she is so annoying
Didn't we know that like two weeks ago? I vividly remember a discussion about how she's going to do it in a birthing pool this time...
MK asked: "Did she also confirm that she's a fucking bitch?!"
No need to confirm, it's evident every time she opens her mouth!
she takes herself wayyyyyyyyyyyy
too seriously
She thinks we care....Hope she stays in Britan. Fuckin' traitor.
Since Gwyneth's new baby and Brangelina's baby will be the same age maybe they can play together. You know celebs don't let their kids cavort with commoner offspring.
Gwyneth is a bitch? Wha...?
Uppity bitch. I hope those children grown up to do everything she hates
WTF? Like, didn't we know this weeks ago?
I cannot WAIT till the day Chris leaves her ass... Mark my words, it will happen. Sooner than we think!
Any bets on a fucked up name for the 2nd spawn of satan?
I vote for Jimminy Fink
Do we care, NO of course not. Is she trying to compete with Ang and Brad, seems that way. What a cunt.
I also like the first name Martin if its a boy.
No one even cares about her anymore. If weren't for Brad, no one would have cared about her to begin with.
jdm. So on the $. If she hadn't of dated Pitt, noone would know her name.
Didn't we already know this like 2 weeks ago? I confirm : we still don't care!
Trying to steal Brangie's thunder. Pathetic... 
I hate her, her movies, her husband his music, her face her body her personality her hair her skin her .....
GOD why cant she retire and disappear!
Another aple coming out from that fishy taco!
"Did she also confirm that she's a fucking bitch?!"
LMAO MK!
She has definitely turned into something her dad wouldn't approve of. Yuck.
Macintosh.
They've already picked a name whether it's a boy or a girl: Kumquat Shitake Martin.
Anon 3:41 ??? could you be more specific?
Daya - you are one hilarious bitch!
The name for this kid I guarantee will be weirder. Something along the lines of Audio Science or Pilot Inspektor. Maybe something like Headphones Chronology or Pancake Scone (cause she is so British).
she is not longer relevant... another celeb a la Tom Cruise missle who should shut the fuck up!
Thanks princess, I'll take the bitch name as soon as it's accompanied by hilarious!!
She’s going for the complete basket of fruit!!!
Perhaps a vegetable name this time…
ahahahah BIG DUH! LOVE IT.. everyone is gonna try to upstage the brad angie news now..
Pancake Scone! Bwahahahahaha! HILL-a-rious!!!!!
This one should be named Orange for the sibling rivalry that happens in all families...Comparing Apples & Oranges...
Let me be the one to go against the grain... I like Gwyneth Paltrow- she's truly a lovely actress and seems like a genuinely nice person. I'm happy for her..... and I LOVE COLDPLAY!!!
How cares! Does she think her news will take over the world like the newest baby Pitt?
They've already picked a name whether it's a boy or a girl: Kumquat Shitake Martin.
Bidgetta | 01.13.06 - 3:43 pm | #
HAHAH Now thats Funny!!
Did she also confirm the fact that the next baby will be named Banana?
Whatever she names it, I think she should give it to Aniston, as a consolation gift.
Then everyone...Gwyn, Jen, and Ang...gets to have a baby. Fish Sticks, Fish Eyes, and Fish lips can finally live happily ever after.
crisp
I like Gwynnie too. Apple is adorable!
I thnk she'll head into the vegetables, this time: Cucumber? Cauliflower? Sweet Pea? Tomato?
Bangers?
LOL MK!
OMG mouse!! wouldn't it be the shit if she names it Cuke!!! hehehehe, a cuke coming out from a fishy taco! eww!
That's what I was thinking Daya.
Actually, I heard she was naming this one Capone. I shit you not. Maybe she can drown in the birthing pool! She's such a slag!
MizRo,
I’m holding you to your promise. Want to see you here every day from 3:00 to 4:00.
Good luck with the job!!!
If she really names it 'Capone', you know everyone's gonna call him 'Corn Pone'.
Corn Pone!!! Ha ha ha. How about Corn Hole?
Yeah I heard she wanted to name it Capone too. I hope not!!!
she cannot compete publicity wise with brad & jolie or even freaky ass tom & katie, so she shouldnt even try.
dumb boring has been cunt.
CORN HOLE!!! LMAO!!!
shuds auch a biter cunt, and her husband, aside from fronting the BORINGEST band in rock today, looks like a fucking DoDo bird.
Gwyneth who?
AnaKonda: Gracias, chica!! See you then!
Ciao! *Abrazo*
I hate this bitch.
She can't compete with Angelina ... as if the world doesn't already know!
What a Loser!
I feel comfortable enough around my fellow DListers to say that I am a fan of Gwyneth, fan of Coldplay, and WTF???...Hey if others can admit to liking f**king Rush Limbaugh, I don't feel as bad saying I like La Fishsticks.....
MizRo, see you soon girl!! Good luck with your training, etc.......*hugs*
I bet she wishes it was Brad's baby though. And I confirmed she is a cunt like 7 years ago.
If it's a boy, "Hyperplasia".
If it's a girl, "Pomegranate"
Ya'll are such funny fuckers!
I vote for Starfish for a girl.
my goodness! should i boil water?
Girl Name - Star
Boy Name - Al
why do u think gwenyths a bitch?
i totally see her giving birth to 'Nut Martin'
Yey!!! A couple who is married having children! I love it. She is very pretty and looks happy with her husband and Apple. Best of luck with her pregnancy and congrats to the family!
I thin some on YOU take her way too seriously. Drop your US weeekly, bath, and go outside once in a while.. 
no.comment. okay well maybe, yawn.
congrats to gwyn on the pregnancy. pizzazzsales.com
I guess she's just trying to milk more attention especially with the ex becoming a father.. Media whore.. Everybody knew she was pregnant..
Do I hear crickets???
Pear for a boy's name...that is cute actually.
For another girl, it has got to Hummous. She says that is like the first word Apple came up with. Puh-lease!!
Who gives a fuck, she just announced after Brad and Angie did, so she is going to be totally overshadowed in the big pregnancy story-boohoo bitch.
WTF?! Man, you Americans need help. I'm sorry but because she likes Britain more than the US she's a nut? Who wouldn't love the UK to the Chimp-led US? Plus, she's kind of cool, in her own way. At least she has a personality (even if it is a tad crazy) unlike, say Maniston. Moreover, I doubt she's trying to 'steal' Brangelina's thunder, after all, she and Brad are still friends.
Cupcakebitch
P.S Chris Martin kicks derriere! He has something that you folks across the pond may never have heard of...humour.
That was funny
Touche
and?
The baby's gonna be named Pear and be born in a birthing pool.
Then he'll be made fun of in the entire school life.
The end.
I used to like the bitch years ago, but after all the shit she's said about my lovely USA I hate her with the heat of a million suns. She's a silver spooned dumbass that married a loser. They both look like shit from that Macrobiotic diet, the Brits. want to kick her out of Europe and she's only got 2 braincells-- and they're colliding!
i love gwynnie. she's like a deranged little perfectionist.
And no one cares!!!
Why does everyone hate her so much? I like her, she seems really nice in all her interviews and she's a good actress with an adorable child and a husband who makes pretty good music. And she didn't really confirm her pregnancy and try to get herself in the headlines, she was just asked how far along she was and she answered the question. It's not like she held a big meeting and shouted to the world that she is pregnant. She just hadn't actually confirmed it herself yet even though everyone already knew cause her mom had.
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