They look like lizards to me.
She came out with this on Stern two weeks ago. Same interview she claimed to wear the magic Mormon underwear in, when she was really wearing a thong.
Thanks MK. I wanted to get laid tonight.
riiiiiiight Shawn, keep saying it and maybe you'll start believing it.
and then there's this!?!??!
shit, how's a guy supposed to get all horndog today?
oh man, i should have been studying but I was still playing around and this is what I see. This gave me chills and NOT the good kind. I wonder how Larry's hump back plays into everything.
The thought of these having sex is repulsive! I know golddigers to it all the time: I want their secret!
Hello domino!
sick.
fuck.
*hose barf*
For a million bucks, I wouldnt do Larry King.
Ok, I lied.
I hate Larry King.
She looks like someone stretched her face.
My libido just died FOREVER.
Is he trying to show the camera her underwear?
They were on JimKim a few weeks ago. He treated her like SHIT. Talked down to her and had this "star" attitude that just pissed me off. She may be up for his abuse, but it sucks to watch.
Between this and the Micheal Gest/Da Brat kiss I can't hold any food down today.
hay Daya - i'm only on for a minute, gotta get back to work...i missed this place.
She's got a stronger stomach than me!
FMouie: if she can sleep with this ornery piece of leather, she can take his condescention. The $$$$ will be well worth it (I hope).
Is she talking about "Bollywood" Indian or "Christopher Columbus is an idiot" Indian?
I love role playing. I did see Larry King on W. 57th last year and Jesus, he is decrepit.
Ha ha suchadelicategirl I was thinking the same thing!
You know it's actually Larry who wears the crotchless chaps.
larry king? i'd tongue shovel his stink ditch.
The bitch has her own money, and with all the alimony he's shelling out after 6 wives, it can't be worth it.
Miz...
I hope she drains him worse than the previous 6 wives.
jdm: is that true? Then why deal with the verbal and emotional abuse?
Big-time father fixation, if you ask me!
I am gonna sue her for mental distress. Eeew.
Jan: Good to see you... Let's make it a class action suit!
You just know his balls sag down to his knees. God!
He's probably got La Bombita!
This makes me wanna hurl, I can't stand him and his stupid commercials for those garlic pills or whatever the hell they are. Gah! 
YUK miz and mouse! thanks a lot for ruining my lame ceasar salad!
Daya: you know what that is?? I didn't think anyone would know what La Bombita is!!!!
I know bombolina means "doll" in Italian.
Daya, I thought you were having shit balls for lunch.
La Bombita? Que eso?
La Bombita is this little pump for men with ED. (Erectile Dysfuction)
Oh shit. There was judge in NY who used one of those while on the bench!
Get out!! In the middle of a trial?
"Horsie" is the name of his wheelchair!
My traders just discovered the Hasselhoff video and are falling out of their chairs laughing! They got it playing full volume and are dancing around the trade floor! I need a camera of my own to film this shit!
Didnt anyone miss me?
Also for this thread, see comments for the David Gest/Da Brat that I wrote.
Keep this up, MK, and you will have the recipe for the new Dlisted Diet - guaranteed to make you not be able to keep anything down for a week!
Miz, you didn't read about that in the Post. His clerk recorded the sounds he made and took pictures of it when he wasn't using it. He did it during trials to the point where convicted criminals are demanding their convictions be thrown out!
Putas, I had to bounce for a little while. Wuz up?
I wondered where you went... I went to lunch to. Fat girl has to eat.
Talked to my mister for awhile.
MizRo: "Then why deal with the verbal and emotional abuse?"
Perhaps he has a nice personality.
Putas, which one? You got a fucking stable.
Mouse...
woah! It's a mini pump? And what was he doing that in court for? Wanted to "hear" him cumming? Was it a "trial" size, or the real thing? Did it "suit" him well?
Putas...
Hola amigita! Bien venidos!
How the hell do I know why anyone does anything? All I know is what I read in the newspaper. Apparently Judge Whackoff had several of these things under the bench.
Miz: Yeah, she was an infomercial bitch for a while. She made lots of money doing it.
I think she's after Larry for the publicity.
jdm...
hey! how's things? Glad to see ya.
Hola mis amigos. Necessito un buen fuck manana.
that was para ti Mouie
That is just nasty.
hey guys where did Daya's avatar go to ?
She trashed it, Katie. It's reakky her.
Really her.
Fuck.
Long day Mousey??!
Is it REAKKY her?
this is soo confusing
Yeah Lo-Cheeto. 7:00 to 5:00 takes its toll. At my old job I wandered in between 9:30 and 10:00 and then wandered back out at 3:00.
That's Miz. Bust Mouse's balls.
Poor Mousie!! You can put your head on my shoulder. Need a good rub? Anywhere? Why you dirty mousie. Ok cause you asked nicely
OMG Queen Putas - is that Posh Spice??? Say You'll be there?!?! LOVES IT!
Mouse: you know I love to kid, right?
Putas, I'm afraid I might get pushed out by the crowd! Mousie likes her rubs solo.
Awwww Miz. *blushes* Mouse loves Miz too.
You can see my avatar? YEAH!!!
Mousie, I save *special* rub for you. wink wink.
After the David Gest shit below, my clietlet has shriveled the hell up for the next 6 months.
You want to rub my wink wink *alarm in voice*. How did we get there already when we haven't even had our first date! Oh shit.
I will buy your dinner? Wendys, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Whataburger. Aint nothin but the best for my Mousie. Then and only then you put out. 
Putas..
mmmmm
Oh shit. *laughing* Sweetheart, I don't put out for anyone who buys me a fast food dinner. But I guarantee you FMouie is salivating at the prospect. HAHAHA! I require at least Subway, bitch! Oh shit!
MizRo, you are ON! Is anyone here a lawyer?
I've been here, but I'm doing telemarketing (eeek), so I can't type... But today is Friday, so no calling today cause people are cranky on Friday and they don't wanna buy nothing.
Between the Hasslehoff video and the radio interview with "Tan Girl" (it is on Popbytes), I've laughed tons today.
Jan, StoneyBaloney is an attorney. So is Kellie.
yep! I'm good with it after a stick of gum! One stick, you get the dick!
Some gum= some fun!
Who gets the dick? Me or Putas?
Okay critters and varmints. Mouse is out of da house. Have a great fucking weekend or a great weekend fucking!
Over and out!!
Same bat time, same bat channel peeps! Have an awesome weekend!
Please, you actually believe they are lawyers? They run an escort service- hence the fake boobs
And cheetoed vaginas
I saw them at Spago last year,and she is really gorgeous I have to say but he is OLD.Such the Hollywood wife....and Sly Stallone,Jennifer Flavin and James Caan were at the next table over.....lots of buzz going on there!I was eating my Bday weinerschnitzel!
Thinking of a naked larry king with a hardon makes me want to pull my brain out.
Why wont this day ever end?
I heard a crazy story about Sly Stallone...just in time for Rocky: Geriatric.
Putas...
NICE!! great avatar hon! Shootin' from the hip?
Dona Puta!
Did her dumb ass not get the memo where Native Americans aren't referred to as Indians anymore?
well Jordami tell
She gave him 2 cute little boys so he'd better be nice to her and they live in this fabulous house and bet they have a few more homes.
Who does she think she's kidding? His idea of Hot Indian Sex is her smoking his peace pipe.
And she's just overjoyed when he doesn't fart while she doing it!
uggg,is this the reason why viagra was invented? so larry king can get it up with this dogface
That last sentence made me laugh out loud, for real.
If Lardy King married Jessica Alba I'd cry, but Shawn Southwick is no prize. Not even for the ester-c croud.
"From the time I was a little girl, I'd always wondered what it would be like to fuck my grandpa. Now I don't have to wonder any more!"
She's like his own real life blow up doll!!!!
Oh, oh, oh.....that garlic pill is called "Garlique"...like it's supposed to look like a miracle French garlic or some shit. FMouie...a piece of gum? I thought you were just happy with a piece, period!! LOL j/k *mwah*
people should interview him once about that carrier-pose
Ewww....enough said.
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