Prepare for months of hype.
I bet she needed some serious fertility treatment, cos bitch has a penis, and it takes a miracle of science to get a man pregnant.
team aniston's gonna go ape shit.
she's gonna miscarriage anyway because she doesn't eat.
One will be normal and one will be the anti-christ.
She only having one baby...
MK - I don't think you have to worry about your T-Bone enjoyment: I've only seen pics of their kids at the mall food-courts.
OH FUCK! Twins?? Anniston....suicide watch baby!
That is a HOTT picture of her!
She doesn't have time for fertility treatments! Trust me it's lots of doctor's visits, lab work, sonograms. I'm not believing this. Just some hype
Maybe that's why her "bump" seemed to grow so rapidly.
What do you do with them, MK? 
yeah, why was she even undergoing fertility treatments? she's only 30. probably 29 when she and brad were hitting it. women that age get knocked up pretty easily on their own, don't they?
this is a dream come true for them!
I just can't get enough of these two!
BTW: that pic is spectacular!
Breaking News,
"Jennifer stabs herself"
Nobody "believes" they are having twins. They either are or they aren't. And wasn't her ultrasound up for bid on ebay or something? (year right) Seems as if there were two babies on it, there wouldn't be a need to speculate.
These two are the new Bennifer. I'm already sick of hearing about them.
This is all bullshit!!! Fertility treatments take MONTHS of preparation including twice weekly dr. visits and daily hormnone shots etc. Angelina is jetting all over the world and doesn't have time for that sh*t. Plus, she would be considered high risk if she was going through treatments and wouldn't be allowed to fly. You bitches will believe anything!! Remember when everyone said Britney was having twins? Exactly.
Quit calling the babies the anti-christ etc. They are babies!
Fertility visits? She's at a prime age for fertility, unless her innards are scarred from repeated infections or sexually transmitted diseases. She looks about right for a 5-months-pregnant woman, since she's supposedly due the first of May.
Yawn, I am getting sick of hearing about her pregnancy. Big deal the bitch got knocked up by Brad Pitt.
wait til team aniston gets home from school. they will be all over this new info.
i wonder why they wouldnt have waited for the divorce to be finalized before starting treatments...if this is even true.
all she had to do was eat & gain some weight so her periods would start again in order to get knocked up
she's hot shit
That is a gorgeous picture of her, BTW. Yeah, Jen Aniston will need to be checked into a safe place with no sharp edges.
that pic is fucking beautiful. and, i don't even like her.
this whole thing will end in a very princess di fashion if she's having twins. none will escape unscathed. aniston-suicide (as mentioned)
one twin-killed in a car wreck evading paparazzi.
other twin-grows up unstable. balances movie career with serial murdering
brad-back broken in car. loses will to live. takes up directing. isn't good. eventually, suicide.
angelina-she lives. thrives. becomes the next joan crawford.
She looks gorgeous! I'd hit it!
It is going to have to be a wait and see unless their publicity people say otherwise. I dont believe it. Shejust looks huge cause she is so darn skinny.
Monters and Critics makes shit up all the time. Brad's boys have been waiting a long time to find fertile ground. All that build up has made him potent.
love it Tim!
Damn, but she's beautiful!
And lots of women have twins without fertility treatments...
Sheesh Tim... you make life worth livin' just to see that all play out!
I'm afraid her child has the potential to be quite fugly... sort of a shorter Haven. *shudder*
She's smokin hot. The Chin never had a chance.
say what you want about Angie, but that woman takes GORGEOUS pics!
jeez, every time a celeb gets pregnant there is talk of twins. Remember Britney? We are better gossips than to give any time to this particular rumor, aren't we? That fucking picture is hot as hell.
I doubt she is having twins.
She has an evil look in her eyes.
At first fertility treatments sounded fake, but now that I think about it, that bitch (term of endearment) has fucked half the world, at least a dozen times, and hasn't been pregnant (that we know of) once...even after being married twice! So, I think that maybe she's not the most fertile person...maybe it's true...please lord let it be true...and then they can grow up and play with the Roberts/Moder kids...
Karma must hit her one day, MARK MY WORDS.
Doesn't this speculation about having twins happen to almost every pregnant celebrity? In a few cases, like Julia Roberts, it's actually true. But I think Angelina is have one baby but she's further along than her first trimester. The rumors were getting out of hand and it was totally obvious she was pregnant so they had to admit it at some point...
Not just one hot baby - Now 2 hot babies! Hopefully it's a boy and a girl!!
~ohmy~
Karma, they're gonne be two ugly bastards.
Maddox and Zahara are hot and their future siblings will be too
This will really piss Maddox off if its true.
How come all these "stars" have C-sections and fertility treatments?? The average is so high compared to my friends and relatives!!
Yeah, Maddox's empire is being invaded. Kid's gonna be PISSED! Now he will have to walk ALL of the time.
CokeMonkey, c-sections will allow the postbirth tummy tuck that so many of the celebs opt for (but won't admit) and infertility amongst females in the general population is on the rise due to so many young women having infections that they didn't know about, so didn't get treatment for. PID is really on the rise. (Pelvic Inflamatory Disease) PID, is one of the major causes of infertility and it increases drastically the more partners a woman has. That's a medical truth.
LOL, the anti-christ will start out as a baby, stop being so damn sensitive.
Hot person + hot Person = Ugly Babies?? Say it isn't so Anon!!
I want that picture framed it is what beauty is all about.
wtf is wrong with Ho-Lie and Brad Shitt?
1. Brad adopts her kids after being with her less than a year.
2. Ho-Lie lets him.
Who the FUCK would let their babies get adopted by a man she barely knows? A shitty mother, that's who!
I hope the nanny raises them.
Ho-Lie is a homewrecker.Brad is a pussy whipped poser. Kharmic bitchslaps coming soon.
watch for it.
Team Fuckin' Aniston ALL THE WAY!!!!
fertility treatments??!!! i thought this bitch had a super duper estrogen filled vagina that could suck sperm out of the atmosphere...boy,i learn something new everyday
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT! I knew someone with that little body fat would not be able to conceive, without help! HAHAHAHA! I love being right....
GO BRANGELINA!!!
It's already been said but it must be said again: that picture is fucking amazing
2 Pink, I thought it was because C-sections (I am serious here) didnt stretch out the vaginal walls. I can do amazing things since giving birth to my ten pounder, I was tight as a drum before!
coke monkey-
ping pong ball tricks, n' stuff?
Angelina is a freaking Goddess. Period.
She is drop dead gorgeous, Jen didn't have a prayer after Bradley got a whiff of her scent!
Tim, strung together razor blades and Christmas lights like a Thai whore.
NOOOOO!, Your body changes immensely after giving birth and I think these spoilt women would opt not to mess around with that experience!
gets home from school....that's great
Ping pong ball tricks. hahahaha!
Coke Monkey, not to be gross but episiotomys during birth do wonders. They sew you up tighter than you were before. It's hell and in my opinion, way worse than a c-section but in the end it's worth it.
Kellie- Thanks Hun, had one of those too. Sat on an ice pack for a week. No go.
Please enough of Brad and Angelina who wants to bet the baby comes out fugly I dont know but Angies looks on a baby kind of scary
I did too, but in the end it was worth it to me. You know why! lol
Please with Angie's world "good work", how can she handle twins?? Mad, goes to school about once a month!!! Good PR to have your children with you all the time but when the camera are off.....where are the kids "NANNY TIME". Does CA have trunent officers? Think it is time for her to be in jail for not sending her child to school... OH NO she will have 4 KIDS and no education.
Isn't this slut like, 29? I thought chicks in their mid-40s had fertility treatments...
I am so bored with Brad and Angelina...I am starting to get a definite Affleck and J-Lo twitch going.
That is still one gorgeous picture.
(notice I said "picture" not "woman")
CokeMonkey, vaginas were made to stretch, so unless you've had ten or twelve kids, it shouldn't be much different after childbirth, especially if an episiotomy was done. The C-sections in Hollywood are all about planning: planning the day around schedules, planning a tummy tuck while doing the c-section and planning on telling the public they got their amazing figures back in a week or two due to great nutrition, exercise, blah, blah, blah. I'm not saying the average person can't look great after a baby (I only had 5 pounds to go when I left the hospital and was actually smaller AFTER I had my baby in just a few weeks, but I had some good genes), but these celebs put out impossible "standards" and the average woman thinks something is wrong with her if she can't do the same or look the same or whatever after giving birth. There are several stars who will admit they had the tummy tuck, but not many will.
She so sexy!! I watched "their movie" last night, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It was hilarious! They really have chemistry! I see how he fell for her; she was amazingly beautiful and quite sexy! But he was married and should have opted out the movie for the sake of his marriage.
But even though I'm still upset w/Brad Pitt, he is still thee #1 white man that would and could make me cross over--Angelina watch ya back! :0)
Total publicity stunt!!! how long have they been planning to dump this bit of news...ferility pills...OK...and yeeah we know you didn't plan this at all Ange. *wink,wink*
She having two so she can give one to Tom & Katie!
Angelina, Angelina, Angelina, Angelina. Just watched Mr. & Mrs. Smith last night. Movie sucked. But I couldn't stop watching, she is perfection. And them together, I just can't take my eyes away. Angelina, Angelina, Angelina.
Isn't this slut like, 29? I thought chicks in their mid-40s had fertility treatments...
Jan | 01.20.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Good question Jan, one that makes you go Hmmmmmm...
If she is expecting twins that would account for her size if she's due in May.
Hmmmmm?
Looks like she already has a great set of twins under her and another fantastic set just below her back...
nYah..nYAh NYAH!!
Genevieve, I saw it a couple of night ago, too. It totally sucked. I was SO disappointed.
Women in their late 20s can have fertility issues. Some women have low estrogen.. some have trouble ovulating.. some have irregular periods. The list goes on and on. She could have taken Clomid - five pills once a month and I believe it ups your chance for multiple births. She could jetset AND be taking fertility treatment measures. If this is true, that is.
WILL IT BE TRIPLETS, BY THE END OF THE DAY? BTW, SHE DOES LOOK ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. JEN, NEVER HAD A CHANCE.......
She.Is.A.Goddess.
as big as she is allready I think it could be triplets,,,,
M.K. do you really run in the same circles as they do? Or just around them? Can you really afford to eat at those same type of restaurants daily? You know, so you would actually have that chance encounter of 'bumping'into them, as you suggest is so likely, and then getting annoyed about it? Come to think of it, I don't think they visit you neck of NY too often, so why all the hate? You need to take a step back.
That pic is very, very, very hot! Looks like a Vanity Fair cover.
She doesn't have hands, she has talons! Good grief!
SHE LOOKS STUNNING IN THIS PIC..AS IN EVERY OTHER PIC SHE IS IN...JEN WILL NEVER EVER LOOK THIS GOOD
This is such old stuff. The fertility treatment is bullshit. One has to stay put in one place long enough to complete them for them to succeed. As far as the twins, on one of Just Jared's articles about the possible pregnance (this was way before there was any confirmation) some of the comments were from a couple women who worked at the clinic that Angelina went for the sonogram. One of the comments was from one who confirmend reading "pregnant " on the file . Another from the same clinic said that it was "twins".And I read this before there was official confirmation so Female First's must be getting their infor via the grapevine and is messing some of it.
LOL @ boogers. MK you silly boy.
My god all i see is Jolie, JOLIE, JOLIE, JOLIE she's like the bird flue she's everywhere these days. But why??? Nobody cared about this tramp untill Brad was pumping her.
I know it's not her movies because we all know they suck so bad that even Madonna dares to blush, "Life or Something Like It" i'm still in therapy for that one.
She is an insane slut who uses her crack to sit on every cock that is avalible. And now she plays "Saint Mary", who wants to save the world don't make me laugh.
Yes she has a pretty face i'll give her that, but the girl has no hips or ass.
Please, Youri... Calm down! She was very much in the news before Pitt...
As for hips and ass, not many women in Howood do.
Youri has been drinking WAY too much Haterade
Whoa Youri! Too much sugar in your Kool-Aid eh?
Dang!
people take this shit way too seriously.
i love that pic of her and i don't believe that she's having twins.
Team Aniston all the way bitches .
I know i need to stop drinking, but you know what they say about drunks right? They always tell the truth.
NOW WHERE IS MY BEER.
Youri, I think I may love you.
Team Aniston is here? Weight Watchers must have let out early.
Brangelina needs a new name:
I propose
Anegeline HOElie and Brad Shitt to equal
HOElieShitt!
@ 4:09 pm
That is some funny shit
Anon 11:53
from your keyboard to God's ears
Thanks Youri. I love Jolie - you hate her but we still appreciate each other. Sending you a cyber hug.
Team "I've had enough of Brangelina and Vaughniston, will they please all go away for a while?" for me.
Gag.
Lol @ M.K.!!! I hope she gets fat too...I am soooooo sick of hearing about the gruesome two-some. Enough already! I don't care about her, Brad, or her dumbass adopted kids! We get it....they're cute. So is every other baby from Cambodia, Korea, wherever the hell he's from...
Keep writing about them MK. I love these two bitches. They are the key to sending Manny Tranny to the looney bin.
She's trying to stockpile all the babies in the entire world. Next she'll adopt quints from Kazakstan.
Greedy bitch.
LOL at "holie- shitt!" Brilliant!
It's a BOY!! congradulations Angie and Braddie, a blue eyed boy so beautiful.
I love Brangelina, but "HOElie-shitt"
had me laughing my ass off. In Brangelina's defense, If the Pitt & Mainston's marriage was solid...nothing can come between them. You guys were right, Maniston never had a chance.
Angelina is the number one in E 101 Sexiest bodies in Hollywood. they say that her eyes can drop you to your knees and she has this effect on men and women that makes you want to bed her even if you know that she'll stick a knife at your neck at any moment. THAT'S HOW GORGEOS SHE IS!!
FUG MANISTON must be burning her wedding panties in her pot bonfire and chasing FATSO vince with her shriveled va.g.na right now MANISTON WANTS A REVENGE BABY!! BLEEH
She's hot!
And when the babies pop out, Aniston will be wailing at some dark corner.
You know damn well fugly Chinnaffer Maniston would still take Brad back in a heartbeat and drop fugly VVaughn in a heartbeat as well, if Brad wanted her back. Brad don't want her ugly chin and beady eyes. WTF, he is making sweet love to one of the most beautiufl woman in the world nightly. Now they are going to have a baby or babies together while they are busy trying to help those less fortunate, and not be completely self-absorbed celebs like that homely faced bitch jennifer a. is. Jenniffer take you and your fake tits and go get ANOTHER nose job, the first one did not do shit. Get your man chin/jaw looked at while you are at it too. And start looking for another TV show, NOBODY goes to see your bomb movies. Rachel Green on the big screen is all you are dog. YOU will never have to "thank the Academy" like Jolie already has, and maybe will again someday. YOU suck, Your movies suck and bomb, except fo the one with Jim Carrey. And that is only because Jim Carrey was in it , not your ugly ass. I hope you are have a complete mental breakdown over this. Long live Bradgellina!!!!
Brad wouldn't have chin back. He loves Jolie.
she has the glamour of a true movie star, like Liz Taylor, Sophia Loren or Katharine Hepburn. You know that glamour cannot be bought for all the money in the world and glamour cannot be safe either. It should have a mix of beauty, danger, talent, and humbleness at the same time. Hear that Aniston?You may appeal to the desperate housewives of America who got ditched for the hotter younger secretary, but you'll never be glamourous.At most, you're cute and I'm being quite generous.
Has everyone forgotten that Hoelie is a homewrecking slut? Billie Bob was in a long-term relationship with Laura Dern when Angelina HOElie ran off with him. This shit is not going to last! The thing is, she's going to get tired of him long before he gets tired of her.
They are now saying that HOElieShitt are having twins. I'll bet you that shit it true. Those celebrities have themselves implanted with more than one egg, so they can get two babies out of one pregnancy. That is why Julia Roberts' kids are not identical twins, because she had them stick two eggs up there. How fucking immoral. I wish I had done it.
bored. Liz Taylor was the BIGGEST SLUT in Hollywood back in her day. So I see why you compare her to HOElie!
Cocobean20, what kind of person calls adopted babies dumbasses? that's a really stupid thing to say. if you hate Brangelina, fine, but don't insult innocent children in the process, it only makes YOU look like a complete dumbass!
Oh yeah, and whoever said that Aniston mainly appeals to housewives whose husbands leave them for a hotter younger chick is ON POINT. That's why their taking this split so freakin personal.
i mean they're
And another thing. This bitch is BI-SEXUAL. I never have understood men who like women who fucking like women!
Twice the Beauty
...and half the sanity.
poor vince is the only innocent party in this. why is he involved in this mess? he was a good guy and now he's linked with the Brangelina/Aniston crap. get out, Vince. more fish in the sea.
ohmygod! to be compared to elizabeth taylor has got to be a crime. isn't she the old whore who made a gay chauffeur take viagra to have sex with her. until one of the other servants went public. filthy 70-year old whore. she should have asked joan collins how to land her vey own straight boy toy. crazy bitches in hollywood, boy.
no I think that was Liza ^
But Liz is no saint either!
Angie will be doing the same in 30 years!
'HoelieShitt' had me falling off of my seat. That was just classic. I think dee dee is right. Hoelie will tire of Brad Shitt long before he tires of her. And then where will their children be? From another broken home. She inherited her daddy's taste for cheating.
No twins. She is having a baby boy.
Vince is involved because he has worked with all of them, Jennifer and Hoelie and Shitt. He can totally understand where Jennifer is coming from because he saw all of the sneaking and fucking around during Mr. & Mrs. Smith. He's got nothing better to do anyway.
I luv how the Aniston's lovers come here and be droll and bored with this couple but here they are posting on this site bitching about a couple they're bored with....hmmm
The truth shall set you free...Aniston doesn't want babies over her career...get use to that, you're being played by my goody two-shoe...Yep
SEE THE DIRT ON HER FEET????
TAKE A SHOWER BITCH
i love angelina and brad i hope there happy together i wish them all the best!
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