Someone please send this catelogue to Star Jones.
This is hilarious. Binga, I totally agree with you. Wow, that really was a good laugh. Thanks...back to studying. 
YAY! Christians!
How the fuck do you swim in that? It's a damn good workout I guess.
Kanye West should put on one of these!
I bet their target market is home schoolers...
well, women should be ashamed of their bodies. their dirty pillows and their bloody gashes.
they should wear these swimsuits, and cook my casserole, and feed milk to my babies.
also, never drive a car, not vote, and not wear shoes.
these are the 8 rules for dating my teenage daughter.
Ryan Seacrest mass ordered these for himself one time I think.
I'll take my bikini, bitches!
I wouldn't mind seeing Tara Reid in one of these either, her nasty ass needs a good cover up, maybe one with an attachable mask?
Tara Reid needs more than an extensive bathing suit. She needs a body bag. Debatable air holes.
I'm seeing Ryan seacrest in a pretty teal outfit with matching murse and a pretty navy blue hair ribbon.
And pink sequined shoes.
I swear to GOD I am voting Democrat next time (I didnt vote at all a year ago)
LOL! Mormons are so silly!
oooo, showing a little ankle...yeah...you dirty minx...one day i hope to kiss your hand...sexy...but, first, i have to churn butter and shun anything electrical and worship god.
me and all my Christian friends voted Democrat...
OMG....to Liza Minnelli and Jerry Hall
And spandex under a black dress?? Is that punishment because God let the hot as hell sun out???
...but sometimes we don't want our eyes 'drawn to the face'.
They look like oversized wetsuits...i honestly dont think that anyone would ever buy one of those
It's to remind them what the fiery pits of hell feel like in case they get any ideas about showing any skin.
i come here looking for an image to take to the john with me for my daily wank, and THIS is what i'm greeted with?
fucksandwiches, man.
And they think WE'RE sick?? HAH!
dear fundamentalist christians-
thank you for teaching my children that their bodies are shameful.
also, please keep your priests finger's out of my son's ass...he's only 6.
yours in faith.
-bonnie hunt
just wear a spandex burkha!
If I ever see a group of women wearing these things I'm going to run through them naked and flailing.
right on tim. Hallelujah! PREACH IT, BRUTHA!
Just a thought....great tan lines.
domino, you are dirty
I think these will also go over well in the Orthodox Jew and Hasidic sects.
yes, indeed i am. but not as dirty as a menstrual blood sandwich. that's just dirty.
i prefer my menstrual blood as salad dressing.
As a Christian, I feel I should not wear a speedo to the beach. Actually, I hate to admit it, but I probably would if I were better hung.
all i know is...once they've been worn once...i can't wait to sniff 'em.
Wouldn't wear this in a million years!
everyone knows that if your boobie flops out of your swimwear at the beach, you will be condemed to hell for all eternity. everything from your thigh up is the devil!!!!!!!!!!!!
kinda funny their website has an Oregon phone number. Those suits would look great with Nikes. And we all know how Oregon is know for their spectacular beaches.
i think it's kind of slutty how these suits are cinched at the waist like that.
and pink is a harlot's color.
Warren...
HA!!! 
Funny!
roflmao @ the paris bony ass/thong
Ha, Tim!!! U r a riot!!
Tim 
you know what the church needs to really do...repress sexuality even more.
syringe sperm out of men's testicles and jab it into women's abodmens...this way, now one will ever have sex again, and everyone can sip ambrosia from a chalise atop a fucking unicorn galloping through heaven.
also good for fat chicks that shouldn't wear bikinis (but do) to the beach.
meep --->hysterical.
i love you tim. and i'm a hetero guy. but i still fucking love you, and would have your syringe of sperm baby any day.
When I go to their website I don't see the men's swimwear. Oh wait, there isn't any? Gee, why is that?
We all know you wouldn't dayanacho, whores don't cover up that much
Gosh, this makes me a little happier that I was raised Caribbean Catholic. There's some f'ed up shit in Catholicisim too don't get me wrong and thusly I'm a dirty heathen, but this swimwear comes straight from the land of Children of the Corn and "He who walks between the Rows".
Tim is my hero. You so get it. 
Menstrual blood cheetos sound good!
Tim - u have some weird ideas about the Church (with a capital C). Are you Catholic or Baptist? You should be Presbyterian, we can smoke, drink, and have sex, although I should be married.
And, MK, stop lumping all those of faith in 1 category. I mean damn!
"Who wants to go to the bitch wearing a damn dress. "
Obviously you care more about burning Christians than than spelling
domino, careful man. you're nearly sinning. in fact, you're close enough to sinning that...i'm going to go ahead and condemn you to an eternity of burning in hell for being so close to sin.
i'm sorry, it's my duty as a christian.
We are all going to hell......
If you jumped into the water, the weight of the clothes would make you drown! If you came to get a tan, it doesn't work either. HOWEVER, it's better than all the skanks that are all over the beach (and evereywhere else.) I get SOOOOOO sick of sluts everywhere.
religion is for idiots. there, i said it.
there's no invisible man who won't let you into fucking heaven for wearing a bikini, or for leaving the house without a goddamn veil, or for fuck knows what else.
I would buy this for my daughter. I would. I don't buy her swimsuits that exploit her body. I always buy the kind made like shorts or I put shorts atop her swimsuit.
And no, it has nothing to do with me causing my daughter to feel shameful about her body. On the contrary I want her to feel her body is hers and something special and not to be shared with the entire world—and that when she gets old enough she can expose herself to her then husband and that's all.
If it had anything to do with shamefulness, why don't they put little boys on Speedos? Huh? Huh? Huh? I don't hear you saying, "Oh let little Johnny wear his poke-a-dot Speedo!" Oh, but it's ok, for little Mika to wear a skimpy two piece bikini...people please!
modesty sucks...i think they are the ones supressing my gravatar...just cause i choose to go swimming in my undies.
Tim, my love for you will save me from the pit.
oooooo, i can hear those keyboards clacking from HERE!!!!
come and git me, ya crazy bunch of xtians!
CokeMonkey--don't assume all Republicans support something like this--or even Christians for that matter--I hope you make a better informed decision about who to vote for that extends beyond one's beachwear. I'm a Republican who loves my bikinis, thank you very much 
THIS is hell! Right here on good, old, Earth.
you know...it's not our fault if someone else get's turned on by our bodies. some people just can't control their PBS's and that's why they feel the need to cover everyone else up.
chill out, not everything is sexual.
the weight of the clothes would NOT make you drown...if you were not a witch. if you were not consorting with the devil, you would float to the surface like an angel.
i also love meep.
meep, please join me and tim in a heathen 3way of love and stuff.
i know some of you people have seen the Dugger family wearing this shit. The Duggers are that family thats got 16 kids and make tator tot cassarole for dinner.
Ha Ha awesome rollerslut!
LOL, truly not all Christians are the same by any means! I think this is brought to you by Jerry Falwell and those freaks that make that weird video game series, books and movies about the rapture. They'd love to see us all dressed in burkas while men walk around naked with the beer bellies and dicks out. Why are fundamentalism sects always the complete opposites of their religion's actual ideals?
Tim - will you marry me? Or can we just live in sin? You are on fire today!
Ha Ha meep meep. LOL
I went to Chasidic all-girls camp in HS (don't ask) and we had seperate swim times for men and women with a huge wooden fence around the pool (it was at a Chasidic hotel in the Catskills). However, when we went tubing down the Deleware river, we were forced to where long ankle skirts and shirts that covered out collarbone and elbows OVER our bathing suits.
So I hate to say it, but these "swimsuits" touted by the Christian right, are like "slut outfits" compared to Chasidic swimwear.
I meant "wear" not "where"...AHH
Psst... mk... you spelled "beach" wrong. 
pssst...m....i think it was on porpoise.
The first thing I thought of when I saw these was Mormon underwear.
http://www.nowscape.com/mormon/u...on/
undrwrmo.htm
Religion on a Friday afternoon! Yecch!
Seriously, can someone explain why religions of all kinds make people ashamed and afraid of their bodies, and the bodies of others? is it because they want to save people from the shock of seeing that one-person-in-a-billion with an octopus for a cock, or a typewriter-shaped tit?
whatever...i'm going to hell anyways cause i like to stick it in boys.
i might as well wear as little clothing as possible, drink until i puke, and do every drug that's handed to me. right?
heh. octocock. i just had a great idea for a porno.
dear god,
never spare me the shock of seeing an octopus-cock.
*does ten hail marys*
Domino, it's more about self-control and the lack thereof. Also, as someone who wears pants and short skirts, but at one point didn't, I assure you that the your confidence skyrockets when dressed modestly. People can't lear at your body when they can't see it. Further, it's to aid men in surpressing their sexual gratifications with women they are not married to.
Might as well wear a bruka.
Some Christians just hate women.
one hail mary per heathen octopus cockhead - classy. and heavenly.
Warren and Tim you are killing me!!!!
(with laughter DARK laughter)
AJ- My husband was the Pres. of the Young Rep. in my cty. when I met him and I still married him, so I know, but it's the religous right that scares that CRAP outta me.
Bitchified - it's about CONTROL, pure and simple, same as every other facet of every other religion.
what is 'PBS's'?
everybody's invited to the 3way!
i get to where pink!
who wants to lead the pre-orgy group prayer?
the fucked up thing is, the more covered up they are the more you want to see what's underneath.
don't have a problem with girls who want to be modest, but this is taking it just a tad too far. hey, why not have sex segregated beaches like in iran?
love the 80's hair!!!
why not just kill all women and just be done with it? then our urges to disappear! along with our urge to NOT BLOW OUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
Domino, this coming from someone who has never experienced it firsthand. I understand modesty and respect it. Have you ever been acquainted with someone who has been that religious?
that makes little sense domino - smarten up - you meant "then our urges disappear"...faget.
meep...you miss SNL this past weekend with Peter Sarsgaard?
PBS..is protruding bone situation. if you watched it, it was funny.
but maybe not here.
Brent, that's true. It becomes more forbidden, more lustful.
Bitchified - parts of my family were that religious. i've essentially disowned them. buncha freaks.
anyhow, i have to go (right before the party gets started, i suspect) - can't wait to see what is about to be unleashed here when i check back later.
toodles, my poodles.
Amen! I'm with you Rollerslut! If I can't be good, I might as well be good at being bad.
That is so sad! You know if you saw someone wearing this at the beach, you would laugh your ass off!
Ahhhh domino dude...u say ur hetero, but ahhh, me thinks ur bi..bye!
WHORES UNITE!
Please! This is the BEGINNING of the end!
Full-body Swimsuits: check.
Overturn Roe vs. Wade: check.
are Protruding Bone Situations brought to you by the coporation of public broadcasting, and sponsored in part by viewer's like you?
adam and eve wore leaves! leaves!
even i can't get away with that.
meep...that was part of the whole joke...but you had to watch it, it's not funny if i try to explain it.
and the more i talk about it, the less funny it is overall.
dude...just don't eat the apple and don't eat the snake. and try not to seduce adam.
i know...if i was in the garden of eden mankind would go extinct after one generation.
Emma! Oh my god, the DUGGERS! FREAKS!!!
you know damn well these bitches are wearing garter belts and lacy push-up bras underneath these "swimsuits."
Tim - you fucking kill me!
it's sick, but i heard they made a duggar sequel and i am dying to see it.
It's their choice. If this is what people choose to wear, who are we to make fun of it. It's better than showing up somewhere "ass out" as Parasite does.
i know emma! I think that bi-atch has like 20 brats by now!
Please, can't Christians wear what an American friend of mine wore when she came here for vacation? It was a scuba swimsuit with the highest neckline I've ever seen (highest than what the Christians are wearing), topped with knee-length baggy board shorts. The ensemble was completed by those "sneaker" type shoes that you wear when you are walking on a rocky river or something (there are no rocks on the beach here ). She'd go into the ocean dressed like that. Then she wondered why people were staring... I mean, I like my suits to be really big and cover the entire butt area and not to show any tit, but a neckline higher than a t-shirt is just crazy talk.
I bet Leah wears the blue one...
Stoney, I'm quite upset because i have been googling the Duggar family sequel and I can't find it!!! I need to see more ugly kids eating tot casserole!
scout, you just described my homeschooling cousin who won't let her kids play with ANYONE but other homeschooled kids. She's got five kids who are socially retarded. And, she believes that any shirt without sleeves is indecent.
all right who gave MK my catalog? I have been looking for it..
HAHA YEAH RIGHT!! If I could go naked or wear dental floss up my butt to a beach I would. You dont like the way I look, then DONT LOOK. Butt, I am pretty damn hot if I may say so myself and I just did.
meep, watch it there buddy, I love pink!
Sad to think that those fools home school their kids with these kind of spelling skills. Those kids never have a chance at really knowing the world or anything outside their fundamentalist bubble.
i know...if i was in the garden of eden mankind would go extinct after one generation.
fundamentalist christian groups could really benefit from a stiff drink and a stiff cock up their ass, i think.
emma, maybe go to the TLC or Discovery Times/Health Channel website?
I did, but all they had was the first one on there. I'm thinking the other is still in production although I could have sworn they already aired it. Thanks!
why did that post again?
Christians, meet the lions.
TATER TOT CASSEROLE
2 lb ground turkey cooked, seasoned, drained
3 2lb bags tater tots
2 cans cream of mushroom
2 cans evaporated milk
2 cans cream of chicken
Brown meat & place in large cass. dish.
Cover with tater tots. Mix soup & milk together.
Pour over top. Bake at 350 for 1 Hour.
(One of Daddy’s Favorites!) Makes 2- 9”X13” pans
That's what i'm making for dinner tonight! i wonder if you can make it for just 2 people???
they also have a recipe for taco soup!
Well Tim said cock up the butt, and totally turned me on. Cant wait for the Weekend bed Olympics to start.
A million whores on this site and not one of them is mine.
DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE.
If they aired it, I missed it. Seriously, I watched that show with my mouth hanging open that there are actually people living in this country with such simple (in my opinion ignorant) lifestyles. I realize it is a personal choice, but damn those women piss me off! They just accept life as uneducated second-tier citizens being happily controlled by their man and COVERED UP in blankets! Why don't they just put a black sheet over their heads?! Am I the only one seeing the similarities to fundamentalist Islam here? In my opinion, fundamentalist thought is dangerous no matter what religion we're discussing.
And by the way, I made the tator tot casserole for my bf and I and it was delicious! (even better as left-overs)The Duggers inspired me!
2pink, you sinner! for shame!
that tator tot casserole is an orthodox jew's nightmare. it should be called the Anti-Kosher Casserole.
I would be afraid it was some sort of fertility casserole and I would get knocked up if I made it for me and my BF! Michelle Duggar is getting pregnant from something and lord knows Jim Bob can't be turned on by those awful dresses!
they also have a recipe for taco soup!
Stoney: I love tater tots. Do you have the recipe?
what is going on? when ever i refresh this damn thing it reposts something.
it's dark sided
i jesus name i pray
ok will someone please fill me in on the what the heck a dugger is?
Hey Miz, see above. That's pretty much it. Although I didn't use evaporated milk and substituted ground chuck for turkey. Also yummy, add a layer of cheese (velveeta melts the best)
And that seems like a rather large recipe...I would just use one bag of tots and three cans of cream of mushroom with a little milk and salt to taste.
Hey Queen, the Duggers are this HUGE family where the mom has at least sixteen children that she home schools. They make their own clothes, ride around in a bus, and go to Christian conventions. You get the picture. And they had a show on TLC about them. The mom has probably had two or three more brats since then.
yeah...the recipe on the duggar website is for a family of 14.
www.duggarfamily.com
Shut Up!! Seriously. Isnt he like a Senator too or something? Why dont these people get cable?
Michael, you know very well that if you sent one to Paris. She either gives it to her maid, or cuts it and makes it sluty again.
Stoney Baloney I completely agree. You have to read all the post doll.
I also might add, all fundamentalism is in complete opposition to the core of most faiths. If you read pretty much any religion's supreme text--they all advocate fairness to others and self improvement. People later pervert it up and pick and choose their beliefs!
This family rocks. Why didnt I think of this first? I need to get knocked up fast though, cause I am behind.
(shaking my head in disbelief)
"Start protecting your family by removing books, magazines, television, or internet that have worldly or sensual content. Replace them with good things like wholesome music, biographies of great Christians, good old-fashioned family fun and games."
Jim Bob's advice to fathers!!!!
Thanks, Stoney!! I didn't scroll, my bad!
So the mom thinks God sent an angel to help her with laundry:
"For 10 years now, our piano teacher, whom we consider a part of our family and loving call “NaNa” has faithfully come (now twice a week) to help us with laundry! GOD sent “An angel” in answer to my cry for help."
Do I have to take advice from someone named Jim Bob with 15 kids?
15 kids whose names all start with J
I read somewhere that when Michelle gets ready to have a baby, they have to induce her everytime because her body doesn't know when to start contractions because she's always pregnant. She has been pregnant for half her life.
WTF? Are we back in the 1920s again? America, get a handle on your dangerous and beserk Christian weirdoes!!
Hah! I wonder if Papa Joe Simpson made Jessica dress like this before realizing that it just didn't sell as many records?
OK I've been trolling around the website, and there's nothing more ridiculous than WALLBUILDERS. I wish those fucking freaks would stop shoving their Bible in every American's face! Fuckers! There I said it.
well Emma, that's because they believe children are gifts from god, so they keep having them! So that also means that god is blessing ignorant poor mothers in the ghetto who cannot raise children with gifts? Hey, here's an idea...they don't know any better! Kinda like the argument that Jesus sent the tsunami and hurricanes. How about, global warming and the fucking WEATHER?!
15 kids whose names all start with J
Madame Poon: I wish we could, I really do.
But hey, I bet they get hella tax breaks. They are homeowners with 16 kids. I am sure they are rewarded nicely by that fucker Bush. Unlike ME who has to pay a huge chunk of my salary to the goverment because I am a renter with no kids! There, I'm off my soap box. I will shut up now.
Stoney: I hear you babe!! Don't start me up - I am rabid in my hate for anything/anyone Bush!
P.S. I despise that family, ALL of them, every last one of them, with every fiber of my being.
stoney, don't shut up, you're on a roll.
i venture the fact that God only appears to ignorant redncks as proof that He must be a fucking delusional as they are.
you heard it here first folks.
God = nutso
Dear God,
If there are any Christians in heaven when i get there, i'm seriously gonna kick you in the face.
Your pal,
domino
Domino, don't worry-i don't think you'll be going there!
I heart bush!
oh, but i will. me and God are homies. i just think he's in need of an intervention. he's addicted to creating mongoloid rednecks.
Like yourself?
bush as in dominos!!!!!!!!
duhh-HURRR...yeah!
LIKE ME!!
DUHHHHHHHHHH
~slobber~~
I'd like to see just how wholesome those bodysuits look when they get wet.
I knew it!
knew rhymes with blue.
duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,,,,
droooooooooooollllllllllllllll
buuuurppp
now fuck off, fucky sucky.
Su EEEEE, Su EEEE Su EEEE. Frigging pigs.
Domino is a mean vaginal fluid covered cheeto
Just wondering if they have swimsuits like this for Christian men? (And some of those men really need to cover up their shirtless hairy beer bellies!!!)
My husband would be scared to see me in one of those "Christian" swimsuits!
I'm thinking that the women who wear these swimsuits probably aren't much to look at to begin with!!!
hey Anon - did i hurt your feelings?
heh. suck a dickhole, cock knocker.
Bringing it on home:
AND that Jim Bob fucker dares to write that his wife's first miscarriage was punishment from god for them not accepting 'his gifts' because she was on the pill! She was actually on the pill at one point in her life before her husband brainwashed her into thinking she was a sinner! I mean, how dare she use birth control pills! God would never approve of curbing the monthly flow of fertile eggs! Scandalous! Those people are FOOLS. However, I fully appreciate one's right to be a fool, but it's when they self-righteously try to change the law to reflect their demented agendas that I get FIRED-UP!
Oh little domini, don't give yourself so much credit, I'll have to start calling you kanye jr.
Don't be sad you don't have your cheeto cunts (CC) to back you up!
I'm going to wear one of these, strap a camera on and go to South Beach to see if I can still pick up men.
I'll post the footage next week.
Hm. I guess since there is no wholesome wear for men on that site, it's okay for the Christian dudes to walk around in banana hammocks, but the gals have to wear a pup tent to the beach.
I could so see domino in one of those.......
Google "prairie muffin" or "quiver full", then sit back and wallow in the Fundie Fun!
I never saw the Duggar show, but I stumbled across the message board for that show on TWOP. Good lord, that was some fun! Massive snarkiness, endless discussion of the minutia of the Duggar household, speculation on how Mom managed to get pregnant since her vagina has probably been stretched out to the size of a Florida sinkhole by now. Unfortunately, the folks at TWOP abruptly closed down that particular board. Man, I really miss it.
Another wacky belief is that females shouldn't cut their hair, since their hair is supposed to be their Glory, or somesuch shit, and so these poor girls have to haul around pounds and pounds of hair that hangs down to their asses.
And...back to the Duggars...Mom doesn't actually care for the babies. She just pops 'em out, hands them off to a "buddy", and continues her relentless attention-whoring. The teenaged daughters do all the cooking, for the entire 19-person household. The boys do NOT cook.
Does anything make people believe or do stupider stuff than religion?
Politics.
Money.
Alcohol/drugs.
Yeah, the TWOP board was something to behold. But Jeebus that's a LOT of cream of [insert type here] soup. The amount of sodium in that meal could replenish the Dead Sea, if needed.
I found a recipe for tator tot casserole for a normal sized family. It even includes (gasp!) some form of vegetables!
1/2 1 lb beef
1 can green beans
1 can corn
2 12oz. cans cream of chicken/mushroom
1/2 cup water
enough Tator-tots to cover the top of dish
shredded cheddar cheese
Brown the beef (preferably 7% fat or less). Place the beef into the bottom of a 13x9x2 in. casserole/baking dish.
Combine green beans, corn, cream of chicken/mushroom, and water in a medium bowl. Pour the mixture over the beef.
Arrange the Tator-tots to cover the mixture.
Bake in a 350°F oven for 20-25 minutes, or until Tator-tots are lightly browned. Sprinkle shredded cheese over the top and bake for 5 more minutes.
Doesn't sound as good as vaginal fluid covered cheetos
theres no picture of the models actually swimming in those things...should just be called fugly dresses instead of swimwear
I guess domino was scared off 
nope...just hadda break away for a half-hour wnak all over a crucifix.
sorry, what were we discussing?
fuck me, it's WANK. not wnak. what in fuck is a WNAK?????
haha get their groove on in the ocean...
meep, that's not my recipe, it's rollerslut's. All I said is I like the color pink!
you're a wnak!
2pink...you're referring to this, right?:
2pink, you sinner! for shame!
that tator tot casserole is an orthodox jew's nightmare. it should be called the Anti-Kosher Casserole.
meep | 01.27.06 - 3:43 pm
that first line was totally just kidding, and that 2nd part was just general statement about that tater tot casserole...which i would totally eat, especially now, because my dinner plans have been pushed back to 9 pm. i'm not jewish, btw, but i do have a lot of jew buds who if i told them that recipe, they'd say 'oy vey!'.
(and i like pink too...blush and bashful are my signature colors.)
I really have no problem with people wanting modest swimwear, it really bugs me how tarty so many little girls' fashions have become, but these garments are ridiculous.
I have grave doubts regarding their safety. They would seriously hamper swimming ability. Would you feel secure if the lifeguard on the beach was wearing one of these potato sacks? You'd drown before they even got to you.
Any young girl forced to wear one of these would never be able to participate in swimming as a serious sport. She'd be limited to dog paddling & splashing around uselessly.
Anway, I'm wondering....WWJW??
just imagine if you were muslim, it would be head to toe
Wow...I visited the site...it is rare to see something promoted that is that incredibly stupid.
After seeing this, one would think that the human body (I guess specifically female human body) is something dirty to be ashamed of.
Fuck, no!
The kids modeling the "swimwear" are going to have so many hangups and issues when the get old enough to know more.
i do think this swimwear is on the extreme side, and i wouldnt wear it, but can you really not see the logic in wearing something to the beach that covers your body? we all know how crazy the world we live in is...how people with all kinds of sicknesses and violent sex addictions walk amongst us everyday, so i really don't see anything wrong with wanting to enjoy yourself on the beach, but be modest at the same time. i dont think anyone is saying to be ashamed of your body, but the human body is a very beautiful and seductive thing, and can seriously be abused in the eyes of the beholder . just wondering if anyone saw it that way too?
Since when are Christians prude?
One thing for sure, they were always hypocrites!!!
anaKonda, is that you on your avatar? Wow!
i would like to say that... uh... that is...anaKonda.....i ... uhh...
Lol.
Paris Hilton and Star Jones just have to wear these! It'll protect our eyes!
this proves that the only water serious christians should in is the bathtub
meep, you sweet blush and bashful thing, you! I'm not so into pink that I look like that fool, Jordan, but I do love pink. I'm a girly girl. I just can't help myself
My Jewish friends would totally eat that. They all grew up keeping kosher but now live on bacon, beef strogannoff, and peperoni pizza. If it has pork or meat and dairy, they will eat 3x as much. I guess it goes to prove that the forbidden fruit, blahblahblah.
Those girls look happy. I bet they're faking it.
I heart you Domino! Religion is for idiots and the weak-minded. And it is used as an excuse for the worst atrocities man has ever visited upon man. I agree with Voltaire, who said, The world will never truly be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
I'm a Christian and would not be caught DEAD in that thing. Gross.
Isn't this the kind of thing they make you wear in Bahrain(sp?)?
Next they will be showcasing the Burka-Bikini......the swimsuit of choice for the nice Muslim girls..
Let me make it clear that all Christians should not be lumped into one catagory. Though modesty is encouraged, that is obviously an extreme. And besides that there is absoutly no idication that this 'swimwear' is promoted by Christians. You are simply assuming, and it seems the assumptions are wrong. I myself am a Christian and believe the garments are quite unflattering.
The swimsuits don't look that weird to me. Of course I grew up in a muslim household hence I am weird by mainstream standards.
ummmm y r ppl dumping this on the Christians? is it some kind of scape goat? i dont see ne hint of christian. and i agree with Georiga...who says ppl have to succumb to mainstreem standards? bunh of sheep
The modest FUGLY bathing suits are jaw-droppingly horrible. Are they meant to provoke bad heathens into attacks on the lambs wearing them, who are in turn guilty of being born female?? I have written an email to the website to ask them where are the DADDY JIM BOB Modest Dick covers, since I think Man Nipples and Ass crack are too tempting to fans of jim bob and the like.
I'm getting sick of the presumptions of some people here. "Modesty" does not stop men from lusting after women (or men). If anything, men from more repressive backgrounds are more likely to commit rape and other forms of violence.
If that Jewish girl up-thread feels more confident in "modest" clothes, she has self image problems. "Leering" men never made me feel less confident in my youth. The only power they have over you is the power you give them.
Same goes for the chick who wants to wear butt floss cuz she's so hot. You're basically saying the same thing - that nudity or less modest clothing is about provoking sexual responses from men (and I assume you think those with less desirable bodies should wear burkas).
I went naked at the lake when I was young and hot, and I'm not ashamed to do it now that I'm not so young or hot. People who leered at me when I was young or assumed I was on the make, and people who would put me down now are the same. Their behavior said/says everything about them and their ideas about their bodies and sex, and nothing about mine.
uh, what?
I completely agree that I would NEVER want to wear one of these bag-things, and they are hilarious! But... I wish that the comments stopped at the swimwear and not the people who would wear these.
Just sayin', intolerance goes both ways...
well if you have the figure wear it. i love low-cut jeans, bikni. paris has a hot body.
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