she should lay off the collegen
Blech! One can almost feel sorry for her. She is a prisoner of Papa Joe and addicted to plastic surgery and shopping. And who knows what else. I reckon money isn't all shits and giggles.
It's like a six year old girl playing dress up in her mommy's clothes.
Pathetic.
I could do her makeup so much betta!
*two snaps and a twirl*
God, I saw a tranny like her last night and let's just say I'd know which one to fuck.
Ugh her lips are so swollen, and fake. But it seems her black eye is finally gone.
she looks like someone hit her in the mouth!
Maybe she told daddy no one to many times.....
weird. i've never noticed her roots this badly before.
why was there a G.G. party last night? isn't it Monday?
God, it is so not working! It borders between funny and pathetic. But mostly funny. It's almost wrong to make fun of her, but she gives so many opportunities!
ahahahahahahahah. sexy as a monkey in pampers? ain't that the truth.
She is a JOKE
She doesn't look happy. And the lips are terrible.
I had read that the black eye was a botox injection gone awry...whatever the case, she will be off the radar before too long...no style, no substance.
Whats wrong with her mouth!!??
Oh god, the roots, THE ROOTS!!!
Her hair length changes every time I turn around...wasn't it shoulder length at the People's Choice Awards? Britney should call her about where she gets her wigs/extensions.
And that lipstick...baaaaaad...
GOd, I am afraid that I am going to hate her very soon,just like i did Lindsey
A few weeks ago, I saw pictures of Jessica from a few years ago and she has had major plastic surgery on her face... most notably her eyes (she used to have very heavy eyelids so her eyes were tiny looking, her mouth, teeth, jaw, chin and of course boobs. Now she's doing weird things to her lips.
Kelly the Golden Globe is recorded to days before durr....
Looks like her daddy done popped her inthe mouth. Whap!
this is so sad- I loved her and Nick I guess he kept her in check
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
F**k, her face f**ked!! 
.....How old is this bitch and when will she start looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein??....I like her dress though, wicked cute! 
....btw, isn't that the same really red "come let me suck you" lip gloss shit she had on her lips in the photos a few weeks ago when everyone was referring to her as fish lips?...Hahahaha!
I guess the plastic surgeon that made her lips was not a fan…those are terrible, especially the lower lip…thicker sides and thinner middle…is it supposed to have a purpose?
This bitch is trying to channel some Angelina Jolie.
When she parts her lips like that it makes it look like they're too heavy for her to keep her whoremouth shut. The collagen is weighing them down!
She looks like a 15 year old hooker.
I never let MY roots get that bad! The collagen in the lips just accentuates the nose job. What a mess!!!
I stll think she's hot, but did Fergie take a piss next to that bottle of Beck's in the last picture?
Anon 6:41.......the GG's are NOT taped days before....but the parties happen all weekend......make sure you know what you are talking about before you try and make someone else feel stupid
Is she trying to look sexy or is she genuinely pissed? I can't tell.
She looks like she'd been sucking on blue whale dick all night
DAMN!!!!! She used to be sooooo pretty.. What has she done??? She's gonna end up like Michael Jackson . Nice looking people who turn to plastic surgery and fuck up their looks..
Please people! This is a well-thought out publicists work. Its her "I'm a serious young singer who is suffering and sad as I go thru a painful divorce" look. (with undertones of: "please take me seriously, I'm not daisy duke, I really can sing, honest - please send help; my Dad is screwing up my career)
i think she looks fucking hot and yeah, does seem to be trying to channel angelina. good luck with that jess, but still lookin' good
That red lipstick is screaming "LOOK AT ME!"
Forget about the lips, she is drugged out of her mind. What is she on?
she might have had a few drinks. she looks well to me.
What a Whore .
What a BITCH
OH MY GOD! She's wearing the "hide the bump" coat.....is she preggers??
I LOVE HER
OMG! She is trying to act and look like ME! She even went to Africa to pose with the locals their. Then she goes and steals my lips. Well, I can tell her one thing, She will never be with Brad!!
Man she looks horrible, but then again she always does with those fish lips of hers...she needs to go get her hair dyed ASAP!
My thoughts exactly, Joan Crawford. She is a tramp on the prowl. She's totally ready to bone anything and anyone.
Jessica needs to get a grip. She's taking herself way too seriously. Maybe her daddy says she looks hot but she really looks like a desperate skank. She was cute several years ago after a bit of plastic surgery but now she's gone too far with the enhancemenets and is beginning to look freakish.
love her.
Foget everything!!! if she only had TALENT...what an awful singer and that goes for her very ugly sister..Assley
what happened to her lips? ew
What on earth? If she's doing all this to her face now, what's she going to look like when she hits 30?
her roots are showing...damn that's sad...like she can't afford a retouch cause of her lip injections?
Jesus Wept!.......just what is going on with that dumb cunt?.She always brings a mixture of cackles and evil smiles each and every time her now ever changing face is featured in the local mags & rags.God!,quelle idiote!
little wonder her marriage broke down she's a fool,nay,a MOLL of Epic dimensions!,and Nicky boy La-Chee,mate
that man can ride me daily he's hotter
than the proverbial Panasonic Microwave oven!,Nicky,take a walk on the wild side,theres a bizillion men out there,& they're all just waiting for you...
Kisses!,luv ya!
Tevness-wtf, seriously, Nick is not gay and Jessica is an angel
GET A CLUE
A true pro would suffer in private, and smile for all the world to see while in public. That's how STARS used to behave.
Michael K you kill. Monkey in pampers bah! Wiping up the tea that sprayed out my nose
I agree with one of the first comments that says its like she's playing dress up. Who the fuck starts getting collagen at 25? She's either going to look like David Gest or the Cat lady by the time she's 35 if she keeps all her lovely plastic up.
I bet she was just upset cause they didn't serve tuna...errr...or was it chicken..
She looks miserable.
She looks like Kim basinger in these pics..even the pathetic look.
Jessia is over. But she's already done infomericals for zit cream. So where else to go but Playboy? Betcha Daddy would love that.
ok....
She is pissed. Good help is hard to find.
Pre-op Tranny .
im sorry is her bottom lip actually square?
Looks like something you'd see @ a Titty Bar 'cross the highway from a truck stop in south Georgia.
"She's just trash", as Dolly's mom would say.
N.A.N.
Near
As
Nothin
Bitch copied my style. I was just thhinking tonight how much I wanted a hot trench dress under which I could go commando.
I love you Michael K and wish you were straight.
i like the bottle of Stella behind her because it looks miniature.
its sad, really, how much work this chick has had done...shes what, 25?
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I feel bad for all these bitches until I remember they spend more on peticures than my parents did for college.
AARRGH! The roots!
Her roots are brown, then her hair goes white blonde to blonde.
I don't think she'll go away for a while. When she starts dating again, the headlines will be
"Jess finds happiness again!" or some crap like that. And she's probably going to play up the poor divorcee for a while.
LOL to whoever said her lower lip looks square - that is so true! Her eyes have that glassed over look. not sure what she is on in this pics, I am a opiate or benzos or both. Xanax, anyone? This girl is on drugs, it is so obvious.
To Jessica or her "people" who want to feel out how the public views her- I can help you with this open letter.
Jessica: You're over. Stop shopping. Stop getting plastic surgery. Stop the fake pout, you're not sexy and you're not interesting. Stop feeding the tabloids obvious stories about you wanting Nick and crying. You all were over for a while. Instead, spend this time learning how to sing and dance. You need to face facts: you have a very limited talent, ok. You lost out on a SINGING competition to Britney Spears. Now that is humilating. As it stands, you are a reality television personality (with, incidentally, a terrible choice in song selection). You aren't cute anymore, you are actually a little scary and yes...as bad as Britney looks now, as terrible as she may sound, she still has more talent and appeal than you.
P.S. Go away!
Her lips suck so bad (pun intended), I hate the way they droop down at the corners. I read somewhere that she got a tube implanted in them, resulting in their current fucked up appearance. Stop trying to do the sexy!!! I kinda dig her dress for some reason though; I like the color.
Sweet Jesus, she looks like a clown.
Her jaw looks wonky too. Soo very sad.
She kinda looks like she did back in the day. Before she became the Proactiv, sundress wearing Stepford wife.
I didn't say I liked it!
maybe alittle, tee hee.
I think it would be hilarious if Nick told the media of all the plastic surgery procedures Jessica has had, because you know he knows about all of them.
Drag Queen - go the clift chin
Sweet JEZUS this makes my hangover worse.
Thanks Michael.
She still has 2 upper lips. She turned her lower lip into an upper lip...
Who does she think she is, Veronica Lake?
Doesn't work, Chestica!
Bad plastic surgery girl, bad, BAD lips.
Erm, nevermind. I was droonk. MK, stay gay. I just wish there were more hilarious straight guys like yourself!! Please reproduce.
i still think she looks hot. they were saying lindsay lohan had had lip injections and it was just lip venom. why couldn't this be the same thing? also, to all the haters: i think she does have talent. she's got an amazing voice and she can dance damn well too. stop the hating
Okay so I think it looks like too much make-up around the eyes to cover up the black-eye botox!
Her lips are bleeding, get a band aid.
Cocaine makes you look sooo pretty.
dukes of hazzard is up for a golden globe?
she looks like a blow up doll
In all seriousness, is Jessica retarded?
LMAO at the blow up doll! That is so accurate!
Miss Ginger: no, she is misunterstood cause she is a genious. Don't you know her IQ is like 175 (was that the figure her stupid family used?)
Now, seriously, the answer you're looking for is "yes, she is retarded".
She kind of looks like she's trying emulate(sp) Angelina Jolie. Am I the only one who sees this?
i still think she looks hot. they were saying lindsay lohan had had lip injections and it was just lip venom. why couldn't this be the same thing?
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uh, believe me. Lip venom does not even work that good! there's no way that a lip gloss would change the shape of your lips and plump them up to unhuman porportions!
she's beautiful but she needs to get rid of the collagen. it's ruining her mouth.
her marraige failed because she is too obssesed with herself and her looks and Nick couldnt take it anymore. Now shes ruining her face because shes a image whore.
> Sadly, she's as sexy as a monkey in pampers.
Oh god, I almost peed myself. Good one, MK!
Sigh.
PK, I just give up.
WHOREEEEEEE
She should sue the doctor that sold her that lip job. It looks like shit. Her natural lips were much better.
she never had her lips done or anything else in that matter. it's an old saying people will talk about you good things or bad things. worry when they stop!!!
That is not an injection in her lips. that is an implant. I saw a picture online where you can see the scar on the side where the tube was inserted. Her lips would have deflated a little by now if it was collagen, because it is a naturally occuring substance your body absorbs most of it early on. The tube also explains the messed up shape that now longer resembles her own. Collagen lips keep your same shape only bigger. But Jess is fake down to her toenails. Plastic Surgery gone awry. She is heading towards Pammy Anderson zone. What a sad existance, actually.
Oh No, it's Mr. Bill!*
*You must be over 35 to get this joke.
Jessica has had so much plastic surgery and procedures done since her teens it's not even funny. She barely resembles her true self.
Check this out:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005433/
2:11.... lmao
ICK! i used to think she was semi-good looking, now she is a freak!
It's not so much how she looks, it's how she's trying to look.
She looks like Jeanne Tripplehorne in one of those pics.
Good Lord woman.
This just proves to me that's she's had a buttload of other work done.
She should get her nose shaved down some more..
I really can't stand her.
I don't know about her copping an Angelina look, she looks more like she's copping a Traci Lords look!
she looks like she needs to hit the tanning bad again, too pale!!!
There's a website, didn't save the link though, that documents with before and after pictures all the work Jessica has had done over the years. Until recently, I had no idea it was that much. I just thought she had her jaw and boobs done.
She looks bored. It probably sucks to be her. I don't think she has much fun. I don't feel sorry for her though.
well there's not much i can say that hasn't been said...this bitch is tired, she has zero talent but what's worse is she THINKS she is a great singer, and she's descending into the saddest attempt ever at saving a dying career. Dare I say, Britney looks like Grace Kelly next to this bitch's desperation.
She totally looks like a man in the last picture.
She looks like she is going for the 40's glam look. I really like her "trench coat" dress. Very cool, but the Betty Davis lips are horrendous. They only look good on Betty Davis, and even then they were not Betty's best feature.
bad pic. pizzazzsales.com
i think Jessica is trying to emulate Miss Jolie!!
Unfortunately she does not have the 'it' factor to pull it off!!
Definately comes across as a little girl trying to convince everyone she is a 'woman'.
^omg, Jessica is so NOT Angelina Jolie it's a joke!
I agree Cammie. Jess has a lot more growing up to do.
she looks like a wax figure...and i'm uncomfortable more each day with her preacher man father and what he'll let jessica do...clearly she's his favorite...ICK
About the pic of her looking like a blow-up doll... she has about as much going on in that ugly head of hers as one, too.
I hate that ridiculous slut! Good for that Douchebag Lachey for kicking her to the curb!
The color of the lipstick is all wrong as is that heinous trench coat she's wearing. Oh wait. I've been told it's a fucking dress. Make that "seriously heinous".
"Trying to be a Femme Fatale"
Whatever dude, I mean ...Whatever girl??? EW!
What a poser! Soooooooo sick of her......NEXT!
Dumb as a bag of hammers, a box of mud, whatever.
Monkey in pampers.....LOL, you kill me MK!
Was she eating tampons or something?
Where on earth would you get such a trashy shade of lipstick?
What's up with that bottom lip? It looks like the weight is too much for her face and is about to fall off!
The over tweezed, and too highly arched eye brows, combined with the wacky mis-shapened collegen injected lips, not only ages her, but makes her look really harsh.
Ironicly, all this seems to do is bring attention to her ugly, too big nose, which I really hadn't noticed before.
yuck!
mac lip glass. sleeping pills. bleach from a beauty supply shop's dumpster. breasts full of old newspaper. the i.q. of a lachey.
She's trying to chanel Angelina...
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