OMG! Goldie looks like someone washed her ass and hung her up wet to dry!
This pic of Goldie is now my dest top background. Thanks!
Goldie looks like she dug her high school prom dress out of the attic and then her face and tits fell down
Meg Ryan is totally posing with Goldie Hawn because she actually looks good next to her, even with her fucked-up face!
Goldie needs a make-over, too!
What is it with these aging faux-blondes?? I say round up all the fried-wanna-be-blondes and give them some age-appropriate clothing, makeup and softer hair coloring...
Pam, Goldie, Nicolette, Meg, etc... yeah, I be talking to YOU!
LOL, Big Pooch. How true that is.
They are the poster children for Plastic Surgery Gone Very Wrong!
She will probably name the little baby girl:
Sum Ting Wong Ryan
Every time someone asks the little girl what her name is, she will say, "Sum Ting Wong! Sum Ting Wong!" but she will be talking about her mother's busted face.
Yikes! Was Goldie photoshopped???
I started cackling like an evil witch when I saw that picture.
OHMYGOD 2PINK I am Killing myself laughing! You are too goddam funny.
Goldie is scary but she does make Meg look good.
Love Goldie, but someone should have stopped her before she left the house.
Why go all the way to China when we have 100's of kids here who need loving homes?
If Charlotte from SATC can get a Chinese baby, I don't see what's so fucking hard about Meg getting one...
Further, I'm sure Angelina can get one for her in within 24 hours...she knows people....
Lastly, she's cracked out and children should probably not be allowed to be part of her psychosis...
I'm joking.
Goldie looks like she's sleeping rough.
Time for Kurt to come back from the dark side.
They look like the twin owner's of Whitetrahsville's Road Kill Cafe.
goldie hawn is melting.
I'm ok with this as long as Meg combs her hair
Meg Ryan is apparently adopting a Chinese baby today, because her face will break-up if she gives birth.
OMFG!!!! MK, you're a funny bitch!
2 pink balloons:
"sum ting wong ryan" made me laugh out loud.
this website will get me fired one day.
Oldie Goldie - ack....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Goldie what happen lol
"Death Really Becomes Her"
*Paging Goldie Hawn*
*Paging Goldie Hawn*
Your Plastic Surgeon wasnt done yet. Please come back to the 5th Floor so we can continue.
*Paging Goldie Hawn*
*Paging Goldie Hawn*
My God! I thought Goldie was David Lee Roth!!
Blech.
Good God...I hope that Goldie wasn't anywhere important looking like that. She looks like shit. Even I, a humble mortal, wouldn't go out looking that crappy.
no denying goldie's showing her age in this pic but it's meg who truly scares the hell out of me!! awful plastic surgery... she totally ruined her face. i keep thinking of betsy from as the world turns... she was pretty- why screw it up??
Dammit, MK!!!!! You made me spit my soup onto my monitor!!! "Hurry up and buy"! hahahahahahahahahaha. MK, you should take your act on the road, I'd pay to see it.
Poor Goldie...age is a bitch.
MK, this should make the official dlisted photo hall of fame. Aging in Hollywood is a real bitch.
Poor Meg Ryan. She used the deadly combination of deodorant and shampoo.
I love you even more for your "Menace to Society" reference, "hurry up and buy!" awesome.
she looks wasted to me
Is this a scene from Death Becomes Her II?
These Asian babies are going fast! There must be a bargain bin somewhere.
see, the trick to looking semi good is to stand next to an old dried up bag...and this case it almost worked...almost
They should both sue their surgeons...That's amazing...
Goldie didn't turn out to be a "Golden Oldie". I'm quite shocked she allowed herself to photographed like this. She looks broken down and depressed. It's so sad, because she was so bubbly and cute.
Oh......My.......God
OH LORDY!!!! A quick scroll down, and I swear I thought Goldie was Jabba the Hut!
Chill out folks, she's just in makeup for her role as Homer in the live-action Simpsons movie.
*Meg has been waiting for months to get approved to buy a baby in China. Months?! Please, you know she just flashed her Black AMEX and they shouted "Hurry up and buy!"*
OMG!!! PURE COMEDY!!! LMAO!
Maybe Meg is adopting an Asian baby because, with all her plastic surgeries, she is beginning to look a little "asian" herself.
And when will Hollywood actresses learn to grow old gracefully? Look at Susan Sarandon, bitches!
MK, you are sooo wrong, "And this pic of Meg with Goldie Hawn is CLASSIC. I should just post this everyday for the rest of my life."
Ha! Now that's entertainment!
Ok, from now on, I'm gonna be real nice to my Mom. I don't want to end up looking like the girls in the Mother Haters Club: Meg Ryan and Jennifer Aniston. Hate obviously not only withers your soul, it also makes you FUG.
who would have thought someone as cute as Goldie was as a younger woman....would end up looking like that? EKKK!
Wow!! Goodbye Goldie, Hello Moldie
I saw pics from this same event and with better lighting Goldie's sags and bags were completely gone. So see guys, it's all smoke and mirrors!
I think they both have meth face
Biter? Bitter? What is the title?!
I hope I look this good when I'm a thousand years old.
OMG- DList is too funny today, MK's gang is on fire. So glad I don't have to be anywhere.
Goldie needs a new hairdo. Those "neck bangs" just aren't doing the trick any more.
There are pics of Goldie and Meg at that event where they look okay.
But if you want to keep on repeating yourself endlessly, go right ahead. BORING!
Photoshopped! Goldie's head isn't sitting on her neck properly.
Ahhhh....that pic could make KFed sterile.
Omg it looks like Meg Ryan with a really bad tranny!
Chinese girls are often abandoned or killed because of China's one child policy. Apparently, Chinese parents prefer sons only. Meg is doing a wonderful thing for this baby.
Once again, still another celebrity that has actually been a man all along. This picture proves Goldie Hawn is a man. LOOK AT HER! How tragic is that?
Plastic Surgery Disasters.
Chinese girls are often abandoned or killed because of China's one child policy. Apparently, Chinese parents prefer sons only. Meg is doing a wonderful thing for this baby.
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you make all chinese parents sound fucked up, in fact only SOME uneducated people prefer sons over daughters.
No matter how many times I see that picture it scares me. I'll bet she's adopting because Dennis Quaid & his wife are expecting.
I am going to print out this picture and put it on my bathroom mirror and anytime I feel especially not-pretty I can look at the picture and immediately feel MUCH better!
Goldie could be a cro-mag in a remake of Clan of the Cave Bear
Is that really Goldie Hawn? Or is Tim Curry doing drag again.
Malibu Frank N.Furter!
Actually, Goldie looks like Marilyn Monroe...as she is today.
What's with the wrestler's neck?
Goldie's going to be the most popular photo partner in Hollywood! Everyone with bad face issues will kill to stand next to her on the red carpet. Madonna will be first in line.
They look like those "Comedy/Tragedy" porcelain masks.
Omg....an example of when you lye down after 168th Botox session...Sorry Meg, you're venturing into Scarytown...
Goldie Hawn has really started showing her age over the past year. Someone asked if this had been photoshopped. I don't think her photos have been photoshopped over the past year and we're finally seeing the real her.
Meg used to be very pretty -- she's ruined her looks with surgery.
I know Goldie has been in her robe & slippers eatin chocolate for 3 days now unable to leave the house @ the thought of this photo being leaked.
she needs to come back to cinema & stop being a trophy wife for that dwarfy closet case husss-band of hers. Goldie is such a major talent , she has done nothing for the last 20 yrs except be a tabloid queen.
Rent or buy this weekend kids some of her movies, Private Benjamin, Foul Play, & her best film Sugarland Express, 2nd film Speilberg ever directed.
this is cleary NOT her best angle.
meg ryan looks otherworldly next to Goldie. Fugly down.
Come back Goldie, we LOVEYOU !!1
Goldie Hawn kind of looks like Lips Manless from Dick Tracy.
OMG nice picture! I thought this was Meg's mother for a second.
And THIS is what Kate Hudson has to look forward to!
LOLA, Amen, Sister. Meg was cute, even though she was aging. But, the surgery she had was the worse of two evils - she should have just opted to age gracefully. She looks like a science project now. And, her career has gone down the toilet since she screwed Russell Crowe (gag me) and wrecked her marriage to Dennis Quaid. I love, love, love Goldie. She did some great work and I loved her effervescent personality. The last funny thing I can remember her in was First Wives Club, but I draw a blank on anything after that.
lol @ "hurry up and buy" hahaha
Adoption from China takes at least 10-12 months. If Dennis latest wh*re is expecting, that happened well after adoptionpapers were filed.
Ok, what I really want to know's whethor or not Goldie's the one (from Ted Casablanca's Blind Vice column) who's permanently nicotine stained from smoking so bloody much after having a cosmetic overhaul.
Damn, the least she could have done is force half a smile if she knew somebody was pointing a camera at her. Looks like she woke up drunk and confused somewhere and Meg is holding her up.
That picture... even dried prunes look smoother than their faces.
LOVE that picture..........can't get enough of it. I always think of "Death Becomes Her" even tho it was Meryl Streep instead of Meg. ROFL
Goldie looks all flustered. I can imagine her yelling out to her assitant 'YAMS! GIVE ME YAMS!'
gorgeous
i drive meg when shes in new york. what she needs is a MAN! no another kid
Yes, and I am the Queen of England.
Goldie looks like a cracked out/has-been DUDE wrestler!!!
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