tsk tsk jessica. papa joe's not gonna be happy bout htis one
Jude Law deserves some broke-face stripper. He is so fackin nasty!
hahahahahahaha I LOVE it....Finally she is caught red handed...she should have at least had her asst. bring her different shoes or pants to not make it so freaking obvious!!! Guys shirt with last night's pants and shoes...DEAD GIVEAWAY!!!
Jude,
That is just wrong. A broke down stripper? Go on home and ask Sadie for a three way with one of her friends just for old time's sake.
Me.
oh and i LOVE the half grin on her face b/c she knows she is caught...or she just got some good ass! Even celebs can't get away with it all!
You would think Chestica would have been a little more discreet getting picked up. I think she wanted to be found out.
Great........to bad no one had photo of the night before to see if Adam was wearing that shirt!!!!
he looks so pretty in that picture!!!
"Man-whore" might be the funniest thing that Page 6 ever wrote...And I don't know if this is wrong, but I would totally do that prostidude anyday...
I wonder how many dudes Chessy has slept with since Nick now.
And about the PapeJoe comment, I cannot imagine my father being so involved in my life and career that he would know my sex romps...it makes me nauseous just thinking about it...but you know he reads all this shit because he's "super-manager" of the fucking year...
Stake out the Chateau lobby MK!!! Maybe you can bust some other celebs getting their freak on and then you can post immediately.
I see Chestica is still wearing Poppa Joe's shirt. He's a dirty chav, but Jude looks a little yummy in that picture. He must like dirty girls.
What has happened to Jessica's face?
Jude may be nasty, but I'd still hit it.
If Chessie is wearing a guy's shirt he must really be a real bitch to wear a little girl shirt like that!
That nipple is nasty can we cover it?
jude's hair looks very Studio Line by L'Oreal in that pic.
jessica's a skank whore...buy i guess skank whores deserve to have their fun too. i was initially inclined to be disappointed about adam levine but...he's a rockstar, and it's a rockstar's job to have one-night stands at the Chateau Marmont, so i guess i can't really say anything.
Jessica looks like the cat that ate the canary
she should have waited in the room until caca got there then called her to come out DUH DUMB BITCH
Jude is a fucking piece of shit. Cover the nipple, you shit ball
is canary chicken or fish?
har har.
nick has been with a bevy of girls lately getting his groove on-jess deserves to have fun too.
Jude may be nasty. I'd still hit it.
Jessica has that I-am-a-mental-midget look on her face.
MizRo 
fuck i was totally at the chateau tuesday night & just sat around being pouty that the bar was closed for renovation. i should have just stood outside with my digicam.
I would like to think jude wouldn't touch Bam's leftovers.
Chestica needs some more collagen in those lips!
Glad Chesitca got caught. I seen this picture yesterday. Her dad gets on my nerves..The whole family are nuts. Not sure about her mom, though?..
Cheeto Sas, her mother looks the other way while Joe hits on his own daughter! What do YOU think?
She is sucking on the inside of her lip where the sore is.
Ok, Mouse. I guess she is like the rest of them. Glad I am not part of the family.. 
She has cheetos up her vagina just like the rest of you whores!!!!!
So I wouldn't be talking if I were you!
Cheeto Sas, I think most of us with ya there!
Queen Putas, I think that's where the last lttile bit of daddy's jizz is. Good to the last drop!
Gotta love the walk of shame. We have all been there...
Anon...Thanks for being a hater of mine. You made my day..
Cheeto Sas, we call them "stalkers". Get it right bitch!
Mouse..
How should I address you now? Head? Woody's head? Mouse head? Mouse wood?
Does anyone have pictures to see if her dad was wearing that shirt the night before?
Jessica didn't get caught... she planned this! She didn't have to wander around the parking lot looking for Caycee... she wants people to know this.
What a beautiful picture of Jude Law.
Nice picture with the nip slip
It's all good. Mouie, but I guess I still prefer Mouse. Just goofing cuz it's Fry-day.
hahah!! k hon!
That is the hottest pic of Jude. Remember the good old days when his cock was worth sucking?
Thanks, baby.
i would think that chestica would have the early-morning-sneak-out perfected by now.
funny thing about these two pics is jessica looks like a guy and jude looks like a girl.
you're right, they should hook up, and not forget to bring the strap-on 'cause you know who's gonna be doing the fucking!
BTW a beat-down stripper can't be any worse than bony-assed hag sienna.
Jude Law looks like a fag no matter how many bitches he says he fucks!
so funny, did the paps stalk the place all night waiting for her to come out? god, they have pathetic lives.
i guess the rumors of her turning down Adam was not true- they prolly exchanged a quick 'meet me here at X o clock.bye' kinda conversation to avoid suspicions
Her face is screaming - - - all to the Cartman on Southpark - "I swear you guuuuyysss, I don't know how I got in there."
It sounds like Jude has collected all of the STDs that are circulating around Europe from his wife swapping,and orgy days, so now he's just looking to add more variation to has collection by sampling the low lifes here in the U.S.
However, If he collects all 760 variations of VD, he will win a life time membership to the Studies of Venereal Diseases, and Disorders in Amsterdam.
Nothing he ever does will make me want to fuck him less. Is there something wrong with me? I have severe Jude lust.
Um, it's not a good thing to have cheetos in your vagina.....
Scout, I agree---Jessica planned this so she can get the front pages of the tabloids again since Angelina/Brad/Jennifer and Britney have taken over!
Jude, on the other hand, probably doesn't want to be caught...but it's really hard to cheat when you're a celebrity and everyone is watching you!!! Hopefully Sienna will finally see the huge red flag that's been waving in her face for so long and dump the guy for good!
Jude likes the ugly sex! That British nanny was fug, Sadie ain't no prize, and Kate Moss was right! Sienna Miller is totally a poor man's Kate Moss! Except she doesn't pull it off and she looks like a dolled-up sewer rat.
Is it just me or does Jessica's mouth look relatively normal/uncollagened in this series of photos? Could just be me.
Ugly sex is hot, but not Jude Law-style.
Before you print CRAP check your sources or do you just STEAL from other sites.CHECK Perezhilton.com for the truth.IT"S ALL BULL. It's one thing to print true stuff but mean garbage like that shows that you're just like the rest of the scum.
Long long long long hard night of bun poppin!
english men love the same kind of woman, sluts that why chris martin is with gweneth
If this gets enough press maybe they won't be able to continue to peddle the "poor Jess, I'm so sad over my divorce" bullshit! She's a skankwhore and now everyone knows it for sure.
I don't think she planned it -- she was probably fucked up on coke and alcohol and slept in too late to leave before daylight. I think they've been effective in the "poor Jess" story since she's divorcing Nick -- too effective for her to "plan" to get caught...that destroys the "poor me" shit they've been peddling to the press.
i will say i wouldn't mind her rummaging in the trunk of MY bmw the next morning.
Jess' looking like a wreck lately!
Anonymous | 01.27.06 - 6:06 pm
Perez, welcome to Dlisted. I know that's you girlfriend.
OK, I know her nickname is old news but seriously, every time I see "Chestica" in type I laugh a little...
She looks like she needs a toothbrush
It's definitely the "walk of shame" (and the lame!) She looks like she's sneaking in after curfew. Wonder if Poppa Joe keeps her on a short leash? I swear that looks like his shirt.
Mimi, we keep the Chestica Simpson thing fresh by alternating it with Chestica Frankenlips, Plastica Simpson, Plastica Simpleton, etc. (the variations are endless)
or retarded cheeto vagina.....
Retarded Cheeto Vagina is so hot, but it is gotta just 2 names, so Retarded CheetoVagina is better. Or Retarda CheetoVagina.
As long as Jude stays away from Keira Knightly, he can father many fuggly chillin's.
Jude's chillins are far from fugly. I don't usually give a second glance to celebrity brats but these ones look like a painting.
Anyway, I look forward to the stripper's breathless tell all and can only hope a pool table is somehow involved.
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