His song to HoHan was so hot. I hope Parasite signs him to Heiress Records ASAP.
He's a fucking trainwreck! I'd be into drugs and shit if I had a Dad like him.
I'm sure he heard all about it while gettin it in the hershey highway from his roommate bubba.
i would so hit that D.I.L.F.
ew haha
What a tool. Why the f**k does he think she's so messed up?! If he wasn't an drunk, abusive a-hole she might not be a coke-head now!
WITHOUT HER MAKING MONEY HE'S GOT NOTHING SOHE'S GOTTA LIE FOR HER
Is that really her dad? Ew.
i agree waka he is a trainwreck
he is a useless human being and a slug
he wants to cash in on hohans money
I had an arsehole for a father and you don't see me on coke.
Well, I'm broke right now, but that's not the point.
What a piece of shit, he keeps using & abusing her. Even from jail.
"...but he's made time from getting nailed with a broomstick..."
hysterical.
you should write for hallmark.
Oh PLEASE. "boooohoooo my daddy was MEAN to me this one time! Everyone feel sorry for meeeeeeeeeee"
I hate that stupid HoHan shes such a fucking whiner.
Well, at least the record is set straight!!!
Agreed, anon...
There are people with far worse situations, that don't resort to the theatrics this bitch does.
I hate the entire family for their oh-so-public dysfunction.
Oh my god MK, "getting nailed with a broomstick" is fucking brilliant.
Seriously, this guy will do anything for money
saram23: so will his daughter.
Mizro, I know, but she's so hot while she does it. I want there to be pics from that strip club...that would be awesome
I love this man.. He's a dream for catty people like me.. He keeps up more shit in that family than is humanly possible.. I love it..
I can't wait until he gets out and do more damage.. Come on he's the family member who u don't invite to events cuz they are bound to fuck it up for everyone. I'm that sick member who invites that person just to keep it exciting..It's hilarious to me.
I dont feel sorry for anyone that chain smokes and then ends up in the hospital because of asthma.
I've had it and been there and it fun when u cant breathe.
She needs to wake up and chuck the smokes,or end up like the cousin
Son Of a Bitch!! Now you come and say you feel for her, Where were you when your little ho was dancing/masturbating in scores, Uh? where were you motherfucker?!! ah yeah, in jail.
baah! i would'nt waste my time feeling sorry for her
i doubt that only those with respiratory ailments would land in the hospital after surviving for three years on only jizz and coke.
He's obsurd, he'll do and say anything to get attention.
Saffy: Ab Fab?
On topic: they are ALL absurd, and throw in ridiculous.
just your average dyfunctional family living off the meal ticket!
I actually feel sorry for him with that asshole for a daughter and that hoe for an ex-wife.
He just needs to shut up its his stupied ass that has fucked her up so much and why is he "worried" now about fathering her why wasn't he worried when he had her in his custody? Oh that's right she wasn't worth millions back then. I hate him him more then her.
MK you totally rock, I love this freakin site!
my brother was a police officer in the town where the hohan clan resides, he got called to casa del ho many times for domestic disputes and as we all know papa hohan was always wasted and belligerent, he said the family was a total mess.
Hmmm... He sounds so concerned... for someone who sold baby pics of you for cash, and is a violent crack hole...
In that photo, he looks like Vern Schillinger from "Oz"?
Of course, he probably got the Tobias Beecher treatment instead. I can't wait to see him modeling that swastika tattoo on his ass cheek when he gets out of the slammer.
Interesting. Sounds like the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.
He only talks to keep bringing attention back to himself. All he cares about is her money. And getting his hands on it.
She's just a teenager isn't she, didn't most of us like to go out and get drunk when we were teens?
P.S. I read that Vanity Fair article, I have the mag, and I don't see what she was so upset about, the only bad things said in it were about her MOTHER, not her, and it was just mostly about her heavy makeup.
Her father though...he needs to be hit in the face with a shovel.
Why are you so harsh on people??
Like calling her a crackhead slut and other comments.
You would never say these things to these peoples faces.. yer a coward on the internet.
Well, Mac, I've never met Lindsay Lohan so I've never had the chance to tell her she's a crackwhore :P
I don't expect I will, seeing as she lives at one end of the world while I live at the other.
The Lohan family is one family i never wish i was born in.
Hohan; I miss your knob, Daddy!
Poppa; I'll be out soon, baby.
Ho; Can't wait! Got some excello Peruvian.
Poppa; Jailer! Jailer! Get me outta here! I've got a family crisis! Drools.
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