I wish we could have sex in our commercials. Cause they rock!! Anyone ever watch the HBO Specials? I also like the Best Commercials of the Year hosted by Kevin Neeland(?) It shows the naughty ones too!!
FUCKING HILARIOUS! At first I thought it was a black dick!
Happens to me all the time.
No, wait. That was my fantasy life I'm talking about.
Commercials are suppose to sell, not turn off people.
There's a time a place for sex... I ain't a prude, but sex in commercials is tacky.
Iam glad we don't have these things.... very inappropriate for the eyes of our children..... isn't internet porn enough?
God bless the Germans.
I'm glad she's eating his cheeto!! 
Oh fuck! good night everyone!
wow good sucker she is! did she swallow afterwards?
I don't want to sound like a complete prude...but, I'm fucking embarrassed!
If I saw that on TV in front of my mom and/or my teenager, I would die!
Brille notig means "needs glasses" or something like that. Think it's for some optical company.
Kind of ick.
@ heartsflowers
MY GOD, i bet you did not have sex since your teenager. It's just SEX and a joke grow up.
Europeans are GROSS MINDED. SO DARK SIDED. PAN THESE commericials for GOD SAKE.
NOT GOOD
We know it's "just sex" but actually I didn't know what brand it was for b/c I was so enraptured watching the girl. good commercial??!!
shut the fuck off granny BITCH
Thank you Translation... saved me a google. That is a very fun commercial. No ick here 
STOP it FOR GOD SAKE. STOP IT.
with the advent of tivo, who watches commercials anymore?
queen, baby...I just had sex about three hours ago...just not in front of my kid and my mom or you, either, asshole.
heartsflowers | YOU SON OF A SATAN FUCK
THEIR Ads (possessive) NOT THERE ads!!!!!
Granny needs her pills NOW.
gossipfan, Didia and heartsflowers:
A piece of advice: save some money and take a trip to Europe, Southamerica or any other place where people is not sexually repressed and culturally ignorant, and then you will understand.
Hey, Hearts! HIT IT! I thought this was funny but I would not want my kid to see it and I sure as hell wouldn't want to be watching TV with my parents/grandparents if it came on!
I never watch commercials anymore. Loving my DVR!
@ heartsflowers
Does you're bitch know you had sex 3 hours ago??
@ A.
THANK YOU!!!!!!
STOP STOP STOP. YOU ALL SATANS
I think we all are entitled to our opinions people !
I have lived in Europe, for shit's sake...I just don't take sex as lightly as all you high schoolers do.
Mouse, girl, I thought it was hilarious, too, I just think that this sort of display is coarse.
Mouse agrees with me...she loves it, she just sure as shit does not want to see it in front of children, parents, and grandparents.
And Granny...YOU SON OF A SATAN FUCK!
owie..that really hurt...not.
Queen and Granny, please stop. We all have our opinions.
It's getting nasty, and it's not even a Jolie/Brad/Jennifer thread. WTF is going on???
Thanks Mouse and Katie Scarlett!
I am sorry that I tread on some people's demands for free public blow jobs.
I don't rag on other people's opinions...why rag on mine?
Cuz it sucks?
ok, I just viewed it. Still... there's no way in hellz that would be shown here in the states. LOL!
hearts.. just ignore them they go away
kind of like when you flush the toilet
And, one last thing...if I was really so down on sex...why I am one of the only ones to have downloaded the Colin Farrell sex tape and watched it twice!!
I just think the commercial was a bit infantile...but if you loved it, hey, different strokes, baby.
You A... is that short for asshole?
I've travelled Europe, Canada, and China dipshit. So fuck off!
BTW, I'm the proud owner of 2 gay DVDs! 
that was awesome. It's like that Kylie Commercial a while back where she was writhing around on that mechanical bull?
Jesus...Europeans are fucking hot.
Katie Scarlett. You are amazing for continuing to type with your keyboard up your Vagina!! I bow down
Hearts...how was it?
Sex?
What's that?
Sex is like eating good in the neighborhood!
Me ? You are a beacon in the contraversial mess. hee
my walls are typing !!!!
Dayanara...
The Colin tape is actually pretty hot...I liked it. It kind of makes me "appreciate" old Colin. Especially the blow job part!!
I got it when a "certain" blog linked it for about 5 minutes.
THEIR ads
not THERE!
and I only got the script ..c'mon heartsflowers give
Oh for the love of God!
There's a script to the video? WTF?
How many of you saw the link yesterday? I must have been one of the lucky ones to get it.
About 13 minutes long...Colin is nicely hung...blow job...intercourse...and then eating pussy...all the while he is telling her how "fucking sexy and hot" she is...which in my opinion was kinda hot.
Plus, they seemed to genuinely care about each other.
Where can I get this thing? I heard that wasn't really him?
Who do I have to fuck to get a copy?
Yeah, Kats, no shit!
Mouse...A certain blogger that we both know and love had it linked on his site yesterday for about 5 minutes.
Now, my teenager (yes, that teenager) claims you can get it on LimeWire.
Yes, it is definitely him...he should be proud of his work!
ha ha ha ha
I'll fuck a cheeto for a copy!
there is .. Mouse. seriously.
WTF for, Ophelia? So you can read along with the action?
Hearts, why did he take it down? His mommy see it?
Try LimeWire, guys...that's how the kid got "One Night In Paris" for me!
He is in the process of sueing Perez Hilton for having it on his site!
That's why I won't "out" anyone else for it.
Listen, Colin, it improved my opinion of you, honey! 
You saw that Paris mess? Is it true she answers her fucking CELL in the middle of hitting it?
Well, the one I saw looked like she was being taped through night vision googles...and she looked so fucking bored! Plus she keeps smiling at the camera!
I must not have gotten the whole mess as I didn't see the cell phone part.
I'll have to get the kid on that for me!
Paris Hilton did the same thing before she peed the taxi.
Hearts, I also heard she's really shitty at blow jobs. I guess you can tell from the video?
Yeah, she a little too into herself to really be a good sex partner.
Kinda mechanical...if you know what I mean.
The stills I saw of her chowing you can so tell she's aware the camera is on her and is making up what she thinks are sultry/sexy expressions.
it is theirs not theres
http://www.yourfilehost.com/
medi...e=spermbank.wmv
gossipfan:
you own 2 gay DVDs, good for you, we are all proud, that shows how mature you are
Colin could only go 13 minutes? Intercourse and 2 orals?? Oh my. I have went disappointed.
And I lurve this commercial!
idiot!
there-like over there
they're-they are going to the park
their-their cat is fluffy
sorry, but I cant stand that
where can i buy that car?
'Tis is just a comment to Hearts and please don't get mad, it's just something I've noticed. You said you wouldn't want to see the commercial in front of your mother or even you teenage daughter who in fact knows how to get Colin's sex tape...I think I'd be a bit more worried about my kid seeing the sex tape(not saying she has, but if she knows how to get it, then I'd believe that she knows how to get alot of other things also) than this commercial. Just wanted to point that out, I'm not trying to start anything.
That's just wrong. Thank goodness we don't have that shit here on commercials. That's what PORN is for, see? There's a difference. If I WANT that shit I'll go find it. It won't be in my FACE.
twistedBITCH...
Anyone who has a child (I have a son, by the way) knows the dangers of the Internet...between chatrooms, readily available porn, and all around bad influences. There is a huge conflict within every parent...whether the benefits of the child having a computer or access to one outweights the dangers.
I exercise parental controls...just like everyone else. The fact that he knows how to get it doesn't mean that I condone it. Or that he won't get punished for it if I catch him. I am still glad that he and I can talk about such a subject fairly openly.
That being said, I still would get mightily embarrassed if someone not my contemporary was in the room watching TV with me and that ad came on...I don't know too many people who wouldn't be a little bashful about that with Grandma sitting right there. Now if my gal pals were sitting there drinking Margaritas, I am sure I would have a much different reaction!
I thought the ad was funny and over the top.
Not offended at all, twisted! I like a good dialogue...you have made some good points!
OK, it's Dutch, not German. Yes, in this country, sadly, sex is bad and violence is good. Those same people here that would choke on their Pepsi if this commercial aired in front of their children would most likely have no problem watching a violent program with them. At work, I could not discuss this commercial without fear of separation, while I could easily discuss a decapitation witnessed in a movie with no fear of reprisal. Let's see, one kills you and one feels good, so which should we be horrified by?
I agree, S with A...
I have a way bigger problem with violence than sex...
I let my son watch "The Full Monty" when he was 12 or 13...I thought it was sweet and funny...more people gave me shit for that because of the hint of same sex relationships and the nudity (sort of). These same folk let the kids watch "Chucky" in all his incarnations and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
WTF!
this is hysterical!
Ik dacht die een grote zwarte haan voor een seconde was!
(Dutch for: I thought that was a big black cock for a second!)
I'm not a prude, but...
anybody who says that before they condemn this
Yes. Yes, you are.
That ad...... is cool.
But what's it selling anyway?
Brille nötig = Need Glasses? It's from Germany, but never shown on TV, because it's no official spot, sorry to disappoint you
That was hilarious!
This commercial is a generic commercial for opticians, much like the "Got Milk" commercials. "Need Glasses?" is indeed a good translation, translation. The answer is "Ihr Optiker" (Your optician)
This ad would not be shown throughout the day. There is a thing called water shed, so anything really violent or sexual is shown AFTER 8pm or 9pm...when the little kiddies shoud be in bed.
As far as teens, grans or your mums being present...who gives a fuck! Sex is universal and well...completly natural. How do you think you all got here?!! Quit being such prudes!
damn! that left nothing to the imagination. It's stuff like this that shows how repressed the U.S. is. Wish I had shit like that playing on my tv all day :-/
What a lucky car!
ahhh, the dutch. they're SO open minded they're uptight.
just showed it to my mom and she loved it. She laughed harder when she heard the translation.
thnx
hey does anyone kno the name of that song that plays in the background cus i need to kno it i love it anyone feel the same email me at chillinhard@gmail.com
i want to the song of the commercial
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