tee-hee!
my favourite bit is "full-figured woman".....full fucking figured?
her figure was full enough for twelve women.
yawn
She was SASSY and definitely BEAUTIFUL? Was he talking about the guy next to her? He's such a liar, I think what attracted him to this bitch was her payless shoes.
What an asshag. I mean hat.
MK you are soooo right! Great job of reading between the lines!
MK - You're totally right. The word "sassy" is word used only by people with vaginas. I use it to describe my cat, for crissake!
someone needs to give her a lobotomy
and shut her the fuck up.. noone cares!!
OMG!!! when is this Star going to SHUT UP and stop trying to convince everyone that Her husband is a Fag!!!don't you understand??????? no man would hit you unless you pay them...and he's gay of course!!
What he meant was: "I thought she was a tranny from last night at the cowboy leather bar. When I found out the truth, I bought time by claiming I was celibate until marriage. I never really believed that fateful day would come."
damn that woman is weird looking
SHE was smoking cigars, wearing the hat. HE was all "ooh, look at that sassy thing". It's just very telling.
Daya, I'm not sure you meant to say that? Hee hee.
Gal probably thought it was a REALLY bloated RuPaul!
NIC: funny!
Sassy? Omg- That's classic!
you know anytime people have to talk so much about having sex(Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley??)
they have never done it!!
who are they kidding??
we know he likes cock OK?
MizRo, PMSL!!!
Tx, scout 
What is PMSL, BOF?
Miz: I meant "trying to convince everyone that her husband is not a fag" missed the NOT there. the rest I pretty much meant.
wait, wasnt for Miz, for mOuse it was.....Oh fuck what the hell am I doing??
We got dat, Daya. He really is gnarly-looking. And she's beyond words.
When Star was full-figured, I thought she was a pretty-girl; but since she's lost so much weight she does look 'strange'. But if she keeps her hair full and round she won't look as 'strange' she doesn't carry weight in her face and it very oblong and so she needs to balance it out with round-full hair.
I honestly feel bad for her and all the talk of her husband being gay. I know that has to hurt. They're like the new Liza Minelli and David Gest!
Pissed myself laughing!
They are soooo disgusting. Who actaully buys this shit?
S'ok, Daya - we knew what you were saying!
Mika: I can't feel sorry for a blatant media-whore! If she would just stop throwing Gal in our faces every time she opened her mouth...
GAL, Miz. Love it!
BOF!!! PMSL - Pissed myself laughing - may I borrow it?
MizRo: I understand your saying, she's just defending her marriage! Wouldn't you? Ok, there comes a time when you'd say: WTF, this s*it is for the birds! and move on, but she's not there yet, why? Because the media won't let it die. When the media gets tired of this crap, guess what so will we.--Just like Liza and David--who's talking about them? No one, but Liza kept defending her marriage. I understand it, but then again I'm only human.
i'm always under the belief if you have to talk about it, you ain't doing it...and al ain't doing star!
It's all good, Mika .
SO here is the jist of what he said -
even though I don't like cigars, or fat chicks, or cigar smoking fat chicks in cowboy hats...I was strangely attracted to her.
She must of had that Oprah purse that evening..you know the one full of money?
Plus I hate the fact that she can't come out and say - I got the Carnie Wilson operation, you know the one where they throw your stomach in a dumpster in Beverly Hills...she has to be all mysterious..a medical intervention...
MizRo, for sure~
HAHAHAHA
WTF MK?! What's with all the Star Jones shit lately are you secretly in love with this bitch!?? Yeeeh we know you'd hit that and cum on her saggy stretch marked filled breasts!
I can't stand her. MK she needs her own special end of the year category-
Most Annoying Bitch of the Decade, So Far. She is a self promoting, lying freak.
oooo Sassy you say GAL? hmmm right. and you're not gayer than a clutch purse on Tony nite.
Could his giant "smiles" be any more fake?
g'al loves to ride on the StarShit Enterprise...he's beamed up! *make that reamed*
God I cant wait for star to walk in on al while he's getting his salad tossed by the pool boy........
Big Gay Al was into cigars? Maybe MK was right on the money with those leather bear comments!
I absolutely LOVE Star and Al! They are the perfect couple and so in love. He is NOT gay, he obviously loves Star very much. People are just jealous of the amazing love they have found in one another.
Yeah MK, don't pull a Perez Hilton, and start dishing dirt on people just so that they will hang out with you to stop it! If you start writing nice things and posting pics of the two of you hanging out eating twinkies or whatever, I just don't know what I would do.
KatieScarlett, are there actually couples who elope and never consummate their marriage?!?
I prefer to think of these two as the black TomKat (minus the scientology & couch jumping). We all know he's hiding in the closest, yet they both try ever so hard to convince the world that they actually do the hanky-panky behind closed doors. This relationship has "fraud" written all over it.
Does Star have a thyroid problem? Her bug eyes are just freaky.
"Amazing"... scary shit, sassy.
No szig, Star's eyes are like that b/c her co-stars keep trying to strangle the crap out of her squissy ass. And from watching BigGayAl do his BFs.
I agree with BoHo..., I think Star is well aware that Al is gay and planned it that way. I figure she's got the man she wants; someone she can dominate and lie with the best of them. I also think that she likes the speculation. Maybe she figures the the endless speculation will keep her in the public eye.
If he were just an average everyday guy (there are many average guys with wives in the Star Jones caliber of appearances) no photograhpers would have a freak show (aside from Star) to put in the tabloids.
I think she and Al have an arrangement. Act happily married for a few years and then get a "nasty" divorce a la Terry McMillan. They'll have publicity for the next 10 years. She's probably already paid him his alimony. They might even really love each other...as friends.
No, their marriage is NOT fake! They love each other as husband and wife.
In fact, they have such a good, solid relationship, I can't wait for them to have children! You know they will be GORGEOUS!!!
"Full-figured woman" - he means "Seven figure$$ full"
All you haters can shove it
And by shove it I mean GO EAT A CHEESE SANDWICH!
You're so... sassy!
He's totally going to divorce that cow and make off with all her money...stupid bitch, what was she thinking. Is she that hard up? Uhm never mind, it's Star Jones, she is THAT hard up.
Sassy, I'm not sure Star can have children. She's kinda old. Also, ewww.
Which comedian used to say "sassy"! Was it Phil Hartman? Star & Al just make my stomach heave. I have no problem with marrying for convenience or whatever your deal is but dont' f'in try to LIE to the public about it. Be loud and proud.
I can't quit fucking laughing enough to even make a comment,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Any guy who uses "sassy" in a sentence without blinking an eye HAS to be gay!
Oh, Star can have children all right, she's not that old. Look at her, she has a baby making body!
I'm surprised she's not pregnant yet considering how much sex they have, and Al just seems so virile-he is the man, ya'll
Cheese sandwich eatin' card playin' GORGEOUS babies in '06!!!!!
"Al weighs in"
Heh heh heh.
He weighs in with his large and in charge penis
sassy!! Phil Hartman?
They read to many romance novels or something. I'm sick of this phony, sickening BS.
Uh, Star...I don't know how to really tell you this...and you may not have noticed but...YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY!
And we all know it!
Gal married a bug eyed man with false spider lashes who his boy-toy now.
God love little sassy for keeping it interesting around here...
OMG, those kids will be fug.
....Sassy or Assy?
Anyways, did anyone see her on tv last night when she was asked if her husband was gay? Was she angry! Oooooh. I love when they make fun of those two on SNL. Hilarious.
Dear god, does anyone else think she looks like some kind of insect now that she's lost all that weight? Like some kinda mantis, with those bugged out eyes? Or a dragonfly, perhaps?!
But she also looks like that little Beetlejuice guy from the (now defunct) Howard Stern show
She's just bizarro now but I can't quite put my finger on it ~ help ... anyone? anyone? ... Bueller? hahahaa
Flaming
Sassy or assy? Now thats funny!!
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