest in the 2nd pic?
Jesus... I'm suprised that there is an ocean left with the amount of liquid required to fill those bags.
i'm reminded of a saying my friends had in college, 'you could drive a truck between those thighs.'
Yeah, MK sorta made up for all those Star posts today!
The emphasis on sorta.
Wow, okay. I consider myself a straight female and these pictures are totally turning me on. She looks hot!
Shit, all these "straight" women wetting their panties over these pix!!
Brokeback Beach!!
Where are her boob-job scars??? Can't see them!!!
I just don't see the point of flaunting something that you know and the entire world knows isn't real. Ugh.
Someone get her some ass STAT to go with those titties! She is way too top heavy for someone with no ass! She is suffering from noassatall!
Her friend has a Tyro Banks forehead. Other than that, she's hot.
Jordan just seems so fucked in the head. Reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith.
Jordan's boobs just remind me of this:
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That remeinds me, Fug. I need to make some fresh buns for my dinner party tomorrow night. Thanks!
ooh, GetFlix, "brokeback beach", go on girl!
I wish I was a guy so I could just live life lusting over this chick. But instead I am a girl living every second wishing I had a body that made me as hot as her. I wonder if nicole and lindsay see this as attractive. Those poor girls need to know that they don't need to starve as much as they do. Sadly, some starving is always needed. Damn I hate being a girl. Why am I not an ectomorph with implants. Curse my body.
Yeah, they take long tanning vacations to be together.
Bukake, please do not wish that you were not a girl. these fake celebrities are fun to look at and fun to talk about, but they won't keep you warm at night.
Do they want us to believe that they didn't see the photographer?
Her body is stunning. So what if she has a small bum and hips? Alot of women are built like that. She has gorgeous, long legs -- a feature that is every bit as attractive as a big derriere. Most women aren't born with everything (big butt, big boobs, long legs, wide hips), you know? You have to appreciate every time of female shape -- curvy, thin, zaftig, top-heavy or bottom-heavy.
Where are all of the 300-pound people in too-small swimsuits? That's all I ever see at the beach.
this Jordan woman is so nasty.
I don't have anything else to say.
Meh. Tits are Ok and look better nude than covered up. Otherwise, overly skinny, muscular legs, no ass (an unforgivable flaw for me) and a hooked nose. Not my type at all. I'd be more interested in her friend.
Fuck, I've always had big boobs, narrow hips, and a small ass... I didn't think it was such a problem until I saw all of these people bitching about Jordan's "unattractiveness."
I think she's pretty hot, but mostly because I can't see her face.
Same here, Meaghan...that's my build, too...big boobs, small hips, and small ass...damn!
Well, I think we look all right.
Brent- totally agree that she looks better when she's not wearing clothes...I think she looks ridiculous in the first pic.
er...not wearing a top I mean
Well, we're all hotter without tops...
meaghan, heartsflowers:
I'm in your boat too...huge boobs and no hips and ass. Oh well, it's all natural. More than we can say about Jordan.
Wow, I come back to Dlisted and it's Jordan MANIA! Ha, I love it. I just got back from Europe and over there, they don't mind nudity much at all. Children see it everywhere and it's just not a big deal. And I guess while some parts of Jordan are hot...I dislike crunchy tans. Blech.
I hate girls who are sorority bi..you know "oh my god, Im totally straight, but Ill make out with a girl if people will think Im cool and sexy!"
I wont name names
wow. that must be some wicked hangover MK is shaking off today. although it can't be any worse than the one i am experiencing right now. glurg. these pix of jordan are making me dry heave a bit. 'scuse me!
Yeah, Meaghan, I agree with you, but I bet you don't look ridiculous when you are wearing a top.
Good point, Starshine. Haha.
That was some of the funniest shit you've written... ever.
who the fuck is jordan
thank you! who the fuck is she? WHY IS MICHAEL K ALWAYS WRITING ABOUT THIS NOBODY?
the bitch is the fakest thing ever. fake tits fake everthing, i bet her ass is fake too.
how old is the bitch what surgery would should do, when she is like 50, body surgery, i bet she would just transfer her brain into another body.
she is a bitch to the maximum. by the way WHO THE HELL IS SHE?
seriously, who is this bitch u are always talking about
I am so sorry, but this skaink looks fuckin' UN-real.
That is not hot, otherwise, her plastic-y ass would melt.
Are these pictures recent? As in: AFTER having 2 kids recent? Because godDAMN I would kill to have a body like that and I have NO kids! The jugs I could buy but her stomach is perfecty flat and no fucking cellulite anywhere. Jordan, you my GIRL!
All i know is that's one hell of a camel toe she's sporting in the second pic. Probably from all the gang banging.
P.S. Giant fake tits DO NOT = hot.
"they are fake and they are not spectacular....
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Most of you women are so envious. I always get gangeg up on at work because of inadequate bitches like you. And my boobs are real and not on display. I wear long skirts and dress professionally.
You oughta go bye you some boobs and stop hating!
bye = buy.
dammit! hateful women make me see red.
Golly gee. I have double D's and I wish mine looked that hot! This is the kind of Jordan shit I like to see, not her plans for godforsaken future spawning or writing a book. And don't even get me started on that "workout video" AKA her weird way of doing porn!
Michael K, you should join the Official Jordan Fan club (yes there actually is one!) if you haven't already.
damn, she's a filthy ho, but those pictures are pretty hot.
Holy Jesus!!!! Those are big tatas.
flat-chested bitches suck...
Why am I jealous of her tits if I don't find them attractive? If I did, I could buy them.
It's called a loan, dillhole. anyone could have that shit it they wanted.
obviously you're jealous because I get by on having such a beautiful face, body and ass that I don't NEED FF fake tits for people to look at me.
I pity you. being ugly must suck.
why can't women just get along? Always hating!
flat chested bitches suck, I gotta assume you are an FFF cup like Jordan. Cause nobody said fake tits in general are ugly, just that the ones Jordan has are ugly. And they are. It is like 2 oranges on a toothpick.
Shit. One of her boobs is the size of my entire ass!!!!!!
Jordan the most gorgeous woman in the world - get a fucking clue you moron.
If Jordan gets her tits made any bigger, they will have to start out at her navel. The rest of her skinny bitch self looks great, but the melons are a joke.
Those are great MK. Only Jordan would mind fuck and tease an entire beach while she is on vacation to get attention.
I'll be damn hot with all that surgery too, she is "whot", plastic and all but "whot".
WHO THE F*@K IS JORDAN?!
Elvis: we've been over this 10,000 times - google her! She's from England.
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